Hellos my furiends!
Well dis weekend da weather was horrific, it rained like cows and buffalos.
But dog gone it was still a most wonderful and beautiful weekend.
Da bestest one I has had in a long long time!!
Why you ask?
Da STOOPID'S IS GONE!!!!!!!
THEY IS GONE, THEY IS REALLY GONE!!!!!!
Nows fur my new furiends lemme explain da Stoopid's.
They is not good neighbors.
They is not good to their animals...they gets no attention, vet care, and they roam
da streets withs nobuddy looking fur 'em.
Dis here little dog was in our yard withs anudder one...they both hadded to be euthanized
cuz of lack of vet care.
Here be anudder dog dat always liked to eascape when da female was in heat
cuz he was still intact.
I wish I had all da time in da world to tells ya'll how miserable it has been
withs them livin' beside us...how many times da popo has been called and they always would
park in my driveway.
And da "traffic"dat be comin and goin' at all hours of da day. Seriously, I is no idiot...I know what goes on when a car pulls up withs no tag and da passenger be da only one gettin' out...duh.
And not to mention da many times da grandkids threw stuffs over da fence to kill us.
And da times My Girl had to listen to a vast amount of colorful vocabulary words courtesy of them.
Let's not furgets da time da mudder of da kids has cussed out both of my peeps.
Believe me, there be way more stuffs but these just be examples.
So needless to say, I am FREAKIN' happy as all get out nows dat they is gone.
I so happy I wanna dance and swing from da chandeliers and celebrate in style.
I also made mum take some fotos fur me so I could always remember dis special day.
Such a beautiful sight...trunk open to fill up da car withs their shit.
I would has offered to help but it was rainin'.
It's time to celebrate nows...WOOOOOHOOOOOO!