My Easter Weekend

I hopes ya'll all hads a most wonderful Easter or whatevers ya'll celebrate.

Dis weekend we did our eggies.

Mum boiled da eggies...

And da eggies turned into eggie salad.

Poor woman can't even boil eggies...her brokes 'em.

"Let me taste Girl"

Nope, I not gets to taste da eggie salad.

It prolly would has kilt me though.

Then da Easter Bunny camed to my house sometime during da middle of da night
and lefted me stuffs.

I gots a tiny tiney bag of Cheetos and 2 beers.

WTF? Only 2?

Dude so ripped me off dis year!

But I'll takes what I can gets.

Howevers, I has a suspicion dat Mr. Easter Bunny intended to leaves a six pack but he kept four of 'em till he gots off da Bunny trail...cuz he would has been very thirsty from all dat hoppin' and jumpin'.

See, Easter falls on a Sunday...duh...and we lives in a Stoopid Blue Law county, which means you can't buy beer and Licker on Sundays...or Election Day.

(They apparently don't want a bunch of drunkards goin to do polls votin' fur ME...I don't see da bad thing in dat...I mean votin' fur me)

And what did da blobs get?

Who cares?

Okays, okays I'll tells you.

Albert gots a dictionary and Whitney gots coupons fur therapies.

(Is you happies now mum, I tolded everybuddy what they gots)

Nows back to me...

So then I went outside and I was sittin; in MY chair contemplatin' da world's problems and then my kerazy mum camed out to inform me her BROKED da washing machine.

"BWHAHAHAHAHAHA...you kerazy klutzy lady!"

And of course I had to laughs at hers cuz hers break stuffs alot and
...cuz I just thoroughly enjoy laughin' at hers...
...it's good fur my soul.

But look, I blew dis foto up to kingdom com so ya'll could sees.

You can actually sees my tastey buds...ain't da da coolest thing you evers did see?

Okays maybe it's a little skeerey.

 "BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Hehehehe...OMD I cracks myself up.

Ummmmm...I has no idea hows I went from eggies, to a beer theivin rabbit, to a broken washing machine to my tongue in one single post.

PS: remembers mum's new camera? Don't worry, dad made hers gets it insured...you knows, just incase her goes and breaks it.