Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Flakey Mum

I has a story furs ya'll today...hehehe...sorry, I can't stop laughing.

Bwhahahahahahaha....hehehehehe...ooooooh, I can't stop!

Nows I know I could haves saved dis furs My Peep Is A Flake but dis was just too good to wait till then and besides I has PLENTY more materials.

Okays, so ya'll remembers last Friday when Whitney was tryin' to go poop?
Well, dat mornin' mum gots up at 4:00 in da mornin' (why, I has no idea it ain't like she works or anything) made her coffee and then put on her old running shoes...and let me and Whitney out of our jail cells crates.
 Mum picked Whitney up to takes her to see if hers would poop outside...of course hers didn't. Nows I be thinkin' it was cuz mum had a freakin' flashlight and watchin' hers but what do I know.
(By da way, Whitney has to be carried in and out nows cuz hers can't do steps no mores.)

Aaaaaanyways, so Whitney FINALLY went and pooped at around 8:30..and it was orange (and I was so hopin' to gets a video of mum givin' hers an enemy-ma...darn).
It wasn't until 9:30 dat mum realized her......
....had on 2 DIFFERENT shoes!
What a dork!
I mean, it took her 5 whole hours to realize her shoes didn't match.

Does ya'll now see what I has to lives with?



Dexter said...

Bet she has another pair just like it.

Too bad no camera for the exciting poop event.


Unknown said...

Awwwww your poor mommy , hell im impressed she even put on shoes at 4am. I would have to reach for the crocs or slippers :)

A MilShelb Mom said...

Well, that's nothin'. One time our dad went mattress shopping with Mom and he had on two different shoes. Mom was SO embarrassed!! He made a joke out of it and said that he couldn't decide on which one to wear. Mom was NOT laughing. LOL!
~Milly and Shelby

My Mind's Eye said...

Puddles when my assistant finished cackling like a crow I'll have to get her to come back to read your post again her eyes are leaking but she did say
"been there done that"!!
Mucho hugs from your BFFF,
Madi and the crazy one

Bobbie said...

LOL! Puddles.. I hate to tell you this but I actually went to an amusement park a few years back (right after gary and I had first met and first impressions meant everything) and he pointed out to me that I had 2 different sneakers on... just like your mum. So don't be too hard on her.. she's under a lot of pressure. But PLEASE don't tell Gracie this story... eek!
I hope Whitney is doing better and you all had a great Christmas. Maybe next time you can take you're mum's shoes to her so she doesn't get them all mixed up...

Unknown said...

Yea gads! If my Mom ever does that..........I just don't know what I will do!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Agnes B. Bullock said...


At lest our peeps (or slaves, as we properly refer to them) provide some humor for us!

ShellePenn said...

Poor Whitney had to go out and have all the neighbors see her with your flaky mom!! No wonder she couldn't find it in herself to poop!

Poor mom is losing her marbles.

Shelle, Milo, and Dixie

jen said...

LMAO! Been there!! Once I did that when I was at work and had to go back home to change! So embarrassing!

Pippen said...

We bet no one else has a pair like those! We're actually surprised that our mom hasn't done something like this... after all she doesn't like matchy matchy stuffs...

Sam and Pippen

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

I hear a RUMOR that she was also wearing your DAD's
FruitCake of The LOOM ..BOXERS...
And when I say Boxers.. I'm not tawkin Maggie Mae and Max here.
BUTT that MIGHT just have been a Rumor.
This story would be a "SHOE IN" fur winnin the My Peep is a FLAKE thingy prize.
OMD... Whitney can't do steps now. I am soooooo sorry to hear that.

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh poor Mom....dis poop ting is really gettin' to hers.

Here is anudder good Dad once went to WORK wit a brown shoe and a black shoe....and two different color socks too. DA WORST PAWT....HE DIDN'T EVEN NOSE IT UNTIL HE GOT HOME DAT NIGHT AND DA MOM TOLD HIM BOUT IT. Flaky Dad!

The Daily Pip said...

Bawhahahahaha! The flashlight, the mismatched shoes ...I think our moms may be long lost sisters. My mom once wore her dress inside out to work. It wasn't until someone told her that she even noticed!

Your pal, Pip

Lovable Lily said...

My Mommy did that too with her shoes. But she had on one red and one blue. Does that make my Mommy a dork too?

We are just so happy to hear that poopie days happened! Now we can do the poopie dance to celebrate.

Hugs, Lily Belle

Maggie Mae and Max said...


I think all our moms should start a new group called Dorks R US, sounds like dey would have lots of things to talk about!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

PeeS Max says hi

houndstooth said...

Puddles, do you need the number for the fashion police? You might want to file a report! I thought for sure you were going to say she had orange stains on her shoes, but that was even better!

You didn't get a puppy for Christmas? I thought for sure you'd get one! I'd offer you mine, but Mom and Dad wouldn't ever go for that. I've already started training him as my minion anyway!


Backcountry Brodie said...

I thought you woz going to write that your mom stepped IN THE ORANGE POO and woz walking around with it on her shoos fur 5 hours BUTTTTTT the unmatchy shoos do be flakier. Way flakier. My mom did that going to a bizziness meeting once. All dressed up in her soot, she woz, with one navy blue pump and one black pump. She hobbled around all day trying to hide the unmatchy shoe ahind her leg. I think our moms need a suppawt group.

