Goooood Mornin' ya'll! It' me Preacher Puddles and I's off to da wedding ( and an FYI: I do weddings, baptisms, and bark mitzvahs, I do not currently do hoomans cuz da cost of da ordination was more expensive and I din't haves a coupon fur dat).
Sallie and Alien
were forced volunteered to provides some of us withs his spaceship to gets us to da wedding on time. And me being da official officiant of da ceremony, I just couln't be late.
Sallie and in their flight get ups....
...and dun dun dun(that was suppose to bes a drumroll)
da spaceship...it's really a UFO but we calling it a spaceship so we don't hurt hurt Alien's feelilngs.
While Alien and Sallie was on his way to get me I had my train sent to get Zona
so freaking excited cuz I gets to drive da spaceship waiting patiently in my yard.
Once I was picked up I gots to drive. Ya'll might wanna buckleup and wear helmets furs da remainder of da flight...hehehe! Did anybuddy happen to brings a map by da way?
Ummmmm...I gots no idea what these buttons do. Let me see what dis one does.
Oh dat was a fun button. I just beamed up Minna, Lucy, and Ditto
Our next mission was to pick up Maggie Mae and since hers gots a big yard I knew it was gonna be easy peasy to land.
"They're here, they're here...bye mom"
Then we were offs to Chicago to gets Pip from his super secret underground location.
But then I gots a garbled message on da
UFO spaceship transmitter. Alls I could make out was "poly-ticks" and "no money left". I felt bad, thinking he had lots of ticks and no monies.
Thought maybe he was a stray.
He gaves me directions and I beamed him up.
Yes, da White House relocated. Don't ya'll watch da news?
Dis who we picked up. Does ya'll know him?
Says he goes by da name Blogagofsfaknfjvich...from Chicago. Say he furiend of Pip's.
But I gots da feeling he ain't suppose to leave da country.
Next we was on our ways to pick up Asta in New York city. Her was waiting on da rooftop fur us...withs her gazillion pressies furs da wedding...and fur some reason her felt da need to covers da roof top in marshmellows furs me
Yes, da spaceship can be morphed into different colors and shapes...just along with me here.
Then we gots all da rest of our passengers...ya'll just didn't see me opick them up cuz I was super fast,
but I did picks them up. We did a little mingling and chit chatting.
Dis heres is da purple room in da spaceship
Dis is da green room and Yea, Lilac brought hers fan.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Oh dis is fun
Here we is just hanging our heads out in da open wind.
Wait...hang on, I shows you da otherside of da spaceship.
And finally we has met our destination.....
....and I managed to gets us heres all safe and sound...well 'cept furs dat lampost I tooks out back in Chicago but, we ain't gonna talks bout dat.
We sees ya'll at da wedding where I wills perform my furst
ritual wedding ceremony.
click here to go to da wedding
Disclaimer: the use of Blagojevich has no representation of my political views, he was merely used as an inside joke.