Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Whitney's Trip To Da Vet

My mum wanted me to tell ya’ll bout my sissy Whitney’s VET trip and I told her No cuz it wasn’t important since it wasn’t bout me….hehehe. But then her said,” Well the name of the blog is ‘We Three Doxies’, NOT All About Puddles” and then she bribed me with a treat…(Mental Note: change name of blog). ..a much needed treat since I was starting to feels a little faint from da lack of food around here. Well I haves decided to tell ya’ll bout it cuz it is kinda funny.

Well last Saturday mum discovered a really red lesion on Whitney’s lip and it was all kinds of swollen and nasty looking. It was on her bottom lip and it looked like her big long toof …you know da one that’s fur shredding squirrel, was rubbing on her ouie. Well mum was weird quick thinking and took a picture of it and sent it to Mrs.Vet, who is Dr. Vet’s wife. I mean how weird is that? Not Mrs. Vet, but taking a picture of her lesion. Ha, and they was eating lunch too…hehehe. Anyway, afters several text messages back and forths back and forths IT was decided. Ok, here comes da funny part…

Whitney was like,”Well it’s a good thing the vet is already closed for the day.” And mum was like,” Don’t worry Princess; Dr. Vet is going back to the office so he can see you.” And Whitney’s like,” It is so NOT cool for you to have a friend as a VET”. So mean while me and Albert is just laughing hysterically cuz Whitney thought hers wouldn’t have to go ….gotta love a vet that will go to da office during after hours.

"Did you say VET?"
 Ok, so Whitney stomps outta da house and mum’s following her all graceful like (not really) so I hollers to mum,” Make sure he takes her temperature”, and mum’s says, “Oh Puddles, be nice for a change”. Then I said,” Hey woman, while your there have Doc do a brain scan on you”. You know, cuz sometimes I worry bout hers. Mum just slammed da door then…hehehehe! Some hoomans just don’t know how to take a joke.

Here's me telling mum to haves a brain scan...hehehe!

Anyway, afters a thorough exam, temperature taking included, Whitney had a really, really, really, really bad bacterial infection in hers mouth. I think it was caused from her being mean but I can’t be sure. Her was also running a high fever too…thank goodness Dr. Vet took her temperature. So he put her on some antibiotics that cost like a million dollars and some kind of gel stuff to put on her lip that cost about a thousand dollars. Whew…I’m just so glad it wasn’t me. Oh and ya’ll don’t have to send her well wishes or nuttin like that cuz it’s just Whitney and her is all betters now. But since ya’ll is so giving in da wishing area, I seem to haves stumped my toe…I will gladly accept any wishes you have fur my toe.

The End
Peace Out,

Note: Whitney will have to return to the vet beacause her lip is not healing.


Charlotte said...

Wow-we are sooo sorry to hear you stubbed your toe, Puddles! That must hurt some kinda awful!

Oh, yeah - and we spose we should send Miss Whitney some get well rayz! Quick thinkin' Puddles to have her temp checked (snort) - you are such a kind & considerate bruther!!

(((Hugs)) your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

Martha said...

Puddles of course we are sorry about your toe but we are more worried about poor Whitney!
Now we know this isn't what you want to hear but Whitney had to go to the V-e-t.
Now we now that is scary and we did think you were just a little evil insisting on her temperature being taken.
However thank dogness the vet has seen her and she has some antibiotics only available to dogs who live with millionaires!
Now Puddles we want you to be nice to Whitney - we also think you should be much nicer to your mom!
love and kisses
Martha and Bailey xxx

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Oh No... It is very much grrreat that the VET is your mom's furend beclaws between Whitney's infection and stuffs and YOUR stubbed toe... She is going to need that furend... a LOT.
Poor Whitney... I hope she hurries up and gets all well very soon. That sounds scary and painful.
Not that a stubbed toe isn't scary and painful too, of course. If your toe doesn't get better in about 87 seconds... you will have to go to the VET. I've heard that they sometimes have to squeeze your butt to relieve the toe pressure. And temp. taking will be REQUIRED. I also have heard that some VETS insist on a BAFF 3 times a day to help toes.
I'm just sayin'.
If you can get beyond your pain, please tell Whitney that I said GET WELL SOON.

DoMoFi said...

lol@"It is so NOT cool for you to have a friend as a VET"

Ouch on the stubbed toe! ^^;

& Speedy recovery to Whitney . . . ^^

Ruby and Penny said...

