Thank you fur joining me today on dis luverly Friday.
Dis is me in my scarf/nana from my good pal Oskar.
He had Iams send it to me cuz they official sponsors of
of London Olympic Games.
Today, I wanna tells ya'll a little story, a true story.
(these be re-enactment fotos)
He had Iams send it to me cuz they official sponsors of
of London Olympic Games.
Today, I wanna tells ya'll a little story, a true story.
(these be re-enactment fotos)
Lemme begins...
Dis week we hads company, my dad mom and brudders.
They camed all da way from...somewheres far off.
Well when peoples come to my house I has to make them pet me.
So I gotted up in one of his brudder's laps and tolded him to pet me.
He petted me, liked da good hooman he should be.
And then does ya'll knows what I done?
I burped right in his face..
"BUUUUUUUUURP"
and then I laughed hysterically.
and then I laughed hysterically.
Dad's brudder didn't laugh though, said it smelled likes Cheetos.
Then he passed out.
(There was suppose to be a drawin' I done heres but Blogger wouldn't lets me upload it cuz apparently I has too many pictures and I has metted my pikture quota...WTF?)
(There was suppose to be a drawin' I done heres but Blogger wouldn't lets me upload it cuz apparently I has too many pictures and I has metted my pikture quota...WTF?)
Now him has concussion.
But don't worry, I is okays.
See, wasn't dat a great story?
Hehehehehe!
I thoughted it was HILARIOUS!!!!
Okays I done.
Puddles
52 comments:
and a urmm.. burP?
MOL MOL MOL Puddles what a gracious Southern Lady you are. You know they say burping is a compliment to the cook or in this case the Cheeto Factory. Your smile and your burp are similar.
Mom and I had an issue with our pics earlier this year we had to rob a bank to buy more space..Just kidding it was a very reasonable price
Hugs Madi your BFFF
when you dids that burps.. you should have farted too.. *LOL* then he'll have a double konkussions... ops! that's not a very nice thing to say rite... ops!
Bwaaaaa ha ha ha! Are you sure it was the Cheetos on your breath that got him, or was it the alkie hall?
Bunny
I like what Madi and Mom said!! LOL!! Puddles, you're something!
Sounds like Blogville may need to add a "Burping" event to the Olympic competition.
BOL! You are too funny Puddles! Hey we had that same problem with the photos. We finally just upgraded.
Licks,
Ruthie
Darn girrrrrl. It is a shame that your company came while you are Trainin fur Deccy's event. I guess you were outta Pharrrrrrts. THAT would have been so much more.. Effective.
OH Squirrel Snot... I was feelin so bad about you not being able to share one of your Special Pharrrrts with your company... that I totally furgot to say how purddy you look in your Bandana. YEP you do fur SURE.
LMAO, you Miss Puddles, are one classy lady! We have to let all that hot air out sometimes right?
Hey Cheeto Breath, I think I gotta go see the Vet Lady because my belly hurts so much from laughing. That must have been one stinky burp!
Love your scarf. I think we shop at the same store!
Are we missing something about Blogger and the number of pictures?? Or are you talking about a picture hosting site.... I'm confused.
Hugs,
Lily Belle
I always say "Better out than in".
Love and licks, Winnie
Have a burppingly good day Puddles and we look forward to more adventures as always.
Best wishes Molly
BOL! What a gracious Southern lady you are, Puddles!
Your scarf looks grreat, by the way! I have mine all ready to wear when I watch the opening ceremonies of the humans' games.
Always acting like a lady should...
Sam and Pippen
Oh Puddles, that is hysterical and hilarious too. Poor Brudder. Hope he is going to be all right. No more burping, ya hear. Puddles, run outside, there is a tiny breeze and it feels really good. Hope You have a super Friday.
How funny about your burp! I love my Soldier so much, so I pet and pet and pet him. He goes into a trance, and then he BURPS! Just like you did. I haven't fainted yet though, but thanks for the warning. And thanks for all your nice comments on my fire scare. They really cheered me up.
BOL! Well done Puddles!
Lovies, Miss Mindy
I pride myself on my fishy breath you know, it must be good, I mean eat good food, few treats (sadly) and drink well - to produce my super smelling sweet breath of elixier....it's so good it knocks Mummy2Legs sideways when I am sitting in the front footwell of the car in front of her....we have a very long car journey planned soon, I am practising my breathing as we bark in order to keep the car smelling sweet - they will all be so pleased with me! x
BOL!!! I think you should have let a fart rip as well!!! BOL!!
~Higgins
Puddles, your laughing face is a bit scary. I think when brudder was petting you it was like burping a baby and you couldn't help but release that gas.
Cindy
BOL Puddles you are making my mom laugh this morning...
