Monday, January 31, 2011


Hellos furiends and fans!
(Pip and Roo makes sure you has your 'puter volume turned up)

Just wanted to gives ya'll a brief update on da race goin' ons since it's getting so close.
Saturday Feb 5 to be exact (mark your calanders)

(insert subliminal message)

Bunny is bein' trained like her has nevers been trained befores by yours truly...dat would be ME, Puddles if ya'll is unsures who Yours Truly is.
(insert subliminal message)
I is sures dat ya'll is aware dat Coach Roo and Pip da opponents has taken to bribery
(and cheerleaders)....
(insert subliminal message)
and ME, Puddles having much higher moral standards....

(insert subliminal message)

 and ethics (ya'll can stop laughing nows)
(insert Subliminal message)
 will not go to such a level as bribery to throw da race.

(insert subliminal message)

Bunny will win da race by hard work, determination, dedication...

(insert subliminal message)
stamina, long legs, and of course a little help from her awesome coach (dat would be ME)
(insert subliminal message)
Oh my, how juicy and plump does dis cheeseburger look?

Bwhahahahahahaha...Oh me, I cracks myself up!

Peace Out,

PS: da berries I gobbled up was in fact from a Ligustrum and is not poisonous


Dexter said...

I cannot wait! Looks like you have been training hard.


Unknown said...

Puddles, your Sportsmanship is an ispiration!

Butt its kinda strange....I suddenly have been craving burgers and beer this morning!?!?!

Unknown said...

Uh, make that Inspiration!

Its early......

houndstooth said...

You're darned right I'll win by hard work and determination! Woo, those cheeseburgers look good! Have one waiting for me at the finish line, will you?


P.S. Those subliminal messages are perfect!

HH and The Boys said...

You crack me up too... Yep and I too am I'm hankering for a cheeseburger and beer... Something fishy... or "beefy" as the case may be... about that post... Hee HEE.

Pawhugs, Max

Brian's Home Blog said...

I'm hungry for some reason!

The Daily Pip said...

FOUL!!! I was held against my will yesterday and forced to eat cheeseburgers (9) and drink beer!! I didn't want to do it, Coach Roo, but Puddles made me! These are the very images they showed me - what could I do, there was no escape ...

Your pal, Pip

My Mind's Eye said...

Morning Puddles...I keep forgetting to ask if the berries made your tongue turn blue? MOL

Oh Puddles you are one tough trainer....I'm not sure I could withstand weeks and weeks of cheeseburgers and beer. Keep up the good work
Hugs Madi

Uji, Angel Izzy, Ziggy, Angel Bean, Angel Hiro and Momma Tea said...
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Anonymous said...

Go Go Pip
He's Our Man
If he can't do it
No one can !!!!

My money is on Da Pipster

xx xx

PeeS. Da posty before was remooved cos Da Momster dids not sign me in instead ovs her silly woman...BOL

Unknown said...

is that cheeseburger made out of cat?! yummy! miss you xoxoxo

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! I heard about a race coming up on Pip's blog. Can't wait to read more about it ... wishing everyone lots of Golden Luck!. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

SASS....Sammy Andy Shelly Sierra said...

And you crack us up, too, Puddles!!!!!!!!!


Unknown said...

Ohh Puddles force feeding is the best way to win a race...wait is it an eating contest? LOL Good Luck

jen said...

I have no idea what you just said Puddles cause I am so thirsty and hungry:)

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

I hopes dat you hasn't been feeding Bunny all dos cheeseburgs and beers. Dat would evens da odds a bit mores cause Bunny would be a crawlin from da extra weights.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Now I can't take any sides here you know. I think they are BOTH WINNERS.... May the bestest Pup WIN!!! And just think... there will be NO LAST PLACE... Just furst and second. I like that!!!

Bobbie said...

Okay Puddles... you have me interested now. I usually cheer for the underdog... now which is the underdog? But some of these tactics you're using... at first I thought shame on you, but then I visited the 'other side' and it seems they are no better. So I guess anything goes here. May the best dog win. This is fun, and I can't wait to find out who wins.

Peggy Frezon said...

Coach Puddles could you come train me, I need a bit of a workout. Then again, I think too many burgers and beer might not be good for my diet.

Road Dog Tales said...

Crikey - what are you saying? we can't read the screen 'cause of all the drool over here. Looks like it says "something, something, cheeseburger, something something, beer, something, something, cheeseburger . . . "

The Road Dogs

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

It is going to be a great race, Puddles. Mom said we are having cheeseburgers for dinner, not sure about the beverage though.

