Well, I made it to Friday without ANY accidents.
I is so very proud of myself.
Now lets get down to business.
Our Mayors, Murphy and Stanley begged me to fill in for Taffy
as secretary while her is away on family business.
So of course, I said I would afters I laughed hysterically.
*do not gets alarmed by da above pikture...I was on break*
I was doin' no' makin' paper airplanes.typin' of any kind.
Nows da most important thing I hads to do was make me a supply list
and go SHOPPING...on their card.
I gotted all my stuffs and decorated my new office.
Here, I shows ya'll my office...
Ain't it purty?
Fur some reason I was told I was not allowed to has a dart
board for so I gots me a velcro one. And by golly, they
sticks to everything...sorry Stanley.
I asked if I could hs a chandelier but they was all like..."HEEEEEEELL NOOOOO!"
I also gots me a trophy from da thrift store.
It says "Employee of the Year"...Bwhahahahahaha!
Nows can ya'll sees dat cabinet behind my desk?
It be da same cabinet me and Pip stoled from Bertie on Pip's World Tour
(I loves you Angel Pip)
And of course no office is complete without beer and cheetos...or at least
my office anyways. And piktures of my beautiful self and my BFF Pip.
I hopes ya'll enjoyed tourin' my new office.
Nows, if anybuddy is allowed to use matches we needs to has a bonfire
withs all these files cuz they is REALLY gettin' in my way.
Secretary Puddles
41 comments:
Set fires to the files???? Well, that'll get the filings done real quick, what a great idea
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
your supply list sounds great beer&cheetos and a cabinet you snitched once.... can I be your assistant in the office please?
easy rider
You have such a novel approach to your secretarial duties. We don't think the mayors office will ever be the same.
Beer, cheetos and matches.....sounds like my dogatary has been teaching you some of her tricks.....are you sure you have not been to Tennessee lately??
~Higgins
How about a shredding party - we know quite a few doggies who love nothing better then shredding paper :)
Oh Puddles, it is so good to see you and Angel Pip together again with all the beer and cheetos. Your office looks fabulous. I would get those files shredded though. It is so good to have you back.
We saw INSTANTLY that you had the good sense to get a VELCRO Dart board...
We are glad to see that you have your Trophy Cabinet... We suppose THAT is where you have your Fridge stored... Now WARM Beers fur YOU...
We don't think the Mayorz will like it much.... butt if you DO Shred all the Bothersome Files... you could take the Shreddings over to the Blogville Bark... and put them in the Puppy Pavilion... they are always in need of FRESH Papers in there..
Puddles fank you for stepping up and helping out our Mayors, I know they were in need to help in that office...surprising your office is somewhat similar to our moms office....WHAT mom we weren't supposed to say that on national internet channel......tehehehehehehheh stella rose
ps gussie will be by to write his own comment later.
Oh Puddles I is so glad to see you in the actual furs, and not pretend furs like Chrissy.....I is still a little chrissy/Alisha shy though about believing it is my true blue in the dye puddles, Isa wondering if you remembered that code word we had cos isa forgotten it, I guess I should have put it on the frig with all moms other s**%$ ....geeze.
Isa might stop by today cos I is in my cop uniform and I want to impress you and shows you how much Isa grewn up.
Gussie Boy a/k/a Angus McConnell Long
OMD! OMD!! OMD!!! Has your parole officer seen this?? PUDDLES! This behavior cannot be repeated at work Monday!! This is not acceptable!!
Your Frustrated, Exasperated, Terrified Mayorz,
Murphy & Stanley
Hari OM
Strewth Puddles my girl, that stretch in the.............errr the 'leave of absence' appears not to have brought about any rehabilitation at all!!! The Mayorz are such great doodz giving you an opportunity to better yourself, to prove you can stay sober for more than 87 minutes and can work out alphabetical listing.... listing as in 'one after the other'... not as in sailor-ish...
We wants you to stick around fur a while Pudds.... PLEEAAASSEEE try to restrict yourself to one beer a day. You can have the 87 cheetos. They can harm no one ('cept your hips)...
The shredding of docs older than 87 hours could also be a very good plan... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
OMD.....Me saws what you did wit those darts. Great Job on your furst day, Puddles. Distraction from work is a good thing. :)
That is a great office Puddles! I always love those pics of you and Pip!
Great to see you back at work Puddles. And to see the cabinet again. Happy memories indeed...
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
Pawty in Puddles office!!!!!
Smileys!
Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
PeeEss....Don't tell Dory!
