I'll gives ya'll one guess who be sick nows.
Okays wells dat didn't takes long at aaaaaalls to guess.
Yep, I has da explosive butt nows and my mum is
freakin' out handling it purty wells considering there be two of us nows withs da broken butt. Did I mention we throwin' up too?
How bouts a recap?
Ain't no sense in leavin' anything out....bwhahahaha...I made a funny.
Ahem, okays never mind.
Wells, I went outside to do my bidness and I hearded these kerazy squirtin' noises and it skeered da jeepers outta me so bad dat I ran and ran all overs da yard and under da deck and on top of da deck and back out in to da yard again...I looked likes a kookoodawg.
I tried so desperately to gets away from da squirty sound.
Here I drew a pikture so ya'll could gets da whole effect.
Wasn't dat very thoughtful of me?
I thinks I was poisoned.
(But then again, I hasn't eaten any of mum's cookin'.)
Has anybuddy seen my Stoopid Neighbor's?
We's gonna be just fine though.
But just in case, I'm gonna go work on my will until da vet opens.
Puddles...off to da VET AGAIN withs a
freaked out calm mum