Hey, that Jimmy Buffett guy is coming to KC soon. We tried to get the Momster tix for the show but it sold out in less than an hour. We think he needs to add another show.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Barbara said...

First let me say that I am glad those berries were not poisonous. Besides, with all the beer in your system, they'd never kill you anyway.

I think your subliminal messages worked...I'm craving a cheeseburger.

Wyatt said...

Wow. If I ate all those cheeseburgers, I bet I could run Really Really fast!!


Piappies World said...

Hello Puddles!

The only things we could remember are the beers and the cheeseburgers!!! Looks like you are focused on training Bunny! We are looking forward to the race. Good luck!

Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Pai, Wai-Max & Forgie

Bobbie said...

Thanks Puddles, for clearing that up for me. Gracie and me are cheering for Bunny, the Underdog. And Gracie wants to know if she can have those hamburgers if nobody else wants them.

What? What's that Gracie?... Oh... she just told me to tell you she would like to have them even if somebody else DOES want them. Hmm.


Corbin said...

::BURP:: uh, puddles... I'm drunk and fat at 2pm... I don't think my mom is going to be happy and I have a feeling you're to blame ::BURP:: Oh no... I think the hickups are coming... more cheeseburgers please!
ps. you're right, this is paradise!

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Oh Puddles, you have made us hungry now! And thirsty!!!

Remington said...

Okay -- I don't like beer and now I have a craving for it....strange....

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

You are doing a great job Puddles.

I think I'll go get a hamburger or beer or somethin'. Wonder why I said that?

XXXOOo Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Tucker said...

cheeseburgers cheeseburgers vote for bunny cheeseburgers, got it.

woof - Tucker

Anonymous said...

Glad to hear your mystery berries were nothing poisonous...and that you didn't turn into a giant blueberry...hehe!

Man, we just got a hankering for a cheeseburger and a beer...a bacon cheeseburger at that. Too bad I think I'm having soup for dinner and Riley's having kibble. We lead such boring lives...ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz...oh sorry, we just fell asleep there...ZZZZZzzzzz...oh my gosh, we did it again!

Elyse and Riley

Unknown said...

Drat! You lost me after the first burger!

Asta said...

Fow some weson I'm dwooling and tewibully hungwy..i hope I don't fall asneep and miss the wace aftew I go out and get a few million juicy buwgews and beews and eat them all
So glad that those bewwies wewen't hawmful
smoochie kisses

Zona said...

Mmm... cheeseburgers....

Sorry.. I'll have to read this post again. I have no idea what it was about!


PeeS: Glad the race won't be postponed on account a certain coach being sick from poison berries!

Anonymous said...




If'n we needed a coach, we wood want it too be yoo!

The Daily Pip said...

Just stopping by for another look at those cheeseburgers ...drool.

Your pal "the REAL underdog", Pip

Lorenza said...

I don't like beer but... now I want to have one! Hmm... I wonder why....
Kisses and hugs

Maggie Mae and Max said...


I am cravin' a beer and a cheeseburger, mores so den you have any idea why dat is? :)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

KB said...

You are so devious Puddles! Look what you did to Pip, the poor guy. Did you see him in his jammies today? He ate and drank so much that he never took off his jammies, all day long!

Anonymous said...

Why do we feel like we really, really need to go to McDonald's? Go guy, go!

Anonymous said...

HeeHeeHoHoHaHaHa Oh that was too good :D er >:o That was BAD BAD BAD Coach Puddles!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

I can't believe you would stoop so low as to entice Pip to eat NINE! (he really ate Nine???? :( cheeseburgers and who knows how many beers he downed! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

Ha! Guess what though? There are still plenty of days left (for retaliation) er I mean for me to help Pip work off all that junk :D

Waggin at ya stinker,

PeeS: did you get my email response? Let me know if you need what I mentioned (you probably will ;) Hugs and kisses ;D

the teacher's pets said...

Hello Puddles,
That last picture is going to be used at your TRIAL (oops...I mean barkaholic THERAPY sessions in the BIG HOUSE on FRIDAY) so I hope you are prepared to admit you have a barking problem then. BOL! Oh, whoops, I mean LOL!
By the way, we hope you get out of jail in time for the big race because you really have worked your paws to the bone for Bunny's big day!
Dr. Daisy