Furiends and stalkers, today is a BIG, SKEERY day fur me.
Remember last year when I haded 2 reactions
in one day to my yearly shots and all da swellin' messed up my hairs?
Well, I is gonna do it all again today!
I is goin' in to has my shots.
(cuz I lucky likes dat)
I KNNNOWS ya'll is all wonderin' why in da hell I is havin' shots
when I be so allergic to them. Well, my good ol' Dr. Vet says
my allergies outweigh da fact dat I is a hunter and I dead critters and I gets into all
sorts of things and I is out and about to places...
...it would be betters fur me to has shots then NOT to has any.
...it would be betters fur me to has shots then NOT to has any.
But don't be goin' and gettin' your furs in a wad, I has had my precautionary drugs
...87 mg of Benadryl...so I is good to go.
...87 mg of Benadryl...so I is good to go.
Dr. Vet also wants me to camp out at his clinic
so da staff can watch me to sees if I has a reaction admires my beauty.
Now my mum has taken it upon herself to write da staff a letter
while I is in their care.
Rules for Puddles:
1. Do not let her have access to phones, computers, or copiers2. Do not look into her eyes, she can easily manipulate the devil with them.
3. Do not let her outside to use the bathroom or walk without at least 3 supervisors.
4. If she offers you anything to drink, do not accept, especially the kool-aid
5. I am also sending earplugs to each staff member because she likes to talk... A LOT. She loves to tell stories. And she can carry on a conversation with herself.
6. If you receive any phone calls from the FBI, CIA, Secret Service, Homeland Security...I have never seen this dog in my life.
7. Do not let her talk you into letting her drive you around. I know you have mud outback at the clinic and she has always wanted to go "Mudding". No matter what she says, she is a terrible driver.
8. Keep all sharp objects away from her. That also includes flammables.
9.Most importantly, take care of this little girl. She may be a handful but she is our family and we love her.
CHRISTMAS CARD COUNT
Puddles
8. Keep all sharp objects away from her. That also includes flammables.
9.Most importantly, take care of this little girl. She may be a handful but she is our family and we love her.
GREAT! now I is gonna has no fun while I is theres..HMMMP!
Nows, if anything happens to me I loves you all!
Just kiddin', ain't nuttin' gonna happens...well, I hope not but who really knows withs me.
Nows I is off to da vet.
CHRISTMAS CARD COUNT
PUDDLES: paper cards- 60
email cards-9
HUMANS: 1
(and I'll be explainin' dat laters...thanks Ruby's MA...NOT!)
(hey mum, can I drives to da vet's?)
46 comments:
Good luck with your sleepover. I'm sure there is some mischief not included on that list.
Kisses,
Dexter
Haha good rules , thank you for teeling us
MOL MOL MOL MOL MOL WE HAVE FALLEN ON THE FLOOR LIKE YOUR GIRL AND WE CANNOT GET UP. OH PUDDLES GIRL YOU ARE IN SO MUCH HOT WATER YOUR MOM KNOWS YOU TOO WELL AND NOW SO DOES YOUR VET. YOU'LL BE LUCKY IF ANYONE EVEN DARES TO PASS BY YOUR KENNEL.
SWEETIE PIE WE HOPE IT GOES WELL AND QUICK TODAY AND WANT AN UPDATE ASAP
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
ps ADD ONE MORE THING TO THE LIST
TELL THEM YOU ARE
THE RIGHT HAND GIRL TO THE MAYOR OF BLOGVILLE AND IF THEY DON'T TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU WE'LL HUNT THEM DOWN.
We are sure you will charm the vet into making you their number one priority.......they had better take care of you or the wrath of blogville will ascend on them :)
We Beaglebratz keep hearin'the werdz - rooteen shotz; guess they haz not herd of the Puddles - ain't nuthin rooteen 'boutz the Puddles.
Our mom sez since her birthday wuz erlier in D-sember then she iz gonna count any birthday cardz tue - shure, she can b d-luzional if she wantz BUTT WE know the truth.
