Monday, April 29, 2013

2 Weeks Later....

...I am finally back.
Thanks to everybuddy dat has been checkin' on us.
Good golly, you would has thunk I had been gone furevers, it feels like it though.
Mum had a shot in hers HELLbow and her says da pain afterwards was very bad.
But I tooked real good cares of her and let her pet me withs her left arm to make hers feel all betters.
But then her losted her marbles and decided to paint da livin' room...withs her left arm.
It was a slow process but finished afters a million hours later.
I am far too embarrassed to even tells you what color it is...if you even wanna calls it a color.

Theeeeeeen, Mr. Other Cable Guy came and I bit him.
More on dat later though.

And I gotted me a most awesome pressie in da mail from one of my BFFs and I can't wait 
to shows ya'll dat too. It made me super duper happies.

And I has had allergic reactions to sumptin four days in a row!!!!!!!!
I thinks it be grass I is allergic too.
It started dis past Thursday.
But dis was me on Saturday....
 Sees my cheeck?
Looks like I has a pee-can hoardered in theres but I not...I was swollen.

And heres be my eye, it swollen too.

 And then on Sunday it done happened again but at least it was da udder eye.
Do't wants da udder eye to feels lefted out you knows.
I is thoughtful likes dat.
Disclaimer: Dis was due to an allergic reaction and NOT a bar room brawl.

So dat is what has been goin on in my world.
OMD, I furgteed to tells ya'll one of da most important things EVERS....
Da STUPID'S IS MOVIN'!!!!!!!!!
Yep, sho nuff, I hearded it through da grapevine.
Dis calls fur a much long awaited celebration.

Bring on da BEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!

Okays now I must go catch up on all your blogs finally.

Puddles
PS: Thank you Aunt Nancy fur leavin' me a comment...hehehehe!

65 comments:

Dexter said...

That last bit of news is the best. Hopefully nice normal people will take over the Stupid estate.

Hey, your eyeballs are scaring me. Momma has the same problem. It always looks like she is crying when we walkie because her eyeballs get puffed up and teary. Tis the season, I suppose.

Kisses,
Dexter

Loving Max said...

Puddles you and Mom have sure had some adventures!!! We were worried when you didn't check in for such a long time! I had to get a Puddles withdrawal shot any everything!! So how are those poor eyes and cheek now? You bit the cable guy? He probably had it coming right?! Your poor Mom, painting left-handed???Mom...don't want the good arm hurting too! So where are ya movin? So happy to hear from ya finally!!!

scotsmad said...

Fantastic news about the Stoopids. Though it might get a bit quiet around the 'hood...no more cops parking in your drive and stuff.

Puddles that allergic reaction is....(giggle)....just (sorry for the giggling) awful...BOL! You do look like you were in a brawl!

SHE can't imagine taking on a painting project using HER left hand..SHE's not to good with the right.

XXXOOO Daisy, bella & Roxy

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Yeah yeah....allergies indeed....we know what really happened. Not everything that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas....we heard the rumors about a little tanned colored gal swinging from chandeliers guzzling beer and laying Cheetos bets!

To many late nights cause puffy eyes....but either was we hope you is feeling better soon :)

The Furries of Whisppy said...

OMC. That looks like Mommy after she handles our guinea pig brofurs! We hope your allergy has cleared up!

easyweimaraner said...

All my best wishes to your mom and her Hellbow, to paint a room with the left hand is a hard piece of work - she is a hero. I hope you can chase this allergic reaction aways like the "stupids" too.... once my dad had the same eye ...it was an allergic reaction to a festival...

finnhoward said...

OMD, look at your allergies. Hope you are feeling better now. Darn grass. Getting in our way all the time.

Molly The Wally said...

Brilliant news that the Stoopids are moving.
Puddles we send you healing paw. We believe you when you say it was not a bar room brawl LOL! We hope you are better and mums hellbow is better as well. Have a marvelous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Amber DaWeenie said...

Holee Molee, Puddles! You looks awful. Butt me bets you got da germies from bitin da cable guy. If you sees me last postee, you nose what me tinks bout cable guys right now. Still havin a hard times wit me Inner Nut.

Hope your Mommy's HellBow is feelin better.

Bobbi and Gracie said...

What good news!!! (about the stoopids)
Your poor mum! And then... poor you! Gracie's eye used to get like that and I never did find out what she was allergic to... (I thought it was me, but I guess not) Hope everyone is doing much better now!

Madi and Mom said...

Oh my Puddles sweet friend. I'm so sorry about your allergic reaction. Maybe you are allergic to the Cable man cooties?! I bet he had not bathed recently!!MOL
Your sweet little eye is so swollen.
Kitty kisses are on the way TO YOU AND YOUR MOM'S HELLbow.

DING DONG THE STOOOPIDS ARE GONE WHICH STOOOPIDS? THEM OLD SMELLY STOOPIDS NEXT DOOR TO MY BFFF
Hugs Madi your BFFF
G

Marg said...

Hi there Puddles. You do look pretty terrible with all those swellings. Hope they all went away. Did the cable man bite you back?? Glad the Stooopids are moving away. We are sending our best purrs to the Mom's Hellbow. Sorry it is hurting to much. Remember you still need to come visit. Take care.

Dolly theDoxie said...

So glad to hear your mom is on the mend! OMD what did you get into? It looks for like you got bit by something. I am allergic to grass (and everything else) and I don't get a reaction like that. Take care! Love Dolly

Lovable Lily said...

On no Puddles, you came back to Blogville with a vengeance but you is all swelled up! We're sorry to see that you is soooo allergic to something and that's what it does to you. You sure look like you went the full 12 rounds with Sugar Ray.

Now you know, we just HAVE to see the "color" of the painting project. Maybe the shot in the hellbow was some type of bionic shot and Mama thought she could turn into Superwoman.

And whats up with doing damage to the cable guy? He must have deserved it bcuz we know you'd never bite anyone just for fun.

Yea, the ding-bat's are moving! How did the stoopids get so smart?

Hope you are feeling much better today. We hate to see you so puffy.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Grady and Leonardo said...

So glad you're back! Get better soon and we can have a pawty cuz I'm getting better too! - Leo

Mollie said...

Oh Puddles you poor baby my eye blew up like a football, I got grass seed in it..Great new about Stoooopid though :)Wez only not about tomorrow'z as wez having the shop done. xx00xxx

Mollie and Alfie

The Websters said...

Well, I'm so glad that after all your mom's (and yours, of course) pain she got some good news!

I'm thinking we should make an application to be your neighbor.

Likes to drink beer?
Picks up said beer cans/bottles?
Doesn't throw poison over the fence?
Loves doxies?
Throws parties and invites said doxies?

Something along those lines...

So, is your eye and lip all better? Sure looks like a fight to me!

Nora

What Remains Now said...

You poor little thing! I hope it's not grass. That's where all the things that need deaded are.

Your mom can't help it. She keeps a lovely home and no dumb elbow is going to get in the way. I imagine HBO language may have been used in the painting of the living room.

I can't believe the Stoopids are moving. Hurry and buy the property so new Stoopids can't move in.

Can't wait to hear all your stories. Now that the living room is painted, get your assistant typing.

Casey said...

OH Puddles, it's never a dull moment around you, is it?! I hope you and your momma feel betters soon!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

YEA da STOOPIDS are movin... THAT is super news...

Now SEE I have been TRYIN to tell you fur like 87 years... Girrrrrl you gots da BIG HEAD. Oh wait... no that isn't what is going on.. OH Sorry about the ALLERGIES making you Swell up like.. Well like you have a BIG HEAD.
Maybe the STOOPIDS threw some of their.. JUNK in your yard and THAT is what you are allergic to.

GOOSE said...

