Friday, January 20, 2012

Poop Happens or Does It?????

Welcome to anudder installment of "In Da Life Of Puddles"...starrin' Me, Puddles


I was POISONED!
Sorry, mum says I is bein' a drama queen...whatevers.

I was ridin' along in my automobile (to da vet's office)...hmmm, dat oughta be song.
Anyways, we ain't allowed to sit in da front seat when mum is drivin' so we has to sit in da back seat.
Wells all of a sudden I was possesessed by da poop monster and jumped in mum's lap and guess what I did?

I POOPED ALL OVERS HER!!!!!!!

Heres, I tooks da liberty of drawing ya'll a pikture whiles I was in da waitin' room so you could see.

Poor mum didn't knows whethers to laugh, cry, or vomit.
Hers did all three except fur laugh.

We finally made it to da vet's office and mum hads to go in withs Puddles poop all overs her...bwhahahahaha...sorry but I has to laugh.
Ahem, okays, so I still hads to cares of my bidness ALL overs their floor.

Then they tooks me back to da Evil Chamber where da crazy vet tech lady attempted to takes my temperture and I was all likes "Woman, don't you knows my butt hurts????" Hers obviously didn't cares cuz her done it anyways. I not has a fever.


Vet man (not my usual vet dat knows where I lives) comes in and tests me furs intestinal parasites. Well dat cames back negative...duh, cuz I was poisoned. Then he gaves me a big ginormous shot and ya'll it HURT liked da dickens. Dat was da furstest time I has EVERS jumped outta my skin from a shot.

Well da vet man starts blabbin'to mum dat me almost dyin' could be a number of things and dat it was just real difficult to pin point. He said I could has gotten into sumptin' (doubtful), could be a virus but him didn't think it was dat cuz I didn't has a fever, OR da neighbor's could has very well thrown sumptin overs da fence poisoned me. And there is a reason they would has...they don't likes us.

Well by dis time my poop had turned to nuttin' but blood.
I pooped blood...OMD!
It was grody lemme just tells ya'll.
I thoughts mum was gonna pass out.

We was sent home withs more medications, sumptin' to coat my gut and to keeps me from dehydratin', and some charcoal stuffs, and then some suffs furs da vomitting.
Others than alls dat I feels purty good...NOT!

Soooooo, dat was my trip t da vet and so very much apologize furs talkin' bouts my poops but I just thought ya'll should knows what happened yesterday and please continue withs your hilarious comments cuz da Puddles do needs a laugh today and lawd help, mum sure could use a laugh.

Oh and mum stayed on da couch woths me and Albert last night and hers didn't gets much sleep cuz I kept kicking her her was worried so we may be running late commenting...her is exhausted.

And Albert is doing way betters than me.

And I leaves ya'll withs a foto of me...in my better times when I wasn't poisoned.

Puddles...thanks fur all your well wishes, I greatly appreciate it.







83 comments:

Remington said...

Oh Miss Puddles! I am so sorry to hear this! I hope you get well quickly....those neighbors are BAD!

Bobbi said...

OH PUDDLES!!! I want you to move away now! Find another house that is surrounded by good people... I hear the house next to us will be up for rent soon. Gracie would love having you for her bff and next door neighbor.. and the only thing we'd throw over the fence (actually there is no fence) is doggie treats and peanut butter cookies... and cheetos.
Puddles, you sure do know how to tell a story.. you made me laugh already today and it isn't even 7AM yet. I am praying for you to get all better!! and for your poor mum!

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Oh Puddles, we so sorry your poop shooter still is messed up. The blood part is scary. Glad Albert is a little betters. We'll keep the prayer coming your way. Is Whitney OK?

Love your drawings. You could be an artist.

{{{huggies}}}....Mona

Minna Krebs said...

Uhmmmmmm.........in that foto, your mom is SMILING as you poop on her......what's up with that??

Minna Krebs said...

I am sooooooooo glad to are doing a little better today, cuz I was terribly concerned about you yesterday. I feel just awful that you had to go thru all of that misery..........

Butt (<--excuse word). I do have a quick question fur you, if you don't mind. When you was working on your will, did you leave me anything?

Lovable Lily said...

Goodness Puddles! I hope that the evil poop monster leaves your body real soon. Your poor Ma is so worried about you all. I really hope that it wasn't the nasty neighbor's that did this to you. Unfortunately there is no way to prove it right? You let us know if you need back-up! We're gather all our friends and come over there and leave poopies on their lawn!!

