Wednesday, May 22, 2013

My Wednesday post

Hellos everybuddy and welcome back to Puddlesland.

Nows ya'll is prolly wonderin' what I has been doin' since
I has been away hasn't ya'll?
Well, I has been good...no, really I has.

Dis huge ginormuss box came.
And I was all likes "OMG DAT A FREAKING SHIT LOAD OF TREATS FUR ME!!!!!!"
But then I realized it was FURNITURE...BLEH!
Notice what dat box says?
It do say "TEAM LIFT".
It not say..."Kerazy Lady Pick It Up With One Arm".
Some hoomans just not believes in Team Work or they just not
wanna wait till Daddy gets home.

Anyways, it was a new desk fur My Girl and I ain't got no fotos
cuz it was not really worth my time to fotograph it since it wadn't mine.

Howevers, da next day anudder humongus box came.
And OMD I gotted a brand new swirly chair!
A NEW CHAIR fur My Girl to push me in.
Okays it be her chair but I plays in it when her is not home
and well, when her is home too.

I has da Girl triained just like I likes.
I tells her to push me...
"PUUUUUUUUSH ME GIRL!"

 ...and her pushes me.
 And then I likes to say yell out "WEEEEEEEEEEEE"
throughout da house, it is total fun balls.

And what I especially likes is dat da new swirly chair be da perfect
height fur me to looks out of da door window to checks on my 'hood.
Very good to leave my snot prints too.
Nows I seems to be stuck...da Girl just lefted me heres.
If anybuddy sees a Girl bout yay high with scraggly hair
can you send her back fur me please?


Please go and check out Susie and Sidebites blog to find out
how you can helps withs da animals in Oklahoma after da
devastating tornado.

Puddles

71 comments:

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

That chair is perfect for you.....a throne on wheels ...you just need your pink tiara on and it be be totally pawsome

Dexter said...

That chair looks like trouble to me. You could get spun around on it and get dizzy and barf. I suppose there is a certain thrill in that.

Kisses,
Dexter

Uji, Izzy, Ziggy, Missi + Hiro said...

Ooooh Puddles yoo sure nuff does cracks us ups girl .
Yoo is sittin on dat chair jus like a Queen on hers frone ( it dooes suit yoo tho ).
Wee must tells yoo bouts our Momster, her has refused to take down da card yoo sented us at Crimbo it is on da wall in our sittin in room fur all da world to see cos her lovs the pic ovs yoo (wee does too ovs corse ), butts isn't hu-peeps odd ?

Lovs
Da K Krew
XxxxX

Bobbi and Gracie said...

Oh Puddles, you are too cute!

Marg said...

Puddles, it sure is good to see you. That chair looks like the perfect ride for and so glad you have the Girl all trained to push you around. And love the Zebra look to the chair. Hope you have a great Wednesday.

Patrice and Higgins said...

OhhhhHhHhhhhhh, love that chair!!!! Enjoy your fun rides!

~Higgins

Mollie said...

We thought it was sumink for youz.. but it didn't turn out too bad, now youz can ride around on that Zebra..BOL Have a wonderful day, xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL
PUDDLES...GIRLFRIEND YOU MIGHT NEED TO YOUR MUM UP FOR REMEDIAL READING LESSONS. HECK THE BOX HAD A PICTURE ON IT!!

OK LOVE LOVE THE CHAIR. IF I SAT IN IT YOU WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO FIND ME

DOUBLE OK...WE LOVE LOVE YOUR GIRLS
SOCKS. YOU NEED 4 ITTY BITTY PUDDLES SOCKS.
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

easyweimaraner said...

Wow that's a pretty cool chair! And it has exactly the perfect height for you. Is it a black chair with white swirls or a white one with black swirls?

What Remains Now said...

That is an AWESOME chair! I like how it gets you to additional windows so you can make nose art on those too.

GOOSE said...

Puddles that is a super cool ride you have there. Just think if you go on a safari you could fit right in and get up close and personal with the wilds life. The only thing I see missing from your riding chair is a cup holder. Go slow over the bumps or you might spill your beer.
Blessings,
Goose

Molly The Wally said...

Puddles that is so the perfect chair for you to check on your hood. Hmm maybe though you need to train girl to get you off it LOL! Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

Marg said...

Oh good, Puddles, glad you claimed those donkeys. They will be right over to visit their new friends. It shouldn't take long for them to get there. They can mow your grass for ya. But watch out they don't kick you right back to our house. Take care.

The Websters said...

