Folks, i has to tells ya'll some very disturbin' news,
it's horrible, terribles, and just plain KERAZY.
Ya'll just won't evers believe it.
Dis foto has nuttin' to do withs my post, I just thoughted I should has me a pikture here.
Dis was from da openin' parade ceremony.
Devil outfit courtesy of Sam and Pippen.
Dis foto has nuttin' to do withs my post, I just thoughted I should has me a pikture here.
Devil outfit courtesy of Sam and Pippen.
So da udder day...my birfday actually, da 28th...da kerazy lady lefted me us, said she had to go do sumptin' fur her BFF Molly.
Molly ain't kerazy though. Okays, I totally takes dat back cuz we do refers to her as da Kerazy Kat Lady...her has like 87 kittehs. Her be one of these peoples dat will nevers turn her back on a kitteh..or a dog...or a turtle...or anything else dat breaths. Her is a good hooman. And when her comes overs her pets me and I has even stopped peein' on myself when her pets me nows. I thought ya'll should knows dat.
Anyways, I had a bad feelin' bouts dis. Especially cuz I knew Molly was out of town.
Hmmmm, I wondered.
Nows, don't get me wrong, I loves and treasures my kitteh furiends...
...I am just not fond of strange kittehs
Mum came home...I said " wheres you been?"
she said " Out".
I said "Out wheres?"
Then she said "It's none of your business."
Then I said " You stink."
She says, " Uh, thanks?"
Mum stunk...like strange kitteh!
But guess what, hers not so bright cuz I hads da fotographic evidence.
OMD...LOOK at what was on da camera (da camera dat should only be used fur me)
Mum LOVES dis foto but it be a shame her cut da ears off...nuttin new theres.
And she wanted to takes dis kitteh home...aint gonna happen woman.
I just don't even knows what to think bouts all these kitteh fotos .
I am so distraught, I am so mortified...I so needs a cool refreshing beer.
Oh, mum had to go scoop kitteh litter boxes....
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OMD, dat is hilarious!!!!!!!
Puddles
PSMy mum thanks each and every one of ya'll fur her birfday wishes...ya'll made her blush.
Anyways, I had a bad feelin' bouts dis. Especially cuz I knew Molly was out of town.
Hmmmm, I wondered.
Nows, don't get me wrong, I loves and treasures my kitteh furiends...
...I am just not fond of strange kittehs
Mum came home...I said " wheres you been?"
she said " Out".
I said "Out wheres?"
Then she said "It's none of your business."
Then I said " You stink."
She says, " Uh, thanks?"
Mum stunk...like strange kitteh!
But guess what, hers not so bright cuz I hads da fotographic evidence.
OMD...LOOK at what was on da camera (da camera dat should only be used fur me)
And she wanted to takes dis kitteh home...aint gonna happen woman.
I just don't even knows what to think bouts all these kitteh fotos .
I am so distraught, I am so mortified...I so needs a cool refreshing beer.
Oh, mum had to go scoop kitteh litter boxes....
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OMD, dat is hilarious!!!!!!!
Puddles
PSMy mum thanks each and every one of ya'll fur her birfday wishes...ya'll made her blush.
53 comments:
She sure had better not bring one of those kittens home to you! That would be horrible! BOL!
Lovies, Miss Mindy
PUDDLES YOUR PICTURE MADE MOM SNORT LIKE A PIG!! DOES MS. MOLLY HAVE ANY PIGS?
Ok that being said how DARE your Mum
leave the the house w/o telling you where she has been. Good for you calling her out on the faux pas. I'm sure if you, the Blobs or your Girl left w/o leaving an agenda she would pitch a hissy fit.....just sayin DEMERITS
Hugs Madi
PS your mom is very sweet to feed the kitties and scoop their poop.
She wants to WHAT???? Bring that fuzzy little yowie meowie home with her??? Please tell us it's April Foolery Puddles.....
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Your mum should be ashamed!! ASHAMED I say! You know why? Cause she has lost her ever.freakin'.mind.
Lemme talk to her a mo...
Puddle's mom. You own Puddles. Remember all the crap she gets into???? Yeah, I thought you'd change your mind.
Ok, prob solved.
Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/
Grrrr roWR ROWRRRRR!!! Puddles! There are c.a.t.s. on your blog. YOUR! DOG! blog! and so many! OMG. What can we do? Send for reinforcements! I think I'm going to faint.
Not to defend your mom, because her behavior isn't right but, at least pictures of kittehs is better than an actual kitteh. Kittehs steal all the best sleeping spots. You make a good little devil.
Hers went to clean da kitty boxes and.........HER DIDN'T EVEN BRINGS YOU LEFTOVER TOOTSIE ROLLS????? Da nerves of her. Sheeeesh!
OMG! What the H@#*$ is your Momma thinkin'? I sure hope you can straighten her out on this whole kitty thingy. Serves her right having to clean out those litter boxes. heehee! However, I am glad to hear that you have quit peeing on yourself when Molly pets you, Puddles. That had to be quite embarrassing!
Sorry I missed your Momma's birthday but I do wish her a belated one!
We thinks you needs a kitteh... they are wonderful companions! You can snuggle with them... they like cleaning you so you'd never have to have a bath again... they are sneaky so you'd have a partner in crime, just think how much easier world domination would be to achieve! As an added bonus they make you treats and leave them in the litter box!
Sam and Pippen
PeeS. Pawesome outfit!
Puddles I think you are in big trouble! If your Mom is letting that cat take up space on her memory card, then you better beware!:)
Great kitty photos!
There are cat photos on your blog?! OMD! The quality of your blog is seriously deteriorating. We need some kind of intervention before this gets out of paw!
Bunny
P.S. Do you have any good cat recipes?
Oh dear, we Beaglebratz were most worried - when had the kitty smell an'all them pikchurez on YOUR flashy beestie - we though may-b she wuz gonna bring u a kitty az a b-lated barkday pressie (oh what a most horrid thought) Yes, we love all our kitty furrendz tue - at THEIR blogz butt letz face it, we ARE Hounddz furst an'foremost. Me, Shiloh, even had tue set Diva Shasta straight - she wanted tue make furrendz with a neighberhood cat - she let it rub all over her an'even did that submissive roll then let it rub her face. Well I, Shiloh, set her straight rite then an'there - we Houndz don't due silly stuff like that - it just ain't natural.
So glad your kerazy lady didn't bring u a new kitty bruther or sissie.
Shiloh
I am STUNNED SPEECHLESS !!
GET YOUR SELF READY Puddles, it's a coming. You will have alittle kitty brubber or sister soon!!!!!
Susie & Bites
Hi Puddles, please tell your mom some belated Happy Birthday wishes from us here in the canyon. Now, you know me a little, so you know I love my dogs, but I have a confession to make: I LOVE CATS! I always had cats, but no more. I think the pictures are adorable.....well, not as adorable as yours, but still..... Sorry Puddles, I hope we still can be friends. Samson says hello!
Puddles...... I would have troubles forgiving my mum if she snuck off like that to tend to kittys ..... But I'd draw the line at posting the evidence on my blog! The Cheek of her!
Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx
Whew! I'm suuuure glad you puts a picture of yourself in this postie to make up for all those kitteh pictures. I mean, they're cute and all but let me gives you a warning...once you lets your mom start putting kitteh pictures on your bloggie, she'll wanna do it more and more often. And then you'll be all, "UH...but this is a DOG's bloggie." And then she'll be all, "But, ...LOOK at how sweet that little face is! SURELY you can share your bloggie!" And then before you know it, it's turned into a kitteh blog and your mom is calling you Shirley.
Kittehs are Most Sneaky in that way. Just sayin'.
Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie
Wait wait wait -- not only did your momma cheat on you with strange kittehs, but she did it on YOUR BIRTHDAY?! The same birthday she gave you no pressies on?!!?! She should be ashamed of herself!
Look at all those cats! Today you are and honorary cat Puddles, so Happy World Cat Day!
Good thing there was a picture of you or this would have been a complete waste of time. I'm not saying those kittens are not cute, but. Well as you may know I am not to fond of them, and Allred has confirmed that I am right about the whole cat thing. And you know she knew she was doing something wrong cuz she was so secrtive about the whole thing. Shame Shame on the mom.
Blessings,
Goose
Be on your guard Puddles you could have a kitty take-over going on there. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly
Hi Puddles, I like cats, well most cats except for the nasty skinny one that lunged at me! Anyways cats aren't so bad as long as you get one that you can train. Your mom will just have to let you pick out one that you can live with.
Puddles, I'm sorry your mom cheated on you, but those kittehs are cute!
Cindy
Well, I have to say that dogs are very, very cute (especially you) but those cats are purrfectly adorable! You just might start to agree after you have a few beers! Hee-Hee!
That's disgusting, Puddles. Your very own just-for-you...and occasionally brother and sister-camera used for cats!!!
Better not happen here.
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
A beer? Go for something stronger - a stiff scotch! What was she thinking?? Coming home with those pictures!!
I´m laughing!
We take it that particular photo of you was a vocal protest of your mom hobnobbing with strange kitties?
Oh myyyyyyyyyyyyy... that's a pretty awesome red suit.. you lil devil!
i totally forgots to wish your momma and LEAVE a comment on your last post... cos i was a reading halfway... and i got these irritating yellow blinkers (and they come in green too) that kept bothering me by blinking non-stop.. and i HAD to close your window.
so sorry Puddles mama... Happy Bellllllllllllllllllllllated birthday to you... hope you have had a great one with your loved ones.
Love love love the kitteh kat pictures... they are so good... you got all their eyes very nicely. I've been taking loads.. some pics of kitteh pics too lately.. kinda like hundreds of them.. *LOL* and none of Dom. He is mad with me.
Sorry we just can't find the frame to slot blogging in.. hahahhahahaha..
ps: we are just lazy. forgive us.
Dommy+Anny
Oh Lord have mercy!! Kittehs?? Da Kerazy Lady has gone even Kerazier, if that's possible!
