Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Butt, I Need Some Help

Hellos everybuddy!
(to gets you in da mood, you haves to turn your volume up AGAIN...hehehehe)

Movin' along now....

Now ya'll knows Twinkie is having a tush contest.
Lucky fur me's cuz dis just happens to be my bestest
Hehehehe...I just loves to crack some jokes.
Oh me, I's a funny girl today.
Aaaaaand you gets a can of spray paint if yous win....Oh boy!!!!!!

Hang on.....
{Huh????? Oh, okays}

Okays mum say it ain't really spray paint it is carpet cleaner for (gasp)pee stains!

Well back to ME, I is having a problem (yea, I am aware dat dis IS da LEAST of MY problems ).
I narrowed down my selection from bouts 64,286 fotos of my butt to a measly 4!
Does ya'll thinks ya'll could help me pick a foto of my booty to enter?

(1) da Classic

(2) da sophisticated

(3) da svelte

(4) da elegant...
I do haves a cute little dimple on da right side

I know dis is a tuff call because I haves SOOOOO many cute little tush fotos.

The End

Peace Out,


Dexter said...

Oh Puddles, just use any old photo. We all know the Mango will win. Hehehe.


Maggie Mae and Max said...

OoH dear Puddles,

Dis is such a difficult choice to makes, BUTT mom and me is gonna choose....4!!
I tinks it was da dimple dat did it! :)

WOofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Unknown said...

Damn your butt is small compared to Fred butt pics. Man there needs to be big butt category and little butt category.

We choose number 4 though, it was the dimple in that photo like maggie mae said!

its beer thirty!

My Mind's Eye said...

Puddles Duddles Rainwater you made us LOL this morning!!!
Since you are such a classic girl Doxie we vote for the


Oh sweet girlfriend we love to see you coming but watching you leave is our ultimate pleasure. Nothing better than a Doxie waddle.
Hugs Madi and Mom

Unknown said...

So this is kinda like a contest within a contest,huh?

I gotta go with da Classic. Feets position in that one gets me every time


DoMoFi said...

Dad is really struggling and tied up in in this work, pretty much the reason why we couldn't get to use the puter . . .

We heard him laughing out loud reading your blog . . . thanks for bringing back the smile on his face~ ^^; <3 ya

Lola and also Franklin, too said...

I just don't know, Puddles. they're all good. Classic is ---well----Classic. It's practically its own interenet meme. Maybe you should just stick with that one.

lotsa licks, Lola

Amber DaWeenie said...

I agrees wit da dimple butt....they is all cute. Yep...nothin like that ole weenie swish butt....(I loves to walk behinds my weenies, Count Maxima and Queen Amber Butt.)

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

Oh Miss Puddles - a most difficult d-cizion - so photogenic frum any angle an'any pose. But we also haf tu go with pose #4. We gotta admit, the dimple did finally sway r final choice butt your bak lega posishun an'posishun of your tail all add tu the overall d-finin'butt pikchur. An'u need tu just wipe that smirk off of Mango'z face - it ain't over 'til the fat lady (or iz that butt) singz.

Unknown said...

I am a bit concerned that da Classic may have had so much previous exposure (heehee...a funny) round BlogLand............now I seem to member a very cute foto of your butt taken while you sitting on da back of da Inside Couch.

All in all, they all be winners! Nobuddy can compete with a doxie in da cute butt category!

Remington said...

Good song....My favorite, which is all of them, but I choose the last one! You have the cutest butt I have EVER seen! Good luck, little lady. Oh yeah, I don't know if you read my facebook fan page -- http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1149939228#!/pages/Life-and-Times-of-Remington/264250953738 --
but yesterday's useless knowledge was -- Gambrinous is a word meaning "being full of beer." Just in case you missed it....might be a good word for your vocabulary....

Anonymous said...

Haha! I LUVS that song! It's about butts! heehee!

Okay, anyways, moving right along. This is a very much difficult decision, as I'm sure you know. But I think I'm gonna have to go with the classic shot. Cuz, well, it's just CLASSIC! And when I thinks of the Puddles, that's the picture I think about.

I'm putting my hiney in the contest, too, but I don't know why. I mean, how can anybutty's butt compare to yours?

Wiggles & Wags,

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

I really want to win this contestical. Just sayin'.
Oh, you wanted us to tell you which picture to use. I vote for #87. Ok???

Unknown said...

Since I am a BUTT person hehe, I have to go with #4! I just wanna hold that sweet butt in my arms! LOL

Mack said...

