Friday, February 10, 2012

Since Tuesday...

 Scuze me just one sec.
( I believes my purty little butt be outta focus)

Okays dis is's not my butt though.
I is going right overs heres to hide.
If ya'll happens to sees my mum, don't tells her wheres I is.

Since Tuesday mum has been WORTHLESS.
I knows her was worthless befores but it has really gotten outta paw nows.

I hasn't been ables to gets any help out of hers cuz all hers has been doin is starrin at da 'puter screen.
But I tells hers..."Woman, I has a blog to run, fan mail to check, and thoughtful comments to leave"

She ignores me or just tells me to go find sumptin to do.
Uh, is hoggin' WHAT I needs to do.

And to make matters even worser, hers failed to feed us at our regularly scheduled time.
We eats at 5:30.
Hers didn't feed us til 5:31:18.
 I thoughts I was gonna pass out befores I gots me some nutrition to sustain my hawt self.

Oh, what has hers been starrin at you ask?
I was hopin' ya'll wouldn't ask cuz it do be very embarrassing.
I can tells ya'll it AIN'T chicken!
Heres it is.....

I can ssures you dis is no joke...a freakin' camera.

See, dis heres Nikon D800 was unveiled on Tuesday and since then...
her just sits and stares...
and bores tells me all bouts da specs. overs and overs and overs and overs again.

All I really be hearin' is blah blah blah blah blah blah!

Dear Lord,
I knows mum's camera is old and hers fotos suck but my life will be overs if dis camera comes to my house and besides, our pack hierarchy is just fine da way it is.

Puddles...prayin' and hidin'


Uji, Angel Izzy, Ziggy, Angel Bean, Angel Hiro and Momma Tea said...

Ohhhh Puddles I can understand why your Mom has been staring at it, it is a thing of beauty although no way does it come close to your beauty of course.

Momma Tea
xxx xxx

houndstooth said...

Puddles, you're totally taking the wrong tactic with this! Trust me, when the camera comes out, it means treats, and lots of them. At least, it does here at my house. You need to start making sure that you are the one your mom wants to take all the pictures of -- and not, say, Albert's nose. Trust me on this! I think my mom went into some kind of coma staring at that camera. Hers isn't nearly that fancy! As long as it doesn't interrupt my blogging, I'm okay with it!


P.S. Hold out for the good treats, like Zuke's Minis! ;)

HH and The Boys said...

Meowsa... that's some camera.. HH is a photographer sometimes too and she made me click over to see the object of your mom's attention. And she made me type "meowsa".... I think your mom and mine should get their own computers...

pawhugs, Max

Lovable Lily said...

I don't know Puddles... I think we needs to turn your Mom into the people at the "Inhumaine Feeding Dept." 'cuz getting fed 1 minute and 18 seconds late is just WRONG! But... like Bunny said, it could work in your favor in the end. Keep us posted on that dang camera.

Lily Belle

Unknown said...

Well, I for one, feel that the pictures she takes now are wonderful! Why does she want to spend all that $$$ on a stupid camera, when she should be spending it on food and treats for you? Just sayin.
Lovies, Miss Mindy

jen said...

Sorry Puddles, but I am all for mom on this one because if she gets that camera it is in my destiny to get the same one since she and I long lost sisters and all. Keep on it long lost sista!

Millie and Walter said...

I think your mom takes great photos of you now, but just think how much better you would look with that nifty new camera!


The Daily Pip said...

Uh, is hoggin' WHAT I needs to do ...bahwhahahaha, that's a good one!

I am with Bunny on this one (she is not only fast, but smart). Hold out for the treats, the good stuff!

Your pal, Pip

ShellePenn said...

Ooooh! What a sexy piece of equipment that Nikon is! I wouldn't even know how to turn it on, let alone make it do the good stuff. I bet it would do some stuff for your mum that would make her hair stand on end.

Ok, that sounds a lot worse than I meant.

Too early for a beer? Nah, its never too early for a beer!

xx hope your weekend is great xx

(Milo and Dixie do not endorse this comment... they are still asleep and can't be made to care until 11:30 or so)

Unknown said...

I feel your pain............this is the story of my momma's 'Baby'....aka Keurig machine all over agains!

Kaunis Nelli said...

my mum just went totally silent - she liked that camera sooo much. we have a stinky little camera that just don't do justice to me. just think how lovely pictures your mom would take of you with a new camera.

Unknown said...

I am afraid for your safety if her gets Mr Nikon. Just imagine the WEEKs of her petting it, oohing and aahing bout da features. Etc etc etc.

Likely your mealtime will be pushed back to 6 o'clock or later! Her will prolly forget to let you out of your sleeping room in da mornings. And, her may even forgets about a VET appt!!

