Hellos my luverlies...it's me Puddles!
Mum was SUPPOSE to has HELLbow surgery tomorrow but her
chickened out rescheduled fur August.
Hers convinced herself dat da timin' wasn't good but I knows cuz I is smart it has
everything to do withs da fact her be skeered shitless of da recovery.
everything to do withs da fact her be skeered shitless of da recovery.
Her came up with lots and lots of lame excuses.
For example:
"But I won't be able to workout"...can't work out no ways moron.
"No one can put Whitney on the couch"...who cares, more room for me.
"It will be too hard to enjoy our vacation"...dat be in July, WTF?
"The house needs to be painted first"...you can't paint eithers.
"I won't be able to cook"...BWHAHAHAHAHAHA, Puuuuulease!
"I have a human child to think about too"...I always girl sit.
" I won't be able to use my camera"...okays I gives dat a valid excuse.
" I won't be able to use my camera"...okays I gives dat a valid excuse.
Anyways, on to me.
I went to da vet to has a weight recheck.
I is up to 8.6 pounds now so da new meds is working fur me and I is on puppy food too.
I does looks good don't I?
Yes, yes I do.
I is goin' on a top secret mission today.
And not to worry, I ain't drivin'...mum is.
Okays, maybe you should worry.
Thank goodness fur Google directions, hers don't do maps.
Puddles
Thank goodness fur Google directions, hers don't do maps.
Puddles
50 comments:
Pudds, you weigh about the same as my left paw. What a dainty littledog you are.
Your mama! What a chicken! I can see she's having lots of conversations with herself over this. August means she gets 4 more months to worry. Makes sense. Haha.
Re: my frugal Uncle E. I don't think he could save enough money in 3 lifetimes for what he's going through. Luckily, I think he's getting it free. Public health system yay.
Morning gawgeous!!!
In our eyes you look beautiful ALWAYS 'cause beauty comes from within...
Mushy mushy stuff.
Well Puddles I can agree with a few of your mum's reasons to postpone her HELLbow repair. But she missed one she cannot lift a 5 lb bag of flour either and we all know she is quite the baker!!
Have a great big wonderful adventure today. If you see anyone I know give them a hug for me.
Hugs Madi your Wingwoman
Hahahahaha!! You're something else Puddles! But now that your Mum is not having surgery till August I would think you should be really good to her and help her out till then. But I'm sure you do that anyway, right? I hope her HELLbow doesn't give her a whole lot of trouble until then. You may have to hire yourself a professional photographer while she is out of commission.
brock brock brock brock (OK that's my best chicken imitation). It seems to me all her excusses will still be there in August. Oh the humans and their reasoning. NOW if it would have been you that needed hellbow surgery you can be sure she would not have listened to your excuses to put it off.
8.6 pounds?! Why girl you look gooooood. Not a fur out of place and ready to take on a top secret mission. Let me know if you need help with that. I am good at keeping secrets. Oh remind me to tell you what Bert said about his Vickie that she didn't what anyone to know.
Blessings,
Goose
We're sorry to hear that your Mum chickened right out with the surgery. She should have done it now and before ya know it she'd be all better. (Insert chicken sounds made by Goose here.)
Now on to bigger and more impawtant stuff ~ YOU! So you're going on a little adventure and you need Google maps. Interesting... We can't wait to see where you're heading to. Good thing Google is taking you there. Hopefully you won't get lost. Make sure you take lot's of pictures for us.
Happy to hear the puppy food is helping you gain some weight. Just don't eat too much and end up looking like a body builder or an opera singer.
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Puddles you look adorable...Any interest in a handsome young terrier about town? *winkwink* I understand what your momz did...Remember they're gonna put a knife in her...of course she put it off...My momz would!
Well we understand why the Mom put her surgery off. It would be a scary thing to have to do.
Can't wait to see you jump Puddles. Have a safe trip.
Poor mum and her hellbow. Looking good Puddles. Glad you are putting the weight back on. What is your secret mission? Wow we are intrigued. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly
Have a safe trip, Puddles! We understand your mom not wanting to do the surgery and hope she lives it up these next few months!