Oh no. Poor Whitney. We hope she feels better real soon. Sending her lots of get better rayz.
Love Ruby & Penny
Pees - Puddles you sure are SASSY!!

the magic sleigh said...

Wooos Puddles! Did woo hurt woo little toe??? So sorry!
Better be nice to woo Mom, after all she is the one with the treats and the kibble, mighty huntress that she is!
As fur Whitney, whatever... hope she feels better, (Mum made me say it!)
~husky kisses~
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Scout and Freyja said...

Goodness sakes, does your momma have any money left for treats after those expenses?☺ Sending good thoughts that Whitney will be good as gold in no time at all.

mayziegal said...

Ohmidogness...I'm very much sorry abouts your stubbed toe, Puddles. Did you gets your mom to kiss it?

And I'm gonna go ahead and sends Whitney get-well wishes anyway cuz she's your sister and all. GET WELL, WHITNEY! Gosh, Whitney sure is lucky she came to lives with your mom. Imagine if she was still in that other place. I bet he wouldn't have cared at all about her poor little lip.

Don't forgets to come tell me what you think I am. (And I will go ahead and let you in on a little secret since you're my BFF - I'm not a giraffe OR a zebra!)

Wiggles & Wags

Mack and Mia said...

Oh Puddles Mia and I sure hope your toe feels better. Woo should totally milk that for extra treats!! Do a little fake limp!! (Dude, It works like a charm! Don't tell your momma though because I think your momma and my momma always are checking up on us)

Anyhoo, We really do hopes that Whitney feels better soon. Poor girl, woo should try to be a wittle nicer to her, at least to her face because she could totally rat woo out to your momma and the next thing you know...someone is going to be trying to take YOUR temperature!


Wags and woofs,
Mack and Mia

Remington said...

Poor Whitney....I hope all is better soon.
And I hope your stubbed toe feels better too!

Unknown said...

Poor Whitney, its a good thing that your Mom rescuced her, many breeders are not very responsible about what happens after they are done with their dogs. With your Mom and Ms. Vet and Dr. vet, she will be able to live a longer maybe happier life. Perhaps you could help her out with the happier! Good luck with your toe, ice and lots of treats help!

kalyxcorn said...

what a good vet to come in after hours so u didn't have 2 go to the emergency clinic - cha-ching!

koko said...

Hope Whitney will feel better soon... and your stubbed toe too, Puddles :)

Licks, hero

SASS....Sammy Andy Shelly Sierra said...

You are a total hoot, one can tell a story like you!!!!!!!

We are sending healing purrs to dear Whitney and hope she will soon be A-OK again....and to you, Puddles, for your toe!!!!!!

We luvy'all.

Ina in Alaska said...

Sending healing wishes to Miss Whitney! xoxo

Zona said...

Oh no... your TOE?? Poor, Puddles! After you heal, send some get well wishes to Whitney from us too. The faster she heals the faster your blog will be "All About Puddles" again, right? Hehee.. Our VET is mom's friend too. She's about an hour away so when she visits us (SOMETIMES WITH SHOTS), she stays for like 352973 days! Give some snuggles to your mom and Whitney from us!


♥I am Holly♥ said...

We send healing vibes to your toe Puddles! That had to hurt. We also send them to Whitney and hope she gets better really soon. If you need some more treats, Mom said you can have some of mine because I have too many and she said I was getting a little overweight! Lots of love, Holly and her mom

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

We are laffin and laffin Puddles! Brain scan indeed. Don't all humans need those on a regular basis?

We truly are sorry about your toe. Stubbed toes really hurt.

We also hope Whitney gets beetter....being sicky is no fun at all.

And, no we are not plotting revenge. We get our revenge on a daily basis. Orion by having really stinky poos....sorry but it is true. And me by sticking my whiskers up hernose in the morning when she is not getting up to feed us.

My Mind's Eye said...

Hi Puddles and A big thank you for stopping by to say hi...first of all Mom speaks:
Oh Puddles you are adorable..our first family pet was a mine Dachshund named Toto and you look very much like him.
Madi speaks:
Puddles you and Albert are too funny with the take her temperature and do a brain scan!!!
Remeber, What goes around comes better be nice to Whitney.
Whitney: Girlfriend I love your name it is very divaish!! How do you ever keep your sanity living with two man dogs? I think you and I need to have a girl's night out to talk strategy on dealing.
Ok all kidding aside you are all precious and have great names!!
We look forward to catching up on your blog.
Madi and Mom

My Mind's Eye said...

