Friday, December 9, 2011

For Pip

I gotta say, I was very disturbed when I returned to Blogville and discovered
my partner in crime my drinking buddy my pal Pip was couchless.

{ain't I gawjuss?}
When Pip ain't happy...da Puddles ain't happy

So I took matters into my own paws and did a little couch shopping to find Pip and his family da most perfectest couch evers.

a dog's dream couch.....
it's made outta stuuuuuuuuffies!

Now Pip, if you is reading dis you may has to sit down fur dis next couch...{sorry but I guess you'll be sitting on da floor} you may just pass out.
You ready?
It's a hamburger couch.
Pip, is you still with us? Pip are you there?

Now dis next one is my personal favorite...
Nows dats what I'm talkin' bouts.
Dis one just cracks me up...even more than I crack myself up.

Okays, I ain't too sures bout dis couch.

da perfect couch furs da kitteh home...cuz they prolly shouldn't be allowed on it.

Sorry Rosie...bwhahahahahahaha!

So theres you go.
I just don't knows why it's takin' your peeps so long to gets a couch....
I found all these awesome couches in a matter of seconds online.

Puddles...da one and only


booahboo said...

Yous are back agains... unbelievable... are yous sure its yous Puds.. and not some imposter postering on your blog?

booahboo said...

i sure like them eggy couch... it sure would stink if someone keep on jumping on its.

yous sure you is the Puddles Duddles.

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

So, how was rehab?

PeeEssWoo: Or am I still dreaming that Da Puddles in bakhk???

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Yahoo!! Ya came back. We was afraid the Grinch was pullomng a fast one on us.

Oh that hamburger couch would be our choice!!


♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Yahoo!! Ya came back. We was afraid the Grinch was pullomng a fast one on us.

Oh that hamburger couch would be our choice!!


Maggie Mae and Max said...

My dear Puddles,

Oh how you make me smile. Pip will be so pleased with this wonderful collection of couches you have collected for him.

Your sense of humor almost surpasses your beauty. ;)


What Remains Now said...

Your post was funny, but I must say that Khyra's comment, "So, how was rehab?" put me over the edge. You have alot of material to delight us with...the missing minutes on the Nixon tapes/the missing months on the Puddles blog. What REALLY happened?

Unknown said...

Oh you is so funny Puddles! I really like the stuffies couch the best! What fun I could have on there!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

NOw we know. For sure the real Puddles is back. Pip is going to love these couches. Bet he goes for the burger one. We sort of like the stuffy one:)

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Backcountry Brodie said...

I think Pip has plenty of room in nis new house fur ALL of those couches. Then his big desishun of the day will be wot couch to nap on. (My mom mite need the stuffie couch after scootching across that log, BOL)

Unknown said...

Pip's family should have no problem picking a couch now!

houndstooth said...

A cheeseburger couch?! Good heaven, maybe we should all pass the hat and get one for Pip for Christmas! Heck, even I want one. As long as it's tall enough the Kuster can't get up there, I'm happy with it!


P.S. I'm surprised you didn't find one with cup holders on the sides!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Da Puddles Collection
Coming to a FURniture Store Near You SOON.

Brian's Home Blog said...

Yes, yes, yes, Mr. Pip needs his couch back!

Remington said...

Leave it to you to find the best couch store in the world with all the coolest couches! You rock, Miss Puddles!

The Daily Pip said...

Bawahahahhahahaha! I think might just try building that couch with the stuffies. We have a couple hundred around here. He he!

BUT, the CHEESEBURGER COUCH MUST BE MINE! Dear Santa, please bring me a cheeseburger couch. I have been a very good boy, aside from occasionally peeing in the house, eating cat food, stealing food off my sissy's place, leaving my beer cans on the floor, pooping in our neighbor's yard ...other than that, I am a very good boy!

Your best pal, Pip

The Daily Pip said...

P.S: I am just so happy you are back! Doing the happy yorkie dance! He he!

My Mind's Eye said...

MOL Puddles!! You are the ultimate online shopper...when your mum isn't looking grab her plastic card out of her like the wind to the 'puter and just order that couch for Mr. Pip!!
By the time mum sees the charge on her statement she'll probably just think it was something she ordered.
PS BUT don't order the spring couch for me!!!
Hugs too my BFFF,

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said... is jus so hap-pee dat you is back.....and you came roarin' back in da tru Puddles form too! You still has it, girlfurend! Now...bout dos couches.........


