Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Box FUlls Fur ME

Hellos my luverly furiends.
It is I Puddles bringin' you a anudder post bouts ANUDDER box of stuffs fur me.
Yep, sho nuff...Miss Ruby da Airedale and hers Ma sent me stuffs
and it wasn't to helps mum feels betters with hers elbow or nuttin' likes dat.
No siree bob, it was all fur me.
If you not knows Ruby then you must go meets her cuz her be crackin' me up all da time!

Just looks at ALL dis stuffs I gotted!

OMD... I SMELLS BULLY STICKS!!!!!!!!
(even thoguh I has been deprived and nevers had one I can still smell)
 SNIFF...SNIFFF...
Oh my...can ya'll smells dat?
It has such a nice aroma.
 "Gives me da bully stick NOWS woman and no one will gets hurt!
And next time...don't cut my feets off. "

 "Thank you mum!"

It be very important to holds you bully stick down.
 Nows heres all my goodies.
I gots Yumzies but I already opened 'em to taste test.
I gots a doxie magnet and air freshners dat looks just likes ME furs da car I not allowed to drive.
I also gotted wine coasters withs a doxie on it...Ah, dang...dats fur mum.
Her drinks wine furs medicinal purposes to helps da HELLbow pain...wink, wink.
And then a little sumtin' fur My Girl too.
It be a mini me.
Nows I will be withs My Girl at school to protect hers.
Her adores it and all da kids be askin' bouts it.
"OH MY DOGSH WHERESHS THESESH BEEN ALL MY LIFE?
(sorry my mouf is full)

Here be Brudder Albert with his.
 Sissy Whitney gotted one too but her was outside.

Thanksh you Mish Ruby and Ma furs shendin' me shuch great shtuffs.
It SOOOOOOO made me feels betters fur havin' to deals withs mum...hehehe.
I just loves ya'll to pieces!

Da End....
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA...ya'll sees what I done there?
I said da End and showed ya'll my butt...hehehehehe...cuz it's da end.
Done a split too.
Oh I does crack myself ya knows.

Oh my bad, it ain't da end....
Lots of ya'll asked bouts da "color" painted and many of ya'll done guessed it.
It's WHITE!!!!
Well, Polar Bear to be exact but white is white in my opinion.
I prefers to call it Blah!

Puddles


61 comments:

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Ohhhhh. That's quite a package you gotted from Ruby! We love how it's Doxie themed!
We'll leave you to enjoy your bully stick, Puddles.

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Wow Puddles, looks like you hit the Jackpot there!! We never had no bully sticks.

Cute butt shot.

{{{huggies}}}....Mona

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL....Puddles Miss Ruby is one fine BFFF to send you all stuffs and to include bully sticks. Good thing the stooooopids are moving. 'Cause I'm sure you have some extra tude now that you could use on them.

OMDs Puddles I had no clue you were a Yoga Mistress. That was one limber picture at the end!!

As for polar bear white....the absence of color makes it easier for the crezy lady to see you all.

Hugs Madi your BFFF
OH one more thing Dad is going to his friend's house to play trains today. He left the keys to the truck on the counter come on up for a spin
Hugs Madi your BFFF again

Declan said...

Pudds mate! It's been ages!! Those bully sticks look great...what are they exactly? I mean Bully sticks...they aren't are Bully's stick are they....if ya get my drift...? Try eating anything with this friggin muzzle on.....

Marg said...

Oh Puddles, you do make our Person laugh her head off. That is one great box full of goodies. Those bully sticks do look yummy. Uh Oh the keys to the truck at Madi's are sitting right there. You had better get on over there and go for a drive. It has been a while since you wrecked something. Take care.

What Remains Now said...

What a super surprise box! Your first bully stick? Bet it won't be your last. They're very popular around here. Super love the charm for Your Girl. Love your mom's photo wall. You must be pleased because it looks like you are well represented.

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Now that Miss Ruby is so kind....what a haul you got. You know - you is so cute and all from the front - but the butt shot is the bestest!

Elyse and Riley said...

Wow, Miss Ruby sure sent you the goods! Riley LOVES Bully Sticks and can't believe you've been so deprived and haven't had one before. Maybe your Kerazy Lady was scared because they're technically bull penises...yuck. But apparently they taste really good.

Love the "The End" with your hiney on it!! :) Yep, your Mum done lost her marbles painting the room Polar Bear white...sheesh.

