Friday, January 6, 2012

We Made Cookies

Pip, get betters...PUUUUUUUULEASE!!!!!
I hopes a band-aid will helps.

Back during Christmas I recieved a most deeeeeelish Sugar Cookie recipe from Frankie and I just couldn't waits to try it out.
I told mum hers had to cooks them right away.

Nows da recipe calls fur:

a bunch of flowers
some eggs
alotta sugars
a little bit of baking power
a dab of vanilla stuff
a dash of salt
 and around abouts a red solo cup and half of butters

Mix all it up and stick it in da freezer box fur a little bit
Then you roll it all out on a surface dat has more flowers on it.
Use some cookie cutters to cuts purty shapes in.

Yay, finally I is gonna gets some bone cookies...

 What does you mean we don't has a bone cookie cutter?

...except we didn't haves a bone cookie cutter....
(Could haves marked it withs a "P" furs me...get it? Shawnee I hopes dat song don't gets stuck in your head)

 HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

...nor did we has da flowers, vanilla, butter, or eggs. Ummm, yea, we didn't has sugars eithers.
Folks, these are da staples of ANY household and we had NONE of it.

I thoughts...what IS we gonna do?





 "OMD...you can'ts be serious...prebaked cookies?"

Alls I can say is WTH?
Wells, ifs dat is all I has to works with then I guess it'll do

"uh, does we has a cookie pan?"

 "I opens da package furs you mum...maybe you want gets hurts if I helps you."


" Hang on mum, da kitchen is da other way."

Then mum slaps da PRECUT cookies on da pan...
( Roll it up, roll it up; And throw it in a pan!...ahem, Shawnee)
yeppers, we aktually hads a cookie pan. I was shocked myself.
Da cookies on da pan....

"Blech...ahem...blech....ahem...aaaack"
Dis was wheres I sucked down 2 prebaked cookies and nearly choked to death.
(NOTE: Mum tooks a foto of me chokin'...are you kiddin' me????)

Ta da!
And heres they is when theys camed outta do oven.
Look...look...hers didn't burn 'em....yay!

They is even nice and uniform.
Dats what prebaked cookies can do.
They still suck though.

Puddles...still gaggin'

53 comments:

~Shelle said...

Now we understands why you wanted to come to our house to live. Pre-made cookies? -gag- Our mom is even making us treats and some are these dehydrated chicken tendery thingies.
But what you didn't think about is for everything our mom can dos and your mom can't, there are things she can dos that our mom can't. You know, like keep the fridge stocked with Budweisers for when we are having a xbox tournament, or find the store at all cause she only wants to go shopping like 2x a month.
But I will tells you this, she has a whole chicken in the crockpot now cooking so we can have more homemade food... cause Milo was a pig and like at it all up. -_-
Have a good FRIDAY!!

Frankie Furter said...

OH PUDDLES... this is just WRONG on SOOOOO many levels.
NOW see if you don't have a bone shaped cutter... you just get a Bud Can and carefully cut it and Press it FLAT then you FORM the Bone Shape with it, then you use Needle Nose Pliers and you ROLL ONE of the Edges so you won't cut your paw when pressing it into the dough.. POOF you have a bone shaped cutter.
BUTT you didn't think of that did you? AND.. you didn't even put PEE CAN Garnish on them.
SHEESH..

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Wow. Um. We're shocked. Beyond shocked, actually. To the point that we may have to come rescue you from this hellhole. No sugar? No flour? No eggs? No butter? No bone-shaped cookie cutters?!? Girl, we know cardboard boxes under overpasses that are better stocked! Pre-packaged cookies? Oy. You are better off gnawing on your Mom's toes. We're not really the praying types, but we may have to set up a prayer vigil for you.

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Minna Krebs said...

Didn't her want to put some sprinklies or icings on those cookies? Oh, I guess that stuff don't come in da package with da cookies, so you prolly didn't have any...

Thank dogness they didn't burn and set off da smoke alarm (like Jazzi mom). Heeheee

Minna Krebs said...

You want I should send you Miss Paula Deen's contact info?? Her lives in your part of da country, and her ALWAYS has lots of butter on hand!

Amber DaWeenie said...

You gots no foods in your house! What up wit dat? Me can sees why you was chokin'. You was so hungry you tried to swallow it in one swoop! Not gonna work! Hopes you got to try da baked ones!

You nose what me got for a special tweet last night....a piece of kibble!!! We both got it bad...real bad!

