Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Durin' da summer my mum broke da puter, we hads to get a new one.
Then her brokes da kitchen sprayer, it's still broken. 
A few weeks ago, hers broke da new puter, it's betters now. 
On monday hers broke da dishwasher, peoples comin' to fix it today.

NOWS my brudder is broken...
Ya'll waves to my Brudder Albert

I thinks mum broke him too.
 He's poop shooter has gone all haywire.

 Brudder is on some medicashuns furs his broken butt. 
It has charcoal in it. 
Just in case he ate sumptin toxic da charcoal will soak it up (but he be da good dog and don't eats things he ain't suppose to eat unlike udders dat shall remain anonymous).
Oh and my sissy Whitney is much much betters.
I wonders if mum broke her too.

Oh dis is just a pikture of me so ya'll could see me today.


If you evers needs to break sumptin furs whatever reason, say maybe you needs to upgrade your phone or puter, just ask my mum furs assistance.

Of course I has one more thing.
Little Ernie, Frankie's puppy be havin' his tutoring today, yep, he is gonna go haves his STUFFS taken away.
So we is gonna send our good thoughts to him.

Puddles...stayin' FAR FAR away from mum today.


My Mind's Eye said...

Morning Puddles,
Poor Albert we are sorry he has a broken pooper shooter and is feeling poorly. That must be MOST miserable and we hope and purr he is feeling better forthwith.

Now that being said...MOL MOL MOL MOL!! We are not MOLing at Albert but at your Mom. Do you want my mom to whip up a voodoo doll to get rids of the haints that have invaded her body disabling her ability to function.
In the mean time Puddles
Hugs from your BFFF,

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Oh no!! Poor Albert. I feel your pain buddy. My poop shooter explodes sometimes too. I can see me eatin something wrong but not you. Mommy can't stan the thought of you hurting.

Hang in there....sniff ya later...Weenie

ShellePenn said...

Poor Albert. A broken poopshooter isn't anything to laugh about, unless he gets it on your mum's shoes. :) Tell him to rest up and feel much better soon!

Pretty sure that you're mom is a reincarnation of a cave-woman and just doesn't know how to use the new-fangled equipment.

Should your mom ever need pc help, let hers know that is what our mum does for a living, you know, when she isn't rubbing our belly or scratching that sweet place right on our back hips.

<3 Milo and Dixie

Unknown said...

Dang! I would sure stay far away from the Mom!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Puddles, we think maybe you need to come for a visit so Mom doesn't break you too.

Poor Albert, we hope his poop shooter is better soon. Poor guy.

Paws crossed for little Ernie.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Uji, Angel Izzy, Ziggy, Angel Bean, Angel Hiro and Momma Tea said...

Poor Albert wee all knows a busted poop shooter is neva a good fing. DML givs us yucky meds n charcoal tablets too ( she givs us dem charcoal tabs ifs wee gets bad stinky toots too ) . It works tho wee also gets gived polenta witch her makes wivs bovil or vegemite it's nommy. Wee hopes Albert feels betta soon an wee is glads Whitney is doin goody as well.
Wee finks keepin outta yor Moms way is a goodly fing wee don't want a broked Puddles way dat wood bee mega bad !

Izzy, Uji n Ronnii
xxx xxx xxx

Bassetmomma said...

I hope Albert's pooper shooter gets fixed real soon! I'd stay away from Mum today too if I were you! LOL!

What Remains Now said...

Poor little Albert. Hoping his poop shooter is better soon. Please keep us updated.

Backcountry Brodie said...

Why take little Ernie in fur tutoring when your mom could has just brokened him? It do seem like she woz practicing on Albert in that general vicinity.

The Daily Pip said...

Oh poor, Brudder Albert! I hope he feels better soon. I have had a broken pooper shooter many times and it's no fun. Geez, I wonder if my mom had something to do with it? She breaks lots of things, too ...mostly because she refuses to read directions.

Get better Albert!

Your pal, Pip

Unknown said...

Poor Brudder Albert!!!

We hopes his PooperShooter gets better with da quickness...

Just be sure your mom don't get confused and have da Dishwasher Repairsman work on Brudder Albert, instead of da dishwasher, okay?

GOOSE said...

