Monday, March 25, 2013

Mum's MRI and dis and dat

Well hellos everybuddy, it's me Puddles.
It has been awhile since I has caused any trubles been around.
I did wants to let everybuddy knows dat mum haded her MRI
and da results was not what hers was wantin'..her said many many bad words.
And I do mean MANY!
Her has a LARGE tear in da HELLbow tendon and da bone is bruised too.
Nows da Dr. kept on tellin' mum dat da tear is NOT a slight tear but a large one...
dis not my mum's arm but a replica
as you can see...dat torn tendon purty much effects da whole freakin' arm makin' it hard to blog or wipe her own butt...prolly shouldn't has said dat huh? Or takes my glamour shots (very important)
Mum's tear is biggers than dat one though.

I am ASSumin' he needed hers to get a grip on da severity of everything...
....not dat hers can actually grip though....bwhahahahaha, oh I made a funny.
Ahem, anyways, her will has anudder steroid injection on wednesday and they will 
talk surgery (dear lawd help me cuz her sucks at bein' a patient)

Nows da moral here is dat weight liftin' is bad fur your health...just stay on da couch
and drink beer and eat cheetos and burgers.

Obviously I has no new glamour shots so I'll leaves you withs an old one.
It may be an old one but a fine one if I do say so.

Oh and don't furgets,
I was interviewd overs at Mayor Madi's so you ought to check it 
out cuz I didn't even say no bad words dis time...hehehehe.
Also, I is goin' on a playdate later dis week, I'll let you know laters bouts dat
and on Friday, I is gonna shows ya'll what da Corbin sented me in da mail...
...hehehehehe. It still makes me laugh.
Okays I is done nows.

Puddles...withs da broken mum


Loving Max said...

Aw Puddles...please give you Ma a big kiss and hug from me and Max and tell her we hope she feels better soon!!!

scotsmad said...

Your poor mum. SHE is being held together with steroid injection in the shoulder that will have a HUGE surgery sometime in the future.

As long as you are still getting food, on time, and treats, then the arm isn't too bad.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

gyeong said...

Ouchie! I broke my elbow a few years back, and it was no fun being a one-armed person. Hopefully they can fix your mum , so's you can get new glamor shots :)

Mr. Pip said...

Well, I have been telling EVERYONE for years that the secret to good health and longevity is to sit on the couch, sleep a lot, don't move too much, eat lots of burgers, chips, Cheetos, and beer. Oh, and watch lots of TV, etc. Can't figure out why no one believes me!

Sending lots of yorkie love to your mum and hoping for the best.

Your pal, Pip

Madi and Mom said...

Your poor sweet Mum HELLbow is not in good conditions. Even the replica looks painful!!! We are so sorry.

My mom has hurt her back 2 times making up the bed. Daddy has been trying to tell her making up beds is dangerous.

You know we always have questions....once the HELLbow is fixed, will you mum BEHAVE?
Hugs Madi your BFFF

Molly The Wally said...

Oh Puddles we send POTP to mum and her hell-bow. We hope it gets fixed up soon. LOL we were over at Madis' for your interview and we were laughing remembering the pecan incident. Have a marvelous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Ruby and Penny said...

That sucks. Mom tore a tendon in her ankle this summer. Was off from running for a month. Now she has to were a brace every time she goes out to run. It still is tender if she lands on it wrong.
Hope your mom can heal without surgery. Take it easy and RICE.

Love Ruby & Penny

Patrice and Higgins said...

I agree, sitting on the couch eating and drinking is the only thing we should ever do!! I sure do hope that she gets the hellbow fixed soon so she can get back to what really is important...YOU!!


Team Beaglebratz said...

Shiloh here-- may-b it iz time tue turn our assistantz in fur a newer model? Your poor mom - due hope she will git all fixed up an'B-HAVR (duz she know what that iz?).

My mom iz havin'more problemz with her vizion - I heard her tell aunt sis that it had bin good fur long enuf an'needed tue act up agin. An'Diva Shasta hazta git in on the act - she sez she iz havin'sore bak. So I feel fur u - havin'tue listen tue all this WHINE - where'z the cheeze tue go with all this WHINE WHINE WHINE?

