Wednesday, December 5, 2012

A Wednesday post

Sorry but comin' up with creative titles is just NOT my fortay.
But on withs my post.

Sees, Mum prides herself in her ability to clean cuz dats alls her can do without breakin' anything or hurtin' herself. Or it could have sumptin to do withs hers just bein' a clean freak...I dunnos.
Well, here I is in da Junk Room. 
It be da room where everything goes dat ain't got no place to go.

 Does ya'll has one of these rooms?
We actually calls it da Blue Room cuz it be blue.

Well come on, follow me.
 I wants to shows ya'll sumptin'.

I was in heres cuz I was bein' nosey wanted to be in heres.
 "hmmmmm...what does we has heres?"

They law has mercy look what I founded.
Hang on, dis foto deserves to be bigified.
Hehehehehe......

I founded me a hair ball.
I thinks I will make a wig withs it.
I has always wanted long hair.

So nows mum can't cook OR clean.
(OMD, I thinks her just threw up...mum, wheres you goin'? It was just a gigantic hair ball))

Okays but hers can give me good...
...snuggles.
(dat oughta get me on da nice list)
Hey, while I is thinkin' bouts it...does anybuddy knows how to get rid of liver spots?

okays now dis part has absolutely nuttin' to do withs my post but my mum said I HAD to post dis foto of my Sissy Whitney cuz hers not fotogenic like me we has very few fotos of hers and mum FINALLY gotted a halfway decent one.
well, minus all da leaves stuck in her hairs.
I see LOTS of hairs out of place too.
(add anudder point to da nice list)
Christmas Card Tally:
ME: snail mail 29 
         e-cards: 3
Hoomans: .5 (that would be POINT 5)

Puddles

61 comments:

Declan said...

I'm first I'm first! Point 1... can your Mum come and be a clean freak over here....we'll sort out a cure for liver spots and everything?! We have a room like yours...but God, it is SO much worse... open the door and the step ladders fall on your head if you don't know how to catch them....it's kinda funny if someone we don't like visits...we just tell them it'd the bathroom...hehe!

Dexter said...

Ever since momma started getting those spots on her ancient crone hands she has been wearing gloves all the time, even in the summer. She has these special "skin" colored fingerless numbers that she wears when it is hot outside. I don't know. Just add it to the list of weird.

Kisses,
Dexter

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL
Puddles great pictures...let me put this as gently as I can...hair balls are the least of your worries...there is a feline lurking in the shadows!!
We have a green room like your blue room.
Your Mom is so much fun...Mom thinks it is a very good personality trait to be able to poke fun at one's self.

What a beautiful picture of Whitney!!

Hugs Madi your BFFF and let me know if you need help taking down that cat.


Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

Hey Puddles, how come your "junk room" is not full to the brimings like OURS???? Tell your mom to clean less and cuddle more...... what's more impawtant than cuddlin' us...huh??????

The hair ball is fine - we gots lots of those with my mum's long hairs.

Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

Gloria Hood said...

Well......at least you Mom can take spectacular photos of you!!!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Bobbi and Gracie said...

Good morning Puddles! Looks like I started my day off right, by laughing at (scratch that) WITH you. I would like to invite your Mum to come and visit... and she can have her way with my house... Seriously, your floor looks like we could eat off of it. (As I'm sure you do.. right?)
LOL> Nice of you to point out the liver spot. Tell your mum - at least it's not on her face like mine is..
Now that you've given us our morning laugh.. go enjoy your Wednesday Miss Puddles!

georgia little pea said...

Dear Pudds,
Is that your reflection I see in the floor? And what kind of a junk room has no junk in it?! Your mama is obviously an amazing cleaner. Please send her over ASAP as we need some help in that department.

Now, what is this .5 card business? No one can get a .5 card so I know you're making that up. Unless you ate the other .5 which would be mean.

When you find something for the liver spots, please let us know. The Typist looks like a dalmatian.

Hound Girl said...

The Junk Room....I dont have enough rooms in the house to have one of those, you must live in a mansion!!! Well the nursery is sort of the catch all room right now. Well the guest room is the catch all since Stella-bob seems to want to eat everything. Scott will be done painting the furniture and baseboards in the nursery this weekend so I hope to have some reveal photos next week! I bought the girliest drawer knobs for her dresser the other day - they have rhinestones in them :) So when Stella-Bob finds her forever home (long story) can Whitney come and live with us?!!!

Tell your beautiful mom those are angel kisses and she cant get rid of them, they are special.

Love to you all.

Amber DaWeenie said...

Did me eyes read dat right...You is in da JUNK ROOM dat is da room for tings wit no place to go. Do dat mean you gots no place to go??? You can comes here and lives wit me butt me has to warn you.....me still has no walls and no woof!

PeeS....Whitney is lookin good....and her is not in da Junk Room!

