Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Oh dis ain't even funnies ya'll!
Even da Foto Lady noticed it and her ain't exactly da brightest bulb out theres.
(her been thinking my fotos looked off but couln't grasp I said, NOT da brightest)
Ya sees, I was gonna do a Wordless Wednesday post and it hit me like a ton of bricks when looking at my fotos.
It's gone!
 I haves lost my most beautiful eyeliner!

Look at dese fotos of me from awhile back.

NOW look at dese fotos taken recently.

It's gone!
Where goes my eyeliner?
Ooooooh my...ooooooh me....NOT funny!
Am I still beautifuls?
I thinks I will go hide now, dis embarrassing.

Peace Out,


Anonymous said...

Arrrr Miss Puddles you be a fine looking wench in the beefor pics and the afters so don't yu be worrying none


Owned ByDoxies said...

Eyeliner is overrated. Ya look great without it. But if its really bothering you...have you spent less time outside lately? Google "dog snow nose". Lighter colored doggies sometimes have that happened when they aren't outside as much in the sunshine.

the teacher's pets said...

Oh dears is right, Puddles! You have lost your eyeliner and I am sorry I never noticed it was gone before! I wonder who stole it? I mean, I have eyeliner of my own and I apply it everyday before I head out the door beclaws you just never know when a photo opportunity will present itself, ya know. Well, I think you look beautiful with or without the eyeliner but I hear they're having an eyeliner sale at Wally Mart just in case you can't find your own eyeliner...okay? Daisy

The Daily Pip said...

You are a natural beauty, Puddles! I hadn't noticed, but then again, my eyes aren't the best and sometimes I walk into doors.

Your pal, Pip

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

Everythin'iz gonna b just fine Ms Puddles - the reazon nobody noticed iz that u r just az boo-ti-ful without az u were with it - like Mr. Pip sed, u iz a natural beauty.

My Mind's Eye said...

PUDDLES YOU ARE ABOUT THE FUNNIEST RED LADY WE KNOW!!! OMD there is truly a difference in the pictures...butt to be very honest...your eyes are beautimous nekked are dressed!!!!
Big hug and thank you for the MOL

Unknown said...

Oh my dogness, Puddles!!!

I can tell you are most upset, cuz you didn't even names your post!

Okays, so Minna Krebs to da rescue!
I alreadys snooped through my momma's face make-up drawer and snatched a few of da products fur you (her is beyond da makeup helping this no big deal)

I will send to you with da quickness....da address is 123 Puddles Street, right? in Puddles Town SC. okay. got it.

I have included a selection fur you to da Maybelline EasyLine and da Revlon Stay All Day in soft charcoal. Oooh and don't forget to give da L'Oreal a try!

Good luck

Unknown said...

Hmmmm.....that sometimes happens as we age Puddles. I have to use eyebrow pencil everyday now cause I only have half eybrows! Hey! Don't kick me cause I mentioned age! Just sayin. You still are beautiful!

Unknown said...

and here is a funny to make you feel betters......
A girl at my momma's office had da permanent eye tattoo stuff done, so her wouldn't have to do her eyes everyday.
Well, her didn't stop there....her then had her LIPS tattoed, so they be all rosy colored all da time!!

What a Train Wreck that turned out to be!!! Fur bout a week, her lips be all puffed up and dis really weird red color. Da Lips were sooo big, that even Angelina Jolie would be jealous! Then da color didn't take, and fur da next few weeks, da tatto stuffs started peeling off a little at a time!

Eeek! her had da giant spotted lips! Thank goodness they are shrunk back up now.


Wyatt said...

Puddles, you don't need are a natural beauty!


Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

I think you look beautifulmous. You didn't need that eye liner stuffs.
I don't think you need to worry one little bit... well not about THIS issue that is.
Think Squirrel!!

Texas The Doxie said...
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Pippen said...


We think we know what happened... At Frankie and Ruby and Penny's wedding... did you get a little misty eyed? Come on... admit it. We here you disappeared for awhile behind some bushes. We suspect you had a little boo hoo session by yourself (you don't want anyone to know just how sensitive you are!) and everybody know the crying ruins the eyeliner!

