Thursday, March 31, 2011

The Puddles Show: Withs da Stoopid Neighbor

Welcome back to another edition of da Puddles Show: Vol.2, "Mum's Week From Heck dat Betters Not Happen Again"
Starring Mum
Stoopid Neighbor
and Mr. Popo Officer

Here be your WARNING...grab some popcorn!

Befores you read dis post I is sellin' a few neighbors at a real low price...$1.99
and if you act now, I'll gives you 2 furs da price of 1.
It's da deal of da century furiends.
Just email me RIGHT NOW!

(Nows, if ya'll is new readers ya'll should knows our neighbors ain't da brightest of da bunch and we has had issues withs them in da past.)

On Tuesday, mum heard da neighbor's daughter yellin' and a screamin' at da mom.

Mum didn't thinks much of it cuz da mom and daughter had been goin' at it furs a few days befores and da popo always showed up. Da Popo knows them purty wells nows.
Well, da next thing mum knows...da neighbor lady is coming to our front door wanting to call da Popo on her daughter (da daughter be's in her early twenties)

Ummmmmm, hers had her cell fone withs her...why her wanting to come to MY house to call?
So mum let hers sit on da porch to call (just bein' nice and hopin' if hers was on our porch another confrontation withs da daughter wouldn't happen and My Girl wouldn't haves to hear it).
Da Popo shows up and parks in MY driveway again.

WTF? Why they gotta park in my driveway...not da furst or second or third or fourth time they has used our driveway fur a call to da neighbors.
OMD, I wish ya'll could haves seen my mum, hers was duckin' everytime somebuddy would drive by so they wouldn't see hers out there withs da popo and neighbor...bwhahahahaha!

Okays so mum goes in da house while Crazy neighbor lady talks to Mr. Popo bout hers domestic problems. And mum really didn't wnat no part in it so dats why hers went in da house.
Then mum comes out and talks to Mr.Popo and informs him dat her IS NOT furiends of theirs and hers wants NO part in what is goin' on withs their domestic crap and da yellin' and screaming has gots to stop! Dats right, ain't gonna put up with it.
Mr. Popo informs da woman dat he can't do nuttin if da girl is o her own property acting out and yellin''s private property.
So, mum chimed in and said "wait just a minute, I have a problem with her yelling and screaming and I shouldn't have to put up with nor will I sit here and listen to it!"
So da officer said dat was when da popo can be called and they can actually do something about it because she would then be causing a disturbance.
So then da daughter comes walking overs to my house bout then and asks da officer what her is suppose to do if her needs to come back to da house to gets more stuff and blah blah blah.
Then da mom and daughter start getting into right in front of da popo and my mum!!!!!!
He quickly told them to get off our porch and take it back to their property.
Da officer was very nice and thorough...I liked him

Dis is gettin' long so I wraps it up...Popo leaves afters bouts an hour and mum is still kinda shocked dat hers got draggeded into da mess.

To makes a long story short...da mom was havin' da daughter evicted and da daughter came overs to gets some stuffs and realized da locks had been changed and then hers kicked in da door as da mom was pullin' in da driveway and they started screamin' at each other.
Dis domestic dispute between da mom and daughter has been goin on furs about a week and da popo has been to their house about 5 times in da week.
It was a nice, quite, old neighborhood befores they moved in.

If ya'll is still woths me...thank you furs your time!
Peace Out,


Unknown said...

Well that sure is a lotta crap for anyone to have to put up with! Hope the daughter stays away! Your poor ears!

ShellePenn said...

They are prime examples of Southern White Trash... they are the type which are are too unsophisticated to be considered Redneck.

Love it!

Bobbie said...

Oh Puddles, what drama!! This is not fair to your family. I hope your girl didn't hear what was going on... she might be afraid. There is no sense in people acting like this and your family should not have to put up with it. Have these people lived there for long? Are they renting or did they buy the place? Hopefully they won't be able to afford to make their payments and be out of there.
Even in this drama, Puddles... you make me laugh. Okay, is there another installment to your mum's week from heck?? Poor mum. Give her **hugs** from Gracie and me.

Unknown said...

OMD next time call us and we will come over and sit on the porch and drink beer and eat cheetos this sounds like a good show :)

How about we buy your neighbors and we move in next door bwhwhwhwhwhwhwhahahahah

My Mind's Eye said...