Dachshund Nola said...

BOL!!!! Some of those look painful to sit on! You're right Puddles, it is my Gotcha Day!!!!
Dachshund Nola

Anonymous said...

Hey Puddles I sure is glad that you is back. I would have been fury sad goin into the new year without YOU!

Now, how many couches can you afford to buy? Personally I love that Stuffie couch.

So Puddles, is you really Santa Paws? I was just wonderin.... ya never knows.

woos, Tessa

Jans Funny Farm said...

Hey, we have an idea. Since you found these couches so easily and Pip is having a time finding one, why don't you just order one of these to be delivered to Pip's home?

Two French Bulldogs said...

those are some nutty couches
Benny & Lily

Tucker said...

you did not find a cheetos couch, did you?

woof - Tucker

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

We like the cheeseburger couch! Bring it on!

My Mind's Eye said...

Well Puddles I'll make a long story short. Your Mom and My mom might be related!! She did something about as crazy as your mom. The weekend before T-giving she was changing sheets like she has done for 1 time a weeek for 41 years. She tossed the top sheet up into the air to unfold it and lo and behold she pulled something.
the next day she was bent over with pain. It hurt so bad she told Dad she felt dizzy. He said yep it is literally spinning. He said hold on tight while I get you to the couch!! Thank goodness we had a couch, UNLIKE Mr. Pip
FYI this wasn't so short after all. You know a Southern gal cannot tell a short story.
Hugs Madi

HH and The Boys said...

Great to see you Puddles. I've been missing you and am glad you're back. Those couch ideas are great. I do love the hamburger couch the best.

Welcome back... and just in time to help Pip... Yay.

pawhugs, Max, Bugsy and Knuckles

Molly the Airedale said...

OMG, that stuffie couch is just too much! Don't you think Pip might get lost on it?
We love the hamburger couch! It's just perfect!
How did we ever survive blogville with you gone for so long, Puddles? Gosh, we're so glad you're back!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Scooter said...

We are sooo glad that you are back Puddles, We laughed when you said If Pip aint happy then Puddles aint Happy!! bol
Love the couches and gee....I wonder if there is a Taco couch out there!! Yah, WHAT is taking Pips peeps so long??

Jazzi and Addy

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Fantastic finds, Puddles! We like the stuffie or hamburger couches...that coffin is just creepy.BOL! Maybe you could combine the hamburger with the beer couch to make it more comfortable--just sayin'

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra Bella & Roxy

Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Oooh. We're totally liking the hamburger couch. I wonder if it smells like real hamburgers... We're with Khyra, however - how WAS rehab? I'm guessing with the beer-can couch that maybe you 'failed'! Heehee!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

A MilShelb Mom said...

Wow! We love your choices. Excellent, really.
~Milly and Shelby

KB said...

That is the best couch selection that I've EVER seen! I love the stuffie one, but I bet that he'll choose the burger one!

Bobbie said...

I'm loving that first stuffies couch!! Gracie would tear that to pieces in no time... But not Pip.. Pip's a fine pup and would take the best of care of it. It's so nice of you to be taking care of your buddy Pip. And Puddles, you are looking GOOD!

Wyatt said...

Puddles, you are back just one day and you have already picked out like 10 perfect couches for Pip's family!!
I think they will really like the hamburger couch, it's Pip-Perfect!


Anonymous said...

Heh heh heh you are the designer couch queenie Miss Puddles :D My eyes bugged out at the stuffies couch! Pawsome! Thinkin I'm gonna have to do some redecoratin round here ;)

Waggin at ya,

Uji, Angel Izzy, Ziggy, Angel Bean, Angel Hiro and Momma Tea said...

Ello Miss Puddles it is soooooo nice to finally meets yoo afta hearin so many fings abouts yoo.
WOWSERS yoo has grate couch taste wee likes da burger n beer ones bestest.
Mee looks furward to gettin to knows yoo betta


YOO is simply jean-us!!!!


Maxmom said...

Oh Puddles you are so funny. I love that 'Stuffie' couch...are ya selling them? (To pay for rehab - as Khyra said?)
What a fun post.