Monday, January 23, 2012

A Conversation With Mum

sorries furs da crappy foto

So I was havin' a conversation withs my mum bouts us getting sick and I recorded it so ya'll could listen to it...or read it...whatevers.

Puddles: Mum, why does you thinks I gots sick?

Mum: Puddles I have no idea, the vet doesn't think it was viral since Whitney never got sick and you weren't running a fever.


Puddles: So I WAS POISONED! I'm guessing "somebuddy" shouldn't has called animal control on da neighbor's huh?

Mum: Well you weren't poisoned but it's possible someone threw something over the fence and you and Albert got it. And besides we said we weren't going to mention anything about animal control being called to anyone...ever.
 Thinking to my self:  da whole world is gonna knows nows.

Puddles: Kinda likes dat time they threw choco chip cookies, goldfishies, popsicle sticks, rocks, a mop, and a wig?

Mum: Yes just like that. But we'll never know exactly what happened.

Puddles: You knows mum, I was purty darn skeered furs my life theres fur a minute. You knows almost died. And I WAS sicker than brudder.

Mum:  Puddles, you're being a little dramatic don't you think? Now, I was surprised that Albert got sick, I wasn't surprised with you.

Puddles: Mum, I still don't feel good, can you pet me?


Mum: You are fine and have been since Saturday, I have things to do.

Puddles:You is suppose to be at my every beckon call...I is sick.
Well then will you be a gem and fetch me a blankie? I must gets my beauty rest nows.
Mum: There are three blankets on the couch for you.

Puddles: Naw, I don't want them. They smells like dad.
Hey, can you gets me some Cheeto's? And then can you bring me some pee-cans from da yard? Oh and hand me da remote too. I'd also like my Albert fluffed, if you don't mind. Some water would be nice too since I is so parched. And just one more thing, can you has My Girl come and read me a story...I likes to be read to? Remember, I is sick.

Puddles: Mum...mum...wheres you goin'?  Come back mum! Muuuuuuuuum!!!!!

Why is mum gettin' in my beer nows? Hers don't drink beer!!!!
Guess da conversation was making her goes crazy overstimulating hers.

Well, truth is, I is betters today!
But, I is still tryin' to gets all I can outta dis.

Thanks everybuddy fur all your concern.



Mango said...

Miss Puddles,
Milk it for all it's worth. It is even better to pretend to be sick but feel fine. All the fun, none of the misery.


lori casto said...

awe so glad you are feeling better but milk it for all you can. :)

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

We would say milk it for all you can, but we think you might prefer some beer:)

We are so happy you are feeling better, Puddles. And look at you getting all cute and snuggly there with Albert. Stay well and don't eat anything that comes over that fence.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Ronnii, Uji & Izzy ( & Momma Tea ) said...

YAY da Puddles is better dis is cause fur celebrayshun woohoooooooo

Izzy, Uji n Ronnii
xxx xxx xxx

Mr. Pip said...

Keeping working it! I find throwing a little cough in helps or start shaking or limping ...all these tricks make the peeps come running!

But seriously, I am so glad you are better (though I won't tell your mum). We still have lots of trouble, I mean fun to have!

Your pal, Pip

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL Puddles!!
Mom is ROTFWTIHE...rolling on the floor with tears in her eyes.
Speaking of conversations with mom said and I quote
"that Puddles doesn't have a lick of cents"...Girlfriend I had no idea you destitute. Cheetos are in the mail!!
Hugs from your BFFF,

Declan said...

Glad you're better, but youn play it for all you can Hehe! Deccy x

road-dog-tales said...

Puddles - so glad you and Albert are feeling better. BUTT, you're MOM doesn't have to know you're feeling better, right?

And maybe you should think about, um, 'accessorizing' your fence some 'hot wire' just to make sure the neighbors are keeping their distance :)

The Road Dogs

jen said...

Glad to hear that you are feeling better. I think your Mom deserves a drink, she had a rough few days and she got pooped on!

Lovable Lily said...

Good try Puddles! Even tho Mom didn't buy the act, never stop trying...