PUDDLES!!!!! Oh how I have missed you. One more day and I was going to hire Bert to go search you out. He was practicing his cadaver search yesterday and I got real worried that you was brushing up on that skill to find you. I said she is not deaded (I hope) she is just missing. Are you sure that was not a bar fight injury? Sure looks like it. Hey you and my MOM are both allergic to grass. I find this very strange. How can anyone be allergic to beautiful grass? I hope you get your allergies all figured out and fixed. I need to go look at your photos again just so I can get in as much Puddles as I can fit in as possible. OH- I gotta know, what color did she paint it? Say do your Stupid neighbors need a paw moving out? I'd gladly come over and hurry them along.
Blessings,
Goose

harrispen said...

Oh Puddles I can't believe you have allergies! What next my friend? I'm so glad to hear the stoopids are moving and I hope the new residents turn out much better than them.

Feel better soon (to your mom too).

Millie & Walter

Murphy said...

Oh no, allergies? We hope you are feeling better very soon! But we have to ask what color your mom painted? We have been painting like crazy! Do you think you had a reaction to paint fumes?

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Two French Bulldogs said...

You poor baby. Hope you are feeling better from your bar room brawl. And moving sounds exciting. Where to?
Benny & Lily

Agnes B. Bullock said...

Fabulous news about the stoopids!

Thewy are the most probable cause for your alergies!

OMD- here comes a caravan of Bud Light Premium, just for Puddles!

Brian said...

Oh my goodness Puddle, ai sure hope you get those allergies under control. I sure hope you are not allergic to beer!

Idaho PugRanch said...

OMD Puddles, we are sooooo glad to see you back, butt sooo sorry about the swellings YIKES! Hope you figure out the cause.
hugs
Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Elyse and Riley said...

Oh Puddles, those allergy pictures are just plain painful! Glad you're okay now!

Sorry bout Mum's HELLbow again! She needs to just bite the bullet and get the surgery! Did she paint the house WHITE again?? Your Kerazy Mum is...special.

DA STOOPIDS ARE MOVING??? FINALLY!! Hooray!

Glad Aunt Nancy left you a comment...she'll be tickled pink you mentioned her! :)

Elyse and Riley

Inger said...

Good thing you're not allergic to beer, Puddles. But I'm really sorry you swelled up like that -- did you get lots of Benadryl or some other medicine? Just terrible! Please tell you mom that I feel for her with that elbow from hell! And I missed you so much and am very glad you are BACK!

jen said...

Wow! You have a lot of stuff going on there! What is up with your allergies? Holy smokes!!

Sorry to hear about your Mom's elbow hurtin after that shot! Hope she is feeling better now!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

OMD,Da Stupids are moving - tell your Mom to contain her excitement so she doesn't hurt that elbow even more. All paws crossed for some nice peeps to move it.

So sorry about the allergies - you need to talk to Goose's Mom - she is have grass problems too.

Good to see you back.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
OMD - look at the queue!!!

(Mom - what're ya thinking wummin???)

Puddles - me gets allergies to paints... could this be the trubs? I get all wheezez and ragg throat and squeaky-eyed. No swellz though. Thems are pretty good swellings right enough.

Good to have you back none-the-less. YAM-aunty ooololllloololllol

Pee-Ess; don't know anything about the ones leaving. But maybe that's a good thing! You're happy. Me's happy.

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Oh my Dog, that looks really sore. Hope you are recovering after your punch in the eye/allergies.
Moving eh? We are incredibly nosey/interested in people and can't wait to see your new place.
Hope your mum's elbow is behaving itself these days after the injection.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

da tabbies o trout towne said...

puddles...if yur mom loozed her marbles her can pik up sum at local toy shoppe...N bar room brawl sounds better N aller geez...any day

thoz seer ee iz lee haz yur mom chek out de site:

only natural pet

we trust em N haz shopped ther bee for.....nun oh ther stuffz be "cheap" but itz well werth de price

"skin N itch" werks grate on hotspots N stuff !!

