I Wants Ya'll To Meet Somebody

Hellos boys and girls...thank you fur tunin'in today.

I wants to introduce ya'll to someone very much 

important in my life...my new vet.

My old vet quit when he had to buy a new filing cabinet just fur my file

retired to spend time withs his family.

(Bon Voyage Dr. O)

I walked in da door one day to introduce myself to da new vet, Dr. G.

I just knews her was gonna want a pawtograph.

Her was so excited to finally meet me dat her run straight to da back and out da door.

Then I heard screams.
Like i said, her was super excited.

 Sure, I'll wait right heres.

I waited bout 10 minutes...or an hour fur hers to regain her composure.

Then hers come out trembling and says her has heard lots bout me.

I is very well known down at da clinic.

Let me just takes ya'll back a moment to last year when I almost died again.
when I hads my torso almost amputated.
and here is your warning...
WARNING

 Groooooss.

I has da most awesome scar now.

But Dr. G saved my life and sewed me back togedders.
 I was much impressed with her skills and her bedside manners.
Her is a very luverly and nice lady. Her is like one of those furiends you
could go has a beer or 12 with.

Her is a very luverly and nice lady. Her is like one of those furiends you
could go has a beer or 12 with.

 Her said i was adorables and her wants her very own Puddles.

Seriously would dis face lie to ya'll?

Shhhhhh...never mind.
Okay so her didn't say dat but hers wanted to.

Puddles...#1 patient (I pay their bills)