I'll gives ya'll one guess who be sick nows.
Okays wells dat didn't takes long at aaaaaalls to guess.
Yep, I has da explosive butt nows and my mum is freakin' out handling it purty wells considering there be two of us nows withs da broken butt. Did I mention we throwin' up too?
We is.
How bouts a recap?
Ain't no sense in leavin' anything out....bwhahahaha...I made a funny.
Ahem, okays never mind.
Wells, I went outside to do my bidness and I hearded these kerazy squirtin' noises and it skeered da jeepers outta me so bad dat I ran and ran all overs da yard and under da deck and on top of da deck and back out in to da yard again...I looked likes a kookoodawg.
I tried so desperately to gets away from da squirty sound.
Here I drew a pikture so ya'll could gets da whole effect.
Wasn't dat very thoughtful of me?
I thinks I was poisoned.
(But then again, I hasn't eaten any of mum's cookin'.)
Has anybuddy seen my Stoopid Neighbor's?
We's gonna be just fine though.
But just in case, I'm gonna go work on my will until da vet opens.
Puddles...off to da VET AGAIN withs a freaked out calm mum
57 comments:
Oh dear. That happened to my Grandpa Angus except that it was inside and his poop shooter went all mental fits and scared him near death and he sprayed EVERYWHERE. We called it the ring of fire.
I sure hope you douse that fire in the hole quickly. No fun having a hurt tummy.
Slobbers,
Mango
Ohhh mi paws Miss Puddes yot poop shooter is busted too? Dats not a good fing at all, wen mi poop shooter goes all kapluueey DML givs mee eggshell witch mee lovs to nom n dat binds mee up a treat butt mee is da only one out ovs us 3 dat likes it.
Wee hopes yoo feel better soon
Lov
Uji
xxx
Oh, no fun, no fun at all!
Our five went through the same thing, starting the week after Christmas. One after the other, poooooop everywhere. Up all night, pooooop, pooooop, poooop. It was most scary with the older ones because it lasted for a few days. The younger kids only had it overnight.
Way too much poop. How do you tiny little things have so much poo in you?!
Get better, Puddles. You really don't have to work so hard to live up to your name!
OH NO Puddles, you too? Them poop shooter problems are terrible. I don't mean to scare your Mommy, but that's how my Cushings started, throwing up and pooping together.
Hope ya feal bettr soon. Love your drawing!!
{{{huggies}}}....Mona
You jinxed yourself yesterday.... and didn't get yourself a voodoo doll.
Poor, sweet Puddles. Hope you are feeling better, your brother and sissy are getting better, and Mum is calming down. :(
Love, Milo and Dixie
Geeeeee, I sure hope your poop shooter gets better soon! I had the opposite problem once. Too much butt hairs, and it dried there and no more poops could get out. Mom saved the day with sissors!!!
Lovies, Miss Mindy
At first I thought that was an illustrative of where all you pooped!
I exclaimed..." That was some Big A$$ed Explosion"!!
Maybe your mom should consider making over the guest bedroom as a little apartment for your VET. Be more convenient. Just a thought
OH NO PUDDLES!! Do you and Albert have a bug? Bless your heart that must be a most annoying malady for a lady such as you to endure. Thank goodness your mom has the vet on speed dial. Seems like last year about this time I remember reading that several puppies were dealing with this very thing. Take care sweet friend and know that Mom and I are purring for you, Albert and Mom!!
Keep us posted,
Hugs from your BFFF,
Madi
MOL I just saw MinnaK's comment about making up a room at your house for your VET! She is a funny Doxie
Hugs Madi
Broken butt is my least favorite ailment for the pups. I hope you all get well soon.
Oh My, I am so sorry you are having the problem too and it is good you are going to the vet as soon as they open.
They will give you medicine to help.
I hope you all get feeling better soon.
I am very sorry to hear that you've fallen prey to the attack of the butt plague! Hopefully the vet will be able to help. I'm glad we aren't coming to dinner at your house anytime soon, no offense!