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Puddles, we don't know how you put up with your Mom sometimes. Seriously, she needs to take care of that hellbow, not make it worse! Silly humans!

We don't like your cute little face all puffed up! Has your vet just sent you home with medicines to give you to take care of these things, or did you have to go to the vet? We hope you are all recovered now.

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Oh goodness! We almost forgotted! We will teleport over and celebrate the stupids moving with you! When is the big celebration?

rottrover said...

GEEZ-LOUISE, Puddles!! Our mom had a reaction to naicin on Saturday morning and she turned RED and BUMPY all over! We tried not to laugh. Allergies suck. Course so do HELLbows...Glad to hear about the Stoopids. Are they moving to a trailer park? Hopefully you will be able to screen prospective applicants who want to move in there.

-Bart, Ruby and Otto

Oskar said...

Oh man, won't it be boring without the stupids? Wait...what if they move here!!!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Oz theTerrier said...

Puddles, dear dawg...you sure you weren't in a bar room brawl?! That eye was swollen! OMD. I have allergies too, but I never get like that. Eek! well, I hope you are better and I cannot wait to hear how you put the bitey on the cable guy! BOL
*Cairn cuddles*
Oz

Susie and Sidebite said...

Whew Puddles don't scare us with those problems, them eyes don't look good. Yet heard the paint was WHITE, so nows you got a real flashie room for your pics.

Happy for you that your house will be yours again. We been missing you.

The Mad Scots

Pees: Saw Moo & Woo had the copers out lookin for you!

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, you've been busy! BOL to your peep painting with a bum hellbow. I wanna see a pix of that color! Gosh, no more Da Stupids...that's wonderful. I hope you're feeling better and I bet biting the cable guy helped. They always deserve a bite. That one pix looks like you're chewing a wad of tobacco! BWAR HAR HAR Okay...are you?!?
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Kari in Alaska said...

Welcome back and I don't believe that "allergy" story...

Stop on by for a visit
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/

The Websters said...

The grave video...is it funny or sad? Master won't allow Mrs. Master to watch sad things b/c she cries and cries and it's really terrible.

Nora

Gloria Hood said...

Dang Puddles, where you been puttin that head to get all them allergies? And wow, the stupids are moving, biting the cable guy.....and Mum.......what the heck you paint for? YIKES!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Jazzi said...

YAY!! they are moving!! MAN puddles, you look like ya got whipped BIG time. I sure hope you gets better and get back to yourself pretty quick. Glad that you are back and yah, we didnt ask what color BOL

wags
Jazzi and Addi

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Miss Puddles, grreat news about the Stupids moving. Hope you get somebuddy nice next door. You sure do look like you been brawlin'. We're sending you soft smoochies and healing slobber.
Hey, WTH is your mum thinking by painting when she should be resting and getting her arm better!! Take it easy mates. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Mitch and Molly said...

Your face looks sore, Puddles. We hope this clears up soon for you!
What great news that the Stupids will be history soon!

Love ya lots
Mitch and Molly

Nola said...

Poor you! That looks painful.
Nola

Frank McGuire said...
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Frank McGuire said...

Tee hee hee! So glad you are back, I have looked for you every day.

Aunt Nancy

chicamom85 said...

Puddles!!!!!! WTF!!! Where the hell have you been? I got so scared that a squirrel carried you off and stuffed you with peecans. I am sorry about your booboo puffy face. You do kind of look like you had a beer bong fight though. Are you sure??? Ok I believe you. I missed you like crazy, nothing feels right when you are not around. I had the pizza truck out and we didn't even get to do any damage. Don't worry I got the keys...hehe...let me know when you are ready and I will be over. I hope your puffy things go away cause they are scaring me, I don't like when you are sick and stuff, I love you way to much and don't want you to suffer ever.