Liver spots...hmmmmm...no idea hows to chase dem away! Send dem to da Junk Room too.

Molly The Wally said...

Puddles send mum over here we need a clean freak. Our junk room is the room right at the top of the house that we forget about till guilt sets in and then it gets a good tidy. We have a little art for you tomorrow. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

Bassetmomma said...

Oh the shame of it!LOL! Multiply your junk room by 10 and you've got our junk room. We can barely walk in ours! I love your dark wood floors. I mean your SHINY dark wood floors. hehe Tell your Momma when she finds out how to get rid of liver spots to let me know 'cause I will need a truck load of the stuff. Finally, I just love that picture of Whitney. Like it or not Puddles she is beautiful! :)

What Remains Now said...

Your mom and I should get together and rent you and Twinkie out as housecleaners. It never fails, Twinkie gets into places and comes out with the weirdest things hanging off her whiskers.

houndstooth said...

Ha ha ha ha! Puddles, I don't know what your mom would do to feel good about herself if you weren't there! The important thing is that YOU looked good in the pictures. I mean, who cares about liver spots on humans, right?

Bunny

The Websters said...

What's up with humans hating hair balls so much? I treasured mine floating across the living room floor. I'd pounce them and carry them around sometimes.

Tell your mom to get one of those robots. It seems to make Mrs. Master happy.

Umm...did your post man accidently tear a card in half for your peeps or something?

Whitney looks really nice there. I think you're going to score big presents for including her today.

Nora

Mr. Pip said...

Uh, if you need more fur to make that furball even BIGGER just let me know ...I have LOTS OF EXTRA FUR. Heck, you could make yourself a whole new outfit AND wig with all my extra fur. That would really drive her crazy.

Miss Whitney looks just lovely!

Your fur-ball pal, Pip

Lovable Lily said...

We love that you have a junk room, we only have a junk drawer. Now, if you need to keep your Mom outta trouble, send her over here bcuz we just got a new vacuum cleaner and we're more than willing to share it with her. Butt she's gotta use it here at our house. Do you think she'll mind sucking up little critters like Geko's? We don't wanna be hearing her scream or anything like that.

We can't wait to see your new wig made especially from your pawsome hairball.

Now as far as that liver spot goes, My Mommy has quite a few of, oh no, here comes Mommy I better stop talking about all her spots now.

See ya!

Hugs,
Lily Belle

Agnes Bullock said...

Lol! A junk room with no junk in it!

Team Beaglebratz said...

Hey Puddles - Shiloh'n The Diva Shasta here. You haz A junk room - just ONE? Our HOUSE kinda lookz like one BIG junk room. May-b your mom cood give our mom lessonz on cleanin'. We haz that carpet stuff on our floorz so we don't get no hairballz - it'z like the whole floor iz one big hairball. An'tell your mom not tue worry bout them liver spotz - they don't interfere with givin'snugglez due they? They don't interfere with your dinner due they? They don't interfere with gittin'pikchurez of your bootiful self due they? So there'z no problem there. That iza great pikchure of Whitney - showz off her purty furz.

We gotta go fur now - mom iz home frum werk tueday so she cood b with us on her birthday so we gotta go snuggle with her an'then let her give us sum late breakfast.
Shiloh'n The Diva Shasta

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Maybe you could ask Santa Paws to bring you a whole box of Blog Titles.
So does that mean that your mom's hand TASTES LIKE LIVER?
I think that the Blue Room would make a SUPER PLAY ROOM fur you and Whitney and Albert. There seems to be PLENTY of room fur making Super Zoomies. You could use the FursBalls fur Bases and stuffs like that.
AND have Laundry Basket Races, Too.
I see that Whitney and I have the same problem... we are CRAP MAGNETS.

The Heartbeats said...

PUDDLES!!! We always get hair balls like that in our house since we have 2 longhaired cats and all. I saw you deaded another squirrel in the road at your house. Did you see Mamma & McIver almost get eaten by a giant Rottie in front of your house on Thanksgiving morning? Mamma wants to know what your Mum thinks about the trial verdict in Pickens?

Wiggles,
Calhoun

jen said...

Wait a second, your Mom can clean without getting injured? That's a step better than me!

stellaroselong said...

First off Puddles my squishy brained mom DID NOT mail your card..I lied..but I was really under the assumption she did...anywho we mailed it today with the story..
Second, your floors are beautiful...that is the first thing my oCD mom noticed, ours are 165 years old and they have scratches all over them, even if she waxes them the next day she says they look like crap...its my messy dad and mine fault...oh well and we have a junk room downstairs that mom hides behind a door and a big junk room upstairs where the daughters even store stuff..whew!!
Stella Rose

GOOSE said...

Yep we go one of htose rooms. Not sure why it is called the junk room cuz it has all our hiking/back packing/ camping gear in it. But most important it is where my bags of kibble and treats are kept. Nothing junk about that. Since you mom like to clean then the answer is simple... wear rubber gloves and spots all gone. Duh. I really should chage for this kind of advice. But since you be the Puddles my services will always be free to you. I'll just jack up the cost to someone else to cover my losses.
Blessings,
Goose

Remington said...

Yep we have one of those rooms too.... Liver spots? How did her liver make spots there? I will have to look that up in my Dr. book.... Great pic of Whitney!

Brian said...

Oh my, that doesn't look anything like our junk room!

Sam said...

Hi Puddles, that's a nice shot of your mom and you hugging (hope she gave you a treat for that one) and my brother Owen keeps looking at your sissy's picture. I think he's in love.

Inger said...

For a Junk Room, yours has some beautiful floors! Looks like you could skate on them, Puddles. I have liver spots too, but I just ignore them. That white fluffy stuff you found looks like it came off Samson. Did he sneak over there and visit you? I'm sure Gracie would be suspicious if she saw what you found.....

Susie and Sidebite said...

Got you a junk room hey, we got a junk attic, lots more then fur balls there. Liver spots, well quit eating liver, Heeheehee.
You tell Mom thats a great pic of Whitney, even without you there.

Your Pals
Susie & Officer Bites

Inger said...

I forgot (cause I'm old, but ignore that too) to say that your Sissy Whitney is very, very pretty. I used to have a dog that looked like her when I was a kid.

harrispen said...

Whitney looks so sweet. I'm glad your mom was able to get a nice picture of her.

I have to say that your junk room hardly looks like it has any junk in it. That is the neatest junk room ever.

Millie

Sweet William The Scot said...

You have a blue room, you gives me a heart attack, I thought everything at your house was WHITE!
Sweet William The Scot

Casey said...

Puddles, you are so NICE to find those great big hairballs and stuff to help your momma out! I'm sure she appreciates it very much. This will put you at the very TIP TOP of Santa's nice list.

Sweet William The Scot said...

Oh Puddles I don't think that is the junk room ~ Has the repo man been to your house and taken the furniture?
Sweet William The Scot

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Hair balls. Let your Mom know she should be glad they are *floating* in the air and not all gooey and yucky after having been expelled by a kitty. Ugh.
Mommy's a clean freak too and is constantly grumbling about how we don't pick after ourselves.....

Two French Bulldogs said...

That's the cleanest junk room we have ever seen. You should see mommas junk drawer!
Benny & Lily

Marg said...

Oh Puddles, glad to hear you wanted to be in that room where things get put that have no where else to go. That was even a clean hair ball. We need to get you a real wig to keep you warm when the cold temps come. Have a great afternoon.

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Haha, we got you beat - EVERY room in our house is the junk room, we can barely move for all Mum's crap!
Dad has got liver spots but Mum hasn't... yet - we can recommend sulphuric acid or sandpaper.
You could make a little felted doxie with the hairball :)
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Oh Puddles! You may be the death of your Mom! ;) Say, it looks like you are sitting on only your toes in one of those pictures. Don't you sit on your bootay?

Nola said...

Can your clean freak mom come clean here?!
Nola

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

If you ever find a way to get rid of those spots, Puddles, you could be a billionaire - be sure to let us know if you do - there are lots of liver spots around here.

And tell your Mom that if she ever decides to visit us, she HAS to bring her barf bucket because there are furballs everywhere, even right after the Momster runs the evil vacuum. Just comes with the territory when you have Sibes:)

Great pic of Whitney.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

KB said...

Your mom would need a barf bucket at my house too. We have da junk room but it's nowhere near as clean as yours!

Hey, Whitney doesn't have any hairballs hanging from her mouth. So, I think that she has you beat. She looks awesome!

Mitch and Molly said...

That's your junk room? We'll remember to never show you ours. Ours is not orderly like yours is!

Love ya lots
Mitch and Molly

Stig said...

Hey Puddles, can you send me an email through my profile!? I want to sends you a christmas carrrrd!

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Puddles, WTF, you found only ONE hair ball. Blimey around here there are 87,000 of the things. Our mum is not a clean freak just a lazy so and so. Also mum says (insert grumpy voice) there is absolutely nothing wrong with liver spots, nothing ok! Sheesh, we think mum will be getting a lump of coal for Christmas hehehe. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Ruby said...

Okays, obviously your Moms doesn't know the definition of a 'junk room'! Where the frack is the JUNK??? Somethings tells me your moms cleans the cleaning bottles! Am I right?! Yups, you probally have the cleanest bottle of 409 in the state!
Also, I thinks you are an amazin' furball hunter! Yups ~ forgets the pee-cans, your real talent lies in furball extraction! Plus, if you capture enough of thems, you could makes your MOms a really cool pillow! She would LOVES it!! (let me know if you need helps rangling furballs, because there are like 87 thousand of em' behind the fridge! hehehe)
Oh, you should see the liver spot on my Ma's NOSE!! Oh, yeah! Kinda looks like Rudolph after he checked Santa's oil (if ya know what I mean! BOL)
What Ma? Oh, nothin'....
Ooops, gotta go, Ma heard me chucklin' and me thinks her ears are burning!!

Kisses,
Ruby

Patrice and Higgins said...

OMD, tell your mom to come and be clean freak at my house...my mom would love that!!! BTW, our clutter room is very full, yours is not! My mom needs to get busy cleaning!!

~Higgins

chicamom85 said...

Puddles, I missed your beautiful face! Good job on digging out the hair ball. We have a couple rooms like that, well most of our rooms...what Mommy...never mind, but we do have junk room(s). I like seeing Whitney sometimes, I hardly ever see her. She must be kind of shy and all, not like you of course. Your Mommy looks like she gives good huggies. I am so excited about my penny, you are the bestest.

Loveys Sasha

Cotton said...

I love the angle the pictures were taken from! Good post
Cotton

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

My peep has gotten 2 cards now, from her students... Hehe, they have interesting ideas about how to spell her name... BOL!

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Puddles you just crack us up. Sweet Whitney, you look lovely. You should pose for your Mommy more often cuase our Mommy loves to see pictures of you.

{{{huggies}}}....Mona

Elyse and Riley said...

Yep, liver spots are a pain, for sure...but I don't have any yet, so I can't complain!! :)))

That hairball looks eerily familiar!! You sure it didn't come packaged in our Christmas card we sent you?? We moved Riley's crate away from the wall last night to vacuum behind it. I swear, there was a whole 'nother dog back there! Could have been a little Teeny Weenie like you! :)

Happy Thursday, it's almost the weekend...woohoooooo!

Elyse and Riley

Kaunis Nelli said...

Whitney is pretty, pretty, pretty and I love the look in her eyes. And yes Puddles, you are pretty too!

Raelyn said...

Puddles....
I'm back in the saddle again!! I have missed your sweet face!! ;)
I love your new Header Picture!! Very Christmassy, and unique!! ;-D
You were exploring the "blue room". Rose would do that!! She is my Curious George!! I would explore, too.... ;-}
That is a lovely picture of Whitney!! Black and white. My favorite kind of pictures!! I do not know why.... ;op
Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!

Mollie said...

We're missing a kitteh over here - I think it was hanging off of Puddles!
P.S. Mom says don't worry - we're really not missing anyone :)

Wyatt said...

Puddles, when you are done making wigs out of hairballs, you should fire up that laundry basket and go for a spin!!

Wyatt and Stanzie

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Puddles,, you always make us smile.
You always just do it so perfectly.
So if its hair balls or talking about smelly anal glands- just whatever- keep doing what you do,
cause you make us smiles.
love
tweedles

Brandon - The dog with a blog said...

OMD, the pictures are absolutely beautiful!
I think we have a "junk room" in our house too... and it is full of stuff!

-Brandon's Raiser
Don't forgot to stop by our blog and enter the Angry Birds dog toys giveaway!

Milo Robinson said...

My mummy said since your mummy is a clean freak she should come and clean our house ;) Ewwwwwwww hairball, maybe theres a kitty hiding in your house :O

Milo :)

Ann Oon said...

wowzers.. that am a lot of christmassy cards for a lil girl.. and its not even christmas yet.

we do have a storage room.... it is not as empty as your blue room.. storage seems to get more and more storing till one day.. we can't open them doors anymore.

a sure cure for liver spots... is... find a magic color which is the same color as your momma's skin.. and just color over them liver spot color.. or.. it that dun cover up.. stick a masking tape over them liver spot... and color over them masking tape with the magic color of your momma's skin... or ... if that still don't work... urmm... color it black and assume its a mole... a sexy mole :D
me cow have lotta liver spottings on her face.. she no put them sunny blocks... them liver spots is destroying her face... even a whole roll of masking tape ain't helping.

btw... we super duper love love love your christmas header... its so sweeeeeeeeeeeeet.... sweet sweetness... ahhhh.. we am fainting with thems sweetness :)

goodday my buddies.. till we meet again!

Reuben said...

Puddles, your mama takes the most beautimous pictures, and also, today I has gotted your lovely card in the mails and I gots to know: where does you get those made? It is a beautiful card, a kind like my mama was wanting to does but she no knows where to find such a lovely thing! Of course, the card was made especially lovely buy your beautiful Self being on it. So stops by my blog so my mama will quit doing botherings of me about "where did Puddles get here cards from Reuben, WHERE?!?!"

love,
Reuben

Cotton said...

Oh and drop by, I've got something for you:)
Cotton