Monday, April 16, 2012

Airin' Dirty Laundry

Okays so ya'll knows how my mum's luck sucks right?
Wells dat just might be a mild understatement.
I just has to tells ya'll bouts da washing machine...hehehehe.

ME...stayin' very fars away from da kerazy lady so I don't catchhers bad luck.

Wells ya'll knows our washin' machine went kerplunk on Easter day.
Da Washing Machine Fixer Man camed to fix it. 
Him was skeered to come in withs me and da blobs.
I telled him I has only bit 4 or 7 hoomans in my life.
Okays so I has nevers really bit nobuddy but him not has to do knows dat...sometimes you just has to put da fear in Washing Machine Fixer Man so you don't gets overcharged or has to sit theres and stares at their butt cracks while they fixin' stuffs.
Around my town you just nevers knows what or who will shows up to fix your appliances.
Luckily, I not has to sees his butt crack cuz he wores a belt and he not EVEN has snaggle teefers eithers.....YAAAAY!

Okays yea, I gots totally way of topis theres didn;t I?

Wells to makes a long story short...cuz I knows ya'll could cares less bouts our washin' machine...afters a week Washing Machine Fixer Man calls on Saturday mornin' and says  our washin' machine ain't worth bein' fixed cuz it had to many issues then what he thinked to begin withs.

Soooooo, we hads to buy a new washing machine...and dryer so they would match...WTF?
Mum be all likes...."Aren't they pretty?"
Woman...washing machines and dryers ain't purty.
And besides they is LIVES IN my bedroom!

Come on and I'll shows you our new washin' machine...likes ya'll really cares but I show anyways.
 Dis be my enthused face.
Wait hang on, I not likes dat foto of me.

I likes dis betters.
(note to self: you so dam purties it's should be against da law)
Dats much betters.

I go gets a step stool...wait right theres again.

Okays...dis be da new washin' machine.
 Yea just luverly huh?
Juuuust fantastical. Still not impressed.

Heres it be inside.
 It has a clear top and mum thinks dat just be da coolest thing evers.
Then hers picked me up so I could sees it too...wasn't thrilled.
Actually it kinda freaked me out.

But just looooks at dis!
OMD is my mum gonna puts me on restrictions furs dis.
 Dat be da hoomans dirty laundry.

We not has da matchin' dryer yet cuz it hads to be ordered since we has gas and they not has one dat be on gas in da store so we has to wait.
What a pity.

I am so goin' backs to sleep cuz dat be da dumbest post in da history of da Puddles blog.
I am bloggin' bouts WASHIN' MACHINES...oooooh somebuddy helps me.


houndstooth said...

Hee hee hee! My mom was admiring that washing machine just a little bit because of the fancy top. Just think how you could tenderize your squirrel and chipmunk meat if you tossed them in there, though! You'll be the Paula Dean of Canine Cuisine!


Unknown said...

Oh yeah im so excited for you mommy - I got those last year the cabrio's are awesome, im so in love with mine!! My dryer went out so ofcourse I had to the get matching washer too :)
I banned all dog toys from being washed in mine :) they now go to a laudromat!

My Mind's Eye said...

MOL Puddles well evidently it was not the dumbest post ever because once again you are 100% responsible for Mom's streaky eyes!! Good job putting the fear of Doxie into the repair man. He needed to know Puddles, the finest looking Doxie Dame in SC, was in the house and had her keen Doxie eye on him.

Note to your Mum from my Mom:
Mom says she has washing machine envy. She said she'd never get anything done for watching the dirty laundry go splish splash!
Hugs Madi and her envious Mom
PS be sure to do a follow up on the washing machines beau when it arrives

My Mind's Eye said...

PS I hope that fine washing machine came with insurance to protect it from that crazy pants Mum of yours.
Just sayin' Madi your BFFF

Asta said...

Puddles, Mommi was sowt of dwooling at those pictoowes (hoomans awe the weeewdest)anyway, you should see what we has hewe in Boo da Pest, hahahahahahayou wouldn't believe's a whasing machine and dwyew all in one and it can take about five pieces of diwty laundwy at a time and it takes five houws fow one load..I'm not exxagewewating.(well, maybe a tiny bit)
anyway, Mommi twied to stuff a doo vay into it last week, hahahahah
not even close, so We think youws is pwetty cool
oh, and ouws is in the bafwoom which is a mite bettew than most peoples hewe who have it in the kitchen WTF
smoochie kisses
pee ess, thank dog he wowe a belt

Lovable Lily said...

You're way tooooo funny! I kind of like your new fancy pants machine. Just think when you get the new dryer, your blankies will be all warm and toasty for you! Now does't that just make you smile?

Lily Belle

Dexter said...

Where's the agitator thing a ma bob?


Bassetmomma said...

Puddles I think you've been around that krazy lady too much! LOL! But I do have to say, that is one nice machine! It's the same one my daughter has (her husband is an appliance manager)and I envy her too!

Scooter said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, these peeps sure get riled up about the dumbest things! Washers and dryers are evil...they sometimes take my toys and all my slobber and mud magically disappears. Guard your goodies!
BTW: So glad there was no butt crack. They are never supermodel material! BWAR HAR HAR
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OH Puddles you got one of those Grrrreat SQUIRREL POOL kind. My mom loves all SQUIRREL POOL thingys. Guess WHAT? They are made in OHIO.

Now I think you did a good job of keepin the repair guy in his place.. along with his butt crack.
BUTT speakin of BUTTS and stuffs..
Aiiiiiieeeee your dryer has GAS???
OMD OMD has your mom been feedin it broccoli and Beans???
GOOOOOD GRIEF.. No wonder the washer went into a PERMANENT PRESS FAINT. Phhhhhaaaarrrttts from the Gassy Dryer probably CHOKED it.
WHEW... I don't EVEN want to think about this.

Pippen said...

See? We warned you... them moms are crazy about the laundry, they just don't want to admit it! Does yours play a song at the end? Ours does and after three years mom still sings along with it!

Sam and Pippen

The Daily Pip said...

My mom has to have everything all matchy matchy, too. Drives me crazy - she even likes my bed to match the rest of the furniture in the particular room I happen to be sleeping in. Huh??

It is a very pretty washing machine. Our are about 87 years old and mom keeps secretly hoping they will break so we can get new fancy ones.

Your pal, Pip

Unknown said...

Oh, my momma is sooooooo full of da jealously! Her dryer broked in late January, butt her couldn't be bothered to buy a new one while fighting da Tax DeadLion. For awhile, her hauled all our laundries to Uncle Tommy's house.......butt we ain't gone theres since her just washes some stuffs, and then hangs it on da fence or back porch to dry! Gasp! Talk about embarassing!
And you should feel how scratchy our dog sheets are, after drying outside like that. Sigh.

Oreo said...

Oh Puddles, my mom got one of those maybe a little less than a yr ago and yes they do go bonkers bout it. I dont kow how to tell you this but.......even a little less than a yr later she is still going bonkers bou it! Good luck with your krazy lady!!! It does look very nice and you will hear lots of ewwing and awing when she uses it, Im just saying!!


Brian said...

You mean you didn't get the models with the built it treat dispensers?

Dachshund Nola said...

BOL our moms could be twins! Every stinkin time the washer finishes it sings this little tune the crazy humans go nuts over
Dachshund Nola

Backcountry Brodie said...

My mom be thinking the invisibull lid be pritty nifty too. Me, I say who wants to see durty peeple laundry? And who wants to see all our stuffies in there going round and round and round saying HALLLPPPPPPP GURGLE Gurgle gurgle guuurrrrggggllle...

Asta said...