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man.
Bake me a prebaked cookie as fast as you can;
Pat it and prick it and mark it with P,
No bone cutter, no worry,
Put it in the oven for Shawnee and me.
Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man.
Bake me a prebaked cookie as fast as you can;
Hack it up, throw it up;
And put it in a pan!
Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man

Maggie Mae said...

Puddles,

Your mom makes cookies like my mom makes cookies. Martha Stewarts dey ain't!


Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Brian said...

I didn't know you were the cookie monster, but you are darn good at it! We have all been sending purrs to Mr. Pip!

Remington said...

We've never made that kind....thanks for the warning!

Mr. Pip said...

Psst: Is there a cheeseburger behind that band aid? Nice disguise!

OK, about these cookies. See what my mom would have done is tried to bake them without the ingredients - who needs sugar, eggs, vanilla. Just mix some flour and water and throw them in a pan. My mom always thinks she can skip ingredients and then wonders why they taste like wallpaper. Sigh ...

Your pal, Pip

Nola said...

BOL gag me! Prebaked cookies? Never! You can come bake with me Puddles!
Dachshund Nola

Minna Krebs said...

I gotta admit that those cookies look ALOT more better than the ones on poor Pip's post today! BOL!


Oh, and we don't have no homemade possum kabob recipes.......my momma said to ask if your mom knows where to buy them prepackaged/prebaked

Mr. Pip said...

Well, there was some old wallpaper that we removed in our new house and you know, it got stuck on my paws and well, I took a little taste. Is that wrong?

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Ah, your mom was only trying to help. Your mom lets you eat cookies? Wow, we're underprivileged.

Sarge said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, maybe a trip to the local bakery would be best! BOL. Let a real professional take over this project. :) Sure hope you get some good cookies asap!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Madi and Mom said...

Puddles...Puddles...Puddles!!
Whatever are we to do with your Mum? Did she lock her car keys in the car trunck when she was supposed to be going to the grocery store...thus you have no 'staples'?

FYI Puddles...you might not want to use the term 'staples' around Mum she might actually buy a 'stapler and staples'...best be specific with her..FLOUR, SUGAR, EGGS, MILK at the Harris Teeter not at the Staples!!

MOL and I hope and purr you Mum is laughing her tush off about now.
Happy Weekend...FYI#2 if you have a chance please stop by our bloggie tomorrow for a special announcement.
Hugs from your BFFF,
Madi

Peggy Frezon said...

I don't like those premade cookies but then again, I don't make cookies from scratch either.

Hey Puddles, would you mind if we put your band aid on our blog too, in support of sweet Pip? Let me know, thanks!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Sharing is caring
Benny & Lily

Corbin said...

Send some up to me, I'll hide them in my couch. Hey... I could probably hide you in my couch too! Send yourself up with the cookies!
-Corbin

Gloria said...

My Dad loves the chocolate chip kind. Maybe cause he's an old guy???? Mom bakes really good cookies though, REAL ones!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

scotsmad said...

Have a couple with a nice tall glass of Kool-Aide....or two.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

road-dog-tales said...

Um, wait a doggone minute, are you saying there's ANOTHER way to make cookies??? We thought ALL cookies either came RTE (ready to eat) in a box or a bag or RTB (ready to bake) ala those little pebbles of dough that you put in the oven. And wait again, YOU have a PAN??? WE only have aluminum foil! BOL! What? Oh... Mom says we do have pan. Hmmpf. Coulda fooled us - it NEVER gets used...
Those cookies do look yummilicious though. The trick is to eat 'em while they're HOT - BEFORE they turn back into little bricks. BOL!
hehe This wasn't even a flaky peep post was it???

The Road Dogs

Tank said...

I'm shocked there are so many hoity toity dawgs leaving derogatory comments about your perfectly fine cookies. I would have snarfed them up.

(Those dawgs have to be imposters... no self respecting canine would sneer at any kind of cookie.)

Kitty+Coco said...

Guess your Mom is competing with Betty Crocker these days. Who would have thunk it?!!? Hey, pre-fab cookies are better than no cookies.

Kitty+Coco

A MilShelb Mom said...

That's pretty much how all meals go in our house! Cookies, pizza, lasagna, chicken pot pie... you get the picture!
~Milly and Shelby

Cloud the Wonder Dog said...

Oh Puddles, I don't know what to say, but I sure did miss you bunches. Your pretty face has got me all flustered so I'm just gonna to go look at your pics some more if dats ok wiff you.

Luv,
Cloud Suave

K9 Katastrophie said...

BOL! Well at least you get something! I don't get even pre made!

Licks,
Ruthie

ABBY said...

Oh Puddles
Yoo knead sum of dem cookies dat Frankie's Mom made.

purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

Maggie and Mitch said...

Nice warm cookies out of the oven sounds pretty darn good to us, Puddles!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Pibble said...

Hey, I'll eat 'em! I'm not picky... :)

Bobbi said...

The flowers part made me laugh! I'm sorry Puddles... I tried not to...
The choking part made me laugh as well... but ONLY cause I knew you were OKaY. It was the way you talked about it that made me laugh.. ok?
Let's face it Puddles, you just make me laugh!
Poor Mr. Pip.. I must go see him now.. Enjoy your cookies Puddles.

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Oh i wish I could have one of your cookies! I can smell them over here!
I want Pip to get better too!
love
tweedles

GOOSE said...

My MOM is just busting a gut. Oh Puddles you poor thing. Who do you live with, Old Mother Hubbard?
Blessings,
Goose

Lorenza said...

Haaaa!
Missing an ingredient is something my mom experiences when she is ready to cook!
Those cookies look delicious!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

KB said...

OMD!!! You didn't have any of those ingredients... even my house has those.

Then, you were choking, and your mom took the time to take a photo before helping you? You are hereby invited to come live with us. Imagine, you could live in a world with snow that's taller than you almost all winter long!

houndstooth said...

Puddles, first let me say, those pictures of you are fantabulous! You're looking good except for that part where you nearly choked to death.

Now, for the choking part, I can't believe your mom grabbed the camera and didn't immediately begin the heinylick maneuver on you! Does she not realize that we nearly lost a star of the internet? What would we Greyhounds do if one of our own bloggers fell to the dangerous cookie dough? I don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight for worry!

If only we could get premixed dog cookies in tubes like that! *sigh*

Bunny

Tessa the Maltese said...

OMD Puddles you is the FUNNIEST pup EVER!

I gots to agree with Frankie though, where the heck was your pee cans?

woos, Tessa

What Remains Now said...

Considering what a horrible cook and baker I am, I just don't feel like I can say anything. I am a fan of the packaged cookies...just be careful with them. Well, I guess you already found that out.

Roo said...

Mom is cryin in her coffee fur yaz Miss Puddles um yeah she's laughin so hard tears are comin out her face BOL! Oh gosh I had to leave the room and contemplate how to help you 'rise' above ;) your cupboard's limitations Hardy Har Har BOL! Oh my cookies from a bag...Ahem k, got control of myself and ding dong an idea burst through my brain! Heh Heh Heh ;) I'll get back to ya ;)

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Ronnii, Uji & Izzy ( & Momma Tea ) said...

Ohhh Puddles , yor Moms needs to go get proper gredients to makes fings, tell her to gets to da store homemades is much nicer tastin den prebaked, Our Momster makes gingerbread cookies dats is most yummisome n her makes bred too and Mi Oh Mi it is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tasty

Lov
Izzy, Uji n Ronnii
xxx xxx xxx

Max the Quilt Cat said...

Puddles.... you had me all psyched up when you read those ingredients... And then to have pre-baked cookies instead... I don't know about that. I think that could qualify for your Flake story. Have a great weekend.

pawhugs, Max

Jess and Glacier said...

It sounds like your Mum and I do the samekind of baking. LOL

Roo said...

Well Miss Puddles, I believe I have come up with a solution fur yaz. Not cookies butt maybe better? ;) Hardy Har Har

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

You should have ripped that bag open with your claws of doom!

But seriously, no bone shaped cookie cutter....or other staples for making cookies????? Has the apocalypse happened in your household or what?

Jbenz said...

i absolutely love reading about your take on life, Puddles!
Thanks for the much needed laugh!!
<3
Jbenz
(Psstt Chocolate Chip Cookie dough is Delish pre-baked. juuust sayin'...but without the chips for youze) ;)

Tucker said...

BOL Puddles, just buy cookies.

woof - Tucker

Hound Girl said...

Wow Puddles your mom really loves you if she makes them from scratch. Our treats are ice that falls on the floor. sad...sigh... Maybe we will come live with you!

Bassetmomma said...

Oh Puddles! How do you survive in your household? LOL!

Minna Krebs said...

OMD

OMD

OMD

OMD

Is it TRUE??? You is Betrothed?!?!?

Minna Krebs said...

When you is ready to select your bridal pawty.....I hope you keeps me in mind as your Minna of Honor!!

......and Lucy calls 'dibs' on being the Flower Donkey!!

Mollie said...

Quit eating those cookies and post a blog, Puddles! I need my Monday blog!

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