Hugs,
Lily Belle

What Remains Now said...

Gosh, Puddles. I was laughing my fool head off until the poopin' blood part, but I know you mom is takin' super good care of you and you'll be all better soon. Paws crossed and healing hugs.

Max the Quilt Cat said...

Ohhhhhh Puddles... what a horrible experience for you and for your mom... I can't imagine such a bad time. Well... we are all sending you ooodles of purrrrrrrrs to make you feel better and we'll be checking back on you. And, we're hoping your mom recovers too.

pawhugs, Max, Bugsy, Knuckles and HH

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Puddles, we hope you are doing better this morning. We are so sorry you are so sick. Here's hoping those meds and Mom's loving care make you all better. Keep an eye on those neighbors - we don't trust 'em at all.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Puddles this is just terrible. You should NOT have to be going through this!! Or having THAT going through YOU.. Are you SURE you didn't eat any spoiled ground hog or squirrels meat? You didn't eat any of those Pee Can worms did you?

Well Whatever caused it... I have my paws crossed that it will be cleared up speedy quick.
Here are some Vibes fur you and Albert too..
VIBES>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Sorry you are feelin so CRAPPY.

Tucker said...

Oh Puddles, I hopes you are going to be oks. Your Momma must be very scared about you and brudder Albert. I sure hope you gets better soon. My paws are crossed for you.

woof - Tucker

Bassetmomma said...

OMD! Puddles I feel so bad for you and Albert, too. (but I know your sicker) I sure hope that medicine the vet gave you helps. Your Momma must be worried sick! I do love your drawings of your poop adventures! It's nice you still have your sense of humor. Fred and Gloria have their paws crossed for you little buddy! Now let's get rid of those squirts!

~Shelle said...

Egad! You sure it was the neighbors? With what you've said about your mum, could it have been her cooking?
Just Kidding!!! Just Kidddddinggggg!!!

Feel better, Miss P and Brother A. Rest up (this is for the whole family.)

Much love, Milo and Dixie

Erika, Blair and crew said...

Ohh Puddles. Being sick just sucks doesn't it. I tend to have butt shooter problems when Mom is driving me in the car. Actually stuff comes out both ends so I have to stay in a kennel. Your poor Momma went into the vets with pooops all over. She must been soooo embarrassed! She will have to pack a bad of extra clothes in the car from now on!

Ruby and Penny said...

Puddles, we're so sad to know that you & Albert are not feeling to hot. We are sending tonnes of doxie feel better rayz your way.
Love Ruby & Penny
Pees - do you think you could be having a reaction to your vaccinations?

Mr. Pip said...

Oh Puddles, do you really think it was your neighbors!!! Oh this makes me MAD AS HECK!!! And if I weren't confined to this couch, I would come down and give them a piece of my mind.

Well, I sure hope you are feeling a little better. I am sending you my very best wishes for a full recovery.

Oh and nice work on the pooping in the lap thing. I've never done that, but I have dropped a load in a choice place where my papa has stepped in it.

Your best pal, Pip

Mr. Pip said...

P.S.: I just mentioned this whole thing with your neighbors to Rosie and she has agreed to come down there and take care of "the problem". My feline sister is NOT to be messed with you know - she doesn't even let the peeps trim her nails so she is ready for battle!

houndstooth said...

Bwaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! My mom laughed so hard with me that she nearly pooped her pants! Oh Puddles, at least you were able to share the misery. Now your mom knows just how bad you felt! My mom is going to be late to her meeting now, but she says it was worth it!

Oh, and look at this! http://scruffydogphotography.com/

Bunny

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! I like that Drama QUEEN!!! Poop be With You. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Erin T said...

Mom says that's she sorry to here that you are feeling bad. And hopes dat you all feel super fixed real soon.

Tex

mayziegal said...

You POOPED on your MOM!? WOW! I mean, you been talking about doing that for a long time but I never thought you would actually gets up the nerves.

And abouts this poisoning thing...I dunno if it was those kerazy neighbors of yours. You know what I think maybe it was? I thinks it was the family of that chipmunk you killed. Or maybe that gopher you gave the business to awhile back. Yep. They prolly took a hit out on you. Rodents are Most Revengeful in that way.

Oh, and I'll postpone my Condo Pawty (3 cases of Cheetos won't go bad, will they?) until you feel like coming.

Anyways, I hopes you get better real, real soon. My mom and me are thinking abouts you and sending you STRONG happy get-well vibes. We luvs you!

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Amber DaWeenie said...

