Wednesday, June 5, 2013

I Has A New Post

Hehehehehe...how's ya'll likes dat title?
I finally has a new post today to shares withs ya'll.
Sorry I has been a way, I knows how much ya'll has 
missed me and my antics and my luverly stories.
Da kerazy Lady has been preparin' her brain fur her
surgicals which will be tomorrow.
Her has had way too much nervous energies to sit still long
enough to type out me a post.
And I has da teevee remote all readies fur myself to drown out
her whinin'.

Well on withs my post nows.
Ya'll knows how I just loves to gets packages in da mail right?
Dis big box camed da udder day and boy howdy did I evers
get excited.
And then we opened it and there was ANUDDER box in da box.
Look at it!
 It be a doctor's bag box!

OMD, how freakin' awesome is dat?
"What da heck you mean it ain't fur me?"

"I thinks I shall cry a river nows."

Unfortuntely da package was not fur me...it was fur da Kerazy Lady.
One of my bestest furiends furever Miss Sasha and her mommy
sent my mum a get well package to her!!!!!!
Like seriously, what da hell...I is da one dat has to put up with hers....
I needs me a package too!
"Look Brudder, it says ENJOY right theres!"

Usually Brudder Albert be too lazy to gets up off da couch from his nap
to do much of anything but he gotted all nosey when he seened da box
dat not come fur me.

Now heres what camed in da box.

Allkinds of good stuffs.
Dst black thing is poppy corns and I do loves me some poppycorns.
(Is you listenin' mum?)
And there was a cute little book with devotions, green tea, candies, COOKIES, 
and a smiley ball.
My Girl was eyeing da candies but I telled hers if her not share withs me her toofers 
would rot...but if her DID share her toofers wouldn't.
Her not buy it though.

Albert again.
Dude just couldn't stay away from da stuffs.

Nows here be a few little out takes.
 Here I is sniffin' out da goods.

 And of course, me tryin' to open da cookies.
(Sorry I broked some mum)

See, if I had cookies I prolly wouldn't be so boney.
(Dang I hope I not falls off dis chair)

So dat was da story of a package dat was not fur me.
But my mum thoroughly enjoyed gettin' mail...her thinks he be all specials now.

Sasha and Mommy, my mum thanks ya'll from da bottom of her heart fur thinkin'
of hers and her HELLbow surgicals. I even thinks her shed a little tear. 
You knows how emotional hoomans can be.

Well dis is a wrap nows, I must go chase da squirrels now and mum has pre-op today.
Oh, lemme tells ya'll what da surgical entails...it's gross I think.
They is gonna cut her HELLbow wide open and take da HELLbow tendon 
and then they is gonna anchor it back to da bone...hehehehe.
I think dat just sounds nasty.

Okays I done nows.

Puddles...withs no package

66 comments:

The Furries of Whisppy said...

You mean those cookies weren't for you? There has to be a mistake!
We're sending your Mom's lots and lots of purrs and woofs for a successful surgery.

Molly The Wally said...

LOL Puddles it wasn't for you. Cheek of it! Actually joking aside what a great gift. We have our paws tightly crossed for mum and her hellbow surgeries. Mum you are in our thoughts and prayers. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles that was one fine commentary on your Mum's pressie from Sweet Sasha and her mom. Hey did Chef Sasha bake the cookies?

MOL at you having the teee veees remote set at the highest volume....that was smart.

Give your precious Mom a hug and tell her we will be purring and sending healing hugs all day.

Hugs madi your BFFF

What Remains Now said...

You and Albert are very good assistant package openers. Sending your mom best wishes that her surgery and recovery go super duper smooth. Puddles, we'll miss you while your typist is recovering. It is possible to type with one hand though. Let her know that.

Marg said...

Oh Puddles, we sure do send your Mom our best wishes for the big surgery tomorrow. Tell her, that she will be just fine and it will be over before she knows it and then she can go play some tennis. LOL We are sending purrs from everyone here, and the donkeys have their cute little hooves all crossed so that the Mom will come through surgery with flying colors. Give her a hug for us Puddles.

Ranger said...

So happy to hear from you Puddles. I was wondering what happened to you.
Tell your mom we wish her all the best with her hellbow surgery.
Wags,
Ranger

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

We are sending lots go good vibes to your mom and her hello. That was a wonderful gift Sasha and her mom sent.

easyweimaraner said...

That was the sweetest idea ever. Sasha is the best. All my best wishes to your mom and please give her a hug from me for good luck and a fast recovery.

Amber DaWeenie said...

Wowsers...dere be a lot of stuffs in dat box. Bet you's can sneak some of its and da Mum will never nose. And her don't need da edibles if her is havin da surgicals to cut off her HellBow. Go ahead and get da cookies. Her will never find out unless her smells your breath. Tell her Albert did it.

Seriously (yes, me can be serious)...we'll all be thinkin bout your Mum tomorrow and keeping our paws crossed fur a healthy HellBow.

Declan said...

Hoomans are just sooo unreasonable, and it's always us that suffer huh?! You come over here pal. I got a fridge full of beer, just bring the cheetos.Tell Mum we all wish her well....for your sake. ;-) Deccy x

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

It must be terrible to be such a neglected boney little dog, just a minute, we have the RSPCA on speed-dial for when we don't get our treats on time.
Wishing your Mum lots of luck for tomorrow with pawsitive chi vibes and many hugs from us all. She will feel loads better after the hellbow is repaired.
What a thoughtful gift, so cute and smiley!
See you soon Kerezy Lady :)take care!
Dip Bridge Elliot and Lynne x

Elyse and Riley said...

Haha, funny post all around! (Especially when you said you told your girl that her teeth would rot if she didn't share the candy with you! Which is TRUE, btw!!!!!). :)

Glad your Mum is getting some of the "attention" she so desperately wants...well, apparently she wants attention since she's let this HELLbow saga go on and on and on and on and on... ;)

Now, could you please bring that doctor's kit over here and take care of Riley?? And shhhh, don't tell her vet, but I didn't put her on crate rest--just am not letting her run around like a crazy dog! She's already been taking it easy since she can't physically do to much. Is that bad of me? Yes, that's bad. :(

Oh, and we think you shoulda "accidentally" pushed Brudder Albert off the chair! Bwahaha!

Elyse and Riley

Oh, and YES, please come keep Riley company!!! You two would have a blast!

Elyse and Riley said...

Oh, and PS--you and Riley are probably tied or really close with the amount of vet visits you've had this year...!!

harrispen said...

What a nice pressie for your mom. That box is super cute too. We're sure you will get to share some of those sweet treats. Our paws are crossed for a successful surgery for your mom.

Millie & Walter

Lovable Lily said...

What a cute package (even tho it wasn't for you Puddles.)

Just think of it this way, it's your turn to play the Doctor. We give you permission to take Mom's temperature (the same way they do at the Vet's) and you can poke and prod her too. It's called pay back!

Good luck tomorrow with the surgery. We'll be praying for her.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

stellaroselong said...

Weze been looking on here for you puddles and we were worried you were locked in some Mexican jail for disobeying their rules....we just weren't sure.
we hopes your momma does real well for her surgery and that you nurse her back to health...DO NOT SIT ON THE ELBOW!!!
Maggie is sending you a special BFF hug, hers feeling better now, we just trying to put a little weight on her, and Angus is a big pain in my @$* if you know what I mean!!
Hugs from all of us!
stella rose, mags and gussie

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD OMD that is a super pressie fur your MUM... BUTT we think it should be like when WE get pressies..
You know what I mean... When WE get a pressie... the WIMMEN take over and get all stingy with handing out the treats, RIGHT?
Well since this is fur your MUM... YOU take it over.. YOU (PUDDLES) take charge of the stuffs and hand them out to "HER" when YOU want to.
OR when you DON'T want HER to have somethingy from the BOX... you just give HER the Stink EYE and a Wag of your Tail... and keep all the thingys fur YOURSELF. WE KNOW that is what the Wimmen do with OUR stuffs.
Ernie and I are sending your Mum our bestest VIBES and have our Paws Crossed fur her HellBow surgicals.

jen said...

That is sch and adorable present!

