Happy Monday Ya'll!
Goodness me, what a weekend.
Lemme tells ya'll aaaaaaall bout it.
Does ya'll rememebr Mr. Jones?
Yea, he da one dat comes and steals my pee-cans!
Well, he's back and dis time, it wasn't my pee-cans he be stealin'!!!!!
Goodness me, what a weekend.
Lemme tells ya'll aaaaaaall bout it.
Does ya'll rememebr Mr. Jones?
Well, he's back and dis time, it wasn't my pee-cans he be stealin'!!!!!
Ya'll will has to excuse da bad fotos...foto lady took them through da screened porch and they is baaaaad.
Come on and I'll tell you my story...follow me.
FYI: Dis a grill...NOT Mr. Jones....
FYI: Dis a grill...NOT Mr. Jones....
....but it's part of my story.
(it's da grill dat I make Pip's burgers on)
THIS is Mr. Jones
Da little punk is actually STEALIN' da friggin' fuzz from da grill cover!
LOOOOOOOOK, can you see it nows?
Can you see da fuzz in his mouth?
He has gotten rather bold and brazen (prolly rabies).
I thoughts my eyeballs was playin' tricks on me or maybe I was just drunk, but heck no, it was reals ya'll.
I thinks him makin' a nest fur his offspring (law help us, theres more of 'em).
They prolly go by da names of....
Jim Bob
Bobby Joe
Earl Lee
Lynne Jo
Peggy Sue
and Sue Ellen
Just a hunch, but I doubt I is wrong considering where they lives.
If anybuddy sees Mr. Jones,
please contact dis place and then maybe we can start da grill up cuz I has a new recipe.
And here is ME on squirrel patrol and....
....I don't want ya'll to furget what I looks like.
(dang, I looks good)
Peace Out,
Puddles
