Hehehehehe...how's ya'll likes dat title?
I finally has a new post today to shares withs ya'll.
Sorry I has been a way, I knows how much ya'll has
missed me and my antics and my luverly stories.
Da kerazy Lady has been preparin' her brain fur her
surgicals which will be tomorrow.
Her has had way too much nervous energies to sit still long
enough to type out me a post.
And I has da teevee remote all readies fur myself to drown out
her whinin'.
Well on withs my post nows.
Ya'll knows how I just loves to gets packages in da mail right?
Dis big box camed da udder day and boy howdy did I evers
get excited.
And then we opened it and there was ANUDDER box in da box.
Look at it!
It be a doctor's bag box!
OMD, how freakin' awesome is dat?
"What da heck you mean it ain't fur me?"
"I thinks I shall cry a river nows."
Unfortuntely da package was not fur me...it was fur da Kerazy Lady.
One of my bestest furiends furever Miss Sasha and her mommy
sent my mum a get well package to her!!!!!!
Like seriously, what da hell...I is da one dat has to put up with hers....
I needs me a package too!
"Look Brudder, it says ENJOY right theres!"
Usually Brudder Albert be too lazy to gets up off da couch from his nap
to do much of anything but he gotted all nosey when he seened da box
dat not come fur me.
Now heres what camed in da box.
Allkinds of good stuffs.
Dst black thing is poppy corns and I do loves me some poppycorns.
(Is you listenin' mum?)
And there was a cute little book with devotions, green tea, candies, COOKIES,
and a smiley ball.
My Girl was eyeing da candies but I telled hers if her not share withs me her toofers
would rot...but if her DID share her toofers wouldn't.
Her not buy it though.
Albert again.
Dude just couldn't stay away from da stuffs.
Nows here be a few little out takes.
Here I is sniffin' out da goods.
And of course, me tryin' to open da cookies.
(Sorry I broked some mum)
See, if I had cookies I prolly wouldn't be so boney.
(Dang I hope I not falls off dis chair)
So dat was da story of a package dat was not fur me.
But my mum thoroughly enjoyed gettin' mail...her thinks he be all specials now.
Sasha and Mommy, my mum thanks ya'll from da bottom of her heart fur thinkin'
of hers and her HELLbow surgicals. I even thinks her shed a little tear.
You knows how emotional hoomans can be.
Well dis is a wrap nows, I must go chase da squirrels now and mum has pre-op today.
Oh, lemme tells ya'll what da surgical entails...it's gross I think.
They is gonna cut her HELLbow wide open and take da HELLbow tendon
and then they is gonna anchor it back to da bone...hehehehe.
I think dat just sounds nasty.
Okays I done nows.
Puddles...withs no package
