Friday, December 13, 2013

Fridays with Chrissy Part3

Hellos boys and girls!
I gotted so many comments bouts me havin' to sleep
withs one eye open cuz of Chrissy.
You knows, cuz her is evil and a little possessed.
Does ya'll has ANY idea hows hard it is to sleeps withs one eyeball open?
It is very much difficult.
And I is no good at it.
So what does a good dog such as myself do when a nap is needed?



TA DA!!!!!!
Yes, yes I did lock hers up in da Puddles crate.

" SOMEONE HELP ME...SAVE ME!!!!!!"

"Shut up Chrissy!"

******
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Also, please send healin' vibes to WHN
cuz her be in da hospital withs a sick
bowel thingy and may has to has surgicals
to fix it.

Puddles...nappin'

45 comments:

chicamom85 said...

Puddles as always you are a genius problem solver! I bet it would be hard to sleep with one eyeball open. At your house Albert would be trying to lick it all the time. I hope you can get your beauty sleep now. Chrissy is evil but she is no match for "Puddles"! I hope your Mommies butt ache feels better.

Loveys Sasha

Madi and Mom said...

CHRISSY ELF ON THE SHELF IS NOW CHRISSY ELF IN JAIL CELL!!!
OMDs. WTG PUDDLES I AM SO PROUD OF YOU. AS MY GRANDPA USED TO SAY 'THAT WILL LEARN HER DERN HER'!!!
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
PS I THINK SHE NEEDS A SPECIAL JAIL CELL ELFIE SUIT

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Very smart, Puddles! Though we have an uneasy feeling that Chrissy will somehow be able to open that crate door with her *evil* hands......you might want to consider adding a lock, eh Puddles?

What Remains Now said...

A great use for that crate, Puddles. Hope it works. Chrissy is pretty clever.

Molly The Wally said...

We needed a laugh Puddles. Can't wait for Prison Break. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

Ranger said...

Good job puddle (lockin up Chrissy).

We'll some prayers up for WHN.

Wags,
Ranger

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

PUDDLES you are a genius !! That is so much better than Poking a teefs pick in your eyeball to keep it open... or using DUCK TAPE.
WE think she is a Furst Cussin to SnowFreaks. Evil Vile Vicious and VERY Dangerous. Jail is the Perfect place fur her.
We hope she doesn't Booby Trap your bedroom while she is in there.
We heard that Whats Her Name has the Poopie Sickies and we hope she is well SOON. Sending our POTP fur her.

Taryn said...

You had best add an extra lock to the crate. That Chrissy has some long arms to reach the latch with.

houndstooth said...

Tee hee! I don't know if you follow our Facebook fan page, but our elf put on a bite sleeve and challenged Morgan! Flattery is liking the idea of putting the elf in a crate. If she gets out, though, she'll have a lot more to tell Santa...


Bunny

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Now that you have Chrissy in the crate, have you considered moving the crate a basement/garage/crawl space? You know, for extra security... Good work on the card count. Our humans actually received 2 cards addressed to them - which is two more than we expected them to get! Heehee!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

clever thinking.....you are brilliant puddles - they will teach her!

harrispen said...

What a great idea to lock up Chrissy to keep you safe.

We had not heard about WHN's problems and are crossing our paws real tight that she gets better soon.

Millie & Walter

gyeong said...

I hope Chrissy doesn't have thumbs. I'd keep one eye open to make sure Mini-Puddles doesn't break her out.

The Websters said...

You are such a genius!

Nora

Casey said...

Yeesh, I'm glad none of Santa's spies have showed up at MY house! You look like you've got a handle on yours.

Inger said...

Do you want to know a doggie secret? You have to be a German shepherd dog in order to be able to sleep with one eye open. Our Angel, who has now gone over the Bridge, did this All the Time! So, just lock her up and get on with you naps.

BTW, I think I saw someone who looked a lot like Chrissy somewhere else on the web. Is she roaming around? Hope not, she'd disturb my sleep too.

Barbara said...

Yew is so smart. I gots yer hansome card yesterday! I hung it in a promnant place! Owr cards is going out soon!

Peggy Frezon said...