Elyse and Riley

harrispen said...

What a great pressie package you got. Miss Ruby is so sweet to do that for you. We think the Polar Bear white is great for showing off all your mom's pictures of you.

Millie & Walter

GOOSE said...

Well my day is complete (and it has just begun) I got to see Puddles BUTT! What a great box of stuffs. You make that Bully Stick look so good. It is unthinkable that I have never had one. It's a stick after all. And I have to say I just love Ruby. I think she likes bubbles even more than me. I think you should be able to use the wine coasters for your beer. Oh wait, I guess you have to set the beer down in order to use a coaster, never mind it would be of no use to you.
Blessings,
goose

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

PUDDLES.... YOU hit the MOTHER LOAD of Super Swag!! THAT is amazing.
Butt what do you mean that you have NEVER had a bully stick before? THAT is HORRID.. Everybuddy needs a bully stick now and then.

Hrumph ! I thought your mum was gonna paint everythingy CLEAR not Polar Bear.

Molly The Wally said...

You as always crack us up Puddles. Pawsome swag bag there pal. How kind of Ruby. Hope you are better now and your face has all healed up. Have a wonderful Wednesday and enjoy your bully sticks.
Best wishes Molly

Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

What did you DO to DESERVE such a beautiful BOX of GOODIES???? I gotta know coz I wanna do the same thing!!

Your bully sticks look funny...... all pretty plaits and stuff! Love "the end" - very funny girl!

Tell your ma her wall is good because it makes the pictures of the dawgs stand out real nice. (and then she may give you more of the goodies from your box ...winks!!)

Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

Patrice and Higgins said...

That Ruby is so special to send you all that great stuff!!! BOL, at the end...you know, your butt!!! Teehee!!

~Higgins

Inger said...

Puddles, Puddles, you have the greatest friends. I never heard of a bully stick before, but it sure looks like a fun thing to chew on. I love all the pictures of you here, but the one of your butt takes the prize.

Casey said...

Ohhhhh, bully sticks are totally fangtastic!! I can't believe you'd never had one before. Om nom nom.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

BaaaaWaaaah... you SKIPPED your PILLS and had BEER instead... HECK SAKES girrrrl you should have had BOTH..
Like that Gum... Double your pleasure Double your FUN!!!

Mollie said...

Blimie'z Puddle'z what sum funtaztic swag you got..Just luv'z the Butt shot Bawahhaawaaa xx00xx

Saint Mollie and Alfie

Jazzi said...

What a great package, enjoy the bully sticks, they are yummy!!
yah, we knew that it was white without even asking!! bol

Happy May Day
Jazzi and Addi

Idaho PugRanch said...

OMD Puddles, what great stuff. Mom got us some bully sticks ONCE. And they smelled so bad she took them back to the store. Say... there is room in my Garfield bed, Mom & Dad are at work, why dontcha come on over and we'll have a bully stick chewing pawty!
hugs
Greta, Bailey & Hazel too

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
...white? sigh. My whole world is white. I like white. But I guess I was hoping for Doxie Red or sky blue pink with spots on. White will do though. Pure. Clean.

And if you put a picture of a dog's butt up, it will show it reeeeeaalll purty.

As for BULLY... well am glad to see you shared your sticks around at least. You're improving my little red friend!!! That piccy of you bullying mum was hot though - you got the looks babe.

Front and back. 8-> YAM-auntyxxx

Pee Ess - glad you found me at last - am posting to Google Profile so folks can get the link from there *>

Pippa Sheltie said...

Lucky lucky Puddles! Ruby is so nice, and you got a bully stick!!! Hooray!!! I too have been deprived of the wonders of the bully stick, but I'm sure you and Albert and Whitney all enjoyed them!
Oh, some cool stuff for the humans too? That's great! I must say, I do like the mini you!
The wall doesn't look too bad, but the pictures of you certainly make it look AMAZING.
Pippa :)

Smile With Your Tail said...

Mmmm bully sticks, we are super jealous, we can never seem to get them over here. What a pawesome box of goodies! We are very jealous, and we love your little tushie, haha.
Slobbers

Susie and Sidebite said...

Ahhhh Hummmmmm, and air freshener, now how did Ruby knows to get one. Awesome job on the bully stick. Oh Barharharh da end is in site!

The Mad Scots

Pees; Now we are the ones that look good with white stuffs!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Wow, you got the mother lode of pressies there, Puddles. We don't get to have bully sticks either, but you sure make that one look delicious. And that charm for your Sissy is so cute.

We all love Ruby too - she seems to have an affinity for Lightning - something about similar behaviors:)

White walls???? Your Mom is as crazy as ours with her white carpet - and yes if you look closely there are actually lots of spots on it. We keep hearing it is going to be replaced once all the renovations start here. We are taking bets it will be another white one.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

finnhoward said...

YAY for bully sticks! And butt pictures! BOL!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Puddles you get the coolest stuff ever. Do you have room on your house for us?
Benny & Lily

da tabbies o trout towne said...

puddles...way awesum pack age oh goods ewe getted....we dunno bout bully stiks but if they be like bonito flakes....

ROCK ON !!!!

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Wow, that is quite some package!
You are very lucky kids to get all that stuff from Ruby.
Love the photo frame and the pictures are beautiful.
That bully stick looks so good, drool!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Kaunis Nelli said...

what a great present ! Have you tasted reindeer ? I tasted it yesterday for the first time - it's yummy :)

Gloria Hood said...

WOW! You sure got some nice goodies there Puddles! I got to find out where to get those Bully sticks!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Dolly theDoxie said...

That's quite a crack you got there or did you get that? I wish I got prezzies like you guys. Lucky you! Love Dolly

The Websters said...

There must be something about photographers needing white walls...Master's mom's house is all white...shades of white. We think it's so she can take lovely photos.

Me...I look really good with blue and I'm the only thing worth photographing in our house.

ANyway...those bully sticks look really fancy! What a great present!

Nora

Taryn said...

You sure are living the life, Puddles!

Brian said...

Butt of course you got some good stuff Puddles!!!

scotsmad said...

The end--your end!! Bwahaahaahaa!

What great loot! Those bully sticks look fantastic. Ours are just plain..no plaiting. Come to think of it we haven't had one for ages. must get HER on to that.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

HER kitchen looked tidy because SHE moved all the crap out of the camera line before turning the calendar over...BOL!

Mitch and Molly said...

That is the perfect split, Puddles!
Bully sticks are the best! Ruby is a wonderful friend to send you all of that great stuff!

Love ya lots
Mitch and Molly

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

What a lovely bunch of gifts!!!!! We love "The End" photo!

chicamom85 said...

Holy Dogs Puddles, you hit the jackpot with that box of goodies. Ruby is so cool and pawsome. She cracks me up too. I just started getting those bully sticks too and they do give you a good chew that lasts a spell. I cracked up when I saw your cute little end and that was a crazy position you were in. You crack me up Puddles and I love you. Have yourself a good chew and I love your girls key fob thingy.

Loveys Sasha

chicamom85 said...

p.s do they make those sticks out of real bullies?? Mommy said she had a few in school and she was hoping that was them. Not really, but she said it was fun to think about for a minute

GizmoGeodog said...

That's one great box of stuffs Puddles...iz haf to ask about da car air fresher ...iz dere lots of bad smells in yur carz? did you leave stale cheetos and open beers in dere? abput time you had some bully sticks...yur hoomin better furget dat elbow and go get you more

Nola said...

That is a pawsome box! I love bully sticks
Nola

KB said...

The "End" is awesome! What a box...

Ruby said...

OMD!!! GURL, you crack me up!! Looks at your hinnie!!!! Hehehehehehe...oh, I didn't know you could do the splits! Holy Crap! I did that once, butts not on purpose, and I almost snapped like a wishbone!! Almost gave Ma a heart attack! You should have heard hers ~ she scared the poops right outta me!
I'm so glads you likes all your pressies! I told Ma that they all looked like Pudds, and that she and the kerazy lady REALLY, REALLY needed em' NOW!! (I likes bossin' hers around, ya know! hehehe). And then she went all goo-goo overs the key chain thingy, and said Ooooooh, Puddles Gurl REALLY, REALLY needs this! Kinda likes a 'bully repelent' ~ Puddle protection everywheres she goes.
Nows, I didn't tell yous what the Bully Sticks were (I didn't wants to freak the kerazy lady out....), butts they're BULL PENIS'!!!! OMD! Yups, you be eatin' a bulls 'frank, dong, baby maker, package, beef bayonet, Captain Winkie'...BOL!!!!! Oh, aren't they DELISH?! Ma tries to get the odorless kinds, butts I say, the stinkier the betters!!
Anyhu, I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE your wall! OMD! A wall full of Doxies (oh, and I saw your Gurl there too!! such a cutie!), what could be betters than that?? Nothin'.
Okays, I gots to go, Ma be whinin' again abouts me hoggin' the puter...pfffft!! what's she gots to do anyhu?!
Kisses,
Ruby

Reuben said...