Loveys Sasha

p.s. lets get drunk and deface pictures of Adam Levine, to upset our Mommies, it will be so fun.

houndstooth said...

The Stupids are moving, too?! The Village Idiots got kicked out of their house and Mom saw inside it and got all skeeved out. I hope that a fire accidentally burns down the house after The Stupids get out!

I had no idea your life had been that exciting! Wow! At least your mom was paining the wall and not climbing it!


Bunny

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Uh, you bit the cable guy and you neglect to tell the story? Last time you tripped your mom. What is going on there?

Hope your allergy has cleared up.

Lorenza said...

Puddles!
I hope you get rid of those allergies soon!
Please take care!
Aaaand super news about the stupids!
Good job!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

Hey Pudds, You look kinda strange with those lumps and bumps on your face..... hope you get evened out real soon! My mum is shocked that your mum could paint a whole room with her other arm!! Why can't we see the room?? Show us!!

Glad to hear your stoopids are getting away... lets pray for their next neighbours though! I'm confident they won't move to Australia so it's ALL GOOD!! BOL!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

Kaunis Nelli said...

Bad news and good news, that's the way it goes.

Sorry for your allergy - if the reason is grass, how do you avoid it...

I really do hope the stupids move, it's a-pain-in-the-you-know to have awful neighbours.

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

The Stupids are moving. Great news!!

Poor Puddles, you sure do look beat up. You sure ya wasn't brawling?

Sniff ya later.........Weenie

Ruby said...

Holy Crap! Gurl, WTF???? You looks like you took on a whole ship full of drunken sailors and lost!! BOL
Okays, just kiddin' hehehehe
You really don't look THAT bad. Maybe a little concealer...that sometimes helps Ma look betters (yes, she still scares little children, butts at least grown peeps don't run away in fright!!)
Or maybe some beers? That always makes thingies feel betters Okays, since I just gots my drivers licence I'll pop by Sasha's and we'll bring overs the Pizza truck....it's due for some work anyhu!! BOL
Oh, that is such FABulous news abouts the Stoooopids!! Nows you have to throw a pawty to celebrates!! hehehe
Okays, that's all I gots, gotta go take care of Ma now...her jaw be hurtin' still, so she's all kinds of cranky!!
Kisses,
Ruby

Marilia said...

Sweet Puddles!
I´m sending purrrrs to you, ever!
Kisses

Sweet William The Scot said...

You left the most important information for last ~ the stupid's is movin.
You heard it through the grapevine
Not much longer would they be
there.
Oh
You heard it through the grapevine,
and
You just about to lose your mind.
Honey, honey yeah.
Maybe your allergic to the Stupids.
Thanks for stopping by my blog
Sweet William The Scot

Ps WHITE is the color.

Sam said...

Whoa Puddles, what happened? Did you eat some dope? Sorry, my dad thought that was funny. There's no dope here except for the people. We hope that you're back to normal.

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

Glad you're back Miss Puddles... Your face does not look happy though...

Pippa Sheltie said...

Girl, what you been eating? Grass you say? My dog, I eat grass all the time. You've got me all worried! I'm going on a no-grass diet!
Is your eye deflated yet? That was so super thoughtful of you to let the other one join in the fun too, but maybe you should have just left it with just the one!
Hold on, who's leaving? I'm very behind...
Good to see you back Puddles!
Pippa :)

KB said...

Our K used to have allergic reactions like that. They scared the heck out of our vet because benedryl didn't help. So, she gave us a syringe of steroids just in case... I still have it - K never needed it.

Butttttt, given your history, maybe a syringe in your house isn't a good idea :)

I hope that your mom's hellbow is getting better.

Shelle Pennington said...

Our mom wants to buy the house. :) Can you imagine us all together? The neighborhood association would throw us out and ask the Stoopids back.

So sorry about your reaction... girlfriend, you always get into something, don't you?

Give your momma and your girl our love. We miss you all like crazy!

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/