Were you drinking toilet water?
XO Cinnamon
Wow that must have been some burp! Well good thing you suffered no ill effects. Hope you gave brother a nice lick in the face to wake him up after his fall. I'm sure your sweet breath would have helped that situation.
Oh, Puddles you sure do know how to entertain company! LOL!
Puddles,
You is my kind of gal!
Yours,
Max
He couldn't handle a little burpage? Wimp.
Guess we can never underestimate the power of the Cheeto!!!
Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
Those darn Cheetos! Well, Pudds, it wasn't REALLY your fault ~ I mean, what can a pup do? (a follow-up farty really would have sold it though!!)
Stay classy!
Kisses,
Ruby
hahahahahaha!!! We LOVE the photos!
~Milly and Shelby
and the story, of course. We love the story, too.
A-hahahahahahahahahaha!!! That WAS hilarious, we are going to have to try that. We are so glad you didn't fall on the floor when he passed out, you could have hurt yourself if you hadn't landed on him.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
BOL BOL BOL!!! You give all us Southern girls a good name!
P.S.
There's somethin' in pineapple that makes dumb blonde brother stop eatin' poop.
Hey Puddles... I just came back from a nice Stroll around Blogville.... and I gotta say... YOU have the Best Laff and SMILE in the "HOLE" place.. HOLE ... as in DIGGING ... Get it? I made a Frankie Friday Funny fur YOU.
Man Puddles
I hasta to learn how to do a Cheeto burp so I can do dat trick to anyone who comes into my houwze.
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
You are just way too funny, Puddles! Thank you for the laughs!
Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly
Good morning Pudds! Thanks for giving The Slack Typist a kick up the butt for me! She's being quiet because she has nothing to say and may be addicted to watching reruns on telly. So hard to get good help these days.
I can't believe you made someone pass out with your burp! What a wuss. However, if it's true and not a work of fiction, please send The Typist your recipe for such potent breath. I can think of a few people I'd like to conk out with it.
Have a great weekend! Huggles X
Hi Puddles, you are such a purty Dachsie! Such white toothies and such captivating dark eyes. And your whisker bumps! They are so cute!!! You ARE such a beautiful girl!
Love,
Ruthie's mom
You did what?
You reached your quota? Email us and we'll send you directions on how to recover as much of your storage as you're willing to work for. But DO NOT -- DO NOT delete any photos from your Picasa account cause you will delete them from your blog.
Thank goodness you are OK. Goodness, when that human took a tumble he might have squished you all flat.
Slobbers,
Mango
Puddles....
Brilliant. Just brilliant!! Did he really pass out? That wuss!! Hee, hee, hee.... ;op
Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!
We all knows dat burp was caused by BEER, not Cheetoes. Fer a lady, yew sure have weird boy habits!!
PS: Tanks fer da nice comments yew left me. I really appreciated it!
That scarf looks so good on you!
Hehehe haw haw haw, that is a good one Puddles. Nice job girlfriend! I hope you had a little beer mixed in to give it extra oomph and odor. Welcome to the house of Puddles, my friend!! It is lucky for him that you weren't practicing for tuneful farting.
Loveys Sasha
p.s. ok sorry but Mom says no mice now, it is just too much work. She is kerazy too, you know how it is with Moms.
p.s.s. you rock that nana girl!
Oh my goodness! You is so funny!
beeeee u teee ful
Benny & Lily
No one could pass out at the smell of Cheetos...surely?! Have you tried Light Image Resizer for your pics?
http://www.afterdawn.com/software/desktop/image_editing/light_image_resizer.cfm
Deccy x
Hahaha! Good going, Puddles! Way to make your Dad's brother feel right at home. Maybe you were just trying to share the joy that is Cheetos with him?!? Yeah, yeah, that's it!!
Have a great weekend!
Elyse and Riley
Just today we were going shopping and mom asked "did ya burp backside" and opened car windows... so no concussion here...
Oh Puddles, I needed something to smile about, and you gave it to me!
K would sometimes do the same thing to me. I'd lean down to kiss her on the nose, and she'd burp. I thought it was cute and would always laugh. I can't believe that the brudder didn't think it was cute. Did K teach you that trick?
BTW, about the picture quota, I met the quota years ago, and I pay something like $5 a year for extra storage space. No big deal.... except that I can't remember what I had to click on to do it.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's such a great story. I do that to Mrs. Master all the time. She really likes it.
I'm really disappointed by the lack of a drawing. Will there be one eventually?
Nora
I laughed!! I can't believe you didn't even take a picture of the brudder passed out?!
-Tex
Hahahahah! I´m laughing!
We´re from Brazil and we loved your blog!!
Marilia & Bavarescats
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