This is troubling.

Matilda the Boxer said...

Ohhhh no! Flashy beasts are BAD! Do whatever it takes to keep that thing out of your mom's hands!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD OMD THIS is just TERRIBLE... HORRIBLE and Hideous even. THAT WOMAN fed you 78 seconds LATE???? Nine More seconds and I guess you would have started thinkin about movin...NEXT DOOR.. I mean REALLY .. THOSE "Folks" wouldn't even be THAT CRUEL.

OH MY SQUIRRELS... she is wantin to get a NEW Flashy Beast??? I suppose that would mean even MORE pictures of you Poopin and stuffs. THIS is just a revoltin "DEVELOPMENT" (HEHEHE THAT IS A FRANKIE FUNNY.. develop.. like what they USED to have to do with FILM and stuffs).
Of course if it is really EASY to Use.. you could always take pictures of HER on the Peeple Potty instead of just wantin to sit on her when she is there. I'm just sayin.

Brian said...

Oh I think you need a plan to combat that thingy!

Bassetmomma said...

Ooooooh! That's a nice camera! Just think Puddles, you could really work it and be even more famous if your Momma got that camera!

My Mind's Eye said...

MOL my sweet, smart Doxie BFF, are correct. Mom bought Niki II, last might remember Niki I, had that annoying clicky voice. That is certainly one nice flashy beast that has taken over your Mum's mind. I bet it is smart enough to feed you on time too or at least remind you Mum.

The Moms are easily possessed by those flashy beast and then they have to have something to take pictures of and lo and behold it is us. I've been seeing spots in front of my eyes for a year. I thought when Mom printed my first two Blog books and found out she had more than 1500 pictures in them she'd slow down...nahh...she must be trying for 3000.
You have my sympathy and if you need a shoulder to cry on trot on up the NC.
Hugs from your BFFF,

Remington said...

Looks like a great camera! Beth just got a new camera too....but she got another Canon....she is kinda likes what she is use too.... Just think of all the awesome pics we will get to see of you! They will be even better -- if that is possible! Have a fun weekend!

Amber DaWeenie said... dat new flashy beast arrives, da Puddles won't get a moment of peace. You gots to do someting fast...pee on da puter or sometin so her can't look anymore.

PeeS...Shhhh...personal question here. How did you back legs get so long and beautiful? Mee is walkin around on stubbs.

Kari in Alaska said...

new cameras mean more photos!

Stop on by for a visit

The Websters said...

That glare you were giving her in the photo above is excellent! I think every dog needs to perfect their glare for the humans.

5:31!! We eat at 5:30 as well and I would NOT be having that. Let us know when to show up with the picket signs to protest.


Nora (and for now, Avalanche)

The Websters said...

Also, the only problem I have with Master and Mrs. Master becoming hoarders is when they run out of money to feed all us dogs.

Can I get an, "Amen!"?


Anonymous said...

If my dinner was ever that late, I'd be totally freaked out. I'm on your side this time P... mum needs to straighten out her priorities.

Ziggy Stardust said...

OMD another flashy beast??? Mommy always thinks you have the best pictures now, if there is a new flashy beast, then she will want one. No you must stop this now, our Mommies need to get their priorities straight.

licks and sniffs Sasha

Dachshund Nola said...

Mom says she completely understands your mom! the nerve of these people
Dachshund Nola

Corbin said...

Now... is she just starrin' or is she buyin'??? my mom stares all the time... but she hasn't taken the plastic out yet.
ps. can you imagine how many out of place hairs we could find with the focus of that NEW camera?!

lori casto said...

Puddles i can totally relate to your mums obsesion except mine is with a treadmill. On another note I can't tell you how much influence you have made in my life, I mean if i eat a pee can, i think about you, then i was grocery shopping and i seen cheetos and i thought about you, and... I like beer, nuff said :)

rottrover said...

Puddles. Dude. This can only work in your favor! Who is your mum's favorite foto-subject?? The Puddles! Who's a most fantasicle foto-model? The Puddles! Who works for treats?? The Puddles. We think this can only be a win-win for you and your mum!

Great fotos today of yourself!!

-Bart and Ruby

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Uh Oh, looks like trouble, sorry Trouble with a cap, comin' your way if that camera comes into YOUR kingdom...queendom.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella &Roxy

Anonymous said...

Puddles, when moms get like that - you know, get those bees in their bonnets - there's just no stopping them or talking them out of it. You just gotta go along with it and maybe ask for donations so that she can just BUY it and you can get her to focus on the most impawtant thing - YOU! Of course, she'll prolly be focusing that new flashy beast on you, but then she'll prolly want to put your pictures on the bloggie and THEN you've won! TAH-DAH!