Lily Belle

houndstooth said...

BOL! Puddles, what you need is a little bell to ring when you want something! That's what I do. It's best to wait until your human has just left the room to ring it again. Also, you want to make sure you ask for new collars and toys right now because they definitely make you feel MUCH better! ;)


Shawnee the Shepherd said...

I would has to agree, Puddles, that Albert needs floofing coz it taked me a minit to recognize him in that pikshure. I thought he woz one of your blankies.

Bobbi said...

Oh Puddles! I'm so glad you're feeling better... You always make me laugh!! Gracie says you might want to try chewing up a good shoe or a bill that hasn't been paid yet... that gets you lots of attention. (I wouldn't listen to her if I were you).
YOur picture is beautiful!

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, I'm sure glad you're feeling better! You definitely deserve more pampering after such a horrifying near-death experience.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Minna Krebs said...

a WIG over da fences!?!?! WTF?!?

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Your Albert needed floofin fur sure. Now don't be too hard on your mum.. she was prolly needin that beer. I hear it is grrrreat fur takin Poops Stains outta stuffs. That's what she was doin fur sure.

I am totally THRILLED that you are feelin better.. butt you gotta PROMISE to let your mom TASTE everythingy you find in your yard... BEFORE YOU do. OK???

Erika, Blair and crew said...

OH Puddles It sounds like the most frightening experience. I would tell you to milk it for all it worth but then you might be missing out on what else is going on. Lazing on the couch is ok for a little while but then what is going on in the kitchen?! When I got spayed there was no relaxing for me. I was running around like normal, but Mom says I'm crazy

ps. perhaps your Dad could make the fence really high?

Tucker said...

I think you should move YOur neighbors are too crazy.

woof - Tucker

Brian said...

I am just glad you are feeling better, you had me worried!

Remington said...

Happy to hear you are feeling better, my friend!

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Glad you are feeling better too! Maybe that's why Moms has been sick too!! Random poisoning!! YIKES!!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

The Websters said...

Yea Puddles! We're so glad you're feeling better but that you're still SO SICK that you need lots of attention =)

Psst. I have a secret. My aunt Abby (a mini long haired doxie) she figured out that if she sneezed while everyone was at the dinner table she'd get lots of attention. It worked for a LONG time until her mom took her to the vet. He busted her by saying, "If it's only during dinner, then she's doing it for attention."

Bah. What do vets know anyway?

Lots of love,


Peggy Frezon said...

I'm glad you're starting to feel better. That conversation with your mom didn't seem to garner the desired results though. Hmm, I find that the puppy dog eyes really work pretty well.

Jess and Glacier said...

Your neighbors threw what over the fence...?
Just glad you're feeling better, but some of your other furriends have it right; you should start asking for collars and toys right about now. :)

harrispen said...

That Albert sure makes a great pillow. I'm glad to hear that you both are feeling better. Stay away from those neighbors!


KB said...

So glad that you're feeling better.

But, keep milking it... or beering it, whichever you choose. You could request blankies that have just been warmed in the dryer. That's something that every sick dog should have.

rottrover said...

We loves seein' you sleepin' on your blob!!

-Bart and Ruby

GOOSE said...

Puddles I am sooo glad you are feeling better. I think some cheetos and beer will make you feel 100%. If you need me too I could come on by and have a "little" talk with the crazy neighbors. I can be very persuasive.
And KB is right a blankie right out of the dryer is the BEST.
Keep feeling better.
Blessings, Goose

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Sounds like you're going to need a bigger beer stash if you keep milking your illness. :)

Glad you are better. Let's hope your mom doesn't get sick now after waiting on your every whim. (You do have a lot of whims, Puddles.)

Nola said...

Milk it Puddles!
Dachshund Nola

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

We are so very glad you are feeling better! We don't blame you for milking it for all its worth!

chicamom85 said...

I am so happy that you are better and maybe Mom is just remembering what happened to her lap in the car...just saying. All I can say is work it, work it. You never know, my Mom always gives in.

licks and sniffs Sasha

Cape Cod Crew said...

Glad your feeling better Puddles! Milk is so tasty! Hehe!

XOXO ~ Cape Cod Crew

JackDaddy said...

If you keep going, maybe you can gets a beers too! :)

scotsmad said...

We're glad you're better....but you do need some extra coddling because you are recouperating.

We watched the Jeff Foxworthy show the other day and didn't realise how old it was until we saw Haley Joel Osment...BOL!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Corbin said...

Glad you're feeling better! I'll send some beer!
Oh, and you're right, I have a new foster sister that you will find out about tomorrow... BUT you're SUPPOSED to guess what's unique about her! That's what the HINTS are for! Silly Puddles, you never follow the rules.

Gloria Hood said...

BOL....sure glad your sickness didn't mess up your mind!
Lovies, Miss Mindy....oh yeah, Mom says I NEVER have to wear those Jammies again!!

Maggie and Mitch said...

We can sure learn a lot from you, Puddles! You really know how to work it, huh!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Pibble said...

We're so glad you're feeling better, Puddles! You know, you might have a little paranoia, thinking that you were poisoned and all. Has mom made an appointment with that Special Doctor for you yet?

If people are throwing things over the fence, I say - throw it back, plus more!

And, are laying on Albert in that photo? How... comfy...

Amber DaWeenie said...

Puddles, maybees you can still try and shoot out some poop and den stick your paw down your throat. Da Momma will be all worried and start taking special care of you again.

Zona said...

Miss Puddles,

I'm so glad you are feeling better! I'm not above eeking out a little extra attention. Mom calls that "faking it" but she's misreading the situation!!


PeeS - our moms are too alike with some things. For example, the reporting which we will never speak of to anyone. Is there a way to secure your space? Or to send them packing??? Grr...

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Were glad your better Puddle- but just keep the drama going - so you get some good treats or something.
Of course snap out of it- if you see your mom taking you to the vet,

Barbara said...

Pud, you better find something that will make your butt explode again if you want more attention. Yer mom is WRONG - I knows yous were poisoned! You have evil witches for neighbors!

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

We're so glad you and Albert are feeling better. We thought Whitney had also been under the weather. Glad she's ok. Do you really have such dangerous neighbors? Seriously, Puddles, think security cameras.

Jed & Abby

Kaunis Nelli said...

We are so happy that you both are better. But do use those pretty doxie eyes for your mum, maybe she will cave in and do what you want!

Anonymous said...

Awwww Puddles >>>HUGZ<<<

Minna Krebs said...

Can I get you anything?? A cup of herbal tea? Refluff your pillow.....err Albert? Sing you a Lullabye?

Bassetmomma said...

Sooo glad you are better! Whew! I like how you're still trying to milk it, though. And that Albert! Honestly I don't see how you get a word in edgewise, Puddles!

Anonymous said...

YAY! I'm super glad you're feeling betters BUTT I won't tell your mom so that she can keep bringing you beers and fluffing your Albert and stuff. BOL!

I still think it was maybe a failed Chipmunk Hit.

Wiggles & Wags,

ABBY said...

Oh Puddles we is all so glad you is beeter, guess what I am too. Ya fink we both got da same fing? Let's celleebrate our gettin beeter.


Cole said...

Bahahaha!! Way to milk it, girl!

Oskar said...

I'm so sorry that you & Albert were sick. I bet you do need some more pampering to feel better.

Nubbin wiggles,

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Puddles Puddles is too much girl. Sissy told me you was one of a kind and she was right. Mommy almist feel out of her chair laughing. Loved the part about fuffying "my Albert" up. I like to lay of Sissy like that too.

Sniff ya later....Weenie

PS.....Mommy said we gots neighbors that throw all kinds of stuff in our yard all the time.

What Remains Now said...

So glad the broke butts are better!

Alfie said...

I'm so glad you are better! Nobody ever throws anything in my yard. I guess that's a good thing. But there is always the kitchen table...and the people who drop food...beeheehee