Riley still pees herself when we have people come over...sigh.
Elyse and Riley (the Excited Pee-er)!
She sure is living up to her name! OMD do not let her get a cat, they will take OVER!!!!!!!! But on the plus side, they come with this giant treat box that's constantly being refilled. Says Auggie anyway, I refuse to stoop that low.
Nola
Shudder - thank Dog no kitties live here but 'someone' who will remain nameless - right Mum - thinks those cats are soooo beautiful and wishes we had another cat (no way, Lynnie).
Scoop the catlitter, a-hahahahahaha!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
OMD! Kitties on YOUR camera AND your bloggie????? THE HORRORS!! Well, I'm sure you've set her straight! (they are cute photos though, but don't tell her I said so!)
Kisses,
Ruby
peess: Tell your Moms that I can help her clean out the litter box.....
I think you should go to the PetSmart and adopt some kittehs of your very own. About 50 of them. Then your mom could be the Krazy Kat Lady too! :)
OK, Puddles, now we know you are a cat person.We want to meet Molly but guess she doesn't have a blog. Does she live in Easley too?? Love the kitty pictures, sorry Puddles. WE still think you are the best. Take care.
We think those kitties are very purrty! But it probably sin't the right time to bring a kitty to your home. One cat with 3 Dachsunds....well not very even odds there.
OMG, do you think a kitty bro or sissy is in your future, Puddles? The horror of it all!
Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly
Woof! Woof! Happy (belated) Barkday! Can never catch with our blog reading ... Hope you had a FUN day. Cats are usually hard to photograph as they move a lot but there's always an exemption ... Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
Trust me you does NOT want a kitteh! My posty today is an excellent example example of why.
woof- Tucker
Puddles,
Your sweet momma was cheatin' on you wif strange kittehs? What wuz her thinkin'?
Do dey likes to drink beer or eat cheetos?
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae and Your Max
PeeS Our mom wants a kitteh too but dad says no way no how!
I want a cat of my own so bad but Master is allergic. Isn't that rude of him?
Nora
Howdy Ms. P.
We actually LIKE our kitties.
There are four of them, and they can be our bestest friends and do come in handy for a game of chase every now and then.
Mom yells at us "be nice to my kitties" when we play chase, but we've never hurt them.
Any reason for a beer and Cheetos sounds good to us. :0)
Uh, did you happen to know it's World Cat Day??? I think maybe they have taken over your blog. Rosie stole my Cheetos and beer because she said there was a law that cats get anything they want on World Cat Day! Help! I think she's coming for my burgers next!
Your pal, Pip
Puddles....
Yeah, I am not really a cat fanatic, either. I was once. But people change.... Right? Now I definitely prefer dogs.... Especially mutts, of course!! ;op
Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!
Woweeee- someone likes kitties!
And we do too!
love
tweedles
believe it or not all those photos are for Kitty Kat Day, nutty
Benny & Lily
I am with ya PUddles, I am NOT a fan of the kitties. Put your paw down~~NO kitties at your house!! I could hear ya askin where ya been BOL
wags
Jazzi
Adorable! Love your accent Puddles ;)
Well I say no to cats too. Mainly cause my mom's son is allergic to them. It's a good thing in my opinion ;)
Nothing like scooping out 87 cat litter boxes to ensure you will continue to enjoy a cat-free home, Puddles. We have it on good authority the beans do not enjoy this activity. Now we would be willing to nibble on a small selection of the contents, purely in the interests of scientific research, but even we couldn't clean out that many litter boxes.
Happy Belated to you or your mom - we're a little confused on that point. Must be this unrelenting heat, scrambling our brain cells.
Jed & Abby
" Hello is this Miss Puddles D. Rainwater?" " Maybe, whatchoo wants?" " I am calling from Dachsie Social Services, I understand there has been some abuse in your household regarding a certain"Kerazy Lady"." Did I pronounce that correctly?" " Yea and whatchoo gonna dos about it.""Well first, I see you recently had a birthday, did you get lots of pressies??" " I gots nuffin from Kerazy, but bloggy pals throwed me some bones and other stuffs. I gots lots of bloggy pals cuz I am "Puddles".""Let me go over the complaints 1. Stiffed on Birthday
2. Unlawful use of "Puddles" camera for other living creatures.
3. Failure to hide the evidence.""Does that sum it up?"" Dat sounds good Lady""Ok Miss Puddles, I will present your case and get back to you with the results. It is very serious and the Kerazy Lady may be have to pay a fine, including extra treats, more snuggle time and restricted use of said camera. I will get back to you as soon as possible, in the mean time, keep taking notes of further abuse and we will act on it. There will be lots of treats in your future at the very least.Good day Miss Puddles, it was lovely talking to you." " I is busy Lady, u got to go now and work on that treat thing."
Loveys Sasha
p.s. I hope it works out for you Puddles, you have suffered enough
Oh my your flashy beast was invaded! :O
Must admit though. Those are some very pretty kittehs ;) :)
Waggin at ya,
Roo
Ooh your little devil you! Bol!
Slobbers
Dante, Daisy Boo and Sampson
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