I has a funny card story I wanna tells ya'll bouts.
And dis here foto has not a single thingy to do withs my post
but I not has a foto to go withs my post today.
Well, of me anyways.
Likes our wallpaper with crowns?
I is a princess so I needs crowns.
Just kiddin', it's fake...they really be a window theres and mum put dat background theres in PSE.
But who cares cuz it, again ain't got squat to do withs dis post.
Nows here is a really bad, terrible, crappy foto of all my cards....
...but da cards be beautifuls.
Nows, does ya'll sees dat card withs da big arrow and circle?
Yea, likes you could miss it or sumptin.
Okays my story has to do withs dat card.
Mum: Puddles, you got another card in the mail
ME: (poppin' a cheeto in my mouf) Ooooooh hand it to me.
*opening card*
ME: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mum: well, who is it from?
ME: Oh my gosh, you won't believes who it was from mum.
Mum: Are you going to tell me or not?
ME: It be from Tom and Suzanne!
Mum: Tom and Suzanne from my gym?
ME: yeppers, dat would be da ones...dat was awfully nice of them to send me a card
Mum: But, they are MY friends
ME: Whatevers, they sent me a card though.
Mum: BLEEP, BLEEP, BLEEP
ME: Mum, why don't you grabs da tape and sticks dis card up withs my udder cards so I can looks at it and relish in all da glory.
I thoughted dat was a most hilarious story.
My mum's gym furiends sent ME a card instead of her...
....BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh I loves Christmas!
And I has more card stories to shares dis week.
You can't stand can you?
But I has to wait cuz my dad be off work today so him can go to da dentist
and my mum has to go withs him to hold his hand cuz he be skeered shitless
cuz her loves him.
Christmas Card Contest
ME:
Snail Mail: 40
ecards: 9
telepathic: 1 from Shawnee (long story)
Hoomans: 1...
because 2 were addressed to them so dat gives them .5 each to makes a whole
Puddles.D. Rainwater
And I has more card stories to shares dis week.
You can't stand can you?
But I has to wait cuz my dad be off work today so him can go to da dentist
and my mum has to go withs him
cuz her loves him.
Christmas Card Contest
ME:
Snail Mail: 40
ecards: 9
telepathic: 1 from Shawnee (long story)
Hoomans: 1...
because 2 were addressed to them so dat gives them .5 each to makes a whole
Puddles.D. Rainwater
53 comments:
Bawahahahahahhaa! I have a funny card story, too. Your card arrived on Saturday and let me tell you, I had to rip it from my assistant's hands. It's FOR ME, I barked, but she was laughing so hard at the card that she just wouldn't let it go. I finally did get to see it and I sure do LOVE it!
My lazy assistant has still not sent cards out. Ann from Zoolatry made her a beautiful e-card of ME that she is going to send out this week. Still looking to replace her if you know any good assistants looking for work.
Your pal, Pip
We love that story. Guess it kinda tellz your mom just where she standz with her jim peeple. We hazn't even bin able tue open all our cardz yet cuz mom iz hoggin'em so she can say we ain't got that many. An'our aunt sis sez "this iz ridikulus" when she stopz by an'see'z the mail FUR US!
Shiloh'n The Diva Shasta
Mol Mol Mol Mol Mol
Puddles that is the funniest card story I have ever heard. And those folks don't even live in Blogville...just goes to show you Puddles D. Rainwater you are known far and wide for your kindness, sweet personality, love of your fellow 4 leggers but mostly for your beer drinking cheeto popping.
Oh geez I'm sorry to hear your Dad has to got to the dentist. If the pull out all of his toofers, maybe you will be allowed to chew all his food for him.
Hugs Madi your BFFF
Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, this means you're not just famous on the internet, you're famous in your own hometown, too! I can just picture your humans looking all sad and depressed because they aren't getting any cards. I can't wait for the rest of the stories!
Bunny
P.S. My dad shouldn't have messed with farting and blaming it on a dog with a blog!
Puddles, Puddles, Puddles.... You are amazing! All those cards just for YOU! The Kerazy lady must be so jelly that her gym furends sent a card to YOU. That is so funny how she got zilch from them. We can't wait to hear more of your card stories.
We hope that your Daddy will be OK. Dentist ~ YUCK!
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Oh Puddles, you are way ahead in the card department. That was so nice of the gym people to send the card to the famous Puddles. Poor Mom. Take care.