Sure hope the brother gets better. Maybe he should stay away from the mom for a while. I hope ya all are still under warranty.

KB said...

I hope that Albert is feeling better. I've heard of the charcoal remedy but, thankfully, it's one of the few dog remedies that we haven't experienced first hand. I can't imagine Albert being so silly as to eat something toxic... Now, you, I can see that... but not Albert.

Could your mom come and break my car? I'd really like a new one... yes, stay away from her Puddles!

Unknown said...

My momma woulds like a new you think your mom could break her current one?

The Websters said...

We LOVE doxies at our house! Nora has an aunt who is an honorary husky. She's a doxie, corgie mix. They love to play and play. We've added you to our google reader!

Much love,

The Websters

Unknown said...

Lucy here......I certainly hope our competition in the same category of MangoMinster won't effect your future Avon orders.......

Scooter said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, your Mom sure sounds like my Dad! He breaks things too. Sorry to hear Albert has a sickie poop shooter. I hope his dogtor fixes him up and I'm sending some healing vibes to help him out. Glad to hear Whitney is all better. Power of the Paw!!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Road Dog Tales said...

First of all - LOVE LOVE LOVE your new blog look. So that's ONE thing your Mom didn't break! BOL! As for everything else, you're probably smart to keep your distance from her. Hey, does she have a "RESET" button?

The Road Dogs

rottrover said...

We think Ernie should stay away from your mom today, too. Just sayin'...

-Bart and Ruby

Brian's Home Blog said...

We sure send lots of purrs to your Brudder, having shooter issues is not fun at all!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Wow, we'd stay far away from your mom too. Is she related to our Jan? Sure sounds like it.

Hope Albert is doing better.

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

Oh poor Albert. Hopes him is all better soon. And tinks you needs to stay far away from Mom. You is da only ting left to breaky it seems.

Remington said...

Sorry your brother isn't feeling well....take good care of him....

Millie and Walter said...

I sure hope Albert feels better soon. Thanks for including that picture of yourself. Beautiful as always.


Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

**waving paws at Albert** We will be purring for Albert to get fixed real quick!

You look lovely, as usual Puddles!

Cole said...

Poor Albert! I'm so sorry that da momma bok-ed you!

Bruschi said...

Oh Puddles, your mommy doesn't have very good luck does she! Poor Albert....I wonder what he got into that is making him have explosive bum! Hope he's feeling better soon! Go take good care of him and stay clear from the Mom!! BOL!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OKAY... now let's think this through... Furst your mom broke YOU SEVERAL times.. then she brakes Whitney.. and NOW Albert's Poop Shooter? (Who cares about the puters and dish lickers.. THOSE are NOT DACHSHUNDS)
I'm thinkin your mom needs to spend some time sittin in the VET's Corner... Before she Breaks any of you WORSE than she already has.
Pawhaps she needs some Delicate Dachshund Awareness Training. Stuffs like ... givin US TONS of TLC and TREATS and Stuffs like that.. instead of WHATEVER it is she is doing to you all NOW!!
Maybe you three need shirts that say... BEWARE of da WOMAN.
Now SERIOUSLY.. we all know that she really DOESN'T actually BREAK You and Whitney and Albert..
I hope and Pray that Albert's Poop Shooter gets better speedy quick.
You should send "HER" out fur some of those nice soothing Poop Shooter Wipes. BaaaaWaaaah
Oh and HIDE her shoes.. so she can go Squish Squish out in the yard.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

HEY... I know what.. You and Whitney and Albert need some of that Bubble Wrap stuffs.. Roll up in it and POOF... she won't be ABLE to break you. BUBBLE WRAP!!!!

Anonymous said...


Just HIDE!

Dang, your Mom is scary!


I sure hope that Albert gets better soon, HIDE him too!

woos, Tessa

Anonymous said...

A broken butt sounds very unpleasant. Get well soon Albert.

PeeS: Sure Puddles... you can have my bed when I'm dead. Just let me finish covering it with burrs, stickers and thorns.

Erin said...

GASP!!!! We have no words! hahahah

Dachshund Nola said...

Be careful Puddles! Paws crossed for your budder

houndstooth said...

Oh my dog! Your mom is a public menace! Puddles, we still have some bubble wrap here, so if you'd like, we can whip you up a bubble wrap suit.

My mom was drooling all over that website you sent us! How dare they impersonate us, though? She purged her e-mail box, though and forgot to reply about it. Typical!

Oh, and here's my shopping tip for you today!


Anonymous said...

Oh, gosh, I suuuuure hope Brudder Albert gets feeling betters REAL soon. I hate poop-shooter-malfunctions. It sounds kinda like your mom is that Typhoid Mary lady. Can you gets i-knock-ulated against your mom?

Wiggles & Wags,

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

We just sent powerful healing vibes to Ernie. Now we'll send some to Albert.

Puddles, you'd better stay out of your mum's way. You don't want to get broken before your big date!!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

All4UrPet said...

Oh no, sounds like your mommy might be a jinx! But on the upside, all of your stuff (and your brudder) is getting fixed :) Wishing you better luck and a speedy recovery to everything in your household!


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Just Jess for now said...

Hmmmm, remind me that your mom and i shouldn't be in the same room together, okay? I break a lot of things too...a lot. Roscoe was having poop problems too-maybe I broke him?
Hope Albert feels better soon.

A MilShelb Mom said...

Maybe you should come to our house. No cookies and your mom breaks stuff? Gaaahhhhhllleeeeee.
~Milly and Shelby

Two French Bulldogs said...

oh poor baby Albert. We will keep all our feets crossed
Benny & Lily

pibble said...

Oh, we are very sorry to hear that your brudder isn't well. Our Lucy had pooper problems recently, too. It wasn't pretty. Not at all. Feel better soon, Albert! We didn't know that Whitney was well, but we're glad she's better!

Barbara said...

Puddling, dis is bery bad about yer brudder. I too, hab had da pooper shooters and is nothing to laff at!

Now, a werd ob advice. Don't stand behinds him at all!

PS: I need sum stuff broked. Can yew send yer mom ober here?

Lorenza said...

I hope Albert gets better soon!
Aaaand.... sounds like your mom is "mastering" the I-tend-to-break-everything-thing!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

Alfie said...

haha poop shooter that's so cute! I hope your brudder gets better soon! I really do want a new computer, maybe I can ask your mum to "fix" it for me *winkerz*.

Unknown said...

Lucy here.......Please don't take this personally, but I don't think I will be including your Lullaby in my DJ/Karaoke Setlist for the Valentines Pawty.


Maggie Mae and Max said...

My dear Puddles,

Poor Albert, we hope he is feeling better soon. Maggie Mae I are sending him our boxer puppy prayers. Ernie is in our prayers too.


PS You look lovely today

Unknown said...

Do you happen to know where I can order a few dozen sparkly tiaras (in Bunnie's size) and some pink Martindale collars?

Just curious.

MangoMinster Competitor

booahboo said...

i woulds stay far far aways from your momma too... far far aways...

hopes blob 1 & 2.. i mean Albert and Whitney feels better soon..

we will keep both of them in our prayers.. and your mom too to keep her from breaking anything else :)

woofs n lickies,

Tweedles -- that's me said...

I am sorrry Albert is broken.
I hope the charcoal works good and he feels better.
We have some broken stuff and we need help fast.
Moms poop box septic is caving in- now what? Can your mom fix that?

The Bama Gardener said...

Good to meet you. I found you through Schnauzer and Schnauzer. Hoping that poor Albert's pooper gets to working right.

Licks and love,

Pepsi the Lazy Bum said...

Oh my, Albert's poop shooter went haywire? That's not very good. I sure hope it gets fixed up soon.

Yeps, you go near your Momma only when it's eating time, so you won't get broken too, bahaha.


Declan said...

Oh boy can I sympathise with Albert. I regularly have a "broken butt"! Deccy x

Anonymous said...

poor albert, i do hope he gets better soon.

i like to eat everything that comes within my radar and i like bubblegum best :) . have you seen how bubblegum gets all flat on the pavement? it really takes time to scrape it with my teeth. and yes, my mom is sooooo slow that she doesn't even realise what i'm doing.

Duke said...

We hope Albert feels better soon!
We hope your mom's bum luck turns itself around soon!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch