Thursday, September 23, 2010

Mr. Perfect Ain't So Perfect

Hellos Ya'll!
Ya'll miss me yesterday?
Okays good. Good to know I was missed.

Now dis here is my MAD face. I tells ya'll why....

See dis? It Brudder Albert... and mum thinks he is PERFECT!
Oh lookie, his hairs are outta place (imperfect). Da only thing missing is his halo.

As I haves mentioned befores, Albert is mum's favorite out of the pack.
 Her thinks he is PERFECT and does no wrong....
and he NEVERS gets in trubles cuz all he does is lays around for anything. 
But, today I wants everbuddy to knows dat Brudder ain't so perfect,
you knows like da woman THINKS.
Yep, he did sumptin bad finally.
Lemme present da evidences....

Exibit A:
Notice da window sill?
All Albert's doings (insert evil laugh)

Exibit B:
The wall
All Albert again.

Exibit C:
Just another view furs good measure.
ALBERT DID IT! All of it.
Okays, I  just has to say it again...
ALBERT DID IT!!!!
ALBERT DID IT!!!!
Okays dat felt good.

And I knows ya'll wondering if he gots scolded.
Well heck fire of course not!
Cuz he's Albert...duh!

Wait just one second....dat woman is is blabbing....

{Whaaaaaaat, I's online talking to my furiends!}
{Wha you mean da window was a accident?}
{Wells then IT was an ACCIDENT when I fells in da trashcan!}

I must be going nows...need a beer nows I needs to haves a heart to heart with mum dat woman.

THE END

Peace Out,
Puddles


55 comments:

Mango said...

Albert is being framed! Poor guy! Just look at your face! I know it was YOU!

Slobbers,
Mango

Owned ByDoxies said...

Some of those window furs look kinda strawberry blonde if ya ask me!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Good to see you here today - hmmmmm, Puddles, we think your words and the evidence don't quite match up but we won't tell the mudder that.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Gloria said...

Puddles are you making up stories again???? If by chance....and I'm sure that is a very small chance....you are telling the truth.......hope you enjoyed the beer!!!!!

houndstooth said...

Um, Puddles, I'm not sure how to say this. *deep breath* If you're going to frame another hound for your misdeed, you need to make sure he leaves the same colored furs behind. Just thought I'd mention that!

Did you get that Satanmobile delivered yet?

Bunny

Minna Krebs said...

I refuse to speculate on who did that. With MY track record,it was prolly done by da dead chipmunk!!!

MinnaK

Three Dogs Long said...

Um, sorry Pud but those hairs looks awfully reddish to us! We're not accusin' or nuthin' - we're just saying!
We find it kinda hard to believe Albert could do such a thing!!

((Hugs)) your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

Lola said...

First of all, we saw those pictures of you taking care of Albert when he was sickies. It seems like he might be your favorite, too, Puddles. Now, ignoring this incident report, where the evidence is not stacking up so well, let's look at this favoritism thing. Who gets to do almost ALL the blogging? That would be you, Puddles. I think it might just be possible that Albert doesn't get in trouble, not because he's the favorite, but because he avoids things that'll get him yelled at and your Mom just loves you all in different ways. Do you think that's possible?

lotsa licks, Lola

Anny said...

Lemme takes a good look at them evidence... hmmms... Albert is a black blob rite?? hmmm...them furs there sure don't look black... and and Albert's been sick rites.. hmmm.. he's just lying on them cushions and resting.. NAWWW! probbly its either Whitney or any other furry who cames by. I'm sure its not Albert. He's an angel.

Now be nice to Albert will ya.. and i'll go buy you some beers.

woofs & licks,
Dommy

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! MMMmmmm You got the look Puddles ... are you sure it's Albert. Can't wait to hear more about it. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Mr. Pip said...

Uh, Puddles, you might want to darken the fur on the window. It kind of looks like your fur - that's a little CSI tip.

Your pal, Agent Pip

P.S.: Josie has this new yellow travel bowl that will make a perfect beer bowl for time travel trips with Alien.

3 doxies said...

Okays ya'll looking at these fotos all wrong...dat ain't hair.
Dat be da scratches in da wood withs dirt/mud caked in 'em...thus leaving Albert as da one and only culprit.

Puddles

Beaglebratz & mom too said...

Mom Beaglebratz here - Puddles, I just can't figure you out sometimes. I have to agree with Lola - wasn't it just the other day you were nursing poor brother Albert back to good health? And what about this blogging thing - isn't it you that does almost all of the blogging around here? I think you are conflicted - on one hand you LOVE your brother but on the other hand you want everyone to believe that you are all that and don't need to be loved and you are feeling forgotten sometimes. Is that about it? (I do have education in social work and psychology - a lot of people say I go around analyzing things - do you feel analyzed now?)

Hound Girl said...

Miss Pud, nothing wrong with being the redheaded step child - just ask Freddie :)

xoxox
Haylie n Fred

Madi and Mom said...

OH of course we missed you!!!
PUDDLES MOM AND I ARE LOLING AND MOLING.
Sweet friend we can see that you are long suffering and today's confession has done your soul a world of good!!
Do you feel better now. We hope your heart to heart with the mom went well. Sometimes mom's can be very defensive when their babies are trashed!! I know because once when I was a kitten I literally destroyed a door frame. When the Mom came home, the Dad said look what your cat did. MOL Mom said there must have been a lion in the house!!!
Madi and Mom

Ruby and Penny said...

Puddles you have awfully long nails. You should cut those before you blame Albert for the scratches. Time to get out the birthday clippers. Just sayin.
Ruby & Penny

mayziegal said...

Wow, Puddles! I can't believes even your FURENDS think that you're trying to frame Albert. Poor Puddles! I believes you! And I also know that it was a total accident when you fell in that trashcan. And when you knocked that other trashcan over. And when you do all the other stuff that gets you into troubles. Accidents, all of them!

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

PeeS. Um, so, my mom was asking me if I knew anything abouts that stolen scooter that was left on Madi's street and then if maybe you had something to do with it. I just told her that if you DID (not saying you did...but you know, IF), it was an accident.

Maggie Mae said...

Puddles!!

I has missed you girlfuriend AND I believes you too! Now let's go get dose beers and get caught up on what has been happening!

WOofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Autumn the maltese said...

Dear Puddles,

You seems to blame everything on Albert? haha you should take his picture when he was on the crime scene rather than just the evidence it self =p

Love,
Autumn&Jasmine

The Teacher's Pets said...

Hmmmm...Puddles, you sure are going to a lot of trouble framing *ahem* blaming Albert fur something that he might not be guilty of...isn't there a saying that goes like this,"Innocent until proven guilty"? I think we need to hear from Albert before he is sentenced....what do you think?

Sammy and Andy said...

LOL and MOL!!!!!!!! We know a frame job when we see it!!!!!!!!!!

xxxxxxxxx

Minna Krebs said...

Well don't this just beat all! I thought those were paw scratches (cuz my momma has lots of experience identifying them round here). Butt with my mom's bad ol eyes, and recent,uh, goofs, I decided it must be da furs, like everybuddy saying.

You know what this means....fur ONCE I was actually RIGHT!!!

Woohooo!!!
MinnaK

Corbin said...

Puddles, first of all, I missed you terribly yesterday. Second of all, if that really was you that made the marks on the window and the wall and you're framing Albert... you can always hide out at my house for a while to lay low. I'll keep you safe.
-Corbin

Frankie Furter said...

I see your Day OFF for Self Improvement and Mischiefication... needed to be extended a few more hours or perhaps DAYS.
I'm thinkin that Albert doesn't even NEED a lawyer fur this one.

K-9 Katastrophe said...

hmmmmm... I guess we will believe you cuddle Puddles

Barbara said...

Puddles, I missed you yesterday.

I will be on your side. Those furs look suspiciously dark to me!

Brian said...

I agree with Barbara, we could make the case for the dark furs!!! I am co-hosting a blog hop today, please hop by and pawticipate!

Madi and Mom said...

MOL Puddles at the comment you left....the Madam A might be younger than you Mom BUTT I'm purrty sure (at least I hope)your Mom is turning yellow like the Madam A's dress!!!!
Madi

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Ummmm, skhwirrels?

Or maybe even a Moosehead or two or three or four?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Junior and Orion said...

Well Miss PUddles, we are thinking that all of you woofies in the house might have had something to do with this problem. Just sayin'....

The Heartbeats said...

Looks like you need a trip to da walmart to get some cleaning supplies for Albert! Dat new walmarts gonna be great! Dat old one can't fit more than 2 butts down an aisle. if its 2 big ol' butts, dey be stuck and have to wiggle like i wiggle my butt!

Loves!
Lucy

Life with 5 dogs said...

Are you telling us all a story Puddles? Nothing alittle sandpaper and paint can't take care of! It kinda looks like our front window.

Bruschi said...

Are those furry hairs on the window sill? They strangely resemble your colors Puddles and not Alberts! BOL!

road-dog-tales said...

Yeah, us innocent ones always get blamed for everything and guilty ones get off the hook!
PeeS - Even if Albert is the favorite;) hope he is feeling better:)
The Road Dogs

Remington said...

I missed you Puddles....I have hair all over my house too. You really have an stern look there, lady....

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Gotta blame it on something
Gotta blame it on something
Blame it on the rain (rain)
Blame it on the stars (stars)
Whatever you do don't put
the blame on you
Blame it on the rain yeah yeah
You can blame it on the rain
Ooh, ooh (ooh)
I can't, I can't. I can't,
can't stand the rain
I can't, I can't. I can't,
can't stand the rain
Yeah, yeah
Should've told her you were
sorry (sorry) huh
Could of said you were wrong
But no you couldn't do that. No, no
You had to prove you were strong ooh
If you hadn't been so blinded (blinded)

Gotta blame it on something
Gotta blame it on something
Blame it on the rain that
was falling, falling
Blame it on the stars that
did shine at night

Whatever you do don't put
the blame on you

Blame it on the rain yeah yeah
You can blame it on the rain
Cos the rain don't mind
And the rain don't care
You got to blame it on something
(Blame it on the rain)
(Blame it on the stars)
Whatever you do don't put
the blame on you
Blame it on the rain yeah, yeah
You can blame it on the rain
Girl
Ooh, ooh (ooh)
Girl
I can't, I can't. I can't,
can't stand the rain
I can't, I can't. I can't,
can't stand the rain

Girl
(Whatever you do...)
(Blame it on the rain yeah, yeah) [x3]
You can blame it on the rain,
blame it on the rain,
blame it on the rain baby
(Blame it on the rain yeah yeah)
Blame it on the stars that
did shine that night
(Blame it on the rain yeah yeah)
Blame it, blame it on the rain
woo
I'm walking
I'm walking
Walking in the rain
Walking in the rain
(Rain, rain)
(Stars, stars)
Whatever you do don't put
the blame on you
(Blame it on the rain)
yeah yeah
(Blame it on the rain)
that keeps falling, falling
(Blame it on the stars)
that did shine that night
Whatever you do don't put
the blame on you
Blame it on the rain yeah yeah
Blame it on the rain (rain, rain)

Those Elgin Pugs said...

ba ha ha ha!!!!


'dats Milli Vanilli in head cases yous wonderin'

'da Josie

Tank said...

Me thinks those Elgin Pugs have a little too much time on their paws.

Let's see what we have here...
1) Scratches on the window sill and wall
2) A house full of dogs
3) One dog (a habitual liar & drunk) is blaming another dog for the damage.

I'm no rocket scientist as they say, but this one isn't hard to figure out. PUDDLES! GUILTY!!!

Kira The BeaWootiful and Mom said...

Woooos Puddles! Fur, wall window? I see nothing out of the ordinary, I think that you Puddles has a slight problem with the color or the fuzz, but really, if woo want to see some fur left around, just check out my home, Mom does not get upset abut it any more, so what is a dinner without dog fur?

~husky kisses~
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Kira The BeaWootiful and Mom said...

Puddles... by the way, can I join woo in that beer? actually I prefer jack and coke, but a beer will do....

~husky kisses~
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Maggie and Mitch said...

Preachers aren't supposed to be fibbers, Puddles!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Martha and Bailey said...

Hi Puddle Duddles, in Glasgow you would be called a 'clype' that is someone who tells on another!
We are sure Brudder Albert is indeed perfect - he is certainly rather handsome - we loved his ears!
Tell us Puddles is Albert spoken for..............!
love ya lots
Martha and Bailey xxx

Neeko said...

Hello Cutie Pie ♥

I did miss you sooo...
I do believe you Puddles, I do! but see, my Sis got you kind of figured out.
I'm afraid that your perfect job of framing isn’t so perfect after all…
She says that you got the look of mischief and you cannot fool her.
Sorry, you worked sooo hard to cover the evidence :o(

Love,
Neeko ♥
P.S. Thanks for the good laughs; you are one-of-a-kind…

ABBY said...

Puddles
WE sure did miss yoo!

Ummmm we say keep blamin Albert, we knoos it must be Albert, nefur efur tell the toof.

purrin
xo
Abby

Nuthatch... said...

Umm Puddles, we don't think anyone is buying that Albert had anything to do with that ermm accident. But don't worry, we loves you very much especially when you're bad...

Zona said...

Hmm... I've looked over the evidence and perused the comments. I concur. Albert did it. I have a "perfect" sister and man oh man it's frustrating. She could... well she could even JUMP into a trash can and mom would make excuses for her. She'd probably even think it was cute and take photos..... wait.... umm... let me ask you something... does Whitney think you're perfect? hehe...

Wags,
Zona

PeeS: yeah, we's never thought about mange either. Whew - close call! Is your itchies from allergies?

kissa-bull said...

say there puddles duddles that here dont lookit like alberts furs . . . we just be sayin . . . we smell a cat toot round here

pibble sugars
the pittie pack

Lorenza said...

Puddles!
I could see those are scratches.
I wonder why some of our friends did not believe you!
Enjoy that beer and have a good nap!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Anny said...

ohs.. i dooo loves your MAD look :D and and the eyeliner seems darker when you are MAD :) haves a good weekend ahead Puds dear.. and mebbe it was MOM who did it.. you neva know :)

Mr. Pip said...

OK, I did a little DNA testing (I learned this is Secret Agent school) and you are right these are in fact Albert's scratch marks!!

Your pal, Agent Pip

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Puddles, of course se missed you!!!! About the window stuff...we can't say cause we didn't see it happen so we blame the squirrels. Have some beer, relax and know that you are loved!!! Sleep well!!!! Lots of love, Holly, mom, Rusty and Rusty's mom (we send you email cause she can't leave a message for some reason)!!!!! Love you!!!

littlemissjackie said...

BOL! Miss Puddles, I like your mad face! Of course Albert sometimes must do naughty things, I'm sure you don't have time to do ALL the naughty things!

(PeeS: Elgin Pugs, my Mom loves Milli Vanilli! And Kira, everyone in my family has dog hair in their dinner too!)

the booker man said...

miss puddles,
i believe you, but you prolly better stop pointing it out to everybuddy, especially your mama. you know she's just gonna make you do all the patchin' and repainting and stuff on that window sill!!

*woof*
the booker man

Doxie Rod said...

hi puddles! just found your blog, so cute! love your pictures. i especially love the first one of angry puddle face!!

hero said...

Everyfurry is innocent until proven guilty, isn't that the law in US?

Licks, hero