Puddles VS. Mr. Other Cable Man

My dear luverly furiends I hates to do dis to ya'll but mum is gonna be doin' 

dis heres post bouts my encounter withs Mr. Other Cable Man.

I knows, I knows it will prolly be borin' as hell but I has included some 

glamour shots of my beautiful self if ya'll gets bored. 

And also, whatevers subliminal messages you sees in red, say it out loud as you read.

So it seems Puddles apparently bit Mr. Other Cable Man.

We had quite a few different cable men at our house to fix our cable issues.

For some reason, it takes three different people to paint lines to show where the cable goes.

One man came and was in the back yard with Puddles and Albert.

Puddles approached him for him to rub her belly and after that she never once bothered him.

PUDDLES GOOD DOG

The next day I left the dogs in the back yard because I knew I would only be gone briefly

and for safety reasons I never leave the dogs alone outside...but this time I did infortunately.

When I pulled in the driveway Mr. Other Cable Man came right up to me and asked me if I could put the dogs in the house. I said sure but don't worry they will not bite unless you are a ground hog.

He quickly shot back in his Russian accent..."Oh but it did bite me!"

In the back of my mind I was thinking it was Whitney.

I asked him which dog and he said..."It was the little bitty brown dog...I stuck my foot under the gate and it latched on"

PUDDLES GOOD DOG

 I was beyond shocked and to be honest I really didn't believe him.

It bothered me the rest of the day that Puddles could actually do something like that.

She may be a loon, she may jump on the table, she may give me eat shit looks, she may steal food,

she may despise baths, she may be a tad on the hyper side, she may be bark to hear her on voice,

(you can stop nows mum)

but a vicious dog, NO.

PUDDLES GOOD DOG

If you knew Puddles in real life you would agree that she is an extremely loving dog, she

loves to be around people and children. She even adores being carried around like a baby.

(Mum dats enoughs)

To be honest,  Puddles actually has a wonderful temperament and personality.

(really mum you can stop nows)

However, Mr. Other Cable Man came back the next day to rebury the cable and I have 

never seen Puddles turn like that...every hair n her was sticking straight up and she made sure every tooth was visible along with growling and snarling at this man.

Her reaction was something I have only seen on TV.

PUDDLES GOOD DOG

I have never seen her react like that, not even when she has killed prey.

I was not home when the first encounter occurred so I have no idea if he provoked her or not.

I am completely in awe by the incident I saw with Puddles.

SO that is the jist of what happened and don't worry, the dogs will never be left alone again...EVER!

PUDDLES GOOD DOG

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Well da dude just pissed me off. He shouldn't has been goin stickin' his foot under my gate.

And besides he was wearin' dis goofy hat too...it looked stoopid.

Okays, clap your paws fur mum cuz she done...YAY!!!!!!!

(mum, you can goes away nows)

Nows wasn't dat just a dandy of a story?

Mum says it betters not evers happen again though.

Puddles...GOOD DOG