Shure hope your mom'z HELLbow gitz better soon - sendin'POTP tue your mom AN'u.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD OMD your mum's HELLbow is really a Pain fur sure. We hope that the Shot makes it all better.
BUTT we don't understand this BUTT Problem. Do you mean that she can't even Scoot on the Grass? THAT is Terrible.

Lovable Lily said...

Goodness Puddles, what ever are you going to do with your Mum! She better get it fixed real soon because the mistreatment of NOT handing out treats freely is an injustice I tell ya.

Why don't you take a trip to our house. We're on so much medicine around here the treats to hide the pills in are really delicious and ARE being handed out freely. We'd be more than happy to share. Plus when you're sick, the Fairy Godmother sends BIG boxes to your house with really yummy goodies in it. So we have nice, soft, chewy goodies laying all around the counter. Mom has been at our beck and call 24/7. All you gotta do is give her those sad, pathetic puppy dog eyes and BAM! Out comes a treat!

We got plenty of room for ya :)

Lily Belle & Muffin

Katie said...

Oh Puddles, we are so sorry to hear about your Mum! That sounds terrible! Hopefully you'll get lots of extra cuddle time. Give your Mum a big hug!

Piggy kisses,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

Reilly / Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Moms - REALLY - you can't let them out of your sight for a moment cause they just go and breaks something or tear something or do something equally sillies. What would they do without us?

jen said...

Ouch! I'm sorry to hear about your mom's tendon being torn! I hope the steroid shot helps and bit!
Sending your mom lots of hugs and well wishes!

What Remains Now said...

Oh, no! I imagine there is nothing to do but get it done. So sorry about this.

Oz the Terrier said...

Puddles, your poor mum. That is a very painful injury to her elbow. Dear dawg. What will you do if she can't be your typist?! We knows these paws can't type as fast as the humans. I do hope she gets to being better soon.

I love that "old" glamour shot of you. You is one fine pup, my girl.
*Cairn cuddles*

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Ouch! Our Mom has had multiple surgeries (she's a not very good ski racer), and she SUCKS as a patient. However, we can assure you that it is possible to do a lot of things one-armed. Our Mom was able to take photos and type (slowly) once the painkillers wore off. So tell your Mom that if surgery is in her future, you are only giving her a week of sick leave! ;-) She'll still be able to take you to the store for beer and Cheetos, right?

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Anonymous said...

We all know your mum is kerazy, but we actually feel sorry for her! :) Hopefully if she has to have surgery it'll be quick and make her feel better immediately.

You do look stunning in that picture! We'll drop by Mayor Madi's to see your interview since you didn't use any bad words...hahaha! :)

Elyse and Riley

GOOSE said...

You know sittin on a couch can be like sitten on a weight bench. And lifting beer after beer to your lips is like lifting weights over and over again. I am sure there would be the same results, it's just a different environment. Well I hope she gets better for your sake and well being.

Casey said...

Goodness, you just can't find good help these days! They keep going off on their own to do other stuff or get themselves hurt or all sorts of SILLY stuff!

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Anonymous said...

All my best wishes to your mom's hellbow, that sounds dangerous...
I'm so sorry for your mom and I hope all things will fall into place...

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Hey Puddles... we know why your mom TORE her tendon... it is beclaws she couldn't CUT it... beclaws she incinerated the scissors.
What is NEXT with Her???
Now if she came to our hill today she could Scoot her Butt in the SNOW and get it Clean and Sooth her the same time... We Know she HAS to have Hemorrhoids beclaws she has everythingy ELSE... and she is a butt pain fur YOU. RIGHT?

stellaroselong said...

We are so sorry to hear about your mom, we hopes she gets to feeling better and maybe gets a new bionic arm then she can type forever for you!!!
mags and stella rose

harrispen said...

Oh Puddles I'm sorry to hear your mom broke her hellbow. I hope she gets fixed real soon so she can serve you in the proper manner. Either that or you better start training your dad fast.


Taryn said...

So sorry about the elbow! That's got to hurt! Speedy healing to you!

Brian said...

You poor Mom! That has got to hurt, hurt, hurt...and you might have to lift your own beer for a while puddles!

The Websters said...

So if your mom can't remember to feed you ON TIME now, what's going to happen when she has SURGERY?

I guess you're gonna have to stay with me.

Oh yeah, tell your mom I'm sorry about her elbow. It must really hurt...but you know my main concern is you eating.


Ann Oon said...

This thingys with your momma's arm... i figured its beclaws...her camera is tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo heavy. If she stops taking them pictures and send them not usually used camera overs heres since her arm NEEDS to heal... we'll gladly keep the camera company.

seriously.. Pip's right you knows. The secret to longevityreality issssssss.. cheetos, beers and lots of sleep on them couch. My cow's been doing that a lot... and she's very longggggg.

Love the picture even though its old... i can see the cameraperson in your eyes :)

heal well and heal soon momma.. and no heavy lifting especially lifting Puds. Ops! i mean no lifting of unidentified heavy black blobs.

Anonymous said...

OH NO! Sorry to hear about your Momma. Try to take it easy on her, ok?

Agnes B. Bullock said...

Sorry to hear about the hellhole!

Ranger said...

Oh no. Mom has a ouchy.
Weights are bad…. walking Puddles is better.

Mollie said...

Poor Mommy, give her our'z luv'z and hope it get'z better weal soon.. Saw youz over at Madi, hilarious az usual ..Still on for later'z in the week ( Wink Wink ) xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

Marilia said...

Poor Mommy!
I´m sending my best wishes!!!

PS.: tomorrow I will let one award to you in my blog!!!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
OMD - at least yer mom missed the funny bone on the way to the tendon. Where would she be without that?! Rest, rest, more rest.

And learn to get left-handed (or right as the case may be...)

No, really. Sympathies. Get her fixed up soon. Or learn to claw-type real fast!!!!&>

Marg said...

Poor Mom, Puddles. It does sound like that hurts really badly. We sure send some purrs and some Hee Haws from the Donkeys for the elbow to be all better right now.
It is too cold here too Puddles, but then we aren't far from you. You need a coat. Take care.

Dolly theDoxie said...

OMD how did your mom do this, is it really weight lifiting (or a naughty joke)! Anyway mom has the same damaged tendon & is trying desperately to nurse it back to health so she truly feels your pain. Let us know how she is doing! Love Dolly

Dolly theDoxie said...

No wait I looked again your mom's tear is on the outside mom's damaged tendon is the medial, or inside. Whatever it still hurts like heck!

Dolly theDoxie said...

No wait I looked again your mom's tear is on the outside mom's damaged tendon is the medial, or inside. Whatever it still hurts like heck!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

puddles with two D's who likes ta eat shavin creemz...we reeded yur interviewz over at madi's N wanted ta stop by N invite ya ta trout towne...sure we bee cats but we can cook a tee bone on de grill thick aza brik N toss sum friez in de mix two

sorre ta heer bout yur mum's arm

tell her ta put sum trout on it; werks everee time...


Two French Bulldogs said...

We loved your interview at Mayor Madis. Oh poor momma
Benny & Lily

Mr. Pip said...

Ok, about the whole Barbie deading thing you make house calls? I have a couple of these dolls giving me trouble up here.

And about the eggs, the ones I hunted are plastic but they are filled with doggie treats - even better than the real fart making kind of eggs

Shelle Pennington said...

We were wondering how the Dogtor visit went, Allison, but we didn't want to email cause then you'd feel like you had to type back and that isn't something you should be doing with a broken dog-bow.

Your mom needs a keeper, Puddles. She needs a nice padded, protective room, and someone to keep her from hurting herself.

We think that Mr. Pip has it right... "the secret to good health and longevity is to sit on the couch, sleep a lot, don't move too much, eat lots of burgers, chips, Cheetos, and beer. Oh, and watch lots of TV, etc." See if you can get a dogtor to write her a RX stat!

Many prayers coming your way, Darlin'. Need me to run down some bourbon barrel beer??