Dear Puddles,
The Typist says to tell you she hasn't received that many cards IN HER LIFE! She says to tell your mama she should change gyms. What does she know eh? Say, have you ever considered running for President? Like of the world? Hugs X
P.S. I hope your papa is okay and didn't faint or cry at the dentist.
So you are more liked in your hometown than your Mom? Uh-oh, I see your Mom plottin somethin here Puddles!
Good luck to your dad at the dentist!
No chance in the world that the hoomans will catch up now. I'm taking your card into work with me today and let my friend, other Lori, open it up. She is your number 1 fan. I'll send you a picture.
WooHoo! Way ta go, girlfuriend! You is rockin round da Christmas card tree...even at da gym!
:)
Pawsome awesome cards Puddles. You will be running out of room soon. Have a marvelous Monday.
Best wishes Molly
Pant Pant Snort snorrrrrt Pant
Hold on 87 seconds while we get our breffs back.
Snort sniff... OMD I am laffin SO hard my Eyes are Leakin and my nose is Runnin.. Wait ... I gotta get a Snot Rag... Blllleeeeeehhhhhhh
Blllleeeehhhhhh Whew that is...
HEY: Darn you Ernie.. don't wipe that in MY FURS... use the Snot RAG
you crazy Squirrel Fart.
OK... now THIS is the FUNNIEST CARD STORY I have heard so far this year!!! Better than DAD being Proud the other day beclaws he got an AD fur Direct TV.
I can NOT EVEN believe that your MUM's FURENDS sent YOU a card and NOT one to HER.
OH MY DAWG THIS is HYSTERICAL.
WHAT will happen Next... ???
An Envelope ADDRESSED to your MUM and sent EXPRESSED Delivery... with NO CARD inside???
Oh Puddles THIS Post just CRACKS us up!!!
Heeheehee, what else can we say, Heeheehee!
Your Pals
Susie & Bites
HAH!!! That's pawesome.
Bawhahhahhaa. PERFECT! Of course they would address it to you, the head of the household. MOM got a card yesterday at church and guess what? It had my name on it. BOL! Can't wait for your other story. I'll just sit her and wait and have a few (bags) of Cheetos. Oh and to answer your question. Your See Beautiful photo can be how YOU or your mom see beautiful. It could be Cheetos and beer or a deaded squirrel or whatever. As long as you see beautiful in it, then it is perfect.
Blessings,
Goose
Well you are sure gonna win, it's in the cards!
That was very funny of your moms friends to address the card to you. Do they follow your blog?
Millie
I would say your mommy's friends like you better than her....kinda sad.... Awesome cards!
HAHAHA. I thought the best part of your story was that your mom is going to the dentist with your dad b/c she loves him.
HAHAHAHAHA.
Anyway, tell your dad that Master has a cavity so they can be sad about the dentist together.
Nora
To funny! Now we know mom is very very jealous! Good one Puddles
Benny & Lily
That's great! I guess they know who's the boss. I love your card door!
Hahahaha! How wonderful that your Momma's friends sent you a card instead of her! Oh you must have loved rubbing that in her face! LOL!
I laughed so hard I peed! OMD, that was the funniest thing I've ever read! My fav part? Your dad being skeered shitless by the dentist.
Nola
Your mom goes to the gym? Does she cook, and sew also...apparently robot moms BUY gym memberships but they don't go...I don't think Mom knew I could get more christmas cards from there tho? Um? Thank you for sending kenna the grandmonster her own special card..puddles that was very nice of you....your poor dad and the dentist our house hates the dentist they rank right up there with bugs and snakes....um???
stella rose
Oh Puddles you are famous, we even know who you are way over here in Seattle. That would be 2796 miles.
Next you'll be getting cards from
the dentist and grocery store clerks.
xo Cinnamon
Hey, um, so we don't think we have your snail mail address - and we'd LOVE to make sure you get WAY more cards than the humans (our humans get like, 3, maybe). Can you peemail your address to us (our peemail is lizdranow AT modernskiracing DOT com) Thanks! Mom is slowly working her way through the card list (at least she realizes that writing out our cards shouldn't interfere with the time she spends playing with us).
However, Miss Puddles, we are most distressed by this header photo of yours where you are *gasp* wearing antlers. How many bags of Cheetos and six-packs of beer were you given up-front to perform such an indignity? You are much braver (and clearly better bribed) than we are!
