sorries furs da crappy foto
So I was havin' a conversation withs my mum bouts us getting sick and I recorded it so ya'll could listen to it...or read it...whatevers.
Puddles: Mum, why does you thinks I gots sick?
Mum: Puddles I have no idea, the vet doesn't think it was viral since Whitney never got sick and you weren't running a fever.
Puddles: So I WAS POISONED! I'm guessing "somebuddy" shouldn't has called animal control on da neighbor's huh?
Mum: Well you weren't poisoned but it's possible someone threw something over the fence and you and Albert got it. And besides we said we weren't going to mention anything about animal control being called to anyone...ever.
Thinking to my self: da whole world is gonna knows nows.
Puddles: Kinda likes dat time they threw choco chip cookies, goldfishies, popsicle sticks, rocks, a mop, and a wig?
Mum: Yes just like that. But we'll never know exactly what happened.
Puddles: You knows mum, I was purty darn skeered furs my life theres fur a minute. You knows almost died. And I WAS sicker than brudder.
Mum: Puddles, you're being a little dramatic don't you think? Now, I was surprised that Albert got sick, I wasn't surprised with you.
Puddles: Mum, I still don't feel good, can you pet me?
Mum: You are fine and have been since Saturday, I have things to do.
Puddles:You is suppose to be at my every beckon call...I is sick.
Well then will you be a gem and fetch me a blankie? I must gets my beauty rest nows.
Mum: There are three blankets on the couch for you.
Puddles: Naw, I don't want them. They smells like dad.
Hey, can you gets me some Cheeto's? And then can you bring me some pee-cans from da yard? Oh and hand me da remote too. I'd also like my Albert fluffed, if you don't mind. Some water would be nice too since I is so parched. And just one more thing, can you has My Girl come and read me a story...I likes to be read to? Remember, I is sick.
Puddles: Mum...mum...wheres you goin'? Come back mum! Muuuuuuuuum!!!!!
Why is mum gettin' in my beer nows? Hers don't drink beer!!!!
Guess da conversation was
making her goes crazy overstimulating hers.
Well, truth is, I is betters today!
But, I is still tryin' to gets all I can outta dis.
Thanks everybuddy fur all your concern.