Almost three years ago I was borneded and then cames to lives withs
(NOTE: Almost as in my birfday is in July and I likes beer,cheetos, squirrels, and tazers...write dat in your agendas or on your calendars.)
You see, I came from a man dat was believed to haves raised DACHSHUNDS so naturally mum being da genious her is, THOUGHT hers was gettin' a doxie.
So, I was raised as doxie...duh!
but dis ain't da case...
da breeder actually breeds deformed Greyhounds!
and I is PROOF of it.
See, my legs is short deformed.
(sorry fur da old foto but da foto lady has been absurdly lazy)
I is still havin' Blogger issues commenting on Madi, Corbin, Sarge, Downunder Daisy, Jazzie, Ronii's, Bad Blair, Tessa, etc. blogs...but I has read them:) There seems to be a popcicle stick stucks in in Blogger...thank your fur da heads up Shawnee.
Peace Out,
Puddles...buyin' a Martingale collar
64 comments:
I think there are lots of disreputable Dachshund sellers out there.. When I purchased Milo I thought I was getting a Dachshund, instead I got a barking pillow.
So next time I thought I will rescue one... you already know what I got with Dixie... Satan's Handmaiden.
I think Albert and Whitney might be the last true dachshunds on earth!
Morning Puddles...it doesn't matter if you are a deformed greyhound or a doxie in your mind you are still most beautimous to us and we loves you for you insides. We are sorry you cannot get on our bloggie if you find out there is something I can do let us know.
Hugs Madi
You certainly can run, Miss Puddles! A birthday....hhhmmmm....would that be on July 28? I seem to have that marked as a special day....
Oh man, you gots robbed in the leg category!! Oh well, I love you anyway.
Well you're darn cute no matter what Puddles!
Yep, Puddles, You do look part greyhound!! You are just vertically challenged!! bol We love you any ole way that you are.
Mom says she used to have a doxie just like you~~same color and all and her name was Gypsy. She dressed her up like a doll and had so much fun with her and once Gypsy was out laying on the grass and Mom was learning how to ride her bike and accidently rode over her~~ she coughed and gently moved to the patio chair!! BOL
So she loves to see pictures of you, brings a BIG smile to her face!
wags
Jazzi
p.s. I hope Blogger starts being nice to you ASAP!!
I think you just have to run faster to get as far! :)
Bwahahah I KNOWED you wasn't a dachshund!!!!!!!!!!!
~Texas
Hi Ms. P.
Mom said to let you know we have an extra martingale in the barn.
Elena's new horse doesn't use it, so we would be happy to Fedex it your way.
We think you look awesome!
Grady, Leo and The Mom.
dachshunds or greyhounds without long legs.. we love yous anyways Puds!
barkday coming? hmmmmmmmmmmmm... i smell a big pawwwwwwwwwwwwty coming...
btw... i had bigggggggggggg isssues with them bloggers today... i wanna just go give them a big kick :D since you are nearer to google.. can yous kick thems for me please :D
So maybe you are a doxhound? Or a greyshund? Whatever, we think you are just fine the way you are.
We haven't had any troubles with Blogger yesterday or today, but we are sure we will now that we said that.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder,and Ciara
I don't think you are Deformed!! just a funny shape lol!!
I have just checked the blogger site and it is a known issue, as I am having the same problem, its so dam annoying.
Will just have to read and not comment :(
Have a good week
See Yea George xxx
I knew you were different than all the rest Puddles, I just couldn't put my finger on it!
You were BORN??? Are you sure.. I thought you were pooped on a fence post. Well, I guess I COULD be wrong.
Butt I Don't believe you are deformed.. like my sister Lori who only has TWO legs and SHORT ears and SHORT nose and stuffs... I Pawsonally think your legs are just RIGHT.. We Dachshunds are all NEGLECTED when it comes to thinkin of SPEED. WE can FLY when we are Properly Motivated.
Fur YOU that would be catchin sight of a Can of Bud Light and a bag of Cheetos.. about 87 yards away. Fur ME>>> a chance to rip off and Gwalk a Moley! I'm just sayin.
OH... Now I remember.. you weren't pooped on a fence post after all. I was thinkin about he BIRD that Pooped on YOU. Sorry about that tiny mix up in your story. Butt, It IS understandable.. since YOU have SOOOOOOO Many Stories.
BaaaaWaaaaah
Such a shame you're a deformed Greyhound. But if you were a real one, you could already be dead. Be glad you were mistaken for a Doxie.
I don't know Puddles. I can see Doxie in you. But... then again... I see Greyhound too. Maybe you're a Groxie. Whatever it is... it sure is cute!
Hysterical! We love that you're going out to buy a Martingale collar now! Hehe!
Oh maaaaan (err...woman), you crack us up! You make a funny looking Greyhound. Just saying. What about the Blobs? Are they that new long-haired Greyhound breed? Seems feasible.
Oh, and we're going to go shopping online for a taser right now. What is the actual date of your birthday?
Elyse and Riley
Oh my goodness...just read all the comments... Jazzi and the OP Pack are cracking us up!!
Elyse and Riley
P.S.--why is it I always leave you TWO comments on your blog? You're just that special I guess!
That pic is HILARIOUS!!!
Wiggles,
Calhoun
I don't know about deformed Puddles. I just thinks that you will grow long legs when you get older. Just keep tellin yourself that. BOL
woo woos, Tessa
pee s...Mom was having probs commenting but tried a couple of times and finally was able to leave some.
You a deformed greyhound? I don't believe that! I am sure you're 10& a Dachshund, a beautiful one too!
I never thought you were even a dog. Still don't.