Whew! That was sure a long parry-graph.

Oh, and WHY is your Girl going to a DANCE? I mean, WE'VE been to Blogville dances and they're ker-azy! Maybe we can go together and spy on her and make sure nobuddy tries to give her any - you know - Cheetos.

Wiggles & Wags,

Bicontinental Dachshund said...

Are you serious? She fed you 78 seconds behind schedule??? Over here in Switzerland that would never fly :)

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Darn you Puddles!!! You silly butt scooter... you just HAD to plant that HOOOOOGE Flashy Beast Picture in my brain.. and when I went to take my afternoon NAP.. I had a Day Mare about a MONSTER Flashy Beast sneakin up on me. It almost caused me to Poop in my Day Bed!!! Shame on you.

PeeS... Even if "SHE" Does get one of those THINGYS.. don't worry.. You KNOW how SHE is.. She will either Lose it or Break it in like 87 minutes.

Molly the Airedale said...

I just love that last picture of you, Puddles. No new camera can improve on perfection!

Love ya lots,

Anonymous said...

Ohhh, Lawdy!! Your Mum is in LaLa Land for sure! That thing must cost 87 bazillion dollars! Doesn't she know she could be buying you stuff from Petsmart other than toothbrushes with that money??? :) Have a great weekend!

Elyse and Riley

pibble said...

Well! Now I understand why you've been even MORE gorgeous lately!

Bobbie said...

I can't wait to see your new pictures with the new camera Puddles!! I agree with the rest... I see lots of treats in your future.

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Sheesh, Puddles, now that Mom has seen what your Mom is staring at, she has the same disease - what is it with these Moms and the flashy beasts???

Maybe Bunny is right and we should start demanding treats for pics:)

Have a great weekend, Puddles.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Oreo said...

Oh Puddles, Your pics are so cute. And yah you are in BIG trouble if she gets that there camera!! YIKES!!! Tell us it isnt so!!! bol mom is an American Indian so the language is her Shawnee Indian tribe. Also I cant believe you didnt get fed that late, geezzzz.....

Jazzi and Addy

What Remains Now said...

Please don't take this as being "disloyal" to you Puddles, because you know I'm a huge fan...but, I want your mom to get the camera. I think she would love it.

Wyatt said...

You do have it ruff....your food service is poor, you have to model for the camera, your assistant won't let you blog. You need to have a chat with your staff!


p.s we don't know squat about cameras, but that one looks like a keeper!

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

We hate having our pictures taken, too, so we are on your side, Puddles. Good luck scuttling the new camera. Maybe you can get your dad on your side. Show him the price tag.

Jed & Abby

A MilShelb Mom said...

hahahah!! We hope she doesn't get it... if you don't want her to. BUTT, think of how purty your pics will be with THAT camera!
~Milly and Shelby

Declan said...

You know what Puddles, mate? I think your Mum is using you to drop BIG hints about what she wants for her birthday. Hehe! Ps. Are you free to come out for a beer with Frankie & me? Deccy x

Grady and Leonardo said...

Morning Ms. P.
We agree with Declan, but we think she is hintin' around big time about the combo hollyday~birfday~"just because you love me so much" pressie.

Since you are such a beautimous model, think what this could do for YOUR image!

Love and Newfie Hugs.
Leo, Grady and Mom

Just Jess for now said...

Oh, Puddles, don't let your Mom tell Mr. K about that camera or life will be over as we know it here too! Good luck.

Evil Freddy! said...

Mu ha ha ha!

Backcountry Brodie said...

Do your mom be staring at it coz she be trying to figger out how it works? That would be why my mom be staring at sumpin like that. But hey, if'n your mom efur figgers it out, it mite make you look even more bootifuller than you alreddy is in your pikshures This could werk to your advantages.

Tucker said...

He he... speaking of photos I is stealing one for my valentines day post.

woof - Tucker

KB said...

Poor Puddles... I stared at my computer for a whole month before I bought a new lens. Tell your mums to hurry up and get it over with. Hand over the green papers and be done with it.

Then, make a deal with her. For every shutter click, you get a TREAT! Everybody wins!

Beans4Biscuits said...

Well Puddles there is all kinds of gross camera staring aound this jungle. I thought it would end last summer when the momma got a new one but NOPE. Why the hecks do these peoples need more than ONE FLIPPIN PICTURE TAKER???

Good luck with your crazy momma

Sugar the Who

Anonymous said...

Oh Puddles you sure is a funny funny pup!

I sure have missed you LOTS. You make my Mom laugh and laugh and furgets bout her pain fur a bit. It's a good thing.

Sorry bout the possible new camera Puddles, but you is quite photogenic!

Have a Pawsome Valentines Day!

woos, Tessa