That looks like a great place for her!

easyweimaraner said...

that was super smart woohoo! Please keep an eye on eventual visitors, when they bring a cake with a file inside

Two French Bulldogs said...

DO NOT open that cell
Lily

Marg said...

Oh Puddles, you are just so smart. Good job getting that Chrissy in her place. Thanks for your great card Puddles. That Person of ours just needs to get her act together. Take care and stay warm.

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Best place for the evil little monster!
You can get some sleep now in time for the Christmas drinking binge.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Ruby said...

Brilliant!!! Nows all you need is to throw a blanket overs the crate so she can see what your doin' and rat you out! Just tell her your givin' her her privacy...she doesn't look like the brightest bulb on the tree...she'll buy it!!
Then we can get on with practicin' our NYE bartendin' skills!! We don't want that little tattle tale tellin' Santa Paws abouts our drunken debaclery!! Not that there would be anythings to TELL, of course.....
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Madi and Mom said...

PUDDLES AND STAFF THANK YOU FOR THE LOVELY COMMENT YOU LEFT US.
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

Brian said...

Y'all keep warm this weekend, the brrrrr is humbugging!

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Miss Puddles. Dog oh dog. Grreat idea to put Chrissy in your crate. Did ya tease her by drinking beer and eating cheetos outside the crate? NO worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Susie and Sidebite said...

Good for you, now through that key far away!

The Mad Scots

Pees; Bites whats to know if you saw the latest Police Post, cause it really applies to you.

scotsmad said...

Good idea about the elf....but now it has to be a prisoner until AFTER Christmas....'cause you know the crap...we mean, stories, that'll go to Santa!!!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Oz theTerrier said...

PUDDLES!!!! You put Chrissy in the crate?!? That is the pawesomest thing ever! You rock, sister. And look at that stupid Chrissy...all smiles being locked up in crate jail. What is she on anyway? BOL
*high paws*
Oz

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Putting Chrissy in that crate was a perfect idea!
I am sending some healing wishes to your friend to get better.
love
tweedles

KB Bear said...

You are a flipping genius, Puddles! Perfect!

Wyatt said...

That is the perfect place for that crazy doll, just sayin'

Wyatt

Elyse and Riley said...

Wow, what a great idea for the Satanic Elf! Being behind bars actually suits her a little toooo well...maybe an orange jumpsuit would make her really sit down and think long and hard about all of the poor children, pets, and adults she gives nightmares to on a daily basis? I think black and white horizontal stripes are in this season! ;)

Elyse and Riley (who is very relieved that we have no Evil Elf to bother her!).

Sam said...

Don't worry Puddles, Owen and I regularly kill stuffies. We'll take care of Chrissy. If you know what I mean.

Mitch and Molly said...

Excellent plan, Puddles! You sleep in the bed and Chrissy stays locked up in the crate FOREVER!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
HAH! That'll keep the spooky elf under wraps so's you can get some decent kip. Brilliant. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Murphy said...

BOL- you better just keep Krissy under lock and key!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Alien said...

You go, Minx.

Lock that freaky elf up!

Yours,

Taffy said...

So, is Chrissy crate trained? You better hope she doesn't pee in there!

ANGEL ABBY said...

Puddles pawsome use of the crate!
We think you are gonna won the card wars!

Mr. Pip said...

Will Miss Chrissy be joining our girls night out on New Years Eve or will she be spending it with the cute, I mean evil snow freaks over at Frankie!

Ruby

Mr. Pip said...

Note to self ...snow freaks and elves are bad ...dogs driving cars and crashing into things is good.

Ruby

Katie http://myminipetpig.com/ said...

That's an excellent idea to look up Chrissy! We hope she doesn't escape...

Mollie said...

Oh youz iz too smart, nice job'z Pud'z.. wez been awol az load'z of shite been happning'z over here.. that Chrizzy iz super scarie'z xxooxxx

Mollie and Alfie

Pippa Sheltie said...

Puddles, what a clever thing you are! You put her in jail - where she belongs! I am very proud of you, now you can sleep with both eyes shut with no worries!
Hope WHN is ok, that bowel thingie doesn't sound great. Friday the 13th, oooh.
Pippa :)