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
Well done Puddles. Our humans have actually got more cards than us now - WHAT A CHEEK!!
We have a remedy for that though, we are going to eat them when they're not looking.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
Ha, that's a great story. You are very popular, Puddles!
Oink oink,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig
Bwahaahaahaahaa! That is just the BEST story! Did they even include her on the card? Like 'and peeps' or something???!!! What a hoot!
We got 5 cards yesterday, but SHE got three....we think SHE's sending bribes to people. Hope your dad survived the dentist.
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
We gotted your card on Saturday and we LOVE it!! Mom has been cavorting with Pip's assistant. We don't know what they do, they just don't do our cards in a timely way!!!
-Bart and Ruby
Your card display looks lovely!
Hehehehe. Of couwse they sent YOO the cawd. I find nothing stwange inthat. Aftew all, yoo awe the staw in the family. S glad yoo saw the tewwiew in the window on my bloggie, but I'm sad yoo cooldn't see the smileybox. Booo hooo i wondew why that happens
Soochie kisses
Asta
Puddles!! How ya be my sweet girly pal?? Your cards are super pawsome. I totally and completely and all the time and forever love the card I got from you. It is right in the center of my card display, just below my Remington. My Mommy is like the worst at sending cards, so I don't have many yet, but I plan to guilt her pretty good tomorrow so I hope she will get going.
Luvs ya girl
Loveys Sasha
Your door is getting filled up pretty fast with Christmas cards, Puddles, and today is only the 10th! We hope you have lots of doors in your house!
Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly
Why the krazy ladies gym send you a card Puddles? I think they be buttering you up for something Puddles! Maybe they want you to advertise for them, ya think.
Sweet William The Scot
Puddles, you will soon need a bigger door! It's only the 10th of December, imagine how many cards you'll have by Christmas! I think it was awfully nice of those gym people to send you such a beautiful card.
Love it...we must get mom and dad friends to start addressing their cards to Wyatt and Stanzie...that should be easy, they only get a couple...ha ha!
Wyatt and Stanzie
hehe I LOVE your post Puddles. You da best woman!
~Mason
Yea Puddles...humans, not so much but I bet they're nice people.
BOL cool story! Great to know that you got a card instead of your mom, you sure are lovable by everyone!!
Can't wait for more cool stories :)
Cotton
Now that is cool Puds. Know what happened to me the other day? The Postie knocked on the door, so Mum thought he had something for her. He said "Would you mind if I took a photo of Dec in his new jumper so I can send it to my kids?" Bwwwhhaa!!! Priceless! Deccy x
BOL! That IS a funny story!
You look very cute in that pic Miss Puddles!
Aww Miss Puddles, we shouldn't laugh but ahahahahaha. This card giving is a total crack up and we love it. Our mum wonders why she hasn't got any cards but we tell her it's cause she hasn't any friends cept for us hehehe. Thanks for making us laugh and we hope your dad got on ok at the dentist. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
You are getting far more cards than my mom ever has... just shows how popular are you cutie you :)
How delightful.
Muhahaha!
OMD! Puddles, you crack me ups!!! Poor Moms...sad that you gets greetings from HER friends, and she gets NADA!! BOL hehehe
Oh, the peeps are gettin' SO jelly of us quad-peds, aren't they??!
You should see Ma countin' ALL MY CARDS, and her....NOTHIN'!! BOL!! Oh, it's just gettin' sad...
Oh, I gots your card in the mails today...OMD! So funny! LOVED IT.
It really captures your...essence.
Kisses,
Ruby
I loves you Puddles, you always is giving me a smile :) Mama ended up ordering my cards from Walgreens because she no is inventive or able to wait more than one hour for anything.... no, I mean, because she had a coupon. So my cards no is as lovely as yours, but still, they is handsome (obviously, since I is on them).
love,
Reuben
My peeps have still only gotten one! Check out OskarsBlog.com today to see Santa's naughty list.
Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar
Omg!! Too funny!
Milly and Shelby
Puddles - you never cease to make me laugh. And, with this awful flu, that's quite an accomplishment today. The card story is HILARIOUS!
BOL BOL!! OMD Puddles!! That made me and mummy laugh!! You have so many cards and you even get them off your mummys friends BOL!!!
Milo :)
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Puddles, you slay me. Momma was snorting about your dad going to the dentist. We have the same problem with my Master.
Kisses,
Dexter
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