Monday, April 12, 2010

Modeling Tips by Puddles

Is your hooman always trying to takes pictures of you? Cans you not evers relax and chill out without a snap, snap, snap? I knows how all you friends feel. When I was much littler, I thought mum’s camera was actually a growth on her face.So, today friends I goings to give you some of my tips on hows to be da most annoying perfectest model. I pwobly need to add another  diclaimr to dis post too but oh well....
Tip #1
Whens they gets all da adjustments on da camera just right, you keeps your body real stills like and then shakes your head with all your might.

Tip #2
Then whens they moves you to da betterest light…moves your head north and then you be backs in da shade.

Tip #3
When theys put da camera in your face you have 2 options

Da furst option is to close your eyes. Now this was even with out da flashy beast. When da moon, stars, and planets are aligned just right, Mum can do that without da flasher.

Da second option is to turn your head like so…(remember...never ever look directly into da camera)

Tip #4
ALWAYS turns around for da fabulous booty shot. Dis one always drives da mum KA-RAAZY!

Now if you notice, Albert’s doing it all wrong. He just sits and lets mum do whatever. He so passive. He really needs a life.

The End

Peace Out,


Remington said...

I think you all do a GREAT job! I don't think there could be a "bad" picture of any of you....

Anonymous said...

Oh Puddles! You and me thinks so much alike! I hates the flashy beast, too. And I also gave out some "avoid the flashy beast" tips awhile back. But yours are different than mine so now I have even MORE ideas! And we doggies can use all the defeat the flashy beast ideas we can get!

Although I hates to break it to ya, but it appears you really can't takes a bad picture no matter what you do. Sorry.

Oh, and in answers to some of your questions.

Yes, you can share my Cuzin Bridger. He weighs like 687 pounds so there's enough of him to go around.

And I don't thinks I'll bring the boys back to my condo after date night cuz it might looks unseemly and my mom would prolly have a heart event right then and there! BOL! (She's kinda having a heart event already with the thought of me having TWO dates. You know how moms are.)

Oh, and Brudder Ranger says that with Albert putting his arm over you - that it's all abouts "context," whatever that means.

I hopes you had a Most Wonderful weekend!

Wiggles & Wags,

Ruby and Penny said...

Morning Puddles Duddles Raindrop

Thank you for the tips. We are going to practice them the next time mom brings out the camera.

Albert is one very handsome dude. Mom says his eyes are bottomless.

Love Ruby & Penny
Pees - we just love your full name and agree that you just can't take a bad picture.

Dog Foster Mom said...

Puddles, those are excellent tips! I think your mom is a very good photographer, so its smart of you to make it as challenging as possible for her, so she doesn't get bored. Good job!

houndstooth said...

I have quite a few of those tricks in my repertoire, but I do let them get some money shots sometimes. Now Blueberry is the queen of driving Dad crazy with the flashy beast! She's got so many tricks I'd have to write a book to share them all! You have to keep those humans on their toes; it's good for their minds!


Charlotte said...

Oh, thank you so much for posting those explicit instructions!!

We luuuuvvv your booty shot!

((hugs)) your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

Erin said...

Great tips! I use those like alla time!

~ Bubbles

the booker man said...

miss puddles,
your instructionals are just A+!! while i love havin' my picture taken with the flashy camera, my big sis asa is not amused. she totally liked your tips and tricks. her #1 go-to is the eye closin' thingie. she also does this totally weirdo thingie with her lips that i can't really explain. i just call it limp lips.
the booker man

Lorenza said...

Hi, Puddles!
Thanks a lot for all those tips!
They are pawesome! I want to practise them now!
Albert! Albert! All wrong... but he looks adorable in that picture!
Kisses and hugs


Hi Puddles,

You are a gorgeous Model and you did everything right! You'll have to be in my next Fashion Show butt, you'll have to wear a dress o.k.?

Star and Riley.

kalyxcorn said...

hee - your modelling tips are spot on!


Linda said...

LOL. I am a perfessional at camera ducking! Abbielicious