We are sending your mom big Newfie hugs for her surgery tomrrow and hope that she has a very speedy recovery!

You take good care of her Puddles!

Casey said...

What do you mean it's not for you?? That popcorn was OBVIOUSLY intended for a dog. It even says "too pooped" right on the bag!

We'll keep our paws crossed that the surgicals go well.

Agnes B. Bullock said...

Good luck tomorrow! Will be keeping you in my prayers!

Sam and Pippen said...

Good luck to your mom tomorrow and good luck to you all the days after while she recovers! We know you'll be run off your feet looking after her and your girl!

Sam and Pippen

PeeS. Someone wants to say hi to you at our bloggie today!

Grady and Leonardo said...

Ms. P,
You must get your nursey uniforms out of the moth balls and get ready to take the bestest care of your momma that you can. You can pops her some poppycorns, bring her cookie pieces (and a beer on the side) and give her lots of puddles snuggles to get her better soon.

Let us know if we need to fly down and offer some BIG Newfie assistance.

Love
Leo and Grady ( Momma too )

Corbin said...

I'm so proud of your momma!
-Corbin

Idaho PugRanch said...

What a wonderful pressie package for your Mum. We will be thinking about her tomorrow and sending good good good vibrations ( sorry got the Beach Boys going there)
hugs
Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Bobbi and Gracie said...

Oh, your poor Mum!! We will be saying prayers for her!! What a nice gift from wonderful friends :-)

Raelyn said...

Puddles....
Yes, I love that post title!! And I love you!! Your odd sense of humor makes my day!! Every. Single. Freakin'. Time!! ;)
What a clever idea!! Although, I am sorry that it was not for you!! Wait. Where are the chocolates?! That is what I would very desperately need if I were in your Mum's shoes!! What can I say? Chocolate is my addiction!! Hee, hee, hee.... ;-D
--Raelyn and Rose

Jazzi said...

what a cool package for your mom. Yes, we agree that you should get one too for the putting up stuff. I cant believe that your girl didnt buy the story bout the rotting teef. You gotta work with her some more!! bol

wags
Jazzi and Addi

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
PUDDLES! - at least TRY and show some sym..sypp...symmoo..

Have a heart dog!

You'd be whining too; trust me. I knew a mini Pincher who had to have a very similar surgery on his back leg. Daft dog thought he was David Beckham. Anyways, all I'm saying is beware who you poke your nose at.

Go on - you know you're just as worried about the Kerazy one as the rest of us are. Go give her a hug and wish all the very best for procedure tomorrow. Hugs and wags from me. YAM-aunty xxx

The Websters said...

Oh Puddles! I just feel so so so awful for you. I can't imagine the distress you've been under with your mom acting all crazy and stuff. If I had any allowance left after ripping my duvet cover on my dog bed, I'd certainly send you something good.

Who am I kidding...I'd buy myself a bone.

Anyway, I guess tell your mom to feel better soon. I bet you'll have some funny stories to tell from when she's all doped up after the surgery. Don't let her forget to feed you!

Nora

Taryn said...

You can probably sneak a few cookies while your Mom sleeps off the surgery side effects. She'll never know.....

To da Momma...Good Luck and get better quickly!

stellaroselong said...

MOM said NO that we have to keep Angus, I considered putting him in the auction for the pets in Moore Okla but MOM looked really really mad at me when i said that, i told her we'd probably make a little money.....i decided to be quiet cos you know how mad she was after you and pip left and then we were grounded for 100 years.
hugs
stella rose

Hound Girl said...

I know its ok go ahead and squeal cause im BACK!!! I managed to keep my baby alive for over 4 months :)

I miss talking with you! Im so sorry to hear you have to have surgery. You can send Puddles to Texas if she annoys you while you recover! Hugs.

GizmoGeodog said...

Missed you Puddles...Momz was just wondering where youze been at...Glad to hear you and Albert iz OKey dokey...Your Momz box is just the thing for sick hoomins...Wishing your mom all the best and sending healing thoughts and prayers her way

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

We will be purring for the surgicals to go well, and for your Mum to get well quick! Try to be patient with her Puddles.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Cookies not for you!! What's going on! Mom better share something
Benny & Lily
Mom is cracking up

Brian said...

We will all be sending our best purrs to your Mom tomorrow! Dang, I really thought that was for Dr. Puddles!

Murphy said...

Not for you? We bet that was disappointing! We will cross our paws for yer mom's surgicals!!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley
Ambassadors of Love

Dolly theDoxie said...

OMD is this another surgery or are you just getting it done? Good luck! Love Dolly

chicamom85 said...

PUDDLES!!!!! I miss you girl, I know you have been busy with your Mom and helping your Girl finish up her school year. I have to say it again "I MISS ME SOME PUDDLES". You know the package was Mommies idea, I would have totally sent you tons of goodies. Mommy said, sometimes, it has to be about the Moms. I don't get it, do you?? Anywooo I know you will be bored for a while cause she will be healing so I was thinking I could pop over and help stir up some fun. I am gonna bring my mini me cause she is still pooing all over and you can help me talk some sense into her. I hope they remember to put your Mommies hellbow back together right. What if her hand is backwards or something?? Then she could whack you coming or going. I hope you checked this doctor out. I am crossing paws for your Mom and she will be fine.

Loveys Sasha

I will say a prayer for you and I hope it goes fast

Anne

Inger said...

Hey Puddles, thanks for the update on your mom. I once had an ulnar nerve transplant and part of my elbow sawed off (or something) to take away a pain I had had since I broke it some 40 years earlier. Let you mom know it worked great! And I'm sending her the best wishes for her surgery, I'm sure she will be sooo happy once it's over. All that pain she's had is no fun.

So Puddles, now you be a good girl and look after your family while your mom is recuperating, OK.

scotsmad said...

Sounds like your mum is in for lots of physio when she's out! We think stroking dogs could be a good exercise to get the Hellbow corrected after surgery.

Paws Crossed. (Maybe you can talk your girl into popping that corn while your Mum's in hospital....just an idea.)

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella &Roxy

Mitch and Molly said...

Your mom can't possible eat all of those goodies before tomorrow, Puddles! We think you need to help yourself and spare her havin' to reach for anything and cause pain to herself!
Our paws are crossed for your mom!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Nola said...

Aw, that was so sweet of Sasha!
Nola

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Sasha and her mom were so very sweet to send that package that was not for you - wait, that doesn't sound right. We sure hope you got to taste those cookies.

Your mom's surgicals sound very scary. We will cross all our paws and MOm will add some of her special prayers for things to go well.

And btw, we are very much appreciative of you and Mom taking the time to visit us today - we know it can't be very easy for your Mom to type.

Take care.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We hate that your mom has to have Hellbow surgery. Doesn't sound like fun.

What a nice surprise box of prezzies. Very original.

Ruby said...

OMD! What a FABulous pressie for your Moms Puddles!!! Wowsa! Almost worth gettin' the surgicals!! (okays, maybe not....that sounds GROSS!!!! EWWWWE!!)
Okays, now I would have snatched those cookies right off the tables and ate them befores Moms knew what happened! Ya know, I hears they go PURFECT with Bud Light! Yups, that's what Goose said...and, we gotta gets you some meats on your bones...you can have some of my fats ~ Ma says I still have a couple pounds I need to gets rid of....pffft!
Wells, I know your Moms is probally not gonna read this til her PAWSOME pain killers wear off, so djieikllsjielklkdiii83ek,!
heheheheheheeee (thought I would make her thinks her meds were too strong!! BOL!!!)
Okays, seriously, I hopes your Mom is feelin' better REAL SOON!! and will be ables to pick you up agains soon! Now, don't forgets that teevee remotes, it is essential in drownin' out the Moms whinin' and moanin'. I also finds that barkin' all the times works too! BOL
Kisses,
Ruby

finnhoward said...

Good luck tomorrow to your Momma. Sorry that none of that package was for you though. What gives???

KB Bear said...

*Nothing* for Puddles D. Rainwater? Maybe your mom is the star in the house now.

The photos are simply fabulous. Your mom knows how to take simple scenes and make them look really cool!

I hope that all goes well tomorrow. We'll be thinking of your mom.

GOOSE said...

