Wednesday, September 11, 2013

from Frankie and Ernie and dis and dat

Wells it be Wednesday...
...why does I feels like dis becomin' a routine?
It cuz mum be thinkin' da world revolves around hers
and dat is SOOOO not da case!

Befores I dive into my post I wanna thanks everybuddy
fur such luverly birfday messages to My Girl.
Ya'll just has no idea how special ya'll made her day...her was just beamin' all day!
WAIT just one more second....
I has to wish PIP a most wonderful HAPPY GOTCHA DAY....
my HERO, my PARTNER in CRIME, my BFF.


HAPPY GOTCHA DAY buddy!

Nows onto my post that I should has done 87 days ago.
You sees, I gotted a pressie in da mail from Frankie and Ernie fur my birfday.
Yes, I knows...my birfday was in July and it be Sept. nows.

Nows don't laugh cuz we had to do our foto session in da baffroom.
Kerazy Lady says da light was betters in theres.
Da package was adressed to ME, Puddles....
NOT Albert!
But he was gettin'' his nose all up in my business and I was like WTF Brudder, dat MY bix!

"Hmmmmm, what does we has heres?"

OMD, theres was so much goodness in dat box I just not even knows wheres to start.

Well, I starts my shovin' my face in da box like da well mannered girl I is.

"Scuze me but I sees beer trays and no beer boys"

Those blue disc things mum thought was frisbees...BWHAHAHAHAHAHA...
OMD, they IS beer trays, duh.

Just looks at ALL dis stuffs just fur me!
 I do loves stuffs!

I even gots me a purty scarf.
I thinks I looks ravishin' in it.
 And...
ERMAGAWD, I gots POOP BAGS...way fun just to plays with 'em than to put my poos in.
I thinks my poops is treasures so why would anybuddy wanna bag 'em up?

YAY! I gots me one of these doxie tube steak cutter things.
I thinks it looks like me.
I hopes mum will lets me use a knife.

I nevers founded da beer.
but....
...I go looks again just in case.

Thank you Frankie and Ernie fur my pressie stuffs.
I LOVES IT ALL!
Mum thanks ya'll too cuz her says it will entertain me fur awhile.

Puddles

38 comments:

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

That tube steak cutter does look like you!

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles girlfriend you made out like a bandit with that present. F&E know exactly what a Lovely Doxie lady likes. BTW you are looking quite lovely in your pictures especially your mannerly lady pose.

Happy birthday again and lots of hugs from your wing woman and bfff
Madi

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Well that was quite the haul...except for the missing beer...what gives with that?

gyeong said...

Hope you are still enjoying your Bday presents.

Amber DaWeenie said...

OMD....JACKPOT!! Well, cept fur maybe dat dere was no beers in dere!

{Can you ships beer through da mail?}

{Maybe da mailman stole da beer??}

GOOSE said...

I think the beer part must of made it's way to my house. But when you come over to help me out with my package from SUGAR we will sip on beer and eat up my KONG treats. Is it a date? I hope so.
Blessings,
Goose

chicamom85 said...

Puddles, girlfriend, I am so glad you didn't get stiffed for your birthday! You got a lot of goodies. I wonder if Frankie kept the beer?? Just sayin... I assume you put Albert in his place. Are you doing ok, no incidents that require benedryl? Does your Mom have one of those signs like in factories that says how many days since Puddles needed medical help. You know like how many days injury free, except it would be how many days benedryl free??? I am having real bad itchies right now and got all shaved down. Its kind of embarrassing but I am not itching as much. Its been 4 days benedryl free over here. Top that!

Loveys Sasha

Molly The Wally said...

That was just the best Puddles. Frankie and Ernie are just the best buddies ever. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

stellaroselong said...

That was so nice of frankie and ernie to do that for your burthday....we loves that beer tray, its such a purty shade of blue. We mailed that envelope a few days ago, hopefully youse will get it soon, gussie has a very very big head now!
stella rose

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Ernie and I are glad that you are Still CELEBRATING PUDDLES SEASON. Your Birfday was Grrrreat when it was a WEEK long Celebration then it Became a MONTH Long and Now the entire SUMMER is YOUR Birfday SEASON.
Well now that you have your own POOP bags you won't have to suffer the indignity of having your mum pick it up with a USED Potato Chip bag ever again.

Mr. Pip said...

Ok, hand me that beer tray (CLUNK) I said hand it to me not throw it.

Now you know what I think this tray is really for ...GIANT cheeseburgers!! Where's the beef!!!!

Your pal, Pip

Marg said...

Oh that was so nice that Frankie Furter and Ernie sent you that wonderful box. You made quite a haul there Puddles. Glad you had so much fun with all of your loot.

jen said...

