Pip, get betters...PUUUUUUUULEASE!!!!!
I hopes a band-aid will helps.
Back during Christmas I recieved a most deeeeeelish Sugar Cookie recipe from Frankie and I just couldn't waits to try it out.
I told mum hers had to cooks them right away.
Nows da recipe calls fur:
a bunch of flowers
a little bit of baking power
a dab of vanilla stuff
a dash of salt
and around abouts a red solo cup and half of butters
Mix all it up and stick it in da freezer box fur a little bit
Then you roll it all out on a surface dat has more flowers on it.
Use some cookie cutters to cuts purty shapes in.
Yay, finally I is gonna gets some bone cookies...
What does you mean we don't has a bone cookie cutter?
...except we didn't haves a bone cookie cutter....
(Could haves marked it withs a "P" furs me...get it? Shawnee I hopes dat song don't gets stuck in your head)
...nor did we has da flowers, vanilla, butter, or eggs. Ummm, yea, we didn't has sugars eithers.
Folks, these are da staples of ANY household and we had NONE of it.
I thoughts...what IS we gonna do?
"OMD...you can'ts be serious...prebaked cookies?"
Alls I can say is WTH?
Wells, ifs dat is all I has to works with then I guess it'll do
"uh, does we has a cookie pan?"
"I opens da package furs you mum...maybe you want gets hurts if I helps you."
" Hang on mum, da kitchen is da other way."
Then mum slaps da PRECUT cookies on da pan...
( Roll it up, roll it up; And throw it in a pan!...ahem, Shawnee)
yeppers, we aktually hads a cookie pan. I was shocked myself.
Da cookies on da pan....
Dis was wheres I sucked down 2 prebaked cookies and nearly choked to death.
(NOTE: Mum tooks a foto of me chokin'...are you kiddin' me????)
And heres they is when theys camed outta do oven.
Look...look...hers didn't burn 'em....yay!
They is even nice and uniform.
Dats what prebaked cookies can do.
They still suck though.