Hellos theres, it's me Puddles.
Today I has an educational post fur ya'll.
Bwhahahahahaha...just kiddin'.
No, I just wanted to tells ya'll bouts my trip to da vet
Today I has an educational post fur ya'll.
Bwhahahahahaha...just kiddin'.
No, I just wanted to tells ya'll bouts my trip to da vet
(my 87,000 trip)
I really don't mean furs ya'll to learn anything, I just wanna tells ya'll da funny part.
Oh and dis is anudder reason we hasn't been around much.
Well I'll be...look, it's a new pikture of moi!
Well, I haded to go to da vet on Monday withs a bag of my poop
fur some tests and blood work cuz I has been loosing a lot of weight and I was
ALWAYS hungry...I mean like starving!!!!!!
And I won't even go into da burpin' and fartin' I was doin'.
Oh lemme tells ya'll bouts da poop furst.
I hads to take a sample of my poop but I was goin' under da deck so mum couldn't get none
cuz her was bein' a pansy and wouldn't crawl underneath da deck.
So I finally shat in da grass and OMD I has never seen a hooman
more excited to bag up my poop befores.
Dat was sweet of mum.
(hoomans are kinda strange)
Anyways, back to my story....
So da vet peoples had to check my trypsin levels, dat is enzymes in my pancreas
dat helps me digest food and gets nutrients and stuffs like dat.
So if you has a deficiency of da enzymes they calls it...Exocrine Pancreatic Insufficiency or EPI
Ever heard of it befores?
Well me neither.
Okays so all my tests concluded dat I has dis problem.
NOW, here be da funny part and da point of my tellin' ya'll bouts anudder
issue I can add to my resume....
...My VET has ONLY had 10 cases of this in ALL of his 87 years of practicin' vet medicine.
AND, not only dat but da udder vet has never even performed da test to diagnosis dis.
Bwhahahahahaha....
...what can I say, I do likes to help them out from time to time.
They was all in da back sayin'...."Only Puddles"
Does ya'll has any food?
If it is odd, rare, or peculiar I will have it.
But don't worry, all I has to do is take a pill once a day and I'll be fine.
Howevers, I will be acceptin' food gifts if you are inclined to send 'em.
AND, today Pip and me will be in St. Louis
(dats where beer comes from)
withs da Dachsies With Moxie.
Puddles
dat helps me digest food and gets nutrients and stuffs like dat.
So if you has a deficiency of da enzymes they calls it...Exocrine Pancreatic Insufficiency or EPI
Ever heard of it befores?
Well me neither.
Okays so all my tests concluded dat I has dis problem.
NOW, here be da funny part and da point of my tellin' ya'll bouts anudder
issue I can add to my resume....
...My VET has ONLY had 10 cases of this in ALL of his 87 years of practicin' vet medicine.
AND, not only dat but da udder vet has never even performed da test to diagnosis dis.
Bwhahahahahaha....
...what can I say, I do likes to help them out from time to time.
They was all in da back sayin'...."Only Puddles"
If it is odd, rare, or peculiar I will have it.
But don't worry, all I has to do is take a pill once a day and I'll be fine.
Howevers, I will be acceptin' food gifts if you are inclined to send 'em.
AND, today Pip and me will be in St. Louis
(dats where beer comes from)
withs da Dachsies With Moxie.
Puddles
