Mangominster

While I was convalescing afters my near death experience, I decided to works on my Mangominster entry. But, I was forced withs a dilemma....

So I says to myself, "Nows Gorgeous, what ever category is you gonna enter since you has so many endearing qualities and so well rounded furs each one?"

It was a tuff decision to make but afters I thoughts long and hard...and thought some mores... and did more thinkin' and eventually had a headache...I finally decided.

Nows I knows ya'll all thoughts I would prolly enters da Too Darn Cute category...

But I ain't.
Cuz ya'll sees, there is mores to me than just a purty face.
(no, really there is)
Aaaaaand since I do be so modest...bwhahahaha...ahem, anyways,
 I decided to get back to my doxie roots and goes withs da...

WORKIN' STIFFS!

I ain't your average workin' dog by no means.

See, I be a dachshund and dat makes me a HUNTER HUNTRESS.

And a freakin' awesome hunter I might add (givin' myself a pat on da back)

I was bred to do dis kinda work...okays, my ancestors were but it is still ingrained in me.

But you must remembers dat I only hunt furs da shear fun and thrill to protect my peeps and territory.

Sooooo, let's get on withs da show shall we?

Intruders has been known to infiltrate da Puddles Perimeter.

Come heres Squirrely, I has treat furs you.

But don't think I just sit and stare...I take my job seriously.

Take Mr. Groundhog furs example...

I was wounded in da battle and has a humongus skar nows.

Dats why they calls me "Skar Neck"...

 ...ummmm, okays so I made dat part up.

Once again, I was put to test with anudder intruder....Mr. Chipmunk

And yea, sometimes I do gets blood and guts on me but it's only fur protecting da ones I loves.

You can also add a squirrel, 2 rats, a mole, and a fly to da resume.

Sometimes I EVEN has to go where no dog dares to go...

... way down in deep, dark caves wheres da boogeyman lives.
But I ain't skeered, I is fierce.

One can nevers be sure what is in da yard so I also has to takes da proper precautions NO matter WHAT it may be.

Squirrels has been known to be cloned as pillows.
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Nows da safety of my peeps ain't limited to da yard.
Sometimes I has to be on da look out in da house to, you nevers know what dangers lurk theres.
You may needs to view da next foto at your own risk
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Unfortunately, I hads to take Barbie down too.
Hers was up to no good.


I has also been to sacrifice myself and gets bit by a tarantula just to keeps my peeps safe from harm.

My eyeball was practically hangin' outta my head ya'll.

I  also has to protect da environment sometimes too.

"Okays, I gots all da recyclables out, your welcome mudder earth".

Bein' a Worker dog, I also must protect mum when hers goes outside so hers don't fall.
Ya'll knows how graceful hers can be...NOT!

So it is my duty to clean up da pee-cans so hers don't go splat and has da 'hood laughin' at hers.

My workin' ain't just limited to fun and games eithers.
Sometimes I has to help my girl withs her school projects.

It's a tuff job but somebuddy has to do it cuz I be da only one qualified.

I is one proud doxie to serve and to protect...and still be hawt doin' it.

Okays I is done...dis be gettin' too long and I has WORK to do.

Puddles