Bunny
Well that stinks.... hehehehhehehe
Calhoun
Awwwwww, Puddles, we are purring that you and Albert's butts get mended really quickly!!!!!!
Our mama is kinda in the same boat as you and Albert....but we let her stay in the house......:)
xxxxxxxx
I ain't coming near ya 'cause I don't want to me in the line of fire...
Feel better soon my friend!!
Hugs,
Lily Belle
OK... so now SHE has Broken YOUR POOP Shooter too. I guess she didn't get the bubble wrap fur you.
So you not only had the sickie tummy butt also the Poop Shooter gone wild followed by the PHARRRRRRRRRRTS ? WOW.. THOSE can really be scary. You think that a BEAR is chasing your butt.. and INVISIBLE Bear.
So you have the BEAR BUTT syndrome I guess.
I am very much sorry that your poop shooter has gone over to the Wild Side.. Like Alberts.
BUTT (that's a PUN) look on the bright side... It has gotta be a RIOT watchin your mom trying to SPOON up the Poops.
That should be a fun ride to the vet! Maybe you should put one of those tie-string garbage bags around your waist for the ride. Hey, did we just come up with a new fashion trend???
Hope you feel better soon, Puddles!
The Road Dogs
We all send you lots of purrs! Puddles puddles are no fun!
Poor Puddles! There is nothing scary than those squirting noises except when you realize they're coming from yuour own butt!
Oh my, the squirties are never fun, especially when it is coming from both ends! I sure hope you feel better soon Puddles and that the vet can get our butt back working properly:)
Oh No! Nothing worse. Unless the neighborhood cats are watching, they wern't were they? GET BETTER SOON!
Blessings,
Goose
OH NO! We feel very sad for you! Both Everest and I had some sickies this past week. He probably gave it to me (duh).
The good part was that we got to eat some yogurt! Yum.
We're all better now and hope that you get better too!
Lots of Love,
Nora
Poor Puddles. I hope the vet can fix your poop shooter for you. Lets hope that Whitney doesn't fall prey to that same bug you and Albert have too. I'm not sure your mom could take it.
Cindy
You nose what me tinks. Whitney done did it. Her couldn't poop fur so long and now her put da hex on you and Albert. Was you guys makin' funs of her when her couldn't poop?
Oh no! I hope all turns out okay, my friend....
sounds like you need cooked white rice with low fat cottage cheese to fix your hiney
Benny & Lily
We'd guess freaked out mom was correct. We don't envy her having two of you sick with .. ahem, at the same time. We hope you both get better so your mom can take a rest.
oh nooooooooooooooo.. your momma broke you too?? i did tell you to stay farrrrrr far away from her you know.. but i sure love your "route map" of the poopy adventure... sure made my hooman rolled off laughing.. she is a mean cow.
Now.. drink more waters.. and don't be afraid of them squirty thingys.. and you can cap or recap them butts.. and get well soon Missy Puddles. You haveta get well for yer date with Max you know..
woofs n licks,
Dommy
and.. we will keep all of you in our prayers tonite.
Oh goodness! What in the world is going around in your home! We will be purring for it to stop going around and for you and Albert to get better!!!
We just saw your comment about your broken shooter and came to see what was going on. Funny, the first thing we thought of the da neighbors - are they STILL there?
Hope the vet can get you and Albert feeling better and keep it from Whitney.
Woos- Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
Puddles...please, please, please get betters soon. You're supposed to bring the beer for the pawty in my condo, remember? Plus, well, a pawty just isn't a pawty with the Puddles there.
Do you think Cheetos would make your poop-shooter feel betters?
I'm sending you my Most Pawerful Brindle Vibes that you gets all better real, real soon.
Healing wiggles & wags,
Mayzie
Well for goodness' sake, you poor little dear!!!
Do take it easy and we hope for better news soon!
Sassy had explosive poops once and it was WILD, like Modern Art!!!
xoxo
enjoy your chicken and rice... sorry your tummy's upset. maybe you should cut down on the moonshine and back fat. just sayin'....
-bart and ruby
Hey Puddles!