Now me understands how you got your nickyname...Barrelbutt! Your butt is loaded and ready for firing at any time...Maybes you should point it at da neighbors.

Look on da bright side. At least your Mom didn't have to explain da problem to da vet!

jen said...

Puddles, that was the most detailed report of gross events that I have ever heard! I am so sorry that you are feeling so crappy (lol). I am trying not to laugh but you know that me and your mom were sisters in another life and this is totally something that would happen to me(being pooped on in the car. I hope she wasn't wearing her favorite outfit but if she was I know that poop washes out pretty good:)
Seriously though, I hope that you are feeling better soon, and that your mom gets a nice long nap:)

Ms. ~K said...

Stinking of you...

no, no...that's not right...

We mean "THINKING" of you!!! :)

Feel better sweet Puddles...
xoxo

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Ya think it was the Stoopids? Or mebbe one too many Pee-Cans? A Pee-Can with a worm in it? (Oh, I see Frankie alreddy covered that. Wot can I say, great minds think alike...) Anyways, hope the back door trots stop trotting. Now I feels the urge to go. Bai.

GOOSE said...

Now I know this is serious matter, I do. But BOL! MOM thought I was having a seizure as I read your post. OMD, I almost pooped myself.
No Puddles I can be there in a flash to take out your neighbors. I can even put together a crew to help me. Just say the word and I am there. Grrrrrrrrr.
I hope you get better soooooon. You sure do have a great mom. Thinking and praying for you and Albert my friend.
Blessings,
Goose

Minna Krebs said...

Bwahahahaha..........

I came back to leaves you with a witty comment, and then I read what Miss Amber said bout your mom not,needing to explain the reason fur your visit to da VET. Bwahahahaha Bwahahahaha

Now I done forgots what I was gonna say.....



I will prolly be back....

Bwahahahaha

The Websters said...

OH Puddles! You poo'd on your mama? She must love you so much!!! I forwarded this on to my grandma and auntie because they love doxies too and we're all praying for you!

Also, you let us know if you need us to take care of those neighbors!

Lots of Love,

Nora

Helen Pavlac said...

That must have been so scary for everyone involved! I really hope the neighbors aren't to blame.

harrispen said...

I hope you feel better soon Miss Puddles (and Albert). Sounds like you had quite the adventure getting to the vets.

Cindy

Gloria Hood said...

So you pooped on the Mama!Holly Crap! Bahahaha, So sorry Mom! (hehe) But really, We are scared for you now! Dang neighbors, if thats the case. Sure hope you are better real soon!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

HoundDogMom said...

Oh, Puddles....we are so sorry to hear you have had the poop shooters. We hope you are feeling better, but our Mom has a headache becasue she fell out of her chair and hit her head from laughing so hard. BOL Sorry...Just saying but the part of you pooping on your Mom just busted our guts open. As for your neighbors we hope they would never do that to a sweet Puddle. We think the Blogville investagators may need to look into these neighbors of yours. Get well soon. Sniffs, The HoundDogs

Brian said...

I sure am worried about you Puddles and I sure hope you are all better soon, really, really soon!

The Heartbeats said...

I don't think it was the neighbors. I think its was the skirrels you been chasing! They have tried to assasinate you!

Wiggles,
Calhoun

Madi and Mom said...

O M D(achshund)
PUDDLES
Mom wants to commend you on your quick thinking to jump in Mum's lap! We know she wasn't thinking clearly BUTT (pun intended)we expect she would rather have had your explosive poop on her rather than on her car seat. After all, she can toss the clothes with Eau de Puddle Poop BUTT (pun intended) what would have have done with the car seat. OH WAIT A MINUTE..if she had to toss the car seat, the next time she locked her keys in the trunk she would have had easier access to the trunk with the seat out of the way....Just sayin'!!

Sweet friend hope you both got a chuckle out of our attempt and please know how relieved and happy we are to hear you and Albert are better.
Hugs, purrs and snuggles,
Madi and Mom

The Websters said...

Hi Puddles,

My auntie's names (the doxies) are Abby and Pixie. No donnas in our family.

It is not normal for Sibes to have floppy ears. Mrs. Master wonders if he isn't secretly a St. Bernard. =)

Did you know they have doggy dna testing? If he wasn't a foster, we'd consider it =)

Hope you're feeling better!

Nora

Madi and Mom said...

MOL Puddles WELL DONE if you are going to do something do it to the best of your ability. And you nice of you to be inclusive of all around you so no one feels left out!!

For some reason, we can actually see/hear your Mum driving down the road pitching a hissy fit. I bet everyone your town knows to clear a path when the see the PUDDLES MOBILE tooting (pun intended) along.
Hugs Madi

Madi and Mom said...

PS Mom just remember a sign she saw in a yard in our 'hood recently.
"Poop happens, but please not here".
Maybe you should bet Mum one of those signs for her car??!!
M&M

Jess and Glacier said...

Oh, poor Puddles, but poor Mom too. Tell her that she is not alone in the getting pooped on category. At least it was by her own dog, and a small one at that. Someone else's Golden Retriever climbed up into my lap while I sat on the couch and pooped all over me. Apparently, she was trying to tell her Dad who was sitting beside me, but ya know...LOL
Hope you start feeling better. Maybe your mom should poison your neighbors...woops, did I say that?

Amy said...

Oh Puddles, mom & I hope you feel better soon, butt troubles are the worstest!!

*Jasper

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Letter to the STOOPIDS...

You are in some REAL BIG TRUBBLE NOW you big old CRAP HEADS..
Puddles and Albert are NOT to be MESSED with (Whitney either). You may as well just Pack up and MOVE beclaws there is a WHOLE BUNCH of us that are EATIN like PIGS and SAVING up OUR POOPS.. WE are ON our WAY and we intend to FILL YOUR Yard with 87 tons of the STINKIEST TURDS We can Collectively MANUFACTURE.
You can Hide BUTT you Can't out
MANURE Us!! We Will FLUSH you out!!
Your life is going down the...Poop Shooter.
Signed,
The Blogville Squat and Squirt Squad

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, there's nothing much worse than a crazy poop shooter! Too bad about your mom's clothes and I bet the other peeps at the vet were sorry too! BOL. I sure hope you feel better soon and I think there's a lightning bolt with your neighbors' names on it! Zzzzzap.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Nola said...

Oh no Puddles! You poor thing! I bet it was the neighbors that poisoned you, they sound so evil! I hope you feel better soon girlfuriend
Dachshund Nola

scotsmad said...

Poisoned!!!! Poor Puddles...and Albert. Needles, thermometers, medicine....you pooped on the wrong person! Can just see your mum clearin' out the waiting room when she went in with your poop all over her. Bwuhaahaa!

You take care of yourself, girl.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

How come they never have the camera for the really funny stuff?

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hi Puddles
it sounds to me like the poop monster is sooo mad now!
But I hope all those meds help you.
What are you going to do about those bad neighbors who poisoned you?
Get better soon,
love tweedles

Bruschi said...

OMD PUDDLES! This is serious business! Do you think your neighbors are poisoning you and Albert! OMD what sickos you have living near you! My mommy would be raising hell I tell you! Well, at least your Mommy is keeping a sense of humor seeing you pooped all over her BOL BOL! Hey poop happens like you said!!! Feel better soon to all you!!!
And tell those neighbors there's an angry blog world out there....GRRRR

PS- Did you rig Ebby's test results?! BOL

Mr. Pip said...

Just pooping, I mean popping by to check on you. Hope you are feeling better ...cause you know, I could really use a "turkey" burger and no one else seems to want to help me out.

Your pal, Pip

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Of all times to suddenly scale the seat and sit on your mom's lap! We feel so sorry for her.

That's worse than years ago when Jan's dog got loose, ate something he shouldn't, appeared just as the family was leaving, jumped in the car, and down the road, he vomited stinky goop all over her good dress. At the destination, she had to change into her grandmother's dress to go out to dinner, and roll-l-l-l up the waist cause her grandmother was taller and heavier.

Boy, Puddles, you topped Jan's dog!

JackDaddy said...

Well, by the time she reads all these comments, I hope that everyone is feeling better and that everything is staying inside where it belongs, except when it is supposed to be and where it is supposed to be, which is probably outside, so maybe I'm not sure exactly what I am saying! :)

Corbin said...

Somethin' like this happened to me on my birthday and I couldn't have any bully sticks. But mom made me chicken and rice... so when i started feeling better, I tried to hide my poop in the back yard so she wouldn't see it was normal and still feed me the chicken... didn't work.
-Corbin
Oh, and I sure do hope you feel better soon! Pooper problems are no fun...

Corbin said...

Maybe some beer will help...
-Corbin, agian.

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Holy crap Puddles!!! (Sorry we couldn't resist). We are thinking that some gigiantical fence needs to go up in your yard so the nasty neighbors can't throw stuff over it. Also, your Mom needs to catch some of your poops in a bag and put it on the nasty neighbors porch and light it on fire!!! HA HA HA!! That would be funny (as long as she didn't get caught).

