Bar Now Open

Happy New Year's Eve Furiends!

Come right in.....

  (sorry, Sasha went a little wild withs da umbrellas..poked herself 23 times)

Da bar is now open!

Step right up and let us gets you a drink.
 Sasha has been on cherry and umbrella patrol...obviously.

Ruby and I has been concoctin' all types of drinks...all taste tested and approved.
Ruby is also on beer duty...kegs, cans and bottles.

(yes, we went all Tom Cruise in da makin' of dis post,,,I can flip bottles now so watch out)

And Madi has her famous nip-a-tinis...but careful with those.

Nows we has a wide variety of drinks available.

For those of you too young to drink then we has ya'll covered.

We has an assortment of sodas.
My apologies fur da mess they is in...I was busy taste testin' our drinks.

We also has some sparklies fur all you love birds out there.

Ahem...Ernie, Roxy...Taffy and Stanley...toast to your wimmen.

Now I Puddles along withs Sasha, Ruby and Madi has been slavin'
away to bring ya'll some of da bestest cocktails you will evers taste.
We has tested each and every one and we approved them.
It was a tuff job but we was up fur da task.

First, we has MY signature drink.

 da Cheetarita.
Trust me, you will want 3 or 12 of these babies.

Next we has da Decapitated Barbie Cooler.

Go easy on dis one, it may look girly but it is a real ass kicker.

And of course, da Puddles Bombdiggity.

Prolly should not drink dis one near open flames.

But da Blogville Fire Dept and EMTs is on stand by.

Dis one heres is called da Dirt Digger Decadence

It be made withs only da finest southern ingredients.
(Sasha, stop eatin' all da cherries)

Next up we has Madi's famous Catnip Delight...with olives.

 You can find these at da Nip-a-tini Bar.

Caution: Do not swing from da gold strandy things.

We also has a most wonderful Ruby Red Cosmopolitan.

 It is potent ya'll...had 2 of 'em and thought I had 7 paws.

And Sasha has concocted several different flavors of these little  
Saucy Silly Sashas

Hers done such a swell job withs them umbrellas...hehehe.

We also has plenty of beer.

But we only does Bud heres.

 see Ruby for keg, can or bottle

Nows, these is just a few selection of our drinks we has.
We can make what evers you wants.
And be sures to tell us if you would likes us to put it on Frankie's credit card.
Just in case, his number is....
5555 1234 5678.

We is behind da bar (on stools..not Ruby though) ready to takes your order.
Oh and in da back laounge area we is havin' a showin' of mum's runaway car
from da security footage at da gas station...courtesy of Goose.

And Angel Pip, if you is out theres, can you fly me in a cheeseburger?
I is starvin'!
Give me heads ups so I can gets out of your way befores you try to land.

Remember, stay safe and no drinkin' and drivin'.

Puddles, Sasha, Ruby, and Madi