I wish you could get a plane ow something , I'd give you all the beew you wants and show you off to all of Boo da Pest(none of the doggies hewe hold a candle to you)
gweat suggestion about Daddi doing the laundwy, but won't happen, it took Mommi fifty houws to figoowe out how to use the machine, and she doesn't have the enewgy to explain it to him bwahhhahahahahaha
smoochie kisses

Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Never a dull moment in the Kingdom of Puddles, huh? As for the washing machine? Erm. It's shiny. And it's got lots of buttons. So I guess that's good. Ours is white and have very few buttons, but apparently it creates mounds of clean laundry each week (Dad calls it the Seven Hills of Rome when Mom doesn't do the folding for a while). However, Mom is Quite Jealous of having a gas drier. Maybe we could just borrow the RH and point his ample bottom in the direction of wet laundry to achieve the same effect. BTW, you ARE so pretty that we are SURE it is illegal in Utah (so it's good you don't live here!). Heehee!

Happy Monday!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

GOOSE said...

I suppose that's cool and all, but does the new things iron and fold? My MOM doesn't seem to have the luck of your mom but one thing that MOM's luck always runs out on in lawn mowers. She goes through them like I go through a bag of Cheetos. So tomorrow she will ONCE AGAIN buy a new mower. I say we just get some goats. But she doesn't listen to me. But I suppsoe we do need one for half the year last year the old mower had to be tied in a few places with a shoe string so it would work.
If the appliance repair dude has to come back and you see his butt crack do what I do...drop some kibble down it. hahhhahhah it's like a putting coins in a slot machine. I've never won anything, but it's still fun to play.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

HEY Girrrl... since you don't have the GASSED UP DRYER thingy... How are the clothes getting dry? Are you and the blobs just grabbin them and runnin around and around the yard until they get dry? THAT would be SOOOOO much fun. You could have grrrreat games of TUG of BRA and Fling the Froot of the Looms not to mention Sling the Socks.
Everythingy would smell so FRESH and outdoorsy and drool drenched. Everybuddy KNOWS that Drool and Slobber makes EVERYTHING so Soft. You mom and DAD would love it.

Remington said...

That is one awesome washing machine, my friend!

The Websters said...

Ok, I'll steal the Master's glasses and send them to you along with all his dirty clothes so Mrs. Master doesn't have to wash them. Sounds like a total win.

Is that one of those fancy energy efficient mcjobbers? If so, we are jealous over here.



Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! Funny YES you are blogging about washing machine. LOVE your photos ... Lots of Golden ALOHA n Woofs, Sugar

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Hey GIRRRRL ... now don't you get so bizzy Dryin Clothes in the back yard that you furget.... I have somethingy SPECIALLY FUR YOUR EYES ONLY.. TOMORROW.

OK sorry to interrupt your game of STRETCH the SOX or Pull the Pants.. whichever you were all playin when I stopped by.
If I thought you would be up fur some SHRED the SHEETS I would bop on down to help you.

jen said...

I am so jealous of your new washing machine! and totally jealous that you got a dryer to match! My dryer has been making horrible noises for the last month. I am just waiting for it to break!

Sketching with Dogs said...

Ha ha ha, that was so funny Mum just fell off the chair and cracked her head (that was an added bonus, thanks Puddles!)
Don't you just hate those butt cracks, humans - they are no better than animals (and we mean the disgusting type, not dogs obviously.)
We are soooo (not) impressed by the washing machine, although Mum is saying it is divine, pffft!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Unknown said...

Uh Puddles.....don't tell anyone, but my Mom love doing laundry! She's crazy too, huh?
Lovies, Miss Mindy

JacksDad said...

The tall guy got excited when he got a new washer and dryer too. It must be something with the peoples!!

KB said...

Ruh roh Puddles, that machine looks big enough for you to take a bath in it! Imagine how much fun the spin cycle would be! :)

I'm glad you scared that fixer guy. I bet that he'll always wear a belt with you around.

You actually are quite purty, and quite the storyteller. Be sure to tell us when the matching dryer arrives...

What Remains Now said...

