Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Not For Minna Krebs Eyes

Make sures you listen to da music...turn up da volume...hehehehe!

 Dis is prolly one of them (wacked out) posts where ya'll is gonna be totally befuddled and wonder how much I has had to drink and stuffs. 
Now dis goes back to my chipmunk post from last week.
Ya'll don't worry cuz I clicked da little button thingy dat says..."Not fur           Eyes" so Minna and her posse can't see dis postie.

Well let me begins.

Da Minna K Momma was commenting to me's bout my chipmunk.
I made da mistake in telling hers dat I gots da chipmumnk from Mr. Wally Marte...ya knows, da famous designer (da Minna Momma just loves him, ask hers).

Dis here is a collection of da comments between us:
Minna: Seconds off.....You didn't fools ME with your killing story. I could tell by your looong neck and careful snooter checking!
Puddles: Minna, if anybuddy could be fooled it would be you...I know you say you wasn't but I not believes you...hehehe! I actually bought him from Mr. Wally Marte, you knows da famous designer....bwhahahahahahaha...oh wait, dis fur your eyes only...bwhahahaha...I on a roll today!

Well before I could tells her I was just messin' with hers her jumped in da car high tailin' it to BUY a chipmunk.

But unfortunately hers had a little car trubles on da way...yep, in da snow too.
Poor Lady!
Makes sure you takes notice of hers tag.

Dat okays cuz hers ring a dinged da Puddles fone and being da good little doxie girl I is...I went to assist hers in her time of need.

I really just laughed at hers such a good helper

Finally her was on her ways to get a chipmunk dat hers thought was fake but really wasn't
(ya'll withs me so far?)
Yea, I knows I ain't sures bout dat lady eithers

MK
WELCOME!

Now da Minna Momma wasn't so happies withs da Puddles cuz her couldn't find a chipmunk.
Luckily, da store gots her on da security camera.

I am going to get that drunk doxie!

THE END
Ummmmm...I thinks I lost some of ya'll withs dis post....hello...anybuddy still there?

Peace Out,
Puddles










53 comments:

Anny said...

urmmms urmms... u losts me theres... lemme go back and read again...

Anny said...

urmm.. who's this??? urmm..

Corbin said...

Oh puddles... you should steal her vette and come visit me. I'll take you to my Walmarts :-)

Martha and Bailey said...

Really Puddles you need to get some help with this drinking.....!
love
Martha and Bailey xxx

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

I'm totally lost on this one?
{{{huggies}}}...Mona

Minna Krebs said...

Lucy here.....Ieverybuddys orders for da Miracle Cream are now on backorder.

Minna's momma OBVIOUSLY used it all on herself to have those pikturs taken!!!!

HeeHaw HeeHaw!!!!

Mack said...

Wasn't that gal on the Dukes of Hazard? Or the Dukes of WallyWorld?

Gloria said...

I must be getting old! I was laughing about the lady pushing the car in the snow, and her lack of clothes, then..........................................................?

Minna Krebs said...

Puddles!!

Now you've done it! You done gone and made my momma think her REALLY looks like that! (In her dreams)

Her is calling up da bossman and telling him to take this job and shoves it!!! Her decided her will be a Victorias Secret Angel!!

I fears we will now STARVE! Her cannot model da granny panties for Victoria

MinnaK

Hound Girl said...

Puddles who needs girlfriends when you can come be with a stud like me girl :) Ill take you to walmart!

xoxoxox,
Fred

Anny said...

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhsss.. now's i am the gettings it.. urmmmm.. now i need a stiff drink :p

woofs & licks,
Dommy

Those Elgin Pugs said...

some of the symptoms of alcoholism include:
Abdominal pain
Confusion
Drinking alone
Episodes of violence with drinking
Hostility when confronted about drinking
Lack of control over drinking -- being unable to stop or reduce alcohol intake.....

just saying....
Making excuses to drink
Nausea and vomiting
Need for daily or regular alcohol use to function
Neglecting to eat
Not caring for physical appearance
Numbness and tingling
Secretive behavior to hide alcohol use
Shaking in the morning

Lola said...