Puddles we are so sorry you all have to put up with that trashy mess. Are they renters or do they own?
Boy there was enough friction on your porch to light a fire.

We have some neighbors we'd like to sale but after reading your story, we think we'll keep them.
Maybe once that girl gets out things will calm down.

Hugs and kitty kisses from
Madi and Mom

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Oh Puddles... this is a very much crazy situation. I'm thinkin that the neighbors need to pack up and MOVE... where their daughter can't find them... and you won't have to see or hear them. Sheesh

I just do not understand what is going on with peeps. They are gettin nuttier than a bunch of squirrels!

The Heartbeats said...

Are you kidding Puddles? We would never leave this 'hood! Next time, call us and we'll drive by and yell out, "HEY It's Puddles Mum with da POPO everybody!" and take a picture and post it on the blog! I think what really happened is the blobs tried to evict you! We got a meth-head neighbor who was banging on our door the other day. Mamma didn't answer cuz Daddy wasn't home. We saw her hiding behind a tree one day! Bizarre!


The Daily Pip said...

Oh, that's awful. Sorry you have to listen to all that crap. By the way, if you would like to borrow our for sale sign and stick it in their yard just let me know and I will fly it down to you. It doesn't seem to be doing us much good! BOL!

Your pal, Pip

Martha said...

Hi Puddles, just stopping by to say Hello - we love your show!
You have such a good way of telling a story you know it was almost like we were right there with you.

Unknown said...

Gosh Puddles your neighbours sound awfully dramatic I'll bet you could make a movie from them and sell it at wally mart and make lots of moneys!

booahboo said...

somethings should be kept behind closed doors... u sure do have some weird loud neighbours. Hope your lil girl didn't get too hear too much of what's going on.

the thing is.. we don't get to choose our neighbours... we do have some weird fellas here too but they are not loud.

i do like your picture in them tv.. hehehe..tat was a good one!

Unknown said...

Now where was you during all this commotion ? I hopes you was barking your heads off and giving them your two cents worth

Bwahaha at your mom, ducking so no one would see her with da Popo!

Unknown said...

Oh yeah, it be me ! We still around. Just counting da days til da tax lion is slayed. Sigh

HoundDogMom said...

Oh, Puddles. We thinks our old neighbors have moved to your neighborhood. BOL....We are glad your Mum is standing up for you and trying to keep things quite. Geez why can't they all get along like us furends. BOL.. Sniffs, The HoundDogs

P.S....Heck this story even got Martha and Bailey to come out of reitrement. BOL

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Hey Puddles Duddles Barrel Butt.. I think you need to RAMP up your Sales Pitch... How about offering a Bag of Cheetos and a cold one along with your Neighbor Sale!!! I am sure that would get a few offers to take them off your paws.... OR... if all fails take Pip up on that offer fur a For Sale sign to put in their yard.

Remington said...

No thank you....I like my neighbors....yours should move to a remote island somewhere far, far away....Maybe there is a "3 hour tour" somewhere close by....ha ha, get it?

Brian's Home Blog said...

Oh my, what a mess. I'll be hoping they move soon too, y'all could use the quiet!

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Sheesh, that is just too bad that you have to deal with that stuff. And yet you are caught between a rock and a hard place. You don't want to antagonize them but you don't want to deal with them either. We hope this is the end of it for good.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Pee Ess, you look great on TV, Puddles.

SASS....Sammy Andy Shelly Sierra said...

Puddles, darlin', darlin', darlin' Puddles....we are so sad that you have such terrible neighbors....we purray that the daughter will get her stuff and get out and all will quiet down over there.....and stay quiet.


Maggie Mae and Max said...


Mom and me is SO sorry dat you has to put up wif dose neighbors. Don't furgets dat my dad's relatives are from da Genovese family...just sayin' :) Hugs fur your mom from my mom and me too!

Woofs and Licks,
MAggie Mae

houndstooth said...

OMD! Puddles, I wonder if it's possible that your neighbors are related to my neighbors, who are still known all over town at The Village Idiots! Did I tell you we saw the mom making out with her boyfriend in the Wal-Mart frozen food aisle? Dad left and said he wasn't hungry anymore! BOL! I'd offer to trade you for a while, but it doesn't sound like either one of us would get any more peace than before. Maybe they'll move away someday!


pam said...