Piggy kisses,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig
Puddles,
I was just wondering about your mum yesterday as Mamma drove past your estate. We are moving at the end of the month. Mamma needs to be closer to her work so we are moving to Simpsonville. I suppose the county sheriffs deputies will get to know me soon enough. My current estate will be put on the market mid-May.
wiggles,
Calhoun
Super secret mission to the Corbin house?!?!?! I know that cheeseyburger put a few pounds on you!
-Corbin
PS. Tell your mum to reschedule for NEXT WEEK!
Your Mum's HELLbow is gonna wait. We think she just wants to take up a new hobby ... COOKING!
You are prolly off buying all kinds of stuffs like.. Sugar and FLOUR and LARD and stuffs. Fur YOU and your mum THAT would be a super Secret Mission fur SURE.. Hope she makes you a PEE Can Pie.
PeeS... be sure she BAKES that Pee Can Pie instead of trying to Fry it.
Pee PEE S... Where was your post about the Puddles Pro 5000????
Puddles, ask Mom to check her email. It is 9:45 A>M.
I'm glad to hear you are gaining a little weight Miss Puddles. You are looking gorgeous as always.
Millie
Those excuses are soo funny!! BOL
Have fun today and stay outta trouble if possible ok BOL
wags
Jazzi and Addi
Maggie has her little smooshy face pressed against the window as soon as she heard about your secret mission...she THINKS you are coming to IOwA to take her to Walmart to buy those womanly things she needs. She loves to rub it in my face that I never needed anything like that....and that makes her special...blach!!!
I bet your mom and mine cook very similar and that ain't good is it!!!
Eight lbs. well you are growing a little bit...this morning one of the grandboys seen your picture on the refrig and asked if that was mags boyfriend...i rolled around on the floor a laughing.....
stella rose
PUddles...please o please tell me you and your mom are coming to Kansas City!!!!!
Sorry your mom has to be in pain for so much longer...she can surely do a lot of those things one handed...she's got to have more talent than that!
Tell her to buck up. SHE CAN DO IT!
Nora
Hi Puddles, wow 8 pounds makes you a small but very powerful package of mayhem. And that's good. Your mom's probably right about waiting. After all, it might heal on its own right?
Mom has lost it, it needs to be takin care of ASAP. So's, we need to call you "Secret Agent Pooch"
The Mad Scots
Hari Om
Glad to see you're as understanding as ever Puddles! It's only your good looks that gets you out of trouble y'know? &>
Secret missions sometimes involve participants not returning, they can be difficult and dangerous. Please make sure mum has the googlemaps printout the right way up. I kid you not - I've been on one of those trips myself with a driver who would NOT let me navigate. We ended up on the top of a mountain looking down at the place we were meant to be. Said driver nearly took the shortcut back down. I was several yards away and had nothing to do with that... #:| YAM-aunty
I can understand postponing surgery. There's never really a convenient time for that!
You are about the same weight as Tutu. :p
We're glad you are putting back your weight.
Any luck of your Mom's Hellbow healing without surgery?
puddles...ewe noe...if yur mum wood stic sum flounder...ore mackeral ore trout...dont matter...in her sleeve wear her elbowz iz, tie it witha nice ribbon, knot onlee wood her look stylish, smell grate, haza handee snak close bye, but her wood knot knead sirjerry on her arm sew her had ta come up with 50 bazillion N mor....
:)
Puddles youz so orrible to your poor Mom..Bawahhaaaaa Can't wait to here about the adventure.. You are looking fatter in that photo..Bawahhaaaawwaa ( only joking'z ) xx00xxx
Mollie and Alfie
Oh no! Well, I hope your Mom keeps that appointment in August and gets all these things done in the meantime too. You'll have to keep her on track!
Puddles girl!! A secret mission?? I am excited and scared at the same time. Will I be hearing about it on the news?? Will there be damage to property?? I will have to wait and see. Mommy says she totally understands your Mom changing the date, she would have done the same thing. We just hope she isn't in a lot of pain and that it will not get worse. You and your girls needs come first after all. I will be waiting anxiously to find out about the secret mission. Don't forget to stop by tomorrow with a Remington story or memory. Lets celebrate the gently giant with love.
Loveys Sasha
Oh yes Puddle, you are looking mighty fine! Keep the Mom in line best ya can!
You are lookin' good, girl. SHE needs HER shoulder repaired BUT SHE has lots of excuses and is putting it off for as long as SHE can.