This is really difficult. I think I'm gonna have to go with #1. Your cute feetsies sold me on it!!

Road Dog Tales said...

Okay - we're gonna vote for the Classic and we're gonna tell you why. It's based on the same theory as voting for politicians. You see, that's why they put up tons of the same sign in the same place - because when it's time to vote, people will choose what is familiar! Get it? And there's no one here in blogland that hasn't seen your classic tushie photo. Right? Okay - we'll send you our invoice for this invaluable advice as your voting consultant.
The Road Dogs

Levi said...

My favorite is number 4! The dimple did me in, BWOW!
What a cute tushie :)

KB said...

You have a great butt, Puddles! I like "da classic" the best - it emphasizes those strong muscles in your best ass-et!

SASS....Sammy Andy Shelly Sierra said...

You're cute in all of them, of course, but we vote for the dimple!!!!!!!!


Anonymous said...

Ohhh dats easy peesy Miss Puddles I just ♥♥♥♥♥ the last one it is cute, sassy and has the adorable dimple
x x x

The Slimmer Pugs, Kitties, and Mama said...

Okays...we puggies...but we don't see no dimples in #4...those are hair lines in the shape of an upside down heart around the pooping area. Wesa have that, too. You needs to be truly unique. We like #3 because it is unique in that its the only one with your tail up and truly shows your most bee-u-tea-full asset.
Much luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums

The Slimmer Pugs, Kitties, and Mama said...

Okays...we puggies...but we don't see no dimples in #4...those are hair lines in the shape of an upside down heart around the pooping area. Wesa have that, too. You needs to be truly unique. We like #3 because it is unique in that its the only one with your tail up and truly shows your most bee-u-tea-full asset.
Much luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums

The Slimmer Pugs, Kitties, and Mama said...

Okays...we puggies...but we don't see no dimples in #4...those are hair lines in the shape of an upside down heart around the pooping area. Wesa have that, too. You needs to be truly unique. We like #3 because it is unique in that its the only one with your tail up and truly shows your most bee-u-tea-full asset.
Much luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums

Barbara said...

I had Trixie and Minnie smell all four pictures and they say #4 cuz you is de most elegant butt dey know!

My Mind's Eye said...

PUddles thank you for the Doxie poem...Mom said she also was going to tell you this story of a Doxie and a Diaper earlier butt....
so here it is. When they moved to our house B.M. (not that it stands for Before Madi) Toto the Mighty Mini Doxie was the reigning star.
The neighbors next door came over to say howdy along with their 11 mo old baby boy. You know what they say about first impressions?
Well what did Toto do? He goes up sniff's the baby's diaper and the does the famous Doxie sneeze and bumped his nose hard on the floor. That for sure broke the ice and nearly his nose. So Toto was the first dog to sniff out contraband. MOL!!!

Cocorue said...

not only do you have a cute hiney, you are so so funny and you really tickle my funny bones bol!!!

use Any of the photos as they are All winners.....


Texas The Doxie said...



Brian said...

I gotta go with #4 as well!!!

The Race Against Time said...

wholllly schmolly...tat sure am a lot of beautiful butts... how to choose.. just send all four of them...


♥I am Holly♥ said...

Puddles, look at all of your beautiful butts!! We loves all of them but if we have to narrow it down, we will choose number four cause of the dimple! So cute!! Lots of love, Holly and mom

Beans4Biscuits said...


I has to says: You has a bootylicious booty!!!

We votes pic 3. It is the WHOLE package!!!


Your not-as-bootylicious Who, Sugar

Piappies World said...

Wow, Puddles!

They're all such great entries! Our fave is Classic #1 too! We love the dimple too so #4 is a good choice. Waaaaah we are confused too!

Ok, ok, #1! Weeeeee Good luck, Puddles!

Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Pai & Wai-Max

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Oh Puddles!! We loves all yous badonka donk pho-toes!!!

BUTT... HA!! get it... our favorite is number 5!!!


'da Josie


'da Josie wants to win a can of green spray paint too!! Snorts!!

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Both of us vote for photo number 2!

Meowm says that if the neighbor had woofies and they were making noise she could live with that---for the most part. However, we live in an apartment and the dude above us stomps around all the time. Meowm can hear every foot step he takes....and he takes alot, especially after 11 at night, going from the bedroom to the bathroom. Dude either needs to quit drinking so much, or learn how to walk lighter.....or just simply go to freaking sleep at 11 (well at least on week nights).

Sorry Puddles, Meowm took over there for a minute. She is just a little on edge and a little irritated.

