Friday, March 29, 2013

Friday Post with Corbin Stuffs

Happy Friday Greetin's ya'll!
Furst I wanna say dat my mum thanks ya'll kindly fur thinkin' of hers and hers HELLbow.
I will explain what be goin' on Monday and it has to do withs a big ol' knife.

Now let's me get on with more important stuffs likes my post.
Dis be a dog blog not a HELLbow blog.

Abouts a million weeks ago I gotted a package in da mail from Corbin...
I was shocked and I had no idea why he was sendin' me a package...
but I said I'd take it anyways withs no reason.
If I haded had britches on I would has surely wetted 'em.

 
 I stuffed my honker in da box...cuz dat is what you suppose to do.



Dis was where I was all squealin' but you not ables to sees my face.


 OH MY DOOOOOG...OH MY DOOOOOG!!!!
GIVES IT...GIVES IT TO ME!
I NEEDS DAT RIGHT NOOOOOW!

Would ya'll just look at what da Corbin's momma made!

It be a cheeseburger treat dat hers made all by herself.
Thank dog my mum not make it or I''d be dead as a doornail.
There is no photo of me eatin' cuz my mum ain't fast enough...I was like pure lightenin'.
Dat was one of my favorites in da box.

 "OOOOOh gives dat to me too Girl"

Then there was more stuffs.

 I was all ooohin' and awwwwwein'.
Dis is my favorite thing.
It be a beer stuffie squeakie toy...OMD!!!!
I thinks they made dis toy just fur a pUddles.

Okay wait,...dis is my favoritist thing da Corbin sent....
Can you believes it?
He made cards thankin' me fur comin' to destroy his place...and it even has
our fotos all overs it.
I was goin' bezerk when I seened dat...fur reals I was.
I has it posted in my bedroom so I can sees it aaaaall da time.
I shows ya'll oneday.

Okays here da udder bestest part and I knows ya'll has been wonderin' bouts it...
...da package fillin'.
And it ain't no Easter Basket fillin' neithers.

It was a bunch of half nekkid woman withs fake boobs.

While da Corbin's momma be at work...da Corbin reads da Victoria's Secret catalog.
Dats what he filled my box in so nuttin' would break.
I reckon fake boobs does dat...I asked my mum and hers concurred.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA...
...I wished ya'll knews how hard I laughed when I seen all these 
legs and boobs stickin' out of da box.

Now heres da foto of all my stuffies I gotted...
Notice dat dog?
Uhuh, dat would be da Corbin but it ain't da real one.
I has to be real carefuls withs da Corbin toy so I not hurts him.
Him does do a good massage by da way.
Ooooh I so happies I gots all dis stuff.

I has to go cuz I has stuffs to
play withs do nows.

Thank You Corbin and Momma fur sendin' me a little care package to thank me fur da trip.
I loves ya'll very much!

Puddles

60 comments:

Katie http://myminipetpig.com/ said...

Wow you sure are lucky! That's one great package! Hope the HELLbow is better...

Piggy kisses,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

Roo said...

That is one very cool surprise pressie package! Luv the beer squeaky and homemade burger treat - PAWSOME! BOL on the ladies stuffing - were their boobs really fake? If you stuck a pin in em did they pop or leak? ;P

Glad your Mom's elbow is better Yay!

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Roo said...

Well poop. I thought you said your Mom's elbow was better butt I sped read. Saw she's gonna have to have surgery - that bites. Paws crossed the surgery fixes it for her :)

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Dexter said...

I hope the Hellbow is getting less ouchie so crazy lady can focus more on you. Goodness. That Corbin stuffing your package with fake boobs. He's one smart guy.

Kisses,
Dexter

What Remains Now said...

Before she goes in for surgery, please make your mom get that software where you can talk and it will type your post. She won't be able to type but you will still need to post. We don't want another summer like the one where you disappeared for months and we all thought she deaded you. That was scary.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

WOW Puddles... Corbin... the Ta Ta guy sent you PICTURES of the girrrrly stuffs that he loves so much???
You must really rate HIGH on his list.
OMD a fur REAL Home Made Burger!! and the TOYS are super duper.
A Pressie Package to Faint fur.

Happy Hoppy Easter to YOU and the Blobs and your girrrrl and your mum and dad and your mum's Hellbow.

GOOSE said...

WOWZWERS!! What a great package. I can tell you were so excited that your ear was all out of place. That is a rare photo indeed, but each furs was right in place. I love your favorite thing, I think it would have been mine too. Does the beer squeeky taste like beer? If not I suggest you soak it in beer overnight. Corbin was so smart to stuff your box with fake boobs. They make the best packing so nothing is damaged.
Blessings,
Goose

Mollie said...

You sure got some fun stuff there, we are howling at the fake Boobs.. Bawahhaaaaaaa Have a wonderful Easter guys xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

Reilly / Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Well how darn cool is that - you got a beer bottle toy - that corbin - he's the DUDE!

Lovable Lily said...

That was one MEGA package you got Puddles. And for Corbin to find you that beer bottle, we know how you rate!

Our Daddy is laughing right now over the "stuffing" in the package. He said "Pin-up girls WOO-HOO!"

Sounds like Mom is going to have her hellbow fixed. That's not gonna be fun, but she will feel much better once it's all said and done.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Molly The Wally said...

What a pawsome swag bag Puddles. We think you are one lucky pup. Ha ha fake boob wrapping paper. Hope mums' hellbow is better. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

stellaroselong said...

First tell your momma that we are thinking of her on Monday...to enjoy all the pain med's they give her..hehehe second that was one cool package...was that a for real hamburgler??
stella rose and mags

Elyse and Riley said...

What a great package from Corbin! That cheeseburger looked...umm...appetizing, I guess. As long as you said it was deeelish, then we believe you!!

Sorry to hear the hellbow treatment will involve a big knife...Riley knows all about that. Does your Mum have to be on crate rest for 8 weeks too? ;) You better hope not!

Elyse and Riley

GizmoGeodog said...

What a wonderful surprise Puddles...Cheeseburger & beer - Corbin sure does know how to please a girl like you :) Wishing you and your family a happy and peaceful Easter

Corbin said...

So, I know you pinned up the photo card so you could look at it all the time, but the real question.... Did your mom flatten out all the fake boobies and pin them to HER wall???
-Corbin HAHAHAHA, I can't help it, I crack myself up...

Brian said...

Rhat sure was a nice bunch of stuff that Corbin sent to you! We are all sending purrs to you Mom. Hoppy Puddles Easter!

Marg said...

Hi Puddles, that was one heck of a great box of stuff. What a fun deal. You sure know how to get to the good stuff. Hope all of you have a great week end and Happy Easter. Thanks for making our Mom smile.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
Well I don't know Puddles - what kind of nurse are you? There's poor mum with a funny hell-bone and all youse can do is stick your noxie in the boxie. ...gotta say that burger looks pretty hot though...

Try to be a BIT more sympatho with mum over Easter won't ya? Go on. Try. You have my permission to chase mystic rabbits on Sunday though... &? YAM-aunty

Loving Max said...

Puddles you sure are one loved pup...for very obvious reasons :) Sorry to hear about Moms hellbow...be sure to get Mom some treats too!

Mr. Pip said...

Uh, I didn't see the girls ...and I didn't even realize that was a mini-Corbin!!! WTF? I have been calling that dog Scooby??? My assistant's eyes must be going or maybe her brain. Your mom has a hellbow and mine has a hellbrain. Sigh

The Websters said...

That is some treat there! I want Corbin's mom to teach Master how to make them...then I can have some all the time!

Nora

Ranger said...

Corbin gave you and Pip pressies. He is the best!
Wags,
Ranger

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL
Puddles am I to assume from this post that our sweet Corbin is a boob and leg man? I bet his mom had no idea he had Victoria stashed in his mattress.
Mom nearly fell on the floor at the picture with "OOOOOh gives dat to me too Girl". Mom said she could tell you were holding back but you really really want what your girl had.

Thanks for the hilarious post
and FYI: the old gray mare went to the her VET on last week for her ailing digit and tush. Both are better.
Hugs madi your BFFF

Piappies World said...

Awww you got cheeseburger and beer, too Puddles. Corbin is so sweet indeed. The mini-Corbin is so cute, too.

You sure had treat time with Pip today. Pawesome!

Happy Easter weekend!

Love,
Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Max, Wai-Pai & Forgie

Piappies World said...

Awww you got cheeseburger and beer, too Puddles. Corbin is so sweet indeed. The mini-Corbin is so cute, too.

You sure had treat time with Pip today. Pawesome!

Happy Easter weekend!

Love,
Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Max, Wai-Pai & Forgie

Oz theTerrier said...

What a pawfect package you got, Puddles. A real cheeseburger and some beer! You are set.
*high paws*
Oz

Ruby said...

Wowsa!! That is one FABulous pressie Puddles!! OMD, that cheeseburgers looks devine...I be all droolin' over here! I asked Ma if she could make ME one and she LAUGHED! She's a meanie.
That Corbin sure knows how to pick a toy! Tremendous finds!
I hopes your Moms hellbow is betters after the surgeries....that sucks, indeed.
I'll be workin' on findin' that bubble-ball to puts her in so she doesn't hurt nothin' else!
Okays, gotta go, Oh! Ma wants to know if you could send her the fake boobies? She wants to put it on her 'wish list' on Amazon...I keep tellin' her it ain't gonna make a difference....BOL
Kisses,
Ruby

Inger said...

Puddles, you are so good to all of us, making us happy every time we read your posts, and so good to Mr. Pip to take him on his bucket list trip. What an undertaking that was.

So now I forgot what I was gonna say. Hmmm, because I'm an old lady, I'm allowed to forget.

Anyway, you deserve all the presents, all the beer, all the goodies, and all your blogger friends who come to visit. We all LOVE you Puddles. I hope your mom's hellbow gets better soon. Enjoy your goodies!

Idaho PugRanch said...

Puddles, we love how you always make us laugh!! That was a great package from Corbin, what a guy!
We will be thinking of your momma on Monday!
Have a great Easter
Thanks for being our furiend
Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Dolly theDoxie said...

One question how you know dem fake boobies! Hahaha! Love Dolly

Taryn said...

Now, how do you know those girls weren't born that way? ;-)

finnhoward said...

What a great box with some great toys! Wondering why you are exciting about seeing the fake boobies Puddles....

3 doxies said...

Da fake Ta Tas is cuz my mum has fake ones so it be kinda like an inside joke but I has tolded da whole world dat hers paid fur hers so it really no secret no mores.

Puddles

Corbin said...

Oops, did I let the kittah out of the fake boobie bag????
-Corbin

CaninesCouture said...

What a lucky pooch! I wish I had lots of cookies and toys gifted to me. My Smoosh get's all the love around here. ;)

xoxo,

Jules of Canines & Couture
www.caninesandcouture.com

Berts Blog said...

I LOVE YOU PUDDLES. Thanks for being patient. I know it is hard.

Bert

I love you too
My Vickie

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Puddles, wowza you lucky dog. What a great pressie from Studly. Dad reckons you are his kinda dog cause you like beer and chewing stuffies whereas I like to chew his best reading glasses, woops! The boob ladies were a touch of genius and gave everybuddy a laugh. See ya sweetie pie. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Sweet William The Scot said...

Puddles I don't understand why you all excited about the wrappins when you got a mini Corbin. Nice Box! Puddles you can come to my house and break bread on Easter I'd be happy to have you. Happy Easter Puddles
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

rottrover said...

Our paws are crossed for your mom's speedy recovery. Cool box o'Corbin stuffs!!

-Bart, Ruby and Otto

Mitch and Molly said...

What a fun package from Corbin! He sends the best stuffs!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Linda said...

Gosh you gotted all kinds of neet o stuff thats nice!

Have a great Easter.

xo Cinnamon

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

What a sweet guy that Corbin is to send you all those goodies!!! Mom is cracking up at the photos he used to stuff your box - typical male!!!

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Murphy said...

That Corbin and his mom are pretty nice to send you great pressies like that! And we were wondering about your mom's elbow. Ouch!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Nola said...

That is pawsome!
Nola

Ian Thomson said...

You are one lucky pup, you got some great stuff there.

Sheba.

gyeong said...

Holy Smokers, what a nice package. Now I know exactly what to do the next time a Victoria's Secret catalog comes in the mail.

Milo and Jet said...

Wow that's one great package of things :) The burger and new toy looked very cool from Milo & Jet

Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

Hiya Puddles, I was very happy you got such a great pawcel from Corbin - he knows just what you like, and he is all kind of busted over that catalogue !!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Those are some great stuff from Corbin (and his mom)! We think you'll be a very busy pup this weekend. ;)

Pippa Sheltie said...

You're soooo lucky! That beer bottle was made just for you! I've read all of your bucket tour posts, so I can see that you'll have fun playing with it!
Imagine stuffing the box with cheeky pictures like that! Or Corbin reading that at home!
Have a very happy easter!
Pippa :)

♥ Sallie said...

Happy Easter!

Great gifts!

Hugs,

Sam said...

Hi Puddles, score big on that one. Lucky "duck".

Jazzi said...

WOW!! You dugs right in there Puddles BOL Have fun with that burger!! You certainly are lucky!!

Hoppy Easter
wags
Jazzi and Addi

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Wow!! Great gifts Pudles.
Happy Easter!!

Sniff ya later.........Weenie

Marilia said...

I hope your Easter was so good!!!!

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

That really must have been a great treat if there wasn't even time for a picture!

Great gifts you received!

Asta said...

Dawling Puddles
that Cowbin and his Momma awe the most thoughtful evew! I looove that speshul cawd that will wemind you aways of yoow gweat visit and well, the pawfect sheesebuwgew and beew and the "Cowbin" toy so fabooloos
I hope you had a gweat Eastew
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Grady and Leonardo said...

What a wonderful box of goodies. We sure hope that your Momma is gonna be OK and really soon. Keep us updated on her big knifey appointment and give her lots of Puddles love to get her better soon.

Lots of Newfie hugs and get well smoochies

Leo and Grady (Momma too)

georgia little pea said...

You got a REAL burger in the post???!!! Is Corbin your neighbour from down the road? Don't things DETERIORATE where you are? It would never have survived our postal service! Very impressive Pudds. Can't wait to hear your mama's gory hellbow details x

Bobbi and Gracie said...

Wow! What a nice care package you got from Corbin! Tell us more about that burger?? But my favorite was the beer squeaky. How perfect is that for you Puddles!! Keep us updated on your Mum.. we will be praying!