The only problem with that chair is that it's all striped like a zebra instead of nice and red like you...although, maybe she picked that one so it wouldn't clash with your furs?

Nora

Mr. Pip said...

Can you swing by and pick me up on that fancy chair? I figure we can attach the cooler to the back and off we go! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ...burp, oops maybe I shouldn't have drank all that beer before riding on this chair.

Your pal, Pip

Amber DaWeenie said...

OOOOOOOHHHHHH....Puddles!! You's done upgraded you's former mode of transportation. Laundry basket to Zebra Chair! Now's you's flyin high!

Marg said...

OK, Puddles, Pip had bid all his cheeseburgers for the Donkeys. Guess you had better come up with something. Be careful of Pip in that fancy chair of yours.

Elyse and Riley said...

OMD! You got a wheelie chair?? Riley is totally jealous! How fun to be pushed around wherever you want to go! Too bad your girl just left you there...gotta train her better.

We missed you...glad you're back! :)

Elyse and Riley

Mr. Pip said...

Bawhahahahaha, yes we must ride the donkeys on the Red Carpet! Oh and maybe we can hook that chair up to one of the donkeys so we can bring our own beer and snacks to The Oscars!

Brian said...

That is one fancy chair for one fancy Puddles!!!

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

That is one snazzy zebra chair Puddles and... you get rides on it - wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Tell your mum to leave the flippin' furniture alone till Dad gets home :D
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OH MY SQUIRRELS OMS OMS THAT is an AMAZING Wheeeeeeeeelie Chair. OMS You REALLY have your GIRRRRL trained fur SURE. WE are LOVIN the ZEBRA Stripes on the WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEElie chair. So has da Girrrrl ever had a chance to sit on da WHeeeeeelie Chair yet?

Maybe you could set up a SCHEDULE fur her to use it... Like when you are Nappin or Poopin or chasing squirrels or EATIN.. that would give her PLENTY of WhEEEEEEeeeeeelie Chair time every day... and then it would be all WARM and Cozy when she finishes HER turn and you can go fur MORE Wheeeeeeeeeelie rides. DARN girrrl your mum and dad did it up RIGHT with this Wheeeeeeeeelie Chair pressie!!

Elyse and Riley said...

You know...SC isn't THAT far from VA...I'll come pick you up on June 5th!! I can't promise I'll take the Blobs though...hehe! You and Riley would have a grand old time hunting the tree rats in the backyard! Maybe you could tag team.

My birthday is June 7, so I won't forget your Kerazy Lady's surgery on June 6th!

Umm, so you should have seen these two Doxies that were at BlogPaws--their mom pushed them around in a stroller all weekend. Maybe she got the idea from your Zebra Wheelie Chair???

We ALWAYS miss you when you're MIA! Don't tell ANYONE, but you're our FAVORITE blogger! :) We look forward to Monday, Wednesday, and Friday every week. And sometimes (okay, a lot) I read your posts more than once, because they crack me up!

Elyse (and Riley)

Grady and Leonardo said...

Hey Ms. P
We think you have the coolest new set of wheels, and the zebra stripes so accent your natural beautifulness.

You have your girl well trained, and hopefully you will spend many happy hours this summer riding around in luxury.

Have a good one.
Newfie Smoochies
Grady and Leo

Casey said...

What a pawfect throne for you!

Idaho PugRanch said...

HOOLYY MOLY! That is one too cool wheeelie chair! We love it. We must have been on the same wave length cause I just got a Zebra stuffy to play with.
hugs
Greta, Bailey & Hazel too

stellaroselong said...

I sure hope thats not REAL zebra fur on that chair, cos PeTa will be a knocking on your door, you could possibly set up an event where people well dogs like us could buy a ticket to ride in your chair, we don't have chairs like that here in iowa...we just have red solo cups...oh yeah..i digress...we are glad you are back..while you were gone Maggie pined away for you so bad she shrunk to the size of a mouse....
stella rose

Taryn said...

You look lovely on zebra striping!

Mayzie said...

WHOA! That looks like the Most Coolest chair that ever was! Maybe you need to use THAT to go on your travels from now on instead of the laundry basket. I mean, the laundry basket is kind of a SEE-dan compared to that. That, well THAT, is like a zoomie sports car! Do you think you could have your girl push you over to Collie-rado?

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

PeeS. My mom doesn't understand the team lift thing either. But at least she has TWO arms.

Gloria Hood said...

OMD's You look so beautiful on that chair!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
OMD Puddles, I'm right at the bottom here YOO HOOO!! lovely to seeee yoouuuuu!!

But for heaven's sake, that chair needs supervision. You push your nose too hard against that window and those wheels move, eeauuww. I'm worried for ya girl... You don't wanna end up with HELLObone trubs like mum!!! So no getting up on that mount without your peeps being there, okay? Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxxx

Murphy said...

Are you still stuck? You look like a little diva on that chair!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Corbin said...

Puuuuudddddlessss.... Oh, Puddddlessss.... It's me! Corbin! Do you remember me? I hope so. Word on the streets is that your crazy mom finally has an appointment to get her hellbo taken care of?! I'm so very happy and excited for this news!
-Corbin
Oh, and your chair is pretty cool too. Will your girl push you to NY to see me?

da tabbies o trout towne said...

puddles...ewe noe...catz wood pay top dollar for that box...we iz talkin coin...cabbage...sawbucks...smackerz....we got 18 cents....waddya say... !!!

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Wow! That's one super cool looking chair! We got a little dizzy looking at it, though. MOL!
Remember to be careful when you are NOT on the chair. Those wheelies on that chair can hurt!

chicamom85 said...

Puddles, my girly!!! I am sorry you got stiffed on the package, those would have been some kind of ginormous bully sticks. I love your chair, do they come in squirrel print??? I gotta get me one of those to get wheeled around in. I have to ask you a question and think about it and get back to me. How did you potty train your mini me?? Mine is kind of making mess all over and I don't know what to do. Do they make diapers for those minis? Get back to me when you can. Did you notice the mini me gets real wacky when you let me lick up a little beer?? It is a total blast, except then they poop more. Oh well the good with the bad I always say.


Loveys Sasha

p.s. I hope your Mom is doing ok and please take care of her and give her kisses from me

Raelyn said...

Puddles....
Oh, I love chairs that spin!! I always go around and around and around until I'm dizzy!! It is fun!! And I love the zebra-print cover!! ;-D
--Raelyn and Rose

Mitch and Molly said...

What an awesome chair! It totally compliments your furs, Puddles!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

scotsmad said...

Sort of a mobile surveillance post. If you can get the mobile part down pat.

You look so good on that zebra print. Maybe da kerazy lady will buy another one for your girl.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & roxy

Hope da kerazy lady's hellbow is being more bow than hell...

Nola said...

That looks fun, Puddles!
Nola

Inger said...

Puddles, your personality is so LARGE, I forget how small you are. It must be nice for you Mom that you can't leave snot marks on the windows like my dogs do. Anyhow, I think that zebra print is perfect for a diva like you. I just hope you didn't break a toenail getting down from up high like that. A girl's gotta be careful you know.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Cool chair you have there, Puddles. We bet you and your Sister have lots of fun sliding around those pretty floors:) But do be csreful jumping down, that chair might do some crazy moves:)

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

harrispen said...

That is a really fun chair. I love the zebra print and the fact that you can get pushed all over the house by your girl. I hope you got down from the chair okay.

Millie

Wyatt said...

Pawesome new ride, Puddles. Even better than the laundry basket! Love the wild cushion, it suits you.

Wyatt

Reuben said...

Puddles, I just loves you. How you triumphs in the face of adversities! When my people sister gets me on spinny chair, I ends up very confusled and dizzy. But you makes the best out of very dicey situation, even making nose prints when your Girl went away and left you on spinny chair! I's glad she gotted a new desk; kids is liking to has their own personal workspace like that. Maybe she will keep some treats in the drawer for you too.

love,
Reuben

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Great post Miss Puddles. Love your Girl's new chair.

{{{huggies}}}....Mona

Jazzi said...

Puddles, that IS one very snazzi chair. Better not get to used to it cuz me and addy are thinking that the cushion might look better in our house....so you better sleep with one eye open!! BOL Dont be surprised if one day it is GONE!!!

wags
Jazzi and Addi

Dolly theDoxie said...

Hi Puddles! You have a new look on your bloggie! Sure looks like fun in your chair! Love Dolly

Kaunis Nelli said...

Did ya hunt that zebra that gave its stripes to da chair ...?

Ruby said...

HOLY CRAP GURL!! That is one FABulous chair!!! OMD, it like matches your beautiful eyes and everythings!! Now, if we can only attatch a two-stroke motor to the back, we could REALLY have some funs!!! hehehehe
Now, what the hell is your Moms doin' liftin' stuffs with her GOOD arm???? Tell her 'NO!!!'. Wanna know how I know? Remember me tellin' ya that Ma's hellbow was bad too (thou not SURGICALS bad, butts, well, she be a wimp...) anyhu, she was like doin' everythings with the GOOD arm, and guess what?? Go ahead guess? Yups, now the OTHER hellbow is hurtin'!!!
Good things those hellbow braces are interchangable!! BOL
Okays, now I LOVES your gurls sockies!! OMD! I gots to gets me a pair! Too cool for school!
I was still wishin' that huge box WAS a shit load of treaties!! I would brings the beers and we could PIG OUT!!!
Maybe next time...
Kisses,
Ruby

Kat said...

That is one snazzy looking chair/ride you got yourself. Is it as fast as it looks? :)

Declan said...

Mate...you look so cool on that chair! You thought maybe you could get them to buy a footstool so you could get on it all by yourself? Deccy x

Loving Max said...

Puddles I love your new chair and glad you have them all trained properly over there! Good job! But your little ear flopped over is precious! So what other new boxes do you expect? I'm pretty sure you need a desk too Puddles since you have lots of blogging to do! Maybe a new lap top too? Oh, sky's the limit for you Puddles!!! Now go quite like and get the Human's credit card....ssshh!
So how's Mom's arm doing? Hope it's feeling better!! We have our fingers and paws crossed!!

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Puddles, hey can you post your girl to our place. We have a wheelie chair butt no-one is nice enough to push us on it. We promise to feed her, slobber on her and make her feel at home. Then we will send her back when her arms are all tuckered out hehehe. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

That chair sounds like so much fun!

georgia little pea said...

Oi Puddles! Greetings from Wellington, where it's windy one day and windy the next.

You look a bit high up on that chair. Watch you don't swivel and fall. Hope your mum's hellbow is feeling better! X

KB Bear said...

I've been catching up on ALL of your news. I hope that you had a pawty after the stoopids left. That's awesome! And, the cable guy... I didn't know that you had it in you, Puddles, but I always trust my dogs' judgements about people so there must have been something seriously wrong with that guy.

Now, today, what a cool chair! I hope that you're not still stuck up on it. Don't jump! It could hurt your back.

Pippa Sheltie said...

Haha, that chair looks super fun Puddles!
Did she come back for you? And would you say that big box was better than one full with treats?
Have a grrreat week,
Pippa :)

Smile With Your Tail said...

What a great new form of transportation! Should be compulsory for all royalty!

Slobbers

Clark Thomas said...

puddles having a relaxing time with that chair and its for you.Challenge coins

gyeong said...

The chair is way more fun than a non-moving desk. And you make a nice contrast against the stripes.

Katie http://myminipetpig.com/ said...

What an amazing chair - don't get too dizzy!

Piggy kisses,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

Peggy Frezon said...

Good to know you got at least one of the packages. And I hope you're not stuck there by the door forever! What was she thinking?! ;)

Oz theTerrier said...

Ah, Puddles...you are always up to something over there! BOL I love your new chair! I hope you made it back from in front of the door by now.
*Cairn cuddles*
Oz

Sam said...

The zebra print looks good against you Puddles.

Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

Me thinks you got guts Puddles. We had a similar incident here - but I jumped offa that thing quick smart!

Very handy for lookin' out them windows.

Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

OK, I is late getting here, but I just has to know - did the gurl efur come back and get you unstucked?

Shelle Pennington said...

The chair is awesome... but we agree with Dexter that spinning and puking are probably gonna happen... so make sure you eat strawberries before you do that.. then it will look like blood and your crazy mom will start screaming and it will be hilarious.

Hope your momma is feeling ok. We have a hack saw if she'd rather go that route, just sayin'

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

Marilia said...

Heheheh! I love your new chair! Enjoy it!

Elyse and Riley said...

Umm, so I had to take Riley to the vet today (back pain still...ugh) and she pulled another "I'm not getting out of the car" stunt! I was SO glad there was no one in the parking lot and I parked far enough away from the clinic's windows...so I don't think anyone saw the interaction!

I had her in the cargo area of my car (Pontiac Vibe) and when I went to get her out, she jumped over into the back seat...then I had to walk around the car a few times trying to drag her out. She kept jumping over Bailey's car seat to the other side of the car. She slipped out of her collar and I had to put it back on her...I finally (after literally about 5 minutes) was able to grab onto her and drag her out!

Then, after all that, she happily trotted into the vet like she hadn't just had an attitude issue!! Gosh.

Elyse (and BADDDD Riley)

PS--COME BACKKKK! WE MISSSS YOU! ;)

Alien said...

Now you just need a zebra step ladder to match. :)

Missed you!

Yours,