Well gracious goodness sakes! what in da world??? Perhaps youse can git some ear muffles so youse don't haves to hear dat?

Bobo and Meja

bbes tribe said...

What a story. Like the way you told it. We are very lucky, most of our neighbors are very nice and mostly quieter. Maybe it will get better when the girl leaves.

Backcountry Brodie said...

OMD, Puddles, I has naybors like that too! With all the doors and winders closed we could hear the son screaming and yelline noggty werds at his mom! My mom always wonnered if'n she should call the pawlice but she woz skeered that the son (a real meanie looking dood) would do retaliashuns so she keeped her mouf shut. Then one day mom founded out from anudder naybor that the mom up and died from the Big C. Wonner if'n that son is feeling bad now fur being so mean to his mommy. He still be living in the howse and his fence be falling in and the pool covah be brokened so skeeter orgies happening in the summertime..... Why duss we all has to has icky naybors?

Barbara said...

Gee Puddles, it sounds like you have my neighbors! I live next to a couple that breaks up every month or so after calling each other names at the top of their lungs. Once, he called the PoPo on her and said she tried to hurt herself. She started screaming I Did Not and the cops took her away for 48 hours. It was nice and quiet then!

rottrover said...

First off, we LOVE the picture of you lookin like I Love Lucy on your red TV. Second, like someone suggested, just call all of us next time! What would they do if about 150 dogs just appeared in your yard?!? We could all eat cheetos, have some beers, sniff each other's butts... It would totally mess with them. Where's Alien?

Sorry, Miss Puddles. Been there. Right now, we love our neighbors though. We feel really lucky!

-Gizmo, Bart and Ruby

PeeeeeS - we told you that a little doxie girl moved in next door, right? Actually she's a mix, but what a cutie and what a "TUDE!!

Anonymous said...

Holy Guacamole, Puddles! That is just one of the super craziest things I ever heard. And being your BFF, I've heard a lot of crazy things!

I like Fred and Haylie's idea of coming over and drinking beers the next time they put on a show. You could prolly even charge for tickets and stuff!

Too bad you can't put a shock collar on them or something. And anytime they got to loud, you could ZAP 'em!

Wiggles & Wags,

PeeS. Mom says I can't buy your neighbors from you. Sometimes she's unreasonable that way.

Kelly said...

OMG Puddles! You poor thing. Your neighbors sound nuts!

And to think my momma gets all up in arms about our neighbors because they put their trash in our trash can. I guess we should stop complaining, huh?

Anonymous said...

Oh my goodness...such drama! Sadly, it sounds like something that would happen in our neighborhood. Some undercover police officers came and parked in front of our house last year and were asking me about our neighbors that live 2 houses over...never did find out what that was about.

Then, another time last year, these cops came to our house and were investigating us for a burglary of the convenience store down the street...turns out, we were the wrong color...but we just so happened to have a white car and a red Pontiac--and that's what the witnesses said were the getaway cars. Like who has 2 getaway cars?!? For real. Anyway...enough of my carrying on.

We hope the Po-Po doesn't have to come back again and that the crazy neighbors get all of their "issues" sorted out! I've been watching a lot of Cops and Police shows since this whole crate rest thing, so I can only imagine the real life version of your account!

Whoops...didn't I say I was going to stop carrying on? My bad, my bad.

Elyse and Riley

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

We are sorry you have such poopy neighbors! If they start giving any of you hassles, let us know and we will come over and help scratch the snot out of them!

Tucker said...

de should audition for Jerry Springer.

woof _ Tucker

Oskar said...

What a bunch oh hooey. I wouldn't open the door for them anymore, lest they be fightin at your house even more!

Nubbin wiggles,

Corbin said...

Hm... sounds like your neighbors are crazies... I think you should move in with me. I have crazy neighbors, but they don't come around because I'm a big vicious, scary pit bull!!! Or maybe I'll come live with you for a few days or weeks so they think they're a big scary dog living in your house! They won't come back! BOL!!! Didncha know I was scary?!

What Remains Now said...