OMPuddles...we are MOL/LOL hysterically too. You will be (hardly) working I'm positive. You will have the Mayorz doing all the work and they won't even realize it. I warned the Mayorz about the Chandelier and Cheetos. Please remember to wash your paws before you touch the files otherwise everything will be Cheeto Orange! MOL MOL you bought an Employee of the year trophy...Hugs and get cracking Secretary Puddles!!
Hugs madi your bfff
Change #2 to Vodka, you won't smell it
Lily & Edward
LOoks great!! Couldnt have done it better myself. BTW are there any missing couch cushions in that there office maybe to snooze on after those beers and cheetos?? Im just askin....
wags
Oreo
A bonfire sounds like a great way to kick off a party! What??? No party - what kind of an office is this anyway??? We always associate the P in Puddles with PARTY!!! We are sure you will find a way - good luck with the new job!
And about that deck staining - Mom isn't doing it - some dumb dude is and he made a big boo boo yesterday that cause Mom lots of worry last night - we will have to post about it.
Woos - Ciara and Lightning
Bonfire why you could get the flames really go any booze over 40 proof will ignite.
KABOOM! Why you could roast your own weenie. Nothing like a weenie over open flames.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
I'm sure the Mayorz are THRILLED that they asked you to fill in for Taffy! Your office looks grreat.
That is our kind of office. We hope now work comes along to disturb your power naps, beer and cheetos breaks and practicing darts ;)
Dip and Elliot x
Bet that cabnet is full of cheetos.......and beer. You're going to keep those Mayor boyz on their toes.....
Looks like things are going Real Well (tee eheee sheheeee) at the office!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
Wow - that is the most awesome office that we have ever seen, Puddles! We can see that you're going to be very happy and get LOTS of work done!
Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
crash bang boom ....oops, my bad. Now you have a Pip sized hole in the back of the cabinet. The landings get me every time.
Now, which way to the beer? Gosh we had some good times, didn't we?
Wow, Puddles! You sure take your job seriously! I think you need more Cheetos and beer...and to just put your little paws up & relax!
Oh Doggies....here we go!
The Mad Scots
Puddles - I think you need to run for President. Beer and Cheetos for all. Order in the house, and I would pay money for you to throw darts at the speaker of the house. (just saying)
Abby Lab
Girrrrrrrrl I like the way you run an office!
Aroo to you,
Sully
Dartboard, beer, and cheetos. I think I have all three at the house. Guess it's party time.
We're just kind of wondering how long you need to be employed to get benefits because we don't think you will actually make it that long. Just saying. But you'll look adorable, as always, in the unemployment line, Puddles.
OH.MY.DOG. PUDDLES!!!! Why oh why wasn't I consulted??!! Holy crap! I could have set you up with a whole REFRIG full of beers and margaritas (cause you KNOWS I am gonna be stoppin' by for lunch and stuffs!!!!!! BOL!!!! OH my...) and a motorized scooter, so the Doods will nevers knows how much beers you have had...no swayin' and weevin'...BRILLIANT!
Nows, abouts that bonfire....I thinks I can snag some matches off the fireplace mantel...you sure the Doods will never knows? I wouldn't want to gets in any troubles...hehehehehehehe! omd, who am I kiddin'! I'm always in troubles! BOL!!
Anyhu, see you Monday for lunch! ☺
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Oh Puddles!!! What has happened to our efficient blogville mayor's office? Well, Puddles is in town!!!! Beer and cheetos. Wowzers, Puddles - you had a huge impact on productivity within seconds of arriving ;)
On a serious note, we miss Angel Pip too.
We hope the Mayorz know what they are getting in for by having you substitute for Taffy.
ohhhhh my... This is gonna be good... LOL!
Oh cool. this will be good.
SIgh ...you know some how my assistant missed that picture of me even though it is practically LIFE SIZE. She is blind as a bat!
But on to more serious matters ...now that you are are back in charge, I mean in politics, I have a list of demands. First up, I will need a get out of heaven free card for Saturday night burgers and beers. I will also need a pilot to pick me up and fly me home ...cause you know my flying skills aren't the best. Bawhahahahahahahhahahaa
Uh-oh, does this mean we'll have to interview you instead of Taffy? We need to start looking for a helmet and bullet proof vest and other safety equipment in case you've made any enemies already. We don't want to be caught in the crossfire.
Looks like you are off to a GREAT start in your new job helping out the Mayors, Puddles! Looking VERY forward to see how how much trouble you make..I MEAN how fabulously you handle this position!
Looks like your new office is all set up to your liking. We hope you like and enjoy your new job. Thanks for sharing with us the great photos. Have a wonderful day.
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