On Our Ways To Da Wedding

Goooood Mornin' ya'll! It' me Preacher Puddles and I's off to da wedding ( and an FYI: I do weddings, baptisms, and bark mitzvahs, I do not currently do hoomans cuz da cost of da ordination was more expensive and I din't haves a coupon fur dat).

Sallie and Alien were forced volunteered to provides some of us withs his spaceship to gets us to da wedding on time. And me being da official officiant of da ceremony, I just couln't be late.

Sallie and in their flight get ups....

...and dun dun dun(that was suppose to bes a drumroll)

da spaceship...it's really a UFO but we calling it a spaceship so we don't hurt hurt Alien's feelilngs.

While Alien and Sallie was on his way to get me I had my train sent to get  Zona

I was so freaking excited cuz I gets to drive da spaceship waiting patiently in my yard.

Once I was picked up I gots to drive. Ya'll might wanna buckleup and wear helmets furs da remainder of da flight...hehehe! Did anybuddy happen to brings a map by da way?

Ummmmm...I gots no idea what these buttons do. Let me see what dis one does.

Oh dat was a fun button. I just beamed up Minna, Lucy, and Ditto

Our next mission was to pick up Maggie Mae and since hers gots a big yard I knew it was gonna be easy peasy to land.

"They're here, they're here...bye mom"

Then we were offs to Chicago to gets Pip from his super secret underground location.

But then I gots a garbled message on da UFO spaceship transmitter. Alls I could make out was "poly-ticks" and "no money left". I felt bad, thinking he had lots of ticks and no monies.

Thought maybe he was a stray.

He gaves me directions and I beamed him up.

Yes, da White House relocated. Don't ya'll watch da news?

Dis who we picked up. Does ya'll know him?

Says he goes by da name Blogagofsfaknfjvich...from Chicago. Say he furiend of Pip's.

But I gots da feeling he ain't suppose to leave da country.

Next we was on our ways to pick up Asta in New York city. Her was waiting on da rooftop fur us...withs her gazillion pressies furs da wedding...and fur some reason her felt da need to covers da roof top in marshmellows furs me crash landing.

Yes, da spaceship can be morphed into different colors and shapes...just along with me here.

Then we gots all da rest of our passengers...ya'll just didn't see me opick them up cuz I was super fast,

but I did picks them up. We did a little mingling and chit chatting.

Dis heres is da purple room in da spaceship

me, Josie and Anakin, Maggie Mae, Lilac, Phantom, Alien, and Mayzie

Dis is da green room and Yea, Lilac brought hers fan.

Molly, Izzy, Asta, Zona, Holly, Lucy, Ditto,Minna, Ciara, Sallie, Thunder, and Pip

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Oh dis is fun

Here we is just hanging our heads out in da open wind.

Molly, Minna, Pip, Izzy, me, Alien, Mayzie, Zona, Josie, Anakin

Wait...hang on, I shows you da otherside of da spaceship.

Maggie Mae, Francine, Sallie, Indiana, Lilac, Ciara, Holly, Asta, Phantom, and Thunder

And finally we has met our destination.....

....and I managed to gets us heres all safe and sound...well 'cept furs dat lampost I tooks out back in Chicago but, we ain't gonna talks bout dat.

We sees ya'll at da wedding where I wills perform my furst ritual wedding ceremony.

click here to go to da wedding

Disclaimer: the use of Blagojevich has no representation of my political views, he was merely  used as an inside joke.

THE END

Peace Out,

Preacher Puddles