Sam and Pippen

Texas The Doxie said...

oh geez puddles you is such a gURL. You look just fined now as u did befores.

um....i mean for a RED doxie

Granite State Pet Sitting said...

Puddles you are just way to cute! Cute Girls don't need makeup you are a natural Beauty.

Corbin said...

Oh, Puddles. You're beautiful always! There's nothing that could make you any less beautiful! And, yes, I do love the ladies, but there's definitely a special spot in my heart for your beautiful face! ;-)

Zona said...

Did you get a bath? That's why I avoid them. You never knows WHAT will wash off in those terribly tubs. Maybe try waterproof liner? But I don't think you need it. Your eyeballs are beautiful withouts it!


Ruby and Penny said...

Puddles, you are still most beautiful.
Love Ruby & Penny
Pees - maybe your eyeliner was bleached by the sun and will darken back up over the fall & winter. You might need a visor like Frankie sent us.

Mollie Jo and Bobo said...

Oh Miss Puddles you will always be the pretties and funnies Doxie girlie in blogland!

Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

Remington said...

Oh Miss Puddles -- eyeliner or no eyeliner you are still the most beautiful little girl around! I look nice....I mean....don't worry about it you still look great....I mean, you are beautiful....THERE I SAID IT AGAIN!

Bruschi said...

Oh no Puddles! Where could your eyeliner have gone?! I wonder if whatever stole my hair around my nose is stealing your eyeliner!!!
I must say, you still look beautiful to me! Sometimes, natural beauty is better than "makeup"!

Hugs and Licks, Bruschi

Anonymous said...

Puddles, you look like crap. I wasn't going to say anything, but YES I've noticed your eyes look all pale and unattractive.

I hope some of the beauty products that MinnaK sends you will help... otherwise, I'm not sure I can be your friend anymore:(


Maggie Mae and Max said...

Your eyes is fading cuz we is not drinkin' enough beers! ;)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Puddles, you are still beautiful - maybe you got too much sun. We have been trying to get Thunder to tell us his secret - he has gorgeous black eyeliner but he says it is his special secret.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Brian's Home Blog said...

All I can say Puddles is STUNNING!

Unknown said...

Puddles you are so Pretty even with out eyeliner. Fred has a HUGE crush on you and thinks no matter what you are pretty!


Mack said...

I think you are now more beautiful than ever!!


booahboo said...

urmms urmmms urmmms.. if its really a botherings yous... i could's ask my Anny to photoshops it in for you :) doncha worry there sweet Puds.. you are still beeyooootiful to me :)

woofs & licks,

DoMoFi said...

u r gorgeous with or without them! ^^

Barbara said...

You is still bootiful. Very bootiful. Who needs eyeliner when you have BRAINS, huh?

JacksDad said...

Well I didn't even recognize you. I thought maybe that was your evil twin, Piddles!

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Oh Puddles~

Yous needs to has yous Momma Spa day you... and while she's at its pick ups 'da Josie and IzZY too!!

We's has our waters out of martini glasses!!!!

Hugs Yous BeautEEty!!

'da Josie

Sequoia & Petunia & Emma said...

Hmmmm puzzlings. Maybe the sun has higlighted your eyes?

The Heartbeats said...

MinaK beat me to it! I was gonna say dat you should gets it tattooed on! Momma says dat Estee Lauder is having a free gift da first week of Octobers. BOL!! You's pretty no matter about da liners!

Tucker said...

I think I see a wrinkle!!!!


woof - Tucker

Anonymous said...

Puddles, I've decided I'll be your friend even if you can't fix your eyes... I hope that cheers you up.

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Perhaps woo need a makeup artist on staff...


Alien said...

Ah, Minx. You know perfectly well that you look pretty with and without makeup. Now what is this I hear about a squirrel problem? I have to catch up on my reading.

houndstooth said...

My bet is that the pesky squirrels broke in and stole it! I completely understand your distress, though. I love my eyeliner and I never leave home without it!


Lorenza said...

You are sooooo beautiful.... eyeliner or not!
Kisses and hugs

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Puddles, you have nothing to worry about at all. You are totally doubt about it!!!! Lots of love, Holly and Mom