Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Update

Hellos there my luverlies, I is heres to bring you an update
in my ripped leg saga...lucky fur ya'll I has no fotos.
(only cuz mum gets da hibbiejibbies lookin' at my wound)
 
Well, I is gettin' all betters afters my leg gotted mutilated then gots
an infection, then I throws up all my meds and foodables.
then on anudder I decided to throws me up some bile.
I is good nows.
So much dat I has even jumped on da couch (mum bouts beat da tar out
of me), I has been wantin' to go back on my walks, and has
even tried to play "I Dead You" withs brudder Albert.
I still has a hole in my leg and it has gotten a tad bigger but
it ain't no big deal cuz I is gonna live anyways.
 
Nows everybuddies question is how da hell do I do dis...
my hoomans think I done it on some rolled up
fence dat was stored underneath our porch.
But dats just not da case...I was fightin' off a big ass coyote.
You should has been heres to sees what I done to dat coyote.
Him haded to go to da vet too.
 
Anyways, I is on da mend and I wants to thank all ya'll fur
da comments, emails, and phone calls, and love.
Ya'll just really don't knows how much we has appreciated it.
I just loves ya'll to pieces...I loves beer too.
 
Nows I will be back next week cuz mum says dis week has
been shot to hell...courtesy of moi.
 
Puddles...still withs d battle wound from hell

81 comments:

Bocci said...

Oh No! We are sorry to hear this happened, but so glad to hear you're on the mend!

Your pals,

Bocci and Bella

Sam and Pippen said...

Just a coyote? By the looks of your leg we woulda though it would have been a Sasquatch, at the very least! Way to go in fighting him off and sending him to his vet!

Sam and Pippen

PeeS. Tell your mom we need photos! We are boys and like to get the heebeejeebees!

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

phew - we are so happy to hear you are doing better - that darn coyote had better not show his face around there again - even if was shaped like some fencing :)

Tank said...

I'm with Sam & Pippen... your gory photo made my day. Please post more.

P.S. Sasquatch... BOL

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh my goodness! We are glad there are no pics. Glad to hear you are all healing up
Lily & Edward

Casey said...

I KNEW you were fighting off something vicious! Way to go protecting your family!

stellaroselong said...

OHHH wesa should haf known it was a coyote wesa haf them around our neck of the woods, and sometimes gussie sees them looking in the windows licking their chops...or else it is mom's flowers hitting the glass......
so glad you are getting better...stay off the couch!!
stella rose

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

We are thinkin that that must have been a HOOOOOGE Coyote that you scrapped with.
WE would like to see some pics of HIM. He prolly looks like a MUMMY with bandages EVERYWHERE.

WE are REALLY glad that you are getting BETTER now.

Linda & Cinnamon said...

Glad you are feeling much better.
That coyote is not coming back, he knows you're the boss of the yard now.


xo Cinnamon

Marg said...

Oh Puddles, so glad to see an update on you and so glad your are going to live.Glad you hurt that darn coyote and made him go to the vet too. We are mainly glad to see your wonderful sense of humor back in line. We vote for pictures too. We like to see that Puddles. Take care and sending many more purrs and some Hee Haws.

Amber DaWeenie said...

Thank Dogness you's OK. I thought I sees a HEADLESS coyote running by my pad a couple days ago. Must be da one you tangled with. Bet da head was delish!

:)

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
coyote..? Now then Puddles m'girl, just how many of those meds did you actually keep down then???

Joking aside; I am sooooo relieved to hear you are looking to dead Albert again so soon (and am presuming that dear brudder has survived the action) and FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE DOXIE, why does it take major mayhem to bring you back to join us in Blogville?! Anyhoose. Am luvin' hearing your 'voice' again... Blessings, hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

The Furries of Whisppy said...

We're so relieved to read this update. Keep getting better, Puddles! We'll have some Cheetos for you. ;)

Taryn said...

So glad to hear you are on the mend!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Puddles we are so glad you updated us and certainly are very happy you are on mend. Stay away from coyotes, OK? MOL

Barbara said...

I KNEW it wuz a kayote! We wanna see yer skars!

Ann Oon said...

We hads to go back one more post to finds outs whats the happenings to yous... and glad you are on the mends. I think your momma really need a dozen beers. We are buying.

A hole? is that for drainage? Take care ya girlie... and and pass them cheetos will ya.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

cranbereez puddles...we dinna noe ya hada knock down... take em out... with a pack oh coyoteez...

bass terdz....

hope by now yur leg iz doin aye oh kay, sendin sum blessings frum st francis just for good measure coz thatz one dood that noes hiz ewe noe what

AND next time ya haza blow torch handee...give it a try on de fence ma teeree ullz...tho make sure ya meve it a way frum de houz furst...

de torch.....N de fence ma teeree ullz two





Lady Vicki said...

Dear Puddles, I am so pleased to hear you are on the mend. Give your mum lots of cuddles she will need them after this week, I am sure you will gets lots in return too.

gyeong said...

I commend you for fighting off that coyote so the rest of your family would be safe. Glad you are on the mend.

Brian said...

We ar so glad the on the mend found you Puddles, you had us worried!

Bailey said...

Coyotes!!! We are so glad to hear you are on the mend.

Murphy said...

Puddles, we are so glad you are feeling better. We were wonding if 60 Minutes or some other news crew might be stopping by to do a story on this battle that left you wounded?

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

scotsmad said...

We were sure it was a wolf or coyote or bear or something HUGE. Must have been the battle of the century--would like to see that coyote IF if made it.

We're happy you're getting well AND that you're back.

Have you tried soaking that sore in beer? Just an idea.

XXXOOO Bella Roxy & Dui

Mitch and Molly said...

We are so happy to hear that you're on the mend, Puddles!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

KB Bear said...

I think dat coyote ran all the way here to get away from the krazy Puddles! We're so glad you're finally getting better!

Bobbi and Gracie said...

A coyote? LOL!!! Puddles you crack me up!! I am soooooooo glad you are doing better and that you are back! I was just getting ready to email your mom again to see how you were.

Millie and Walter said...

We just knew it was a vicious beast that attacked you. Glad you are doing better.

rottrover said...

Is you suers it wasn't a puma?? Puddles, Puddles, Puddles… what next, gurlfuriend??

-Ruby

houndstooth said...

I bet boys dig chicks with scars! Yeah! You should get a dead coyote tattoo on the inside of your leg to let everyone know you're a badass!

And I'm so glad to know you're getting better!

Bunny

Sully said...

So glad you are doing better. I've been thinking about you and I was glad to see you post today. I'm sure the coyote got the worst end of it. BOL

Aroo to you,
Sully

Jazzi said...

WOW!! I would hate to see that ole coyote!!! Glad that you are getting better and we will get that thing to you in the mail, moms kinda slow!!!

Wags
Jazzi

Jazzi said...

and oh BTW, We have missed you so much Puddles!!

wags
Jazzi

Freya Rose Blossom said...

Get better soon little mate.
Luv's Freya Rose Blossom Cat Flap Cavalier X

Sam said...

Thank goodness your mom didn't post any more pictures. Silly dad running around yellin, "ah s*it, that looks bad". Well we're glad that you beat the coyote up. Better get your peeps to look at that fencing too.

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Eeesh! We missed last week's update, so we totally had to go back and look at the gory photo. We definitely want to see what the other guy looked like! Heehee! Glad to hear you are on the mend! I, Fiona, have to have surgicals next week, but luckily there will be no pre-surgery coyote fighting for me! Heal up quickly, Miss Puddles!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

Oh no! Puddles! I had no idea you was sickies. Feel better soon sista!

♥Mona + Sissy + Mommy, too♥ said...

OMD, you scared the s--t!! out of us when we saw that picture of your leggie. We missed you so much and then to see this. We thought we had problems.
Mommy had to have surgery and was in the hospital during Father's Day weekend and didn't get to do our Father's Day Smiley Box but she still planning on doing it. We've been staying with friends since June 13, first with Aunt Tina & Chris, and now with Bentley's family. We are in good hands but they aren't Mommy's hands. She can't pick up anything over 5 pounds so that means us. She goes back to the doctor on July 3rd and hopes she can get the clearance to go back to work and maybe then we can come back home. We miss Mommy something fierce. We've having a great time with all our friends but we wanna come home.

You all missed our Mother's Day Smiley Box. We would love to have you guys with your Daddy in our Smiley Box. There is still time to participate, the deadline to send pictures is July 2nd with posting date of July 4th.

Please please don't stay away again.


♥♥♥Mona & Prissy




Piappies World said...

We had to read through the previous post to see what has happened Puddles. We are relieved that you are getting better now.

Do stay away from cayotes and other scary creatures. We know you are brave but better to be on the safe side.

Lots of hugs from all of us.

Love,
Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Max, Wai-Pai & Forgie

Jans Funny Farm said...

We're glad you are all right, Puddles. You gave everyone quite a scare.

Team Beaglebratz said...

By the way, Miss Puddles, it is "next week" now butt we Beaglebratz know how thingz can git bizy 'boutz now so may-b NEXT week? HUH? We shure due hope u iz duin'better now an'PLEEEEEZE, stay away frum rolled up fencez or ky-otez or whatever it wuz that messed u up. We don't wanna c our Miss Puddles hurt that way no more an'r shure your mom don't wanna c no more of that either. We iz still pourin'out the POTP fur u. (However one pourz it) Hurry an'git better, PLEEEEZE???
Shiloh'n Diva Shasta

Madi and Mom said...

Oh Puddles I am late to drop by to say yay for winning the battle w the ugly coyote! My peeps were on vacation. I am playing ketch-up? MOL MOL MOL
Hugs
Madi your bffff

Pippa Sheltie said...

A fence? Humans can make up some talll stories, can't they?! What a brave thing you are Puddles, you are such an amazing hero, and I will always look up to you! Hope you get better soon Puddles, then you can blog again!
Have a super (maybe) week,
Pippa :)

Maggie Mae and Max said...

My dear Puddles!!

Our mean mom has kept us away from Blogville so we is just readin' about your nasty wound and infection. So happy dat you is on da mend. Extra special boxer puppy prayers is headin' your way!

Your,
Max (and Maggie Mae)

Uji, Izzy, Ziggy, Missi + Hiro said...

Ohhhhhhhh Puddles deerest wun wee is sooo impwessed wivs how braves n feerless yoo is hirl, fitein off some big add coyote, wee finks wee woods havs runned n hided away unlikes yoo.

How is yoo doin now deer feerless wun ? Is yoo all mended reddy to fite anuvver day ? Wee sure nuff hopes so

Lotsa lovs
Da K Krew
XXXXXXXxXXXXXX

Team Beaglebratz said...

Any new werdz of wizdom frum Miss Puddlez - u shure iz missed!!!
Shiloh-Lord od the Manor or shood that b Prince of MY Kingdomw an'Diva Shasta

Sweet William The Scot said...

Puddles you gots to give us an update. Come on Puddles!
Sweet William The Scot

Amber DaWeenie said...

Hey girl...how's you doin? Just stopped by to wish ya a Hap-Pee Birfday! I hope you's out getting da cake. Me be on da way over.

Lovable Lily said...

Happy Birthday oh beautiful one!

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Maggie Mae and Max said...

Happy Barkday to my Puddles!

Yours,
Max xxoo

Team Beaglebratz said...

Hey there Puddles - there iz a roomer goin'around Blogville that tue-day iz YOUR barkday - iz that rite? So that meanz that u iz a year OLD-ER? WELLLLLLLLL, if that iz rite then where iz the cake ... an'the beer'an'cheetohz? GOTTA haf that stuff if YOU iz havin'a barkday!
HAPPEE BARKDAY MISS PUDDLES!!!
Shiloh-Lord of the Manor'n Diva Shasta

Kaunis Nelli said...

There's this rumour and if its true.... happy birthday Puddles!

Madi and Mom said...

Dearest MIA Puddles we wish you a happy barkday...if you can hear me bark twice
Hugs Madi your bfff

Sweet William The Scot said...

Frankie said it is your birthday Puddles. Is he telling the truth??
Sweet William The Scot

Piappies World said...

Happy Happy Barkday Puddles!

We always wish you the best and we hope that you're healing well. We love you lots!

Love,
Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Max, Wai-Pai & Forgie

Mitch and Molly said...

Happy Birthday, Puddles! We hope you're having a terrific day!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Inger said...

What's happening, Puddles? Why haven't we heard from you for so long. A person gets worried, you should know that, you have a mommy after all. Please let us know how you are doing and what's going on over there. Looks like you had a birthday too, so Happy Belated Birthday, you sweet Puddles, you.

Sam said...

Well we're kind of glad there's no photos too. My dad gets all weird and says bad word and then runs around. We hope that your hole gets smaller. Way smaller soon. We have cold, beer here too. Yes, American stuff too.

Lovable Lily said...

Happy, Happy Birthday Mama Puddles!

We sure hope you return to Blogville soon. We REALLY miss you.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

easyweimaraner said...

Happy Birthday to your mom, Puddles. I hope you all are ok and you have a wonderful day together.

easyweimaraner said...

Happy Birthday to your mom, Puddles. I hope you all are ok and you have a wonderful day together.

Bailey said...

Happy Birthday to your Mom Puddles. We hope she is feeling better and can return soon.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLISON

Amber DaWeenie said...

♫♫♫♫ Hap-Pee Birthday to your Mom, Puddles! ♫♫♫♫

(Does she have cake???)

Ruby said...

HEY, HEY, HEY!!!! Is there a Kerazy Lady there with a Burthday today???!!! Puddles, you tell your Moms Happy Happy Happy Burthday, and she betters give us another update on your progress!
I have missed ya gurl!! It's been like BORIN' around Blogville without your felonious pursuits! Nobody had wrecked a car or anythings lately!!!
Wells, you tell your Moms to have a most FABulous day, and tell hers I'm gonna cause some troubles with some overindulgence in margaritas tonight!!! ☺
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Happy birthday to your mom!
love
tweedles

Linda & Cinnamon said...



Miss ya all


xo Cinnamon

GOOSE said...

Puddles my sweet girl I just was thinkin about ya and wanted to stop by and say Hi. I look at your picture EVERYDAY up on the entertainment center so you are never far from my thoughts. I also drool over the stick you sent me. I don't chew it cuz it is special, I just drool over it.
Blessings,
Goose

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

So glad I commed back to find a pawsitive update from you dear Puddles, the fierce warrior. Keep your innards inside, k?

Team Beaglebratz said...

YOO-HOO! Oh Puddles dear - where 4 art thou dear Puddles! You r so furry much missed - where HAF U gone?
Shiloh-Lord of the Manor an'Diva Shasta

♥ Sallie said...

We just got back from outer space and heard the news about your leg!

One rumor said that you beat up a gang of coyotes because they tried to steal your beer. Another said that you drank said beer and fell off the porch. Either way, you have to be careful!!!! Alien is all upset. He is hyperventilating.

Let us know that you are ok so I can take away his paper bag.

Hugs!

Ruby said...

HEY GURL!!! I was just thinkin' of you todays...I don't knows why...maybe it was the Bud Light commercial at half time durin' the football game..BOL
I just wanted to say 'What Up Doe'!!!!
I gots a margarita with your name on it!! Oh, and a bowl full of Cheetos!!!
(okays, so maybe I snagged a few of the Cheetos..i gots Cheetos dust all over my furs...shhhhhh)
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Alien said...

*Breathes into brown paper bag, takes a sip of his martini, breathes into brown paper bag.*

Lovable Lily said...

Puddles, come back to us! We see you lurking out there.....

Miss you!
Lily Belle & Muffin

Murphy said...

You get your butt back to Blogville! Great hearing from you!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Sweet William The Scot said...

Puddles you is back! I gots to tell you a funny true story. About a month ago a Priest was walking past my home from the Athenaeum and he heard me call Sweet William and he stopped and asked me if I was the blogger who had tried for an exercism on Puddles. You just never know who is out there reading our blogs.
He said they loved seeing the Atheneum the way I displayed it in the post. He said you were welcome back anytime. Isn't that a hoot.
Sweet William The Scot

Team Beaglebratz said...

Ok there little Miss Puddles Duddles Rainwater - we Beaglebratz just now SAW with our all-knowin'4 Beagle eyez the comment u left over at Goose'z blog! An'we c by a few commentz left above that WE AIN'T the only onez who saw u SOOO just what r u gonna due'boutz it NOW????????? Hmmmmmmmmmm??????
Shiloh-Lord of the Manor an'Diva Shasta

PeeES - PA-LEEEEEEEEEZZZZ come bak tue Blogville - PURTY PA-LEEEEZZ with a bag of cheetoz an'a KEG'O BEER on top???????????

Julie said...

Hello Puddles, allow me to introduce myselfs, I is Princess Leah. We hasn't met yet but I am looking forward to being your friend
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

easyweimaraner said...

I'm so glad you are back. And that you kicked that Wile E. Coyote to the moon ( with a one way ticket) was very brave. All my best wishes for your leg, you are a hero... I guessed it, doxies are related with lions!

Team Beaglebratz said...

YOO-HOO DEE HOO! Ok - so we Beaglebratz know that Miss Puddles will once agin b gracin'the inhabitantz of Blogville with her presence - TUE-MORROW sooooo
we just wanted tue ready the troopz - sort of a drum roll kinda, x'cept Beagle style - READY - SET
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Oh Miss Puddles....we hasn't been around much either. We are so sorry to see that you were so badly injured, but we are so glad you are okay.