Hellos and welcome back to another installment of da Puddles show.
When I lefted ya'll yesterday I was bored.
I usually don't gets bored but I was.
Ho hum...what can I do I thoughts to myself.
Well then I had a clever little thought in my bird brain.
It brung me back to Frankie's bird shack house.
In my head I was thinkin' da birds had a house (if dat is what you wanna calls it)
so they needed somewheres to eat.
Okays so I googled, which I ain't allowed to do cuz it always gets me in trubles.
so they needed somewheres to eat.
Okays so I googled, which I ain't allowed to do cuz it always gets me in trubles.
But I tooks da plunge and googled anyways.
I founded an overflow of craft projects to flush da boredoms.
But there was one in paricular I likeded best.
(I is very Punny today...get it?)
Soooo, I flew to our local home good fixer upper store and gots my materials.
(I was gonna goes to da consignment store cuz it would haves
been cheaper but mum said I couldn't use USED materials.)
been cheaper but mum said I couldn't use USED materials.)
Anyhows, I worked realy hard on my little project and I finally finished
and lemme just says ya'll prolly only see sumptin like dis in SC.
DRUM ROLL......
still drummin'....
keep going.....
VOILA!!!!!!!
It's a bird feeder dat will look just luverly next to my bird house!
If ya'll happens to see Frankie today...
tell him ya'll hasn't seen me.
Oh and I still don't sees why I couldn't has gone to da consignment place fur my materials;)
Peace Out,
Puddles
PS: Don't furgets to send you head shots in furs da kissing booth!
And don't worry bouts da ingenious "alphabet system"...we's done away withs dat.
We need them by March 5
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51 comments:
LOL. That sure is a differant kind of bird feeder! Probably would make a great birdy bath also lol
I just hope that isn't the plunger Fiona used on Anakin's butt, just a thought.
Slobbers,
Mango
HAHA! Oh Puddles, that's wonderful!
Ooooohhh...that is so, uhm, creative! And to think yo made it with your own four paws!!! I am so impressed
(I'm thinking it is a skeery thing when da Puddles gets bored BOL!!!)
By da way, did you happen to see my momma's NASCAR husband at da Lowes?? He drives da Lowes car,ya know (well prolly you don't BOL)
We call Lowes "Jimmie's House" around here. Its a "momma thing" sigh
I am gonna go out on a limb here...
I just have to ask...
I (Frankie Furter) KNOW that I am gonna regret this, BUTT When are you gonna construct the Matching
Bird BAFF???
Now this is gonna be a HOOOOGE Bird Attraction. I am thinkin that you will ALSO need More HOUSING...
I'm just sayin.
I Love the background "Music" BUTT I couldn't quite place it.
Is that... Sittin on the POT by the BAY by the Charmins?
bird feeder? or bird sucker? *LOL*
we call plungers suckers in this house.. cos they suck all them dirties off the black hole on them sinkies
i'll go and steal some bird seeds for ya... them birdies could be hungry you know.. ^.^
Wait til we show Dad! He & Mom are always laughing about their "redneck" weekend projects. They think it would be a funny TV show. Hey, you wanna do it with us? It could be fun! Also, you could totally sell those things on Etsy or at the corner gas station :)
The Road Dogs
HILARIOUS!!!! I am wondering about the bird baff as well...
Wiggles,
Calhoun
PUDDLES you always make us smile and laugh which is good but sometimes the mom has a mouth full of coffee and she makes a mess. You should put up a warning sign.
You my friend have found your calling. You are an Inventress extraordinaire! And I might add when the bird feeder is empty is will make a nice bird bath.
Keep up the good work,
Hugs and smooches
Madi and Mom
It could even triple as a bird toilet! Love it!
Ohhhh I have a nice large flowery one that would make a smashing bird bath, may have to see if I can get another one to send you.
I love your bird feeder I think it is a brilliant idea
Way to go Puddles
Love
Momma Tea
xxx xxx
oh that bird feeder has multiple uses. I like that.
woof - Tucker
ROFBMAO!!! That's too funny, Puddles. You're a good "punner" however it took a good 10 minutes for to GET IT. I am getting a tad slow these days. Must be my age.
Puddles you cannot have sugar because it will turn you into a cracker cat....and you surely do not want that right? MOL
I sent in my mug shot for the booth
Hugs for the 2nd time!!!
Madi
Ah...Ah...Ah........Oks now lets see.....At furst I thought all dat toilet flushin' was due to da after effects of da banquet...you knows...all doos tacos and stuffs. Butt...now I gets it. BOL
Wonders why your Mama didn't want you to use used materials...Probably would have smelled better!