I can't believe I missed your girls birthday post! I went back and commented and I love all those pictures your Mom took!

And Happy Gotcha Day to Mr.Pip! I love Pip!

And your box full of goodies, Wow! You are just one lucky girl Puddles. Bummer about the beer, but the beer holders were awesome! lol!

Lovable Lily said...

Pip's Gotcha Day - PAWTY in Blogville!!

You got the best prezzies from F&E. Butt we is concerned about the missing beer!!

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Casey said...

What a grreat package! Mail is the best.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Yowzers - that is some box of goodies you got there Puddles my girl. Also noticed a full return to atty tood. Can't believe I am going to say this,,,, but I missed it!!

&*<> Now you keep yourself busy with those items for a wee while and let mum have a few more days of recuperation. We'll wait for you!

Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

harrispen said...

Frankie & Ernie sure know how to pack a great pressie box. That was a lot of cool loot you got. And happy gotcha day to Mr. Pip!

Millie & Walter

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

You'd think the boys would know better than to send you a box with beer and Cheetos! Of course, they might not wanted to have gotten themselves arrested for shipping alcohol across state lines.... But for you, you'd think they'd take the risk! ;-). Regardless, it looks like most awesome pressies of which you are deserving!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Sam said...

Yay Puddles, special stuff for a special girly

Brian said...

That was one fun package, even without the beer!

The Websters said...

Master and Mrs. Master saw one of those doxie tube steak cutters and DID NOT BUY ONE. They are awful people.

I'm so glad that Frankie's mom is so nice and generous. I sure wish her kindness would rub off on my humans.

Nora

Grady and Leonardo said...

Wooot wooot for stuffs in the mail!
Awesome presents.
Leo

Elyse and Riley said...

Well, daggone!! We missed your girl's birthday! Happy Belated Birthday, Puddles' Girl!

That hot dog slicer looks really cool!

Elyse and Riley

Barbara said...

Man, you SCORED!

Have you tested the tube steak cutter yet?

Idaho PugRanch said...

Wowser what a great box of stuffs for you Puddles!! And you know your mom just might have something with the bathroom lighting thing, mom is always complaining there isn't good enough light in living room for pictures.
hugs
Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Ooooh, you got so much stuff!
You are right about the scarf, so chic - you should be strolling down the Champs Elysees in it.
Pfft those brothers, they are harder to get rid of than you would think, BOL!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

houndstooth said...

BOL!!!!! OMD! You got a weiner slicer? I could say so many things, but I'll just try to hold them in! Is this why you don't have a boyfriend? *snicker*

Bunny

Murray's Mouth said...

You DO look very dashing in that scarf!

scotsmad said...

We see tube steaks in your future...that's all the fortune telling we're doin' today.

We're laughin' at the box. A Pet's Med box....cause of all your...um...accidents.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Nola said...

Pawsome toys!
Nola

Murphy said...

Frankie and Ernie are the best!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Pee Ess - You sure there was no beer?

KB Bear said...

Are you sure that your mom didn't take the beer out of the box to drink all by herself? I bet she did. Check her breath.

Taffy said...

Puddles, you is so beautiful! I love the one ear back look. Momma used to ask Twix if she had a date when she had one ear back. That was quite the bday gift from Frankie and Ernie! They are such great furiends!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

its never to late to celebrate-- celebrate every day!

love
tweedles

Ruby said...

WTF????? What is your brudder puttin' his snotty snooter in YOUR box for??!! Wells, I hopes you farted in his face!! That'll teach him...
Okays, now I thinks Frankie is just the BESTEST for sendin' you all that SWAG!!! OMD! just lookie at all that stuffs!! Thou, REALLY...no beers??! Well, since I owes you and your Moms abouts a six pack (or 87), I thinks I gots you covered on that front!! BOL
Get those beer trays ready!!!
Ooooh, we can also use them to serve up some tasty snacks!! Can you say CHEETOS??! (of course you can...who am I kiddin'??!)
Okays, I knows your poops are treasures, and they SHOULD be saved in the poopie bags!! Ma saves mine too!!! thou, she never seems to look too happy abouts it....strange.
Anyhu, I'm headed over to Pips to wish him a FABulous Gotcha day! That dude really knows how to pawty, huh?!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥☺

Mitch and Molly said...

You did hit the jackpot, Puddles! Frankie and Ernie are the BEST!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Ian Thomson said...

What a great parcel to receive all them goodies.

Sheba.

Oz theTerrier said...

Holy Dog Puddles...that is a lot of stuffs! The beer trays are the bestest...too bad they didn't come with any beers. *sigh* Have fun and try to stay out of trouble (BOL).
*cairn cuddles*
Oz