Sometimes you go places where I just can't follow, Puddles. That's OK, though. I'll just be waiting here until you get back, OK?

lotsa licks, Lola

Minna Krebs said...

Oh Lordy! I might needs to call da men in white suits with straightjackets.

My momma now be dancin round da house to Prince in her granny panties singing **dont you wish your Momma was hot like me***

You have created a monster!

MinnaK

Madi and Mom said...

Oh my word Puddles that picture took us right back to the 60's again. Mini skirts and white go go boots
MOL/LOL

madi and mom

The Heartbeats said...

I think dese were taken at our Walmart?

Those Elgin Pugs said...

We's back wits plan...

Treatment
Those who are dependent need to stop drinking alcohol (abstinence). Those who are problem drinkers may be successful with moderation. Because many Doxies refuse to believe that their drinking is out of control, trying moderation can often be an effective way to deal with the problem. If it succeeds, the problem is solved. If not, the Doxie is usually ready to try abstinence.

We's here for yous Puds

'da Josie, IzZY, Anakin Man

houndstooth said...

Puddles, the next time you have access to a Corvette, for Pete's sake, that's the time for a road trip to come and get your good friend, Bunny!

I was soooooooo afraid that this post was going to involve People of Wal-Mart, and that I was going to be all skeeved out before breakfast! Thank goodness it was just Minna K's mom! Whew!

Bunny

Sam and Pippen said...

Puddles,

You lost us way back in June sometime... we keep reading, hoping it'll all make sense one day... maybe by Christmas?

Sam and Pippen

Frankie Furter said...

Oh Puddles my mom is still trying to get the coffee cleaned up. It went SnOOOOOORRRT right out of her nose. BaaaaWaaaaah.
Poor Minna K. Her mom just Falls for Everythingy. Furst it was Wally Marte the Famous Designer of Dawgie Fashions. Now... she thinks she can go to "THAT STORE" and BUY a dead Chipmunk. BaaaaaaaaaWWWAAAAAAHHH.
Just check out the Licence Plate on "her" Car!!
Puddles Girrrrl you Crack me up. Tooooooo funny.

mayziegal said...

Um, I'm sorry I can't stay longer today. After reading this post, I need a beer!

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Tank said...

Here's my comment.

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Puddles
We are confused!! So we will just comment on how huge that Walmart is.
They are building a Walmart Supercentre in our city. It should be finished b4 Xmas. We have the busiest Walmart in Canada.
Ruby & Penny

Agnes B Bullock said...

Puddles, what are we going to do with you?

Frankie Furter said...

I just finished my morning nap... and was wakened by a HORRIBLE DREAM.
I saw Minna Krebs' MOM.... Searching Allllll over her computer for the
NOT FOR _____'S EYES BUTTON. She was going all cracker crazy and pulling out her furs and stuffs like that. BaaaaWWWWAaaaaH. She was HOWLING... I want to turn this OFFFFFFF. I MUST see what Puddles has said. BaaaWaaaah It was horrible BUTT kinda funny too.
PeeS..... How is Albert Feeling?

Sammy and Andy said...

YAY!!!!!!!!! You found us, Puddles!!!!!!!!!

road-dog-tales said...

We're still here but just 'cause we love Little Red Corvette. Now, what were you saying? Chipmunk? What? We see you've been hitting the "Creative Juice" again, Puddles;)
The Road Dogs

K-9 Katastrophe said...

No I am not here.

Licks,
Ruthie

Brian said...

What happens in Wal-Mart stays in Wal-Mart...NOT!

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Puddles, you did it again!!! I have to say that I know without a doubt that my boyfriend Rusty's mom is reading this post and laughing and probably falling out of her chair!! She said to tell you she has tried to leave comments but it won't let her but she absolutely loves and I mean LOVES reading your blog!!! Oh those people of Walmart!! Lots of love, Holly and mom

Junior and Orion said...

Wow! You really sent her on a wild chipmunk chase didn't you. Sneaky little scamp that you are!

With that skimpy little outift on, we are surprised there weren't human mens lined up to help out Minna's Mom.

Texas The Doxie said...

*crickets* *Crickets*

Mom said she like does boots though.

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little princess Luna~ said...

BOL--WHAT?? BOL~!

xo,
luna

Remington said...

Let's just say -- you certainly have a way of telling a story, my friend!

ABBY said...

Puddles
Yoo had us laffin and laffin.

purrin
xo
Abby

Maggie and Mitch said...

Huh?

Rudy - The dog with a blog said...

I'm liking that red car... :)
Very strange post; but as long as your in it - we'll read it!
We love seeing your sweet little face :)

Don't forget to stop by Rudy's blog (if you haven't already) to enter his giveaway; it ends tomorrow night!

Rudy's Raiser

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Lead-Paint Poisoning of DOXIES
One particular category of toxic tort is injury caused by exposure to lead-based paint. The hazards of lead-based paint have been known since the early 1900s, when the use of lead in the manufacture of paint was banned in Australia. The lead mining and lead pigment industries in the United States were able, however, to forestall the banning of the use of lead in the manufacture of paint until 1978, when it (finally) became illegal in our nation. Lead has also been found in dangerous levels in vinyl mini-blinds and in the finishing on fixtures such as bath tubs.

The greatest risk of injury from lead poisoning is to DOXIES under the age of THREE, whose developing bodies and brains are sensitive to even small amounts of lead, which can leave DOXIES with irreversible injury that does not appear until many years after the exposure to lead. The kinds of injuries lead causes in DOXIES include:

learning disabilities
brain damage (sometimes subtle)
loss of IQ points and intellect
academic failure

neuropsychological deficits
attention deficit disorder
hyperactive behavior
antisocial (criminal) behavior
neurological problems
encephalopathy (brain swelling)

Those Elgin Pugs said...

'da Josie

Olive said...

was she on POW lately?? I swear I saw her there with a guy in a SPEEDO wearing a SuperMan Cape

:)

OLive

the booker man said...

miss puddles,
do you like to sniff the sharpies when your mama takes the caps off of them? it's okie dokie to tell the truth...i won't woof it to anybuddy! ;)

*woof*
the booker man

pee s -- thankies SO MUCH for taking care of that secrety little thingiemadoodlebooper i asked you about. it's nice to know my big sis asa is in good paws with the new dude!

Mr. Pip said...

My mama is going on and on about needing to go to the fat farm cause Minna's mom is so skinny! Thanks Puddles, now I will never get my cheeze whiz burgers!

Your pal, Pip

P.S.: I see Corbin is inviting you for a visit ...

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Munchausen by Doxie syndrome (MBDS) is a relatively uncommon condition that involves the exaggeration or fabrication of comments on Posts by a primary caretaker. One of the most harmful forms of Doxie abuse, MBDS was named after Baron von Munchausen, an 18th-century German dignitary known for telling outlandish stories.

Those Elgin Pugs said...

BA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

'DA ELGINS LITES

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

YIKES!

The Evil Empire!

W******

Mom khloses her eyes when she drives past one -

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Anny said...

You got to be the first one to know... afters me stiff drinks.. me went to sleep... and i dreamt of doxies... 3 doxies..and 2 of them look exactly like you Puds.. 2 Puds in ma dreams... you are taking over ma dreams.. I am in trouble.

Now i gotta get another drink.. and this time its coffee. But it was nice to have doxies in my home.. in my dreams :p

Lorenza said...

Huh?

Minna Krebs said...

well, all I can say is that I am honored to be da subject of THE POST that cornfused all of Blogland!!! Hehheeeee

MinnaK

PeeS. Looks like da Elgins been hitting da Wikipedia pretty hard, huh. Bwahahahh

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Ummm Puddles, you gotta cut back on the Al Key Hall!!!! You cracks us up!!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

Agnes B Bullock said...

Puddles- look what MOM has done!

http://dachsieswithmoxie.blogspot.com/2010/09/puddles-duddles-is-following-us.html

Asta said...

UmmmmPuddles

who was that giwl and why doesn't she appweciate youw twemedoos help??
smoochie kisses
ASTa

Zona said...

BOL at music and Minna Krebs comments!

I'm off to join Mayzie with a beer.

Wags,
Zona