PS Toto was a mini Dachshund not a
'mine' Dachshund...although I'm told he had a serious attitude...MOL Madi

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Puddles, we will be sure to send our first good wishes to you for your stubbed toe - we hope it is all better. We did that because you always make our Mom smile and laugh and that is a very good thing.

We are very happy that Whitney is doing OK, but that must have been very sore. Mom needs to have the vet check out Phantom's lips too, she doesn't like the way his big pointy tooth digs into that same area.

So did Mom get the brain scan too?

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

My Mind's Eye said...

Oh Puddles please forgive us...we did not realize you were a lady doxie. Mom knows all about the doxie tude!!! She loves doxie and often threatens me with a doxie sibling. Which she hopes to get when she retires next year. Puppies need more humans care early on than kitties so she feels she needs to be home. Mom wrote a lot about Toto when we started blogging. He was undoubtedly the sweetest puppy with a very large
attitude. Oh the things he did. They got him when my human sister was 3 (35 years ago). He loved Barbie legs...need I say more.
Madi and Mom

little princess Luna~ said...

puddie poo, dahling~! i hopes your little toe and whitneys infection get better~!!

you are just sooooo like me. hehe. i thinks and do the same things when my siblings are hurt so mum can pay MORE attention on me. ;)


My Mind's Eye said...

Puddles we just read installment one of the Neighbors for He-double hockey sticks...Seems there are some in every neighborhood.
We are proud of you all for keeping your sense of humor through all of this as we know it is difficult.
We have some bad neighbors too
Madi and Mom

My Mind's Eye said...

Once Toto was caught in the act of a Barbie amputation...this particular Barbie had very long hair his sis chased him all over the house and out into the backyard trying to beat him with Barbie hair mind you he was a mini dox but she never caught him.
Mom told me she sat there and LOL the entire time. Good news was sis and Toto were both very tired that night. HA!!! Madi

Erin said...


oh yeahandweregladwhitneysoktoo.

~Texas the Doxie
Two Dachshunds & Co.

Dog Foster Mom said...

Aww, I hope Whitney is feeling better soon - so you don't have to take up any more valuable blog space talking about her, of course. Well, and because I don't want her to feel bad. And don't want your mom to have to take her back to the vet.

And I hope your stubbed toe feels better soon too. Noelle has been limping for a few days too - I wonder if she also has a stubbed toe.

A MilShelb Mom said...

Awww poor Whitney. Don't worry, Puddles... we get in trouble for being mean, too. Our Mom says the same thing about us needing to be nice for once... but that will NEVER happen! :)
Hope your toe feels better.... and hope Whitney gets better soon!
~Milly and Shelby

houndstooth said...

Oh, your poor toe! Puddles, did you get a golden dias for them to carry you around on? I'd insist on it if I were you!

We also hope that Miss Whitney is feeling better soon! That sounds rather painful! She might be less mean if you picked on her a little less. Just sayin'!


the teacher's pets said...

So very sorry puddles that you stubbed your toe! We hope Poor Whitney will be ok.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Hey there Puddles, I just read your Pee-mail, and YES you are the FURST to say that to me. BUTT then... heck you are the furst to say a WHOLE bunch of grrreat stuffs. Fank you!!!
How's the toe??? How is Whitney??????????

Lola and also Franklin, too said...

We're sending good thoughts and well wishes for your toe, Puddles, and a few healing vibes for Whitney's lesion, too. That'd be all right, wouldn't it?

wags, Lola

the booker man said...

miss puddles,
now i am sorry about your stubbed toe cuz that hurts! but i am worried about your big sis miss whitney, too. i'm very sorry she has an infection in her mouth. i hope she feels the betterment soon. (it was kinda funny that you reminded your mama to have her temperature taken, though. heehee.) anywho, give her some huggles for me and asa and mama!
the booker man

pee s -- you can come over and run across my mama's desk anytime! teeheehee!

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Since I used to be khalled Whitney, I'm khonsiderd fur yours!

Paws khrossed and stuff!

Khyra & Khousin Merdie

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Poor Whitney, we are so sorry you gots an infection. I love you Puddles but ya gotta be nicer to your Sissy or all that stuff Frankier Furter said th vet would do for your stubbed toe could happen. All that sounded nasty to me.


Mollie Jo and Bobo said...

Miss Whitney sorry to hear of you ouchie. Hope it gets better soon!

Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

Sorry bout the temperature thingie!