Pip, get betters...PUUUUUUUULEASE!!!!!
I hopes a band-aid will helps.
Back during Christmas I recieved a most deeeeeelish Sugar Cookie recipe from Frankie and I just couldn't waits to try it out.
I told mum hers had to cooks them right away.
Nows da recipe calls fur:
a bunch of flowers
some eggs
alotta sugars
a little bit of baking power
a dab of vanilla stuff
a dash of salt
and around abouts a red solo cup and half of butters
Mix all it up and stick it in da freezer box fur a little bit
Then you roll it all out on a surface dat has more flowers on it.
Use some cookie cutters to cuts purty shapes in.
Yay, finally I is gonna gets some bone cookies...
What does you mean we don't has a bone cookie cutter?
...except we didn't haves a bone cookie cutter....
(Could haves marked it withs a "P" furs me...get it? Shawnee I hopes dat song don't gets stuck in your head)
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
...nor did we has da flowers, vanilla, butter, or eggs. Ummm, yea, we didn't has sugars eithers.
Folks, these are da staples of ANY household and we had NONE of it.
I thoughts...what IS we gonna do?
"OMD...you can'ts be serious...prebaked cookies?"
Alls I can say is WTH?
Wells, ifs dat is all I has to works with then I guess it'll do
"uh, does we has a cookie pan?"
"I opens da package furs you mum...maybe you want gets hurts if I helps you."
" Hang on mum, da kitchen is da other way."
Then mum slaps da PRECUT cookies on da pan...
( Roll it up, roll it up; And throw it in a pan!...ahem, Shawnee)
yeppers, we aktually hads a cookie pan. I was shocked myself.
Da cookies on da pan....
"Blech...ahem...blech....ahem...aaaack"
Dis was wheres I sucked down 2 prebaked cookies and nearly choked to death.
(NOTE: Mum tooks a foto of me chokin'...are you kiddin' me????)
Ta da!
And heres they is when theys camed outta do oven.
Look...look...hers didn't burn 'em....yay!
They is even nice and uniform.
Dats what prebaked cookies can do.
They still suck though.
Puddles...still gaggin'
53 comments:
Now we understands why you wanted to come to our house to live. Pre-made cookies? -gag- Our mom is even making us treats and some are these dehydrated chicken tendery thingies.
But what you didn't think about is for everything our mom can dos and your mom can't, there are things she can dos that our mom can't. You know, like keep the fridge stocked with Budweisers for when we are having a xbox tournament, or find the store at all cause she only wants to go shopping like 2x a month.
But I will tells you this, she has a whole chicken in the crockpot now cooking so we can have more homemade food... cause Milo was a pig and like at it all up. -_-
Have a good FRIDAY!!
OH PUDDLES... this is just WRONG on SOOOOO many levels.
NOW see if you don't have a bone shaped cutter... you just get a Bud Can and carefully cut it and Press it FLAT then you FORM the Bone Shape with it, then you use Needle Nose Pliers and you ROLL ONE of the Edges so you won't cut your paw when pressing it into the dough.. POOF you have a bone shaped cutter.
BUTT you didn't think of that did you? AND.. you didn't even put PEE CAN Garnish on them.
SHEESH..
Wow. Um. We're shocked. Beyond shocked, actually. To the point that we may have to come rescue you from this hellhole. No sugar? No flour? No eggs? No butter? No bone-shaped cookie cutters?!? Girl, we know cardboard boxes under overpasses that are better stocked! Pre-packaged cookies? Oy. You are better off gnawing on your Mom's toes. We're not really the praying types, but we may have to set up a prayer vigil for you.
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
Didn't her want to put some sprinklies or icings on those cookies? Oh, I guess that stuff don't come in da package with da cookies, so you prolly didn't have any...
Thank dogness they didn't burn and set off da smoke alarm (like Jazzi mom). Heeheee
You want I should send you Miss Paula Deen's contact info?? Her lives in your part of da country, and her ALWAYS has lots of butter on hand!
You gots no foods in your house! What up wit dat? Me can sees why you was chokin'. You was so hungry you tried to swallow it in one swoop! Not gonna work! Hopes you got to try da baked ones!
You nose what me got for a special tweet last night....a piece of kibble!!! We both got it bad...real bad!