Scooter said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, that's BOL funny! At least they were on the right feet ... um...they were on the right feet weren't they?!? Ut oh.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

rottrover said...

Moms... we keep 'em around for entertainment value!

-Bart and Ruby

Just Jess for now said...

LMAO! Oh, Puddles. This poop thing really did get to her. Your poor mom and poor Whitney too.
Surprisingly, I haven't done anything like that, but I think it's because I have to "feel" my shoes to "see" and when you are putting your shoes on you inadvertently feel/see them. However, one of my friends in university had stayed up almost all night writing an essay. When she got up in the morning to get ready for class, she put her socks on her hands! On her hands! The worst part: it took her about five minutes to figure out what was wrong...she went back to bed and missed class. :)

Ms. ~K said...

First and foremost, let us say: HOORAY FOR THE POOP!!!

Our mom has worn 2 different earrings on several occasions, not on purpose, to be cool! :)

K9 Katastrophie said...

BOL!! What a fangtastical mom!

Corbin said...

What would you laugh at if you didn't have your mom????

Brian said...

Hey, it could have been worse ya know!!!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...


But we can best that....only we don't have any pictures.

SHE flew from Dubbo to Sydney, then LA, then VA, went shopping the NEXT DAY and noticed she had two different coloured sandals on!!! SHE'd worn them half-way around the world!

We would have loved to see that enemy.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

I agree that the only thingy that COULD have been better than THIS.. would be if she had ORANGE POOPS on them... BaaaaaWaaaah.

Barbara said...

Yer mom is silly! I think you better have her eyes checked!


One time Momma walked around wif her skirt in her dat wuz purrty bad....


Anonymous said...

OMD Mom is still laughin bout it! Frankie it right it really would have been over the top if there was orange poo on your Moms shoes! BOL

I thinks you needs to take your Moms on the road with you, you really have a funny act! BOLLLL

woos, Tessa

Anonymous said...

The genius strikes again!!! This made us say "bwahaha!!"

Oh, by the way...Riley thinks green beans make a nice dinner addition! What's wrong with you...???

Elyse and Riley

Cole said...

Heeheehee!!!! That's why I don't buy the same shoes in different colors anymore. :-)

Oreo said...

that was too funny!! no wonder you cant stop lauffin!!

Jazzi and Addy

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

BOl - those Moms are just too silly, aren't they? If we put them all together, maybe we would get enough flakes to make a snowperson for Frankie.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Dachshund Nola said...

I sympathize with you Puddles! My Mom refuses to ever wear matching socks
Dachshund Nola

Peggy Frezon said...

hehe awww poor mom. I think she was so worried about Whitney she didn't stop to look at her feet! Well I hope tomorrow is a better day.

Two French Bulldogs said...

AaaaaaaaaaHHH good one...Those mommas are nutty
Benny & Lily

Kari in Alaska said...


Stop on by for a visit

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Sometimes my silly mom has two different colored socks on, and sometimes her top is wrong side out. What silly moms we have.
Dang it,,, missed out on the enemya

What Remains Now said...

I feel sorry for your mom, Puddles. It's hard to think about fashion when your mind is busy thinking about Whitney poopin'.

HH and The Boys said...

Okay.... but let's give her the benefit of the doubt... Maybe she was going for some crazy human fashion statement there. You think?

Have a great day.

pawhugs, Max

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Thanks Puddles!! Mommy needed a good laugh this morning. We got a good one for you. Mommy has a tennis shoe with a hole in the toe that Oreo the pony chewed on and she wore it to work one day. When somebody said something to her about it she said it was an airhole because her foot was hot. Maybe we'll use that inthe Flake posts..


Jans Funny Farm said...

Yeah, there's something about those early a.m. hours that addles the human brain. Jan once ran around for several hours wearing two similar but different shoes too. Maybe she's related to your mom?

KB said...

Oh Puddles, I *knew* that you'd make me laugh. You succeeded!!!

The Runner (my husband) once wore two different shoes to work *all day long* (and gave a lecture). He didn't notice until I pointed it out that evening. I took a photo (of course!)!!!!

Thanks Puddles. I needed a smile.

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Orange poop? What did Whitney eat? Hope she's feeling better now. So sorry she can't do stairs anymore, but being carried is nice, too: it's good to be the Queen.

We won't tell you how long it took our mama to figure out your mom's shoes didn't match, even after being told in plain writing that it was so. They practically match and that's good enough.

Jed & Abby

GOOSE said...

BOL BOL! Ok OK OK I think I can beat that. BOL! Let me catch my breath.... One morning (around 5am, MOM's an early riser) MOM starts her coffee then she goes outside to get the newspaper, I was gonna stop her but then I thought "lets see how far she gets." She made it all the way to the mail box by the ROAD where the paper was when she bent down to pick up the paper she realized she didn't have a shirt on! BOL. MOM sure got back to the house fast, she about knocked me over trin to get in the house.
Ya gotta love em.

Road Dog Tales said...

At least you live in SC! You know nobody notices anything like that around here. Heck, where we live that would be considered high fashion! BOL

The Road Dogs

Molly the Airedale said...

Well, she definitely had more important things on her mind than what was on her feets, Puddles!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch