Friday, December 6, 2013

Fridays with Chrissy Part 2

Happy Friday everybuddy.
Welcome to anuddr edition of CHRISSY!

Well, I should say it WAS a Happy Friday UNTIL....
...CHRISSY!!!!!!!


Here her is at da door peekin' in.

Befores I could even gets my head out of my blankie my damn sissy
Whitney done lets her in da house.
I screamed and shouted not to lets her in but sissy tolded me not to
be rude and dat Chrissy was a guest.
A guest my butt.

Then befores I could even gets anudder good scream out
Chrissy done met and befuriended none udders than Mini Puddles.
"Oh hells" I thoughted to myself , "dis not gonna be good".

 Matter of fact, I was down right petrified.
But I did manage to return to my scheduled nap.


A short time laters I woked up to dis...
 Now don't be goin' "Oh how cute they is in da sled."
Uh huh, ya'll just think her is in a sled.
Well you sees them reins?


She hooked me up to da sled!
I woked up likes dis...all hooked up in reins attatched to a sled!

Da Puddles is no sled dog!
I is huntin' dog!

But not to worry, Chrissy now knows I is no sled dog afters I tooked her and
Mini Puddles on da ride of a lifetime...I tooks them allllll overs da yard and we was goin'
BABOMP BABOMP BABOMP BABOMP and then finally..
KERPLUUUUNK...they tipped overs.
OMD I laughed and laughed.

Stay tuned til next Friday

Puddles...not sled dog.

50 comments:

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Brrwwaahhhahaha - you turned the tables (errrrr sled) on them Puddles!!! I can see this is going to be quite a ride as we head into the season.

Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

YourSpecialDog said...

hahahahah that was so hilarious story poor you :P

Welcome to join my blog

gyeong said...

You're gonna have to sleep with one eye open while Chrissy is around.

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

You show that Chrissy who is da boss puddles...the cheek of it trying to use you as beast of burden to pull a sleigh...you be no beast...you is a beauty!

houndstooth said...

Um, Puddles, you know that she is one of Santa's spies, right? I'm pretty sure Noelle told him all about Flattery eating the tree this week... *sigh*

Bunny

Marg said...

Our Person is laughing out loud. Good job taking those two for a wild ride. Bet that was fun when they both got dumped. That Chrissy apprears to be a nuisance. Take care.

Molly The Wally said...

OMD Puddles she is snorting with laughter. That'll teach em we say. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

What Remains Now said...

No naps while Chrissy is in the house. Who know what you may wake up to.

Mr. Pip said...

Bawhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaahahaha ...would you mind giving me a ride in that slay? I am out of beer and need a lift to the store.

Bahwhhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

Your pal, Angel Pip

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Now SEE... I have always been sorta concerned about these Mini US.. I have worried that some day THEY would stop being all Cute and Sweet and stuffs.. and rise up and start giving US TROUBLE.. It looks like Chrissy and Mini Puddles have done JUST THAT.
OMD OMD they did to YOU what the GRINCH did to ME. THIS is TERRIBLE... they forced you to pull them around like you are a Jack Ass.
WRONG ... THIS IS ALL WRONG.
It is a good thingy that you DUMPED them after the wild hackle raising ride.
You are gonna have to sleep with one eyeball open now... and I fear that the REST of us will also. THIS is JUST the Beginning of the Mini REINS of Terror.

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

That Chrissy scares us!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

stellaroselong said...

We thinks you had better sleep with one eye open from now one, and talk to those sibs about letting her in the house. She has such a bright happy face, but so do most serial killers. Be watchful my friend.
stella rose, maggie and gussie

Oz theTerrier said...

OMD Puddles! That Chrissy is nothing but trouble! I am so glad you gave her "what for" while pulling the sled. That should teach her NOT to mess with you.
*Cairn cuddles*
Oz

Susie and Sidebite said...

Way to go Puddles, take care of that mean Chrissy!

The Mad Scots

harrispen said...

We wish there was a video of you dragging Chrissy and Mini Puddles around the yard. We get they went flying!

Millie & Walter

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh deary me....It be time to think seriously about da.........destuffing sequence.

easyweimaraner said...

hahahah maybe they tipped over because you had no red nose?

The Websters said...

Ahem.

1. You posted a lot this week and it makes some of us look bad.

2. Are you saying there's something wrong with sled dogs?

3. I'll come and pull Chrissy far far far away from you if you like. We can take her back to the north pole where she belongs.

Nora

Inger said...

Puddles, I hope you come back before Friday cause you make my day whenever you show up. Samson Says: Puddles, you would love it here, lots of hunting, lots of mice to catch. Snakes and lizards too when it's summer. Gracie, I'm just saying, this is not an invitation.

Ranger said...

Puddles…. you should be riding in the sled… not pulling it.
Wags,
Ranger

Sam and Pippen said...

Does this mean you won't be getting any Christmas presents?

Sam and Pippen

Madi and Mom said...