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man.
Bake me a prebaked cookie as fast as you can;
Pat it and prick it and mark it with P,
No bone cutter, no worry,
Put it in the oven for Shawnee and me.
Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man.
Bake me a prebaked cookie as fast as you can;
Hack it up, throw it up;
And put it in a pan!
Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man
Puddles,
Your mom makes cookies like my mom makes cookies. Martha Stewarts dey ain't!
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
I didn't know you were the cookie monster, but you are darn good at it! We have all been sending purrs to Mr. Pip!
We've never made that kind....thanks for the warning!
Psst: Is there a cheeseburger behind that band aid? Nice disguise!
OK, about these cookies. See what my mom would have done is tried to bake them without the ingredients - who needs sugar, eggs, vanilla. Just mix some flour and water and throw them in a pan. My mom always thinks she can skip ingredients and then wonders why they taste like wallpaper. Sigh ...
Your pal, Pip
BOL gag me! Prebaked cookies? Never! You can come bake with me Puddles!
Dachshund Nola
I gotta admit that those cookies look ALOT more better than the ones on poor Pip's post today! BOL!
Oh, and we don't have no homemade possum kabob recipes.......my momma said to ask if your mom knows where to buy them prepackaged/prebaked
Well, there was some old wallpaper that we removed in our new house and you know, it got stuck on my paws and well, I took a little taste. Is that wrong?
Ah, your mom was only trying to help. Your mom lets you eat cookies? Wow, we're underprivileged.
Hey Puddles!
Wow, maybe a trip to the local bakery would be best! BOL. Let a real professional take over this project. :) Sure hope you get some good cookies asap!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Puddles...Puddles...Puddles!!
Whatever are we to do with your Mum? Did she lock her car keys in the car trunck when she was supposed to be going to the grocery store...thus you have no 'staples'?
FYI Puddles...you might not want to use the term 'staples' around Mum she might actually buy a 'stapler and staples'...best be specific with her..FLOUR, SUGAR, EGGS, MILK at the Harris Teeter not at the Staples!!
MOL and I hope and purr you Mum is laughing her tush off about now.
Happy Weekend...FYI#2 if you have a chance please stop by our bloggie tomorrow for a special announcement.
Hugs from your BFFF,
Madi
I don't like those premade cookies but then again, I don't make cookies from scratch either.
Hey Puddles, would you mind if we put your band aid on our blog too, in support of sweet Pip? Let me know, thanks!
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Benny & Lily
Send some up to me, I'll hide them in my couch. Hey... I could probably hide you in my couch too! Send yourself up with the cookies!
-Corbin
My Dad loves the chocolate chip kind. Maybe cause he's an old guy???? Mom bakes really good cookies though, REAL ones!
Lovies, Miss Mindy
Have a couple with a nice tall glass of Kool-Aide....or two.
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Um, wait a doggone minute, are you saying there's ANOTHER way to make cookies??? We thought ALL cookies either came RTE (ready to eat) in a box or a bag or RTB (ready to bake) ala those little pebbles of dough that you put in the oven. And wait again, YOU have a PAN??? WE only have aluminum foil! BOL! What? Oh... Mom says we do have pan. Hmmpf. Coulda fooled us - it NEVER gets used...
Those cookies do look yummilicious though. The trick is to eat 'em while they're HOT - BEFORE they turn back into little bricks. BOL!
hehe This wasn't even a flaky peep post was it???
The Road Dogs
I'm shocked there are so many hoity toity dawgs leaving derogatory comments about your perfectly fine cookies. I would have snarfed them up.
(Those dawgs have to be imposters... no self respecting canine would sneer at any kind of cookie.)
Guess your Mom is competing with Betty Crocker these days. Who would have thunk it?!!? Hey, pre-fab cookies are better than no cookies.
Kitty+Coco
That's pretty much how all meals go in our house! Cookies, pizza, lasagna, chicken pot pie... you get the picture!
~Milly and Shelby
Oh Puddles, I don't know what to say, but I sure did miss you bunches. Your pretty face has got me all flustered so I'm just gonna to go look at your pics some more if dats ok wiff you.
Luv,
Cloud Suave
BOL! Well at least you get something! I don't get even pre made!