Puddles, in real-life, I'm praying for your mom. In blog-world, I'm laughing outloud because you tell the story so funny! We have good neighbors now. In fact, I think I'm going to go over to their houses right now and give them all kisses; but we've had horrible neighbors before and it stinks! I wish all the horrible neighbors could live together and all the good neighbors with fur-kids could live together...eating cheetos and drinking beer and living happily ever after!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

You don't even need HBO, girl? It's right there!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Amber-Mae said...

Oh man, what stoopid, rude, inconsiderate neighbours you have! We have neighbours of that sort in our neighborhood too. Very annoying people!


Oh Puddles
I is so sorree dat yoo and yur Mom's has got to put up wif da kinda low life livin rite next door. We hopes it is all ofur now.

>^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^<
Abby Ping Jinx Boo Gracie

Scooter said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, talk about a couple of soap (opera) queens! Boy. Way too much drama. Sounds like the Popo guy did his good cop work. At least there is some entertainment value...and it's not boring. Just trying to find the bright side.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Asta said...

Dawling Puddles
What a blight on youw nice neighbowhood..that neighbow and daughtew belong in the loony bins. I can't believe they dwagged youw poow Momma into this.
In footoowe keep hew out and safe and in the meantime if you all want to come and stay wif me in safe and sane NewYawk, you'we vewy welcome
smoochie kisses

Jans Funny Farm said...

We hope with this post, you can add a tag - THE END. But most likely the daughter will be back and there will be more yelling and the car will be parked in your driveway again .... We feel for you.

Zona said...

I'm just catching up here... first... that picture of you as a lemon?! OMD, that scares me!!!!!

I'm sorry your mom had such drama and then got pulled into the neighbor troubles. But at least her hair looked pretty!!!

Now.. something about a train on fire? I hope it wasn't the beer delivery!


The Slimmer Pugs, Kitties, and Mama said...

Oh Ms. Puddles do we have a ring-dinger story and idea for you. How would you like to trade in your neighbors for our know, the ones that leave roadkill on the porch at midnight, ring door bells when your asleep, and have their children breeding and still living at home...Anywho? April 1st is coming up and someone did this to one of our "lovely" a for sale or if a rental property, for rent sign and stick it in their yard...they'll get the message yet not know who from...just sayin'.
Much luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, and Mimi
Pee-S: At least your POPO was helpful, ours just said the following and we quote, "Maybe you have a secret admirer!" (This being said to Mama Mindy (#2)) Um...yeah!

Lola and also Franklin, too said...

Your neighbors must be a real pain for you all, but they're an endless source of entertainment for Blogville. I wonder if they realize that....

There used to be more drama in my neighborhood than there is now. I guess because everyone providing either got old or got busted. Or moved to your neighborhood. Hee hee.

Lorenza said...

I'd be barking at them like crazy!
Being in the middle of something like that sure is not funny!
I hope you will not see "da daughter" anymore!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

KB said...

"Peace out" is right!

I cannot believe what you, Queen Puddles, has to put up with, not to mention your poor mum. Maybe you need to take matters into your own jaws, if you know what i mean.

I hope that things calm down and that your mum doesn't get dragged into it any more!

Duke said...

You poor thing having to put up with that crap, Puddles!
Mom said her family used to have a TV that looked kinda like yours only she never saw the Puddles Show. Bummer!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Road Dog Tales said...

Puddles - Sounds like some of your neighbors are related to some of our neighbors. Are you sure you don't live on our street?

Maybe you could go over and give 'em a nip in the a-, um, ankle!

The Road Dogs

Anonymous said...

Good grief girlie! Well we have some neighbors kinda like that too. They have monster chillins. Done all kinds of damage to some of the neighbors homes. Mom saw em break a window in a house up fur sale. Called the popo and they hauled the monsters off to jail. Tee Hee Hee. Funny how they haven't damaged any more neighbor property since then ;)

Thinkin it'd sure be nice if they made sound proof fences huh? Oooo maybe Mom could build us a bunch of loud waterfalls? That'd be better I think :)

Wishin I was waggin at ya,

PeeS: Mom was laughin at you duckin below the windows tryin not to be seen. She was wishin she was up in a tree with a video camera ;)

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

WooHoo..what kinds of x-citement is dat? Makes me very yappy dat all da houses here are real far apart. We don't see or hear our neighbors unless we use a telescopee. Did Mum still have da electric cord coming out of her's head? Maybe dat would scare dem away.