Top of the morning to you Puddles.
Where can I buy a Chrissy of my very own? OMDs Chrissy, the Elf on the Shelf and Mini Puddles were about to get the best of you until you took them on that wild ride. Evidently they had not heard about you Driving Angel Pip all over creation earlier this year.
WTG Puddles my friend
Hugs madi your bfff

The Furries of Whisppy said...

That must have been a sled ride of a lifetime. Hahahaha!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Ok, that little thing scares me
Lily

Taryn said...

LOL! Oh, Puddles, you showed 'em!

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

The cheek of it, making you into a sled dog, pffft. Don't they know Divas don't work.
That Chrissy gets creepier every time we see her - hope she isn't corrupting poor mini Puddles.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Idaho PugRanch said...

OMD OMD OMD!! Wish we could have seen that wild ride! BWaa ahaa ahhaaa. Serves that creepy Chrissy right!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Ruby said...

WTF???? Ya know, I can come overs and 'take care of' Chrissy if you wants....
It's just not right. Not right at all!
I don't thinks Mini Puddles is right in the head pal'n around with the likes of HER!! Doesn't Mini Puddles know that she's a SNITCH??!
Not right....just not right
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
pees: come on overs for some margaritas..they always make thingies right!! BOL

Lady Vicki said...

Oh Puddles that was so funny, i needed a good laugh after my flying yesterday.

I can come and help Ruby if needed, hehehe

scotsmad said...

Puddles....we warned you about that Elf. Now, Santa Paws is going to hear a whopper of a story...and you ain't coming out of it lookin' good.

Boy, we hope you get some stuff for Christmas. Those Elves are worse than the police, girl!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Nola said...

BOL! Poor you!
Nola

chicamom85 said...

Puddles, of course you are not a sled dog, the horror of that!! I wish I could have seen you take them for a ride. I fear that this creepy elf has put a spell on your mini me. I hope it doesn't put a spell on Albert next, cause you might be in real trouble then. Be careful and try burying that thing when nobody is looking. I have a joke on my page for you today.

Loveys Sasha

Murphy said...

Puddles, you need to put her in her place!!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Puddles, a sled dog??????? You don't even have any snow!!!! How did you learn to pull that sled, Puddles? Even we haven't had a chance to do that. We are so very jealous.

Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

Linda said...

That was hilarious!
Thank goodness Chrissy doesn't know where I live.
xo Cinnamon

Taffy said...

OMD! Doesn't that Chrissy know how easy it is to hurt your back. You should NEVER be doing anything resembling work! When no one is looking you grab that freaky elf and shake her til she snaps!

KB Bear said...

She thinks you're a Sibe! Maybe the "kerplunk" knocked some sense into her head!

Mitch and Molly said...

Chrissy and mini-Puddles do look like they're getting pretty tight there, Puddles. Uh Oh!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Elyse and Riley said...

Haha, now that was an unexpected turn of events! We had written Mini Puddles off as being elf-washed (similar to brainwashed), but did not expect the Evil Elf to drag you into the mix. Thank dog you showed the Evil Elf and her Minion Mini-Pudds that you will not be part of her pre-Christmas insanity! Next time you may need to launch them over the fence. Too bad Chrissy seems to get around...her creepy face in the window of your door sent shivers down our spines!!

Elyse and Hunt

Declan said...

Well without wishing to lower the tone mate, have you considered weeing on them? Deccy x

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Miss Puddles. Sheesh, that Chrissy is a cheeky little rascal. We laughed when we read about her little ride in the sleigh! You'll have to sleep with one eye open from now on. Ya never know, she might try to get your beer and cheetos (dog forbid!) No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

You gibbed them a thrill ride, you did, BOL! See if'n they efur confuzzle you with a working dog again. Now go finish your beauty nap.

Peggy Frezon said...

You sure know how to have fun!

Wyatt said...

Chrissy's eyes are so big...is she medicated? Anyway Puddles, you are a savvy, street smart dog, to keep your eye on strangers in YOUR house.
I think she got the hint, with your wild ride. Send that doll packing!

Wyatt

Katie http://myminipetpig.com/ said...

This is hilarious! And thank you for the ideas for our Alfio :-)

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Puddles! We can't believe you are being made to work! What the heck is up with that??!!

We hope your Mom feels better soon. We swear that our Meowm has already coughed up a lung!

Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

AAaaa Puddles, you sure showed em' you are no sled dog! Hope their heads are okays!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

PeeS: great Post!!

Raelyn said...

Puddles....
That story!! Crack. Me. Up!! ;op
--Raelyn and Rose

Sweet William The Scot said...

Puddles someone has got to keep a tight rein on you. Puddles you got bloodshot eyes. How much has you been drinkin!
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

Pippa Sheltie said...

Puddles,
Ahahahaha, you always get the upper hand anyway! Ooh, that Chrissy looks a sneaky one, I hope she doesn't get up to anything as awful as that! Is Mini Puddles alright? Looked like she was brain washed or something!
Pippa :)