Licks,
Ruthie
Oh Puddles
Yoo knead sum of dem cookies dat Frankie's Mom made.
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
Nice warm cookies out of the oven sounds pretty darn good to us, Puddles!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
Hey, I'll eat 'em! I'm not picky... :)
The flowers part made me laugh! I'm sorry Puddles... I tried not to...
The choking part made me laugh as well... but ONLY cause I knew you were OKaY. It was the way you talked about it that made me laugh.. ok?
Let's face it Puddles, you just make me laugh!
Poor Mr. Pip.. I must go see him now.. Enjoy your cookies Puddles.
Oh i wish I could have one of your cookies! I can smell them over here!
I want Pip to get better too!
love
tweedles
My MOM is just busting a gut. Oh Puddles you poor thing. Who do you live with, Old Mother Hubbard?
Blessings,
Goose
Haaaa!
Missing an ingredient is something my mom experiences when she is ready to cook!
Those cookies look delicious!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
OMD!!! You didn't have any of those ingredients... even my house has those.
Then, you were choking, and your mom took the time to take a photo before helping you? You are hereby invited to come live with us. Imagine, you could live in a world with snow that's taller than you almost all winter long!
Puddles, first let me say, those pictures of you are fantabulous! You're looking good except for that part where you nearly choked to death.
Now, for the choking part, I can't believe your mom grabbed the camera and didn't immediately begin the heinylick maneuver on you! Does she not realize that we nearly lost a star of the internet? What would we Greyhounds do if one of our own bloggers fell to the dangerous cookie dough? I don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight for worry!
If only we could get premixed dog cookies in tubes like that! *sigh*
Bunny
OMD Puddles you is the FUNNIEST pup EVER!
I gots to agree with Frankie though, where the heck was your pee cans?
woos, Tessa
Considering what a horrible cook and baker I am, I just don't feel like I can say anything. I am a fan of the packaged cookies...just be careful with them. Well, I guess you already found that out.
Mom is cryin in her coffee fur yaz Miss Puddles um yeah she's laughin so hard tears are comin out her face BOL! Oh gosh I had to leave the room and contemplate how to help you 'rise' above ;) your cupboard's limitations Hardy Har Har BOL! Oh my cookies from a bag...Ahem k, got control of myself and ding dong an idea burst through my brain! Heh Heh Heh ;) I'll get back to ya ;)
Waggin at ya,
Roo
Ohhh Puddles , yor Moms needs to go get proper gredients to makes fings, tell her to gets to da store homemades is much nicer tastin den prebaked, Our Momster makes gingerbread cookies dats is most yummisome n her makes bred too and Mi Oh Mi it is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tasty
Lov
Izzy, Uji n Ronnii
xxx xxx xxx
Puddles.... you had me all psyched up when you read those ingredients... And then to have pre-baked cookies instead... I don't know about that. I think that could qualify for your Flake story. Have a great weekend.
pawhugs, Max
It sounds like your Mum and I do the samekind of baking. LOL
Well Miss Puddles, I believe I have come up with a solution fur yaz. Not cookies butt maybe better? ;) Hardy Har Har
Waggin at ya,
Roo
You should have ripped that bag open with your claws of doom!
But seriously, no bone shaped cookie cutter....or other staples for making cookies????? Has the apocalypse happened in your household or what?
i absolutely love reading about your take on life, Puddles!
Thanks for the much needed laugh!!
<3
Jbenz
(Psstt Chocolate Chip Cookie dough is Delish pre-baked. juuust sayin'...but without the chips for youze) ;)
BOL Puddles, just buy cookies.
woof - Tucker
Wow Puddles your mom really loves you if she makes them from scratch. Our treats are ice that falls on the floor. sad...sigh... Maybe we will come live with you!
Oh Puddles! How do you survive in your household? LOL!
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Is it TRUE??? You is Betrothed?!?!?
When you is ready to select your bridal pawty.....I hope you keeps me in mind as your Minna of Honor!!
......and Lucy calls 'dibs' on being the Flower Donkey!!
Quit eating those cookies and post a blog, Puddles! I need my Monday blog!
Woof! Woof! SWEET ... you made SUGAR cookies. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
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