Doxie Rod said...

hey puddles!!

they all look great but #3 is personally my favorite. it shows how long us doxies can really get while also showcasing your butt quite nicely.

JacksDad said...

You sure do have a lot of butt pictures. Are you sure the tall guy hasn't been to your house and taking pictures, cause he sure has a lot of butt pictures of me too! :)

Martha said...

Puddles, you do have the cutest butt - we like all your pics but perhaps number 2 was our favourite.
We cannot imagine how Mango could ever think he could beat you when it comes to butts!
Martha and Bailey xxxx

houndstooth said...

Puddles, I think you should use photo number four, The Elegant! It makes you look like a work of art. I'm sure if you'd been alive with Botticelli was around, he'd have painted pictures of you!

Honestly, that picture of you really does look very sophisticated and artistic!


P.S. I would avoid letting anyone spray any crack cleaner on you! It might hurt your chances of winning!

George The Lad said...

LOL!! well I go with number 3 why cus its not more expresion on it and your legs look longer lol!!
Why would you want to win pee remover, are you not house trained!!
Oh and yes I did meet "The Road Dogs"
See Yea George xxx

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

We really love da Classic, but it might be time for a new perspective. So let's go with da Dimple one:)

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

the booker man said...

doo dee doooo....we're gonna do that butt thingie....la la laaaaaa....

oh, ooops! hey there, miss puddles!
i got a little distracted like, but my vote is for DIMPLE BUTT! it's totally cute, and i love that it's like HEAD ON HINEY ACTION!

the booker man

the booker man said...

i'm baaack!
i wanted to listen to the song again.

Road Dog Tales said...

Bah! That background is NOT from a magazine - it's from South Dak-, uh, the SCOTTISH HIGHLANDS!
The Road Dogs

Tucker said...

what? no dingle berry photos? I don't believe it.

I pick #2.

woof - Tucker

rottrover said...

Gotta go with the svelte. You got your shovel handy too cuz you're always talking some poop!! HAHA!!

Asta said...

This is tewwibully difficult
I love evewyone of youw tush photos
I pwefews the thiwd the best The Svelt
totally iwwesistuble
smoochie kisses

The Daily Pip said...

Number TWO cause you look extra nice with the green background!!

My mom is on the bus right now and just started laughing out loud. Now everyone thinks she is one of those crazy peeps! I called her on my boneberry and told her to check you out on her lappy top!

Your pal, Pip

Molly the Airedale said...

This is a VERY hard choice, Puddles! They are all excellent - butt you already knew that! We are going with #1 - the classic!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

K9 Katastrophie said...

Da sophisticated!!!!!

Anonymous said...

You really want to win that carpet cleaner stuff bad, don't you? Does Puddles make... PUDDLES?? BOL


We say go wif da classifs!


Those Elgin Pugs said...

'da Josie is back to vote 'cuz Josie gots on her vision works now!!! Josie votes for pho-toe number 10!!!

Oops ...'da Josie vision works upside down.. Josie means pho-toe number B!!

'da Josie

lite me sky in 'da map tonite...
who's shining brite for yous Mum..

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Puddles
We think you have a great a**. We are really jealous that we aren't so endowed.
We vote for the elegant. Showing the dimple is a really nice touch.
Love Ruby & Penny

Neeko said...

Hello Cutie Pie ♥

We just LOVE the number 1! It's a classic for sure ;o)
You are one lucky Girl because you do have a verrrrrry cuuuute tush.

Neeko ♥ (this one is for Whitney ♥)

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...


I mean # FOUR ;-)


Zona said...

They all are so cute and all winners, as you well know, but I vote for CLASSIC!


Lorenza said...

Number 2 is my favorite!
Kisses and hugs

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

We're going with da Classic!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Unknown said...

Hi Puddles,
You sure made us all very confused...But finally we decided...it has to be No 4...No No 1, OOOPs No 3....OHMYDOG...@ is the best....
Oh puddles, why do u confuse us so...
just go ahead and choose any of those. you anyways have the best butt in whole of blogville..:)
Wags, Buddy n Ginger

kissa-bull said...

the dimple tush pictures !!! we luvs your dimple
darn wee's have no chance

pibble sugars
the pittie pack

Anonymous said...

I have allowed myself the pleasure to stop by the blogs that I know posted about the contest. I see you spread the word twice! Thank you so much. As for the butt shot the general public picked . . . Haven't you heard? They're all afraid of your hiney. I think you should have let the momma chose this one, but I wish you luck nonetheless. This is one elegant bum shot!
PS the photos will be up later today.:)