Puddles,
Your talents are never endin'!! :)
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
Hmmmmm, that's a very interesting bird feeder, Puddles. You are just so creative. You know, it could even double for a birdbath if you put some water in there.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
How clever to turn a plunger into a bird feeder... it looks empty though. Perhaps you could put some bird seed in it?
Were you familiar with plungers before you googled this craft project? I kind of assumed that your family just used an outhouse.
Awesome Puddles, BOL. The birds will never know it's the redneck version.
Benny & Lily
You'se a Funny pooch!! Cute!!
Jenn & Casey DoubleBurger Samich
That is very creative Puddles, we're gonna put one out in our front yard!
Hmmmmmmmm.
Inneresting......
Love? Noodles
Oh Puddles, you always make me laff! Now THAT is a birdfeeder!! So perfect!!
Who knew you were so crafty? KB cracked us up!!
Lol at Tank's comment about the outhouse!
Oh Puddles, Puddles, Puddles...what are we going to do with you? No wonder your mom doesn't let you use Google! The bad thing is that you were bored enough to make two of them...!
Elyse and Riley
Well, I can't hear what you're saying because someone at your house keeps flushing the toilet! :)
That is soo funny and I might say quite original!! Guess you had the creative juices going!!
wags
Jazzi
Oh dear.... is that next to your couch on the porch?
-Corbin
That is a very clever birdbath AND it can be made from recycled stuff! We might have to make one of those!
XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella
Puddles, that is very clever! You could probably use a couple more because word spreads in the bird world about the feeders! Lots of love, Holly and mom
Hey we have one of those but Beth says it has to stay in the bathroom. I told her you use yours outside for the birds....she just shook her head and walked away....
MOL! Meowm almost spewed her yogurts! We bet those birds will love nibbling out of that feeder!
Puddles
yoo is a jeanus!!!
and yoo is furry handee wif tools too.
purrin
xoxox
You don't have to worry about it leaking or rotting! Nice choice, Puddles!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
Puddles, you are so clever and crafty! What WILL you think of next? (I'm sort of afraid to ask!)
Wyatt
Wow, that is somethin' special! you could even put ice in it & use it to keep your beers cold.
I'm off to send in a head shot.
Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar
You know Puddles... Pres. Obama has asked us to do our part to help the economy... I'm certainly no fan of his, but all this flushing going on here today has to have wasted an awful lot of water. You might want to lock the door asap. There is a door, right? Omg, do you have a toilet just sitting there in the middle of your living room? That's worse than an outhouse. What's wrong with you??!!!
LMAO!!!!!!
I am new to the South and am just learning the "Red neck" ways: maybe I should be your student because you are soooooooo creative.
Puddles
That is genoos!!!!
a pawfect pwoject! and even though you couldn't go to youw stowe, you managed a most bootiful biwd feedew. You just can't keep a bwilliant giwl down
smoochie kisses
ASTA
OMD OMD OMD... YESSSSSSS Sarge
SOOOOOOO NEEEEEEEDS a Birdhouse and a combo Bird Feeder/Baff
You better stop flushing... your water bill is gonna be like 87 bazillion green papers!!!
Bwaaaa ha ha ha! I almost fell off the couch, I was laughing so hard! Puddles, you've outdone yourself. I think you might be a better handydog than Frankie...
Bunny
LOL!
Move over Martha Stewart!
Hmmm.... interesting project...
I have heard that inventors are more creative when they are bored!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Bawhahaha! OMD!! That's too funny. Well, at least it is pink - Bunny might like to give it a try!
Your pal, Pip
P.S.: Do you need my picture for the kissing booth or do you have it already.
Love the special effects. Are you gonna patten that invention? Is what Mango said true?
{{{huggies}}}...Mona & Weenie
With the sound track, we were expecting a Redneck outhouse attached to the birdhouse. You could at least put the birdhouse out next to the Redneck feeder, although you might want to put an actual hole where the black marker hole is, in case some bird actually likes the real estate. Can't be too picky in this economy.
Jed & Abby
miss puddles,
i'm thinkin' it's a good thingie that you didn't use used materials!!
*woof*
the booker man
That burd feeder goes along pawfectly with that loverly burd howse Frankie maded. But used would has been OK, I mean, after all how do you think we get our pee mail? You would has gotten more bang fur your bucks if'n it came with pee mail.
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