Okays so ya'll knows how my mum's luck sucks right?
Wells dat just might be a mild understatement.
I just has to tells ya'll bouts da washing machine...hehehehe.
ME...stayin' very fars away from da kerazy lady so I don't catchhers bad luck.
Wells ya'll knows our washin' machine went kerplunk on Easter day.
Da Washing Machine Fixer Man camed to fix it.
Him was skeered to come in withs me and da blobs.
I telled him I has only bit 4 or 7 hoomans in my life.
Okays so I has nevers really bit nobuddy but him not has to do knows dat...sometimes you just has to put da fear in Washing Machine Fixer Man so you don't gets overcharged or has to sit theres and stares at their butt cracks while they fixin' stuffs.
Around my town you just nevers knows what or who will shows up to fix your appliances.
Luckily, I not has to sees his butt crack cuz he wores a belt and he not EVEN has snaggle teefers eithers.....YAAAAY!
Okays yea, I gots totally way of topis theres didn;t I?
Wells to makes a long story short...cuz I knows ya'll could cares less bouts our washin' machine...afters a week Washing Machine Fixer Man calls on Saturday mornin' and says our washin' machine ain't worth bein' fixed cuz it had to many issues then what he thinked to begin withs.
Soooooo, we hads to buy a new washing machine...and dryer so they would match...WTF?
Mum be all likes...."Aren't they pretty?"
Woman...washing machines and dryers ain't purty.
And besides they is LIVES IN my bedroom!
Come on and I'll shows you our new washin' machine...likes ya'll really cares but I show anyways.
Dis be my enthused face.
Wait hang on, I not likes dat foto of me.
I likes dis betters.
(note to self: you so dam purties it's should be against da law)
Dats much betters.
I go gets a step stool...wait right theres again.
Okays...dis be da new washin' machine.
Yea just luverly huh?
Juuuust fantastical. Still not impressed.
Heres it be inside.
It has a clear top and mum thinks dat just be da coolest thing evers.
Then hers picked me up so I could sees it too...wasn't thrilled.
Actually it kinda freaked me out.
But just looooks at dis!
OMD is my mum gonna puts me on restrictions furs dis.
Dat be da hoomans dirty laundry.
We not has da matchin' dryer yet cuz it hads to be ordered since we has gas and they not has one dat be on gas in da store so we has to wait.
What a pity.
I am so goin' backs to sleep cuz dat be da dumbest post in da history of da Puddles blog.
I am bloggin' bouts WASHIN' MACHINES...oooooh somebuddy helps me.