Hey again Puddles, Mom FINALLY got your hint and she changed the comment thingy and now yous can come on over and leave me a bark!
woo, Tessa
A Greyhound disguised as a Doxie....who knew? You are just full of surprises Puddles!
We can't comment on some blogs still too!
No matter what or who you are, mom and me STILL LUVS you!
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
I LOL'd ... and then I LOL'd some more at Frankie's comment. Hehe Great photo! : )
My mom person saw cool doxies playing all around in Ohio with Iams. Did we already tell you that? She's losin' her marbles quicker than a six-year old.
Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar
Woof! Woof! You are just a super wonder DOXIE that can actually FLY. (hey that seems to be a good lyrics for a song.) Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
You are one fierce kid Puddles.
Benny & Lily
Hey Puddles you make a great greyhound. As you know Kelly is part dachshund and who knows what else really. I think you both probably have some pretty good genes! Have a fun day!
You do make a great Greyhound Puddles! Have you won many races? Looks like I am able to comment again YAY!
You do look greyhoundish! We're having the comment problems, too.
XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella
We love that picture--the way you're looking to be sure she's getting the photo.
Puddles
We always thought yoo wuz a greyhound...well actually we thought you wuz a brownhound.
:::hehehehehe::::
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥
Puddles, I knew there was a reason I liked you! We Greyhounds stick together. I have a whole list of great Greyhound places to shop if you'd like them, because one thing we Greyhounds know how to do is dress well!
Bunny
Hi Puddles, If you is a deformed greyhound....I guess that makes me one too!
I got the Patrick badge from his facebook. I found it while surfing thru his pictures. You can take the one on my blog if you like. He is a cutie!
Licks,
Ruthie
bahahahahaha!!! You are just TOO funny!
~Milly and Shelby
Wow you sure are fast I almost missed you in picture plus all your legs blend together!
Maybe you should race Bunny? If you're actually a greyhound, then you'll at least tie her!
Blogger is very mysterious sometimes.
Puddles .. no matter what kinda furbaby you are .. you are adorable and if we lived closer .. I get my mommy or daddy to make doggie playdates ... paws and licks , Dolce
Oh-oh.... the secret... is no longer a secret!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
You mean you might be related to Bunny??? Are you going to start wearing pink and being all super greyhound cool?
Your pal, Pip
Puddles, are you going on the racing circuit?? You look pretty fast. You might have to lay of the Budweiser though...just sayin'
Wyatt
Hi Puddles
So you wants a Tazer for yer birth day? Hey, Bonny writes that down! Ok Got it!
There is nothing wrong with short legs - we still run like the wind when we wants to!!!
Go Puddles
Hector
That explains a lot. You are really a deformed greyhound, huh? Could be why your mentals are like they are, just a thought.
Slobbers,
mango
Tank's comment cracked me up. Some of your friends are sassy, like you.
I agree with The OP Pack. I don't think you're deformed, but you certainly seem to have a lot of greyhound in you.
awwww those humans, they always make mistakes, but what ever, you're a pretty cool dog. I love that picture of yours, you seem so fast!
Awww Puddles, great idea getting the barkday hints in now, give maties plenty of time to save up :-) We don't think you look like a deformed greyhound - you look like a dashing hound, oh yes, you are one ;-) have a great weekend, Dex & lou x
MOL, you are a total hoot!!!!!!!!!!!!
We are so looking forward to July and your birthday, darlin' Puddles.....we had so much fun with you last year!!!!!!!
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You know, we always thought you resembled Bunny, but could never quite make the connection -- until now.
We love you no matter what kind of doggie you are, Puddles!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
Well wee don't care ifs yoo is Doxie, Greyhound or Groxie cos yoo is our Puddles n wee lovs yoo tons.
Mee is havin trubs commentin too so wee has stolen da Momster id and changed its a bit so wee can leafs comments
Lovs
Ronnii
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Hey Puddles!
Wow, you're a grayhound who ran your legs off!! BOL BWAR HAR HAR Well, whichever breed you are, you are definitely all Puddles, and definitely all speedy!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
We THOUGHT we recognized some greyhound in you, Puddles! That collar is definitely greyhound worthy!
Ah, FINALLY! We're glad we read your post. We thought we were going a little (more) crazy 'cause we can't post comments. So, you're saying this is BLOGGER's problem, not ours? Whew! Thanks for letting us know.
The Road Dogs
Hey Puddles, I can comment again. I was nearly going bald pulling my fur out
See Yea George xxx
You crazy gal BOL! So, you gonna challenge Bunny to a race ;)
Waggin at ya,
Roo
Blogger has been funny lately. :)
U is a good dog, no matter what kind u are. :) Woof woof! :)
You are the cutest deformed greyhound we know.
Just teasing!
Hugs,
Hi Puddles
We popped by to see where you is cos we not seen yer lately.
So, where are ye?
Roodles
Hector and Gang
xxx
Pudsssssssssssss... where are yoosssssssss hiding??? we are missing youssssssssssss.. come back quick will ya
Mom's lost two blogger followers, and she is worried because there are blogs she just can't comment on, no matter how hard she tries.
We always thought you looked kind of speedy!
Sam
Puddles.....hello is anyone out there? We miss you and hope your blogger issues are over soon
Hugs Madi and Mom
Good Golly Miss Molly
Puddles is back in the house..
I'm doing a happy kitty dance and well Mom needs some smellin' salt.
Happy days are here again.
Hugs and thank your girl for the loan of her 'puter!!
Madi and Mom
Hello Cutie Pie ♥
Meee agrees with Miss Ronnii and little Ujio :o)
You are HILARIOUS no matter what you are!
Smooches,
Neeko :o)
P.S. BTW what was in that drink you gave Meee at Pip’s Pawty; Meee has a terrible hangover…
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