Seriously though, we are purring and purring for you all to get better! If you really was poisoned we are gonna have to teleport over and leave some poopies for your neighbors!!! That or use our awesome claws of doom (well Junior and Sammys claws of doom) and let them have it!

A MilShelb Mom said...

Oh my goodness!!! (Or should we say "our goodnesses"?) Holy cow! That is not good. We hope that you are better very soon!! We hope that your neighbor did NOT do that. That would be just awful. Maybe you should bite them. OR maybe your Mom should take some of that poop (since you have plenty) and set it on their porch... on fire! LOL We saw that on tv once. Too funny!
Seriously, though- we hope you feel better SOON!
~Milly and Shelby

A MilShelb Mom said...

PS- There are some houses in our neighborhood for sale. How does Columbia sound? :) And our Mom will bake you cookies!!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh Puddles! Whats a hiney to do
Benny & Lily

Remington said...

Dr. Remington here....just checking in with you to see how things are going....hope things have settled down. If you need anything let me know. Remember I do make house calls....

Zona said...

OMD... POISONED??? I have no words... How could anyone mess with you three? Don't they you know who YOU are?? I pray it's just a bad pecan or somethin'!!! Please keep us posted. I hope you feel better REAL soon. Like by the time you read this! (I have to admit, I did BOL at the misery you must have been in during that car ride. Oh and your mom probably didn't enjoy it too much either!)

Wags,
Zona

Zona said...

PeeS - Do you read the blog Hyperbole and a Half? It's not nearly as funny as yours but her drawings make us chuckle. You might like it!

Cole said...

Oh, Puddles! I bet you and the momma were mortified that you pooped on her.

I betcha mom saran wraps the car before your next trip to the vet too!

Mango said...

Puddles,
Only you can make having the exploding butt into something funny to read. Your poor mom!

I sure hope that vet knows what he is doing. I am not sure that charcoal is an actual food group, but it is better than lettuce.

I am for sure sending you big vibes because I can't stand thinking of you all sick and stuff.

Slobbers,
Mango

Maggie Mae said...

Puddles!

Max is ready to hop on da train and come down to your house to help your sweet mom take care of you! We is so happy you is better now. Just remember our offer to have some of dad's Genovese (mafia) relatives have a talk wif da STOOPID's. :)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Lorenza said...

Oh-oh!
Now I have the image in my mind of you pooping on your mom! Haaa!
Ooops!
I hope all those meds are helping you to feel better!
Please take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

KB said...

Oh Puddles. It sounds like you feel awful. I'm so sorry. If it makes you any less worried, my dogs have thrown up blood and pooped blood, and they've always survived it. You will too!

Now, I have to admit that I laughed out loud about you pooping all over your mom. I thought that I'd experienced all the horrific things that a dog guardian could experience... but you proved me wrong. Your poor mom... but you told it so funny!

Perhaps you could go poop on the neighbors?

Tessa the Maltese said...

OMD Puddles! I sure is sorry to hear that some crappy neighbor poisoned your poop shooter!

This is terrible! I sure hopes that your Mom is OK, sheesh she is either steppin in IT or gettin it ALL over her shirt. Wow, she likes attracts poop don't she?

Well, hang in there Puddles. I sure hopes that you feels LOTS better real quick!

woos, Tessa

Grady and Leonardo said...

OMD! We sure hope you get over your case of the poopies and return to feelin like your most awesomest self.

Moms thinks your drawings are the best and even though she is worried about you, she loved the art.

IF those nasty neighbors keep trying to poisioneds you, I would start poopin on their property (accidentally of course!).

Get Well Soon.
Love, Leo, Grady and Moms.

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

OMD, Puddles! Sounds like all three of you have a terrible case of some kind of gastroenteritis. Sure hope your vet knows what he's doing. We mean, charcoal! Hope all three of you are feeling better.

Would your neighbors really put poison in your yard? Maybe your dad needs to put up some of those spy cameras aimed at their house so you can catch them in the act and put them in jail, if they're guilty. Then you can sue them for your vet bills and your mom's cleaning bills.

Stay safe and get well soon.

Jed & Abby

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Hey Puddles. We had to come by and check on ya again. I think Frankie's has the right idea. I'm on way over to huis house right now. Not only am I eating like a pig to lay a bomb at their door but I got gas soemthing fierce and I'm saving that up too!! That'll drive out of town for sure.