Oh Puddles how I have missed missed missed you. Tell that crazy woman of yours that me and my MOM are saying very good and heart felt prayers for her. (I am also praying for you in that you will have to take care of her and all. Maybe I should send you some ear plugs to drowned out the whining). I think the cookies were really for you. Better check the card/letter again for your self to make sure.
Blessings,
Goose

Lorenza said...

I am sure your mom's op will be perfect!
I hope she will be fully recovered soon!
Take good care of her, ok?
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Wyatt said...

Puddles-
Hope your mom's 'Hellbow' gets better soon, so she can open up some of those treat packages and share with you doggies!

Hugs and healing smooches,

Wyatt and Stanzie

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Good luck Puddles Mommy on your Hellbow surgery. Great package!!

{{{huggies}}}..........Mona & Prissy

Clark Thomas said...

Sasha and her mom were so very sugary to send that bundle that was not for you - delay, that doesn't sound right. We certain hope you got to taste those cookies. Challenge coins

Oz theTerrier said...

A package came that was NOT for you, Puddles?!? WTD is going on over there?? It's not like we dogs get a package every time we have to go to the V-E-T (hmmm, there is an idea in there somewhere).

Well, I hopes mom's elbow feels better after they cut it open and sew it back together.
*Cairn cuddles*
Oz

Elyse and Riley said...

Hey Puddles--just stopping by to wish your Mum luck on her HELLbow surgery! Although, she's probably done with it by now or is in surgery as I'm typing this...what can I say, I woke up a little late today!!

Now, as for her recovery...you need to make sure you take care of any and all varmint in the yard--don't want her out there running around trying to catch a groundhog or anything like that.

Also, she'll probably need to put heat on her HELLbow, and that's where you come in--you Doxies are like a little heat pack. Although, maybe you can delegate that to one of the Blobs...

Another thing--when she's lying on the couch moping and snacking her brains out (because she's so miserable and bored), YOU need to help her with some of those snacks! Don't want her getting fat and having to go to the gym 5 times a DAY as soon as she's better. You'll run your extra calories off hunting in the backyard.

Okay, I think that's all the (oh-so helpful) advice we have!!

Elyse and Riley

Kaunis Nelli said...

What are friends for - for giving us gifts :) - okay, really for wishing a speedy recovery!

Lovable Lily said...

To: Puddles Mama

Hope the surgery went well. Just wanted you to know that we're thinking of you!

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

You would have thought that Sasha and her mom would have snuck a little somethin' in that box for you Puddles!!

We wish your mum the very best of recoveries and her HELLbow return to a ELbow real soon!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

Tweedles -- that's me said...

there's gotta be something for Puddles- look at all that good stuff!
Not even a crumb?
love
tweedles

Mollie said...

You mean you got nuffin.. That was sooo nice of Miss Sasha to send Mommy that wonderful package :) xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

Elyse and Riley said...

Did they give your Mum the good drugs after her surgery?? Does she even recognize you and the Blobs?? Oh wait, isn't it your Mum who refuses to take pain meds? Or maybe I've got that wrong...but, I bet she didn't refuse them after this HELLbow surgery!! ;)

Elyse (and Riley)

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Puddles, sorry we're late but we hope your mum's hellbow has been fixed and it isn't tooooo painful. Our mum broke her hellbow once and she cried like a girlie. Hang on, she is a girlie, hehehe. Seriously, hope you are ok and over the worst. No worries, and LOVE, Stella and Rory

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

Hope your mum is feeling better soon!

Cynthia Geremia said...

Poor Puddles, it's not about you - what will you do?! :) Heh, heh...

We hope your mom's surgicals go well, and that she's back serving you very soon!

Reuben said...

Puddles, I wishes your mama many, many lucks on her way to recoveries. And I wishes you many, many beers as you deals with her whinings! I's just kidding... no way she can fuss as much as my mama. People sisters is so irrational sometimes. Not our fault if they gets gingivimitis!

love,
Reuben

Clark Thomas said...

Puddles that was one fine comment on your Mum's pressie from Sweet Sasha and her mother. Hey did cook Sasha bake the cookies?Challenge coins