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Oh noes! Stay away from that gym, they are bad for your health - not to mention your elbows.
Mum is following all this with a sense of horror and dread - she is not a fan of hospitals or surgery either but we are all sure you will feel much better afterwards.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Jazzi said...

Oh, your poor Mom!! I hope the shot works or else you are gonna have your paws full nursing her back to health. Maybe you need Pip to help you, he wants to be a DR. Wouldn't that be a hoot for your mom to have you and Pip in charge of her care??? LOL We will go and check out your interview!!

Jazzi and Addi

Anonymous said...

Puddles, you take care of Mom, Dad says that is bad, cause he done it!

Your Pals
The Mad Scots

Jazzi said...

That was a great interview Puddles!! loved it and BTw your pic here is adorable!!

Jazzi and Addi

georgia little pea said...

Dear Puddles' mama, I've been away 2 weeks and am horrified to read this. That looks serious and I hope you're taking care of yourself and NOT BLOGGING! or CARRYING BEER BOTTLES! I know Pudds is smart but we all know who the typist is ;)

I'm surprised it took so long for the doctor to find out what the problem was with your elbow. Or is this tear a new thing? I hope the steroid jabs are giving you some relief and that you won't need to resort to surgery. When I tore my medial ligaments in the knee, I had to wear a robocop thing for a month to restrict movement. Very cool ;) Do they have a similar thing for elbows? Anyway, hope you feel better soon! Hugs X

houndstooth said...

Are you sure your mom didn't get the tear from opening all your beer bottles and carrying Cheetos out of the store? I mean, I know you eat a lot... If your mom can't use her camera, feel free to send it here! If you come along in the box, we'll take plenty of glamour shots of you! ;)


P.S. We do hope your mom will be okay and the surgery goes just fine!

Pearl said...

:-) that was the cutest thing I've read all day.

Dolly Gee Squeakers, formerly of the Humane Society Squeakers, send a warm fuzzy PURRRRRRRR your way. She loves Doxies!


Idaho PugRanch said...

Holy Moly Puddles, hope your mom gets better!
Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Mitch and Molly said...

This sounds very painful for your poor mom, Puddles. Please take good care of her!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Sweet William The Scot said...

Oh I SYMPATHIZE with your Mom. My Lee three years ago was a passenger in a car that got tail ended and the impact forced her right elbow into the inside door handle actually breaking her arm above the elbow. Two MRIs and EMG showed the ulnar nerve and bone had suffered compression and bruses. PAIN PAIN PAIN!!!
Thanks for stopping by my blog today
Sweet William The Scot

chicamom85 said...

Puddles, I am so sorry that your Mom has such bad booboos. My Mommy sends her love and I am sending huge hugs and licks. I hope they can fix it once and for all. I can't go this long without seeing the Puddleness. Thank you for the glamor shot, it will do for now. I hope that in all of this you are getting plenty of much deserved and needed attention. It hasn't affected your treats or supper time has it?? I hope not. Try to take care of her and stay strong my sweet pal. These are trying times for you. Stiff upper lip and all.

Loveys Sasha

I am so sorry about your elbow. I really hope they can find a solution, even if it means surgery. I had to give in to surgery on my knee and in the long run it was worth it. I am not a good patient either, so I really feel for you. I will say a prayer for you.


liparifam said...

Oh, so sorry to hear this - poor Mum! I messed up my ankle and foot pretty bad last year, and it was probably 9 months before it was completely back to normal, so I sympathize :( Mum needs to teach your girl to take dictation, lol - but you'd have to watch your language then :)

Nola said...

Poor momma!

ABBY said...

Oh noes we are sorry to hear about da Momma. We will purr. We read your great interviews on Madi's blog. You are terrific!!!

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Oh Puddles, your mum's hellbow sounds awful and painful. Hopefully she will have some medicine to make her feel better, and no, we don't mean lots of beer hehe. Our mum broke her hellbow once playing sport so we agree, sitting on the couch is the best option for everybuddy concerned. Paws crossed here for your mum to recover asap. No worries, and LOVE, Stella and Rory

Ruby said...

Well crap! Puddles, I REALLY thinks I'm gonna looks into findin' your Moms one of those plastic bubbles to puts her in!!
Wells, at least you can bets that she'll be on some good drugs and be rollin' outs the junk food!! Nothin' says 'recovery' likes some Cheetos, Slim Jims, and Ben and Jerry's!! (I guess the beers are out for hers, butts you can partake!! BOL)
Okays, so whats you gonna do abouts your glamour shots??! I woulds volunteer my Ma, butts she sucks, so that won't works. Maybe Nola's Moms can visit and take your head shots?! hehehe 'head shots'...okays, I drifted a bit.
So, tell your Moms that she better park her arse on the sofa with an cold pack and some snacks, and not to move....hers moving is dangerous!
Sendin' her some healin' vibes, and you some patience cause hurt peeps are such a PAIN!! BOL

Murphy said...

Puddles, you need to take care of your broken mum! Can she still fill your food dish and get out the treats? Oh, and that butt thing, peeps get really upset over that! We hope the injection will help your mum!!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Peggy Frezon said...

ouch! That sounds painful. I hope your mom heals REAL fast. Give her lots of love.

Kaunis Nelli said...

You know Body Pump training done at the gym? Well my mom ripped her thigh muscle during training the Pump not once but twice and had to stay on her couch for a two weeks each time. Well I would've thought she learned the first time!

Anonymous said...

Oh no! Poor Crazy Lady! I feel super bad for her. I wish I was there to gives her some brindle cuddles.

But I DO haves one very impawtant question: will this affect her abilities to open your beer for you? If so, maybe she'll be open to bringing in a little help to attend to your needs. I mean, she wouldn't want YOU to suffer, would she?

Oh, and my mom was a little more gleeful than she shoulda been about having an excuse to not lift weights and sit on the couch instead.

Wiggles & Wags,

Piappies World said...

Waaaah oh no!!! Please send her our hugs, Puddles. That's ouchie. =( We do hope that she get better right away.

Do try to extend your paw for her to help in home chores, what do you think? Do watch over her, alright? Don't forget to share your cheetos and beer please

Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Max, Wai-Pai & Forgie

Inger said...

Oh, Puddles, I am so sorry for your mom. Please tell her that all of us at Desert Canyon send her lots of hugs and good thoughts. I broke my right elbow when I was ten and was in pain until I was 50 when they fixed a trapped nerve. Only problem now is that my handwriting sucks, but who needs handwriting these days, and also I keep dropping stuff, cause I don't have a grip either. Sending lots of good wishes, hope they can fix this soon. Thanks for stopping by. Sorry Samson hasn't been blogging lately.

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Ugh. Our Mommy fell on her butt last week and it's sore but we bet it's no where as bad as your Mom's!
Sending your Mom lots of healing purrs and woofs!

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GizmoGeodog said...

Oh your poor momz Puddles...time fur you to be a gud gurl (ok i know it's hard, but you can try) and be nice to her...there's probably extra treats in it

Ian Thomson said...

Poor Mum, Beer and Burgers on the couch sounds good i wish you were my Doctor.


Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, your poor mom. We're so sorry she's going through this. (and Puddles, you should be too.)

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Happy Easter Puddles!!

So sorry about your Mommy's broken elbow. Our Mommy can certainly identify with that. You be the bested nurse we knows so you take really good care of her.

Love the Beer, Burgers and Cheetos therapy.

Sniff ya later.........Weenie

PS......give Whitney a big hug
from our Mommy.

rottrover said...

Oh Puddles...Give your mum some kisses from us. This just sucks.

--Bart, Ruby and Otto

Declan said...

Time to get into your nurses uniform again then mate huh? Feel kinda sorry for Mum..... still you are right about sofas and beers and cheetos... Laters pal. Deccy x

KB said...

I hope that your mum feels better real soon. Nurse Puddles is needed!

As a veteran of many accidents (but I don't have a Puddles to tell funny stories about them), I have to wonder what a steroid will do for a tendon tear. Hmmm...

I'm rooting for your mom to be feeling good enough for more glamour photos of you, Puddles!