Can't wait to hear about your mission.
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Puddles, we think your Mom and our Mom have a lot in common. Our Mom would be putting it off and off forever too. But you know, it has to get done - tell her to just go for it and get rid of that pain.
Puddles, we are happy to hear how well you are doing, and you know, you DO look darn good.
Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
Our mom would have put it off too using every excuse in the book.
You always look beautiful to us, Puddles!
Love ya lots
Mitch and Molly
We know for sure she is nothing but a scartty cat. She is downright chicken
Snuggles,
Benny & Lily
You sure are looking good Puddles! Poor Mom!
Lovies, Miss Mindy
Wow, Puddles...you weigh like 1/20th of what big old Riley weighs! Okay, maybe not 1/20th, but you get the point!
You look most gawjuss in that picture!
Mum chickened out? Bwaha! Now she just has even longer to put it off. But 8-12 weeks of "crate rest" did not sound enjoyable!
Peace out, yo.
Elyse and Riley
Puddles, you are still tiny! Now I told mom about your mom postponing her surgery and mom says she TOTALLY understands. So, where are you going?
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
PS - Most microchips do not migrate.
BOL your mom's excuses sound like something my mom would say! You and I are the same weight; I'm on upped food "rations" too, as I was getting too thin.
Nola
Puddles...it's me..Max here...you need any back-up assistance on your secret mission - just say the word... I can even bring my bodyguard Thunder Kitty...she has secret switchblades cleverly hidden in her feet!
Poor Mom...I think you might have to drive her there yourself Puddles to get the surgery...just tell her your taking her for a pedicure...but Ma understands there's that REALLY good reason like the photo taking to consider!!
Hope you get a special wish that comes true and your hellbow heals magically!Hugs!
Puddles you are just a tiny thing!!
I weigh twice as much as you!
hugs
Greta
Bailey & Hazel too
Howdy Miss Puddles, glad to hear you are gaining weight. Maybe you are going on a secret mission to buy lots cakes and sweets and beer and cheetos for you and mum. Yeah that sounds like a good plan to us. Or are you coming to Oz?? We have good beer here too. Take care all. We have paws crossed for your mum's hellbow to fix itself!! No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
You're looking good, Puddles! I hope your momma decides to have her elbow surgery soon.
Yay! Glad to hear that the meds are working!!! That is good news!
Your Mom's a chicken shit-tell her I said that and that I don;t feel guilty about saying it cause I would of done the same thing!
No, you don't look good - you look awesome <3
My mom needs a navigator too, she is very good in getting lost. And still with the navi she drives past and she has to turn round. How can she ever find anything, I wonder...
Puddles
yes you awe gowgoos!!!! glad you'we weight is up(you still weigh less than half of me...now I feels fat)
I agwee wif you, the only excoose even wemotely weasonabull is the one about the camewa, cause thewe is no way we coold stand not seeing pictoowes of you
smoochie kisses
ASTA
pee ess, I'm so sowwy you cooldn't seemy videos
We are glad to see your proper girlish figure back! And we don't know that either one of you should be driving.....just sayin'.
Puddles, you are gorgeous, girl! We can understand your mom's fear of surgery and recovery, but, seriously, she has you to do all her work while she's laid up, so what's the problem?
Oh, Puddles, does your mom know how you talk about her? I know, Samson talks like that about me too. Must be a dog thing. He's kind of mad at me because I'm doing the A to Z Challenge all through April so he doesn't get to blog, heh, heh, heh, says I.
Are you getting puppy food to gain weight? I don't know how much you are supposed to weigh, but you look good, for sure. I had to marry a guy from New Orleans who cooks for me in order to gain some weight myself. We do what we have to do, right?
Wow, she has a lot of excuses. I'm just wondering if she still has another hand because picking up that little rag doll dog you live with cant take but one arm.
You do look lovely.
Kisses,
Dexter
In August she will have to start putting up the Christmas tree so she can't have surgery then. A top secret mission oh Puddles are you a secret agent dog???
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
We know you will be the perfect nurse for your mom, when she does have that surgery...you have so much experience in that department!
Wyatt and Stanzie
You DO look good, Puddles!!
I think you need more beer and cheetos pal. Hoomans are really dumb aren't they.... I got two here I can't do a thing with.and yes....You are looking good! Dec x
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