Dang Puddles, you is lookin good! I know your people sister gots to be loving that keychain, I knows mine would. You really scored on all those foodstuffs. If you needs any helps eating thems, please let me know.

love,
Reuben

Mayzie said...

So firstly, I just wanted you to know that you were the only one who really got right why I was lookin' so shocked and dismayed. I mean, what's a brindle girl s'posed to do without BEER??? Thank dogness you came to the rescue, my dearest, Most Darlingest BFF who I LUVS with all my heart and who maybe I brought some beer BACK to so maybe you'd want to share your bully stick with me. Cuz, I mean, what could be better than bully sticks and beer? Unless it's bully sticks and beers with your BFF. Which is me, right?

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Loving Max said...

Wow Puddles!! You hit the lotto or something? That is the mother load!!!We love reading what you have to say!! You're pretty clever with The End!!! BOL. Wow, Mom did a great job with those photos!!!! I LOVE that idea!!! Love to see all those pictures of your beautiful selves!!! Thanks!!!

theprincesstails said...

Wow! That is an amazing package and it looks like that chew will keep you occupied for a while.
Nice to meet you Puddles, thanks for popping over to meet me.
Mollie's great isn't she? and now she's a saint - we know a saint. Sounds good doesn't it?

jen said...

What a fun package you got!!!

I love the wall, I've been thinking of doing something similar, but wasn't sure exactly what! Your Mom is so creative and has given me ideas now!!

Bobbi and Gracie said...

Wow Wow Wow! What an awesome package!! You and Whitney look like you are really enjoying your goodies and I love the girls gift!! What a sweet friend you have to think of you and shower you with all these wonderful gifts! And .. I loved The End. hahaha!
P.S. Gracie says to tell you that you spelled hellbow wrong.

Oz theTerrier said...

LMTO! Da End and you show us your butt! ROTFBOL! Those bully sticks look delicious. Boy, you are so lucky that Ruby-booby sent you stuffs!
*Cairn cuddles*
Oz

Ian Thomson said...

That's quite a treasure trove you got there Puddles.

Sheba.

Murphy said...

Puddles, you do crack us up! Looks like you got some great stuffs there too!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

PS - Still painting : (

Elyse and Riley said...

Dang, we were hoping you'd be back today to hear the story about how you bit the cable guy! Don't forget to tell us that story at some point...we're sure it's hilarious! :)

Have a great weekend and try not to swell up to the size of a hot air balloon...!

Elyse and Riley

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Puddles, gurlfurrend I has missed you too!!!! Pawdon me while I lick the drool off my keyboard so I can type about the DROOLICIOUS noms you got in that prezzie! You is one lucky dog!

Asta said...

OMD! I missed seeing you so much..I'm so glad Mommi finally got hew act togethew so I coold get my fix of Puddles..just seeing you makes my day
That pwessie fwom wuby is absolutely pawsome
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Sweet William The Scot said...

Puddles I didn't think there could every be any better pictures of you, but I must say the butt end picture really shows you from the best angle.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

You have NEVER had bully sticks before? Lordy, girl. You should have called the SPCA ages ago - that is cruel and inhumane. Just saying. But what a nifty box of goodies! And nice 'end' photo!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Shelle Pennington said...

You know I had to look up what Bully sticks are exactly...
I wish I didn't know.

Your butt is adorable. Come live with me so I can take butt shots of you all the time... Milo, Dixie nor Newby have that cute a rear. :)

So glad you are doing ok. We have been faithful reading your posts, but mom has been up to her hellbows in theater work and getting the farm ready for a wedding in June (her BFF is getting married in the back 40 with all the snakes and critters...)

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

Raelyn said...

Puddles....
I'm back!! At last, I am finished working on Little Miss Secretive Writing Project!! It feels so very good to be back soaring through Blogville again!! ;)
This Blog post. Crack. Me. Up!! Thanks for the laughs, Friend!! ;op
Love, Raelyn.... Plus Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

Wow! What and END!!


BOL!!