Sniff ya later........Weenie

chicamom85 said...

Hi Puddles and thanks for visiting me. This is my first time visiting you and wow did I learn a lot. My Mommy cried a little too when she read what you did to your Moms lap and she said Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I didn't cry, I wonder what my Mom would do. I have also had the poops and weird sounds coming out of my butt, but no bloodys, thank dog. My Mom stayed up all night with me too. We are pretty lucky pups.

licks and sniffs Sasha(your new pal)

Maggie and Mitch said...

We're sure that you didn't mean to poop on your mom, Puddles. Crap happens, right?
We hope you feel better soon in a hurry!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Pibble said...

I'm not la... bwaaaa...laugh....bwaahaa.... laughing... BWAAAHAHAHAHAAA- ahem - laughing, Puddles, but gosh, bwaa... this is just... bwaha... killing me... I remember my Lucy peeing on me once on the way to the vet because she really hates the car. So, it's not really that funny because your pooper problems are serious but your mom really is a good sport!

Feel better sweetie!

Remington said...

Dr. Remington here....just checking in this morning to make sure your night went well. Call me if you need anything. Take care and no beer and cheetos today, Doctors orders....

Ronnii, Uji & Izzy ( & Momma Tea ) said...

Ohhh Puddles wee is so sorry yoo has da explodin poop shooter butt wee has to say it dids make us laff dat yoo pooped on yor Mom, our Moms sayd 'Oh Poor Puddle Mom dats awful fur her' butt wee knows yor Mom wos more worried fur yoo den fur her bein stinky n poop covered.
Wee is hopin yoo is feelin better n wee is sendin yoo healin vibes n pawsitve forts n keepin yoo in our prayers. Yoo needs to gets better real quick cos wee need yoo to bee at da pawty

Luvs
Uji, Izzy n Ronnii
xxx xxx xxx

Jibz Actions said...

So funny! You and Puddles made my day! Thanks!

Elyse and Riley said...

Only one thing to say... BWAHAHAHA!!

Okay, two things... Feel better soon! And stop shooting poop! (Well, dang, that was three things!).

Elyse and Riley

ABBY said...

Puddles
we should share poop stories...and do ya have some bomit stories I do.

We haven't been around much lately. Thank you for your caring words on Abby.They are so appreciated at this time when the Mom is freaking out over her illness.
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

Wyatt said...

Puddles,
Holy Smokes, we miss a couple of days checking in with you and look what happens! Not sure if we should laugh or cry....glad you are feelin' better. I'm going to go bite your neighbors now!

Wyatt

Declan said...

Wow I's so sorry about your exploding bum - I am a fellow sufferer - but Mum nearly wet herself reading your post! The other morning I had expoding bum in the kitchen, went poo paddling and then rolled in my bed - Mum was so pleased...hmmmmm... Consider having your bum explode on the neighbours doorstep.. ba*t*rds. Hope you feel much better soon. Deccy x

Chicco said...

Oh, i'm so sorry to hear this. I hope all is better now!
Have a nice day.
Woof, woof,

Chicco

rottrover said...

OMD Puddles!! You and your mom must have been so scared! We hope you all are feeling better!!

-Bart and Ruby

Roo said...

Good grief! K, I laughed for your Mom with the poo smeared all over her ;)

Now Puddles, what's up with poopin blood?!*! That's not a good thing to do! :( So I'm guessing the charcoal was to clean out the poison from your system. Not some leftover pressies the vet was holdin out from Christmas right? ;)

I sure hope you're feelin better! And that your Mom doesn't have permanent worry lines in her face. I am sending you healing vibes through the Power of the Paw dear Puddles! :) Get well! er pawlease with cheetoes on top :)

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Jbenz said...

Awww Puddles, I hope you're feeling much better quickly!!! being sick is no fun!! :(
don't poop on your mum again though, k? us humans no like-ee the dog poop on us. :-P
<3
Jbenz

road-dog-tales said...

Okay, now look, you tell your vet that you don't what they're trying to pull, BUTT you KNOW for a FACT they can take your temperature in your EAR and super quick, too. None of that messin' around the nether regions anymore. Just sayin' . . .

The Road Dogs

Barbara said...

How did I miss this one???

IT'S YER STOOOPID NEIGHBORS!!

Let me at em, let me at em!! If dey did dis, dey is gonna answer to me!! We will come and bites dem hard!!

PS: I think its very funny you pooped on your mom. And her car. You did good.