Shiloh'n Diva Shasta.
Good Luck at the dogtor - soundz like your mom wantz tue take all the fun out of it. We here will b thinkin'boutz u with NO RE-AKSHUN.
I bet you will enjoy all that extra attention at the vet. Today must be go to the vet day. Parker is going to the vet today to have a tooth extracted.
Puddles we have all our paws and fingers crossed for you. See you back home hunter pal. Make sure you make the staff feed you lots of treats and give you lots of pets. Go on unleash the diva in you furend. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly
UhOh...Me expects to hear some rumblin all da way here to da Sunshine State. Puddles out of familiar territory equals disASSter!
Oh, me furgets..da vet IS familiar territory to you. Scratch dis comment!
Oh Puddles, the donkeys are crossing their hooves really hard for you so that you will be just fine. And even with all those rules, we know you will figure out something to have some fun. Lots of good luck to you Puddles. We are sending lots of purrs too. Take care.
I am sending you all good and great prayers Puddles my friend that all goes well. And yes sleeping in MOM's bed, it really is mine butt I let her think it'hers. If you were in my house you could see for yourself. I'd even let you choose what side you want. MOM always lets me pick where I want to sleep. Then she gets whats left over.
Blessings,
Goose
Hari Om
OMD not the needle...eeeeewwwwwww. I giggled heaps at mum's list of dos and don'ts for the vet. Not much room for movement there - though I am sure you'll come up with something!! Keeping it all crossed for you Puddles my dear. Heaps of love, hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Take care Puddles. I'll send up paw prayer for you so dat you recover from dos nasty shots soon.
Wags,
Ranger
Good luck with the shots!
I do titers on my guys so I don't inoculate them any more often than I absolutely must.
Oh our mom had tears in hers eyes when hers seen that picture of you and your girl. THEN hers started laughing when she read the list your momma left for the staff. Wesa sure hopes they are really smart and follows each and every rule. Now wesa also wondering if you told them about evil Chrissy cos we are a worrying that she might try to break out Puddles while she is under the influence of her shots and reak havoc all around the town. Of course evil chrissy would blame it all on our puddles. Maybe you had better call them to be on the lookout.
stella rose
Puddles my girl and BFF, I am crossing paws for you. I am crossing them so hard that my nuckles are about to burst and ooops I farted, sorry. Hang in there, I know you will be fine and the staff will never be the same. Please, Please, Please look around and make sure none of the staff looks like Chrissy!! I don't want to think what she would have planned for, it makes me shudder and ooops I farted, sorry. Be brave and I will be thinking of you. When you do get home have a couple beers and relax, you deserve it.
Loveys your BFF Sasha
P.s. Mommy said a prayer for you(and the staff)
TO the PEEPS at the DAWGTOR's OFFICE.
BEWARE... PUDDLES is in the Building.
Gird your Loins.
Puddles can take care of herself... butt BE IT KNOWN... she has 87,000 FURENDS and STALKERS who WILL come to her rescue with Pee and Poop Shooter FILLED to CAPACITY... and READY to FIRE!
You had BETTER take GOOD care of PUDDLES. Just Sayin
PeeS... She can EXPRESS her feeling Quite well.
Now SOME of those thingys that her Mum said... MIGHT be slighty True... butt you Really have NO IDEA what the REAL PUDDLES can do and HAS DONE.
Crap. We've already drunk the Kool-aid. Good thing we're not in charge of you! I'm sure with a little help from an attorney, you'll be able to find massive loop-holes in that list that you will be able to shamelessly exploit! ;-)
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
Funny!
Did I say I love your face to you???
Not?
Then, I LOVE YOUR PRETTY FACE!
We're baaaaaaaaaaaaak - by the way, hope u got our card - there iza little boy elf just hangin'round on it an'we wuz hopin'that just may-b he cood b a DISTRACSHUN tue git Chrissy away frum the Puddles mansion. Just an idea.
Shiloh'n Diva Shasta
Don't worry, there's still LOTS of stuff you can get into even if the vet follows everything on that list! Good luck, and have fun at your sleepover.
We'll be waiting for you when you get back! Be careful and no sliding around on the floors or tables, and no barking at the other pups!
Hope yous be home soon... and its actually a good idea to camp out at the vets.. so the Mr Vet can keeps an eyes on yous.
Rules.. urmm.. who follows rules anyways when Puddles is around.. rite?
*HUGS* and kissys... hopes u no hv no bad reactions this time.
Puddles, Samson and I will be thinking of you today and hope that all goes well. One good thing, there's no Chrissy at the Vets.
Samson Says: When you get better, go to my post of today, Friday 12/20. I have something for you there. Or maybe your mommy could go, but NO, she like Chrissy, doesn't she, so she better not go. Don't tell her, just come by when you feel better. Sincerely, Your Samson.
Oh Puddles, take care it will pass quickly and you will soon be home. Mum and I are both thinking of you. I do think it is a bit unfair all those rules though. Sleep well and keep safe.
Lady Vicki xxooxx
Aww, love the picture of you and your girl. Your mum just sucks the fun out of everything writing those lists, pfffttt.
Hope everything is okay at the vets this time. Bridge went to the vet for a check up today and was very glad to get back home.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
OMD! You aren't going to have ANY fun! On second thought, it IS very CLOSE to Santa Paws time, so maybe some ENFORCED niceness might work in your favour.
Keep everyone at the Vets on guard.
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Oh my dawg Puddles. They expect you not to be naughty after going through the torture chamber!
Lily
We are sending our of our best purrs your way dear Puddles.
Oh dear, that sounds extremely boring (especially with all those unfair instructions the Kerazy Lady sent with you!). Hope you're not swollen up like a balloon animal right now! ;)
Elyse and Riley
P.S.--We think Mr. Vet Man keeps his car keys in his desk drawer...just sayin'.
(Oh, and we love that this post started out with "Furiends and Stalkers!").
Update please...how are you? Are they letting you work while you there?
I think you'd be a really good receptionist.
Nora
OMD, hope it goes better this year!
Oh Barharhar, mo's letter nailed it! But wait she did not say no beer and cheetos! Oh Crap, PAWTY PUDDLES
The Mad Scots
Hope you did well! I have to get some shots next year (yuck! I have to get Benadryl, too), but after that I'm all done except for 3yr rabies.
Nola
Well, we are late as usual, seems like we can't get the Momster on the stick at all lately. We hope the visit went well. Any chance for an update?
Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
I came to see if your feelin okay
love
tweedles
Good lucks! I hopes you have better luck than we did at the vet today!
Mason
I sure hope that by now you are at home and feeling okay! Or maybe Chrissy and Mini Puddles will come and break you out of the hoosegow and take you joy riding while you're all hopped up on legal drugs!
Bunny
Hope it all went ok today, Puddles
hugs
Bailey, Hazel & Greta
We hope all goes well for you and there is no reaction this time, Puddles!
Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
Puddles....
Happy Solstice!! ;)
I hope that you do not experience any allergic reactions this time around!! Last year could have been a fluke!! I am a huge believer in those!! ;)
I love, love, love your Mum's letter!! ;op
--Raelyn and Rose
Miss Puddles we have our paws crossed that all went well at the vets today. We love the pictures of you and your girl.
Millie & Walter
Awwwww Puddles.... that picture of you and your girl just about made me cry... then the next one did!
And the rules ... well they made me laugh! So here I am laughing and crying all at the same time!
We're saying prayers for you!
Love the rules! BOL
I hope all things went well at the vet, Puddles. The rules are so funny, thanks for the laugh today!
Laughing my head off. Someone knows you very well, Puddles. Drats!
Good luck Puddles...and good luck to the staff at the clinic too!
See you at the NYE Bash, bring your appetite we are cooking up a storm!
Wyatt and Stanzie
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