Wow, I'm so sorry to hear that your poop shooter is on the fritz. That's horrible. I gotta say that your visual effect gave me the giggles. I'm sure your dogtor will fix you up and I'm sending healing vibes to help out too.
BTW: When you are feeling better, don't forget to send pix of you and your Valentine's date Max to get into the King & Queen contest!!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Hi and thanks for visiting me. I came over to meet you and I am...kind of blushing at reading this. I hope your bottom side is getting better and those weird froggy noises arent leaking out of you anymore. I get those sometimes(blushing again) and it scares the poop out of me(literally) and I run away from it too. My Mom and sister complain about the froggy sounds smelling bad, but I can't help that froggies stink. Oh well, I hope you are better now.
licks and sniffs Sasha(your new pal)
Oh Puddles! First Whitney, then Albert, and now...GASP...you!?!? Good griefies...what is going on in your neck of the woods? Maybe you need a little bit of the old pumpkin trick (well, don't eat old pumpkin, that might make your poop shooter worse!).
Riley had to go to the V-E-T today too. Hope you don't act as crazy/goofy/nerdy as she did! She doesn't have a kerazy poop shooter though, thank God!!
Hope you feel better soon and Albert too!
Elyse and Riley
Uh oh....hope you get right soon.
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & roxy
Puddles!!!
Ooh no! I am so sad dat you has got problems wif your pooper shooter too. Max is very concerned and him wants you to know dat he is sendin' you a big hug to helps you get better. We is sendin' extra boxer puppy prayers too.
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
Puddles... we are speechless! That illustration had us in fits of laughter! We've only just settled down enough to comment.
Hope you get better soon! I don't think you want to go to a dance with Max with a broken poop shooter...
Sam and Pippen
Oh I hate it when that happens!! Hope it gets better soon!!
wags
Jazzi and Addy
Oh no Puddles! I hope you feel better soon
Dachshund Nola
Oh no. Not you too. I have to admit though, you had me laughing so hard that The Daddy over here thought I am nuts. I hope you feel better soon.
Puddles
our Mom's need to join up.
Her head is about to explode too.
We hope you are feeling better.
Let's hope we both feel better!!
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
Oh my dogness. I come back to this news... I hopes your squirty sounds are over SOON. Did you mom wait until the vet opened? Or did she text him and email him and pound down his door like my mom likes to do? She is SO embarrassing.
Get well soon wags,
Zona
Uh oh!! We hope you feel better soon!
~Milly and Shelby
PS- Mom says for you to keep that over on your side of SC. Thanks! ;)
Oh no, Puddles! I have been there and it's no fun. Hang in there and just get it all out so you feel better soon! My paws are crossed that you are back to your old self in no time!!
Sending you lots of love and cheetos (oops, guess you don't want any Cheetos)
Your best pal, Pip
Oh-noes!
I hope you are much better now!
Those issues are not funn, right?
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Oh my... I hope that you and your brudder feel better soon Puddles.
One of our dogs who is now at the Rainbow Bridge got the explosive butt disease... and he made a maze like yours *inside* the house! Imagine dat.
Maybe we should sic Allred on your neighbors.
Pud, I told you to stay away from your brudder or you'd get da poops too! I am going to send you our special cork to stop yours, okay?
poor puddles and puddle's mom! we have been there before - a little scary. i hope you all recover from your butt problems and those tummies all feel better!!
OMD how did your Mom break YOUR butt?
sheesh, don't take your Mom to the Vet she might break ALL the other dogs and kitties!
woos, Tessa
Oh gosh-I hope the cork from Barbara works until you can get to the butt doctor
love
tweedles
OMD...this doesn't good at all. We've never had that problem. Now we have been known to toot and wake ourselves up and look around to see where it came from. BOL Hopes you feels better real soon!
Wags!
Mr. Nubbin
I'm with you Pals... Still got squirty Butt issues myself. Mum was sp pleased when she had to get up at 4.30am to take my farting self outside... Deccy x
Dat happens to mes when I eats chicken, i sure hopes you are ok.
woof - Tucker
Oh no! We hope you and Albert both feel better soon, Puddles! Being sick is the pits!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
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