I feel kind of disloyal to you, sweet Puddles, because I am totally diggin' that new washer.

Oskar said...

What's dumb is my mom person oohin & ahhin over your mom person's washing machine. Hers are old and now she's sad. Actually all of her is old, so she should be sad, BOL!!!

Nubbin wiggles,

Molly the Airedale said...

Your washing machine looks different than mine, Puddles. I can sit on the floor and watched mine go around and around and it makes me dizzy and you need to jump up on top to watch the same kinda thing for yours!

Love ya lots

Jans Funny Farm said...

We're not impressed either but Jan is. She's just kind of staring and muttering about buttons and choices but that ours better not die on her. Wonder why?

K9 Katastrophie said...

Hi Puddles, thanks for your comment about our Daisy. Nice Washing machine history!


Cole said...

I'm so jealous right now! I could use a new washer and dryer.

Bobbie said...

I'm thinking you'll fit in there Puddles. This would be an easy bath for you... I'd sleep with one eye opened if I were you.

Very nice!!

A MilShelb Mom said...

Oh Puddles! We laughed so hard we rolled around on the floor and Mom even had tears in her eyes. Then she even showed Dad the post. Dad is sad you live in the laundry room, but he thought it was a funny post, too... especially since we live in SC too and know what you mean about the cracks and snaggle tooths!
~Milly and Shelby

Lorenza said...

The moms are always excited about their apliances, right?
I have to admit my mom loves your new washing machine!
Kisses and hugs

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Puddles, any time you want to show us your washing machine or the dryer when it gets here, go right ahead as long as you include those great pics of beautiful YOU!!!

We have one of those machines with the clear opening but our is on the front. Silly Lightning sits and watches it sometimes.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Shane Kent Louis said...

I bet your human Mom is pretty excited with that. :)

Dog Fence

Wyatt said...

We gots a washer machine that looks just like that! It makes our blankets fluffy and'll see, Puddles!

Wyatt and Stanzie

Tweedles -- that's me said...

We had to get a new washer and dryer too in January-- and its not as pretty as yours! I did not understands what could be wrong with a 25 year old washer!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

our machine is so old that the labels have come off..SHE has to remember what's what. But so far, it's still working.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Kaunis Nelli said...

My mom just yesterday sighed by the mountain of dirty laundry and then turned her back on it! Maybe if she had a brand new fancy washing machine she would actually do something about that mountain.

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Once again, a split vote. The canines are not so interested in washers and dryers [although we love clean bedding]. However, the mama is entranced. Her washer is about 25 years old and she covets a top loader with no agitator, which should make washing our blankets and comforters and bed covers easier. So mama will be most eager to hear how your mom likes the new washer after she's used it a while.

Jed & Abby

Uji, Angel Izzy, Ziggy, Angel Bean, Angel Hiro and Momma Tea said...

Mi Moomi is most green wivs jellyness hers woods ovs a washer likes dat, wee has a front loadin one dat does not hold as much as her old one so her has to do twice as many washes to gets da smae amounts ovs laundry doned. Wee donts gets washers likes dat ova here.


STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Miss Puddles, our mum went coco in the head when she saw your new washer machine. Now she wants one and our old one isn't even broken! Also we have to share our bedroom with a washing machine and the dryer too. So unfair. See ya. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Oh Puddles, nothing sounds dumb coming from yous. We wasn't supposed to see the pic on Frankie's blog this morning cause it was for your eyes only. We think you and Ernie shouls have a pooping contest but I'd beat both of yous. Hee Hee.....

Sniff ya later..........Weenie

Peggy Frezon said...

I've never seen one with a clear top before, that's pretty cool! Now how can I break my washing machine so I can get one of those?!

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

That clear top is kind of interesting! We would enjoy watching the stuff move around in there!

Maybe you will like the dryer more. ;)

Sweet William The Scot said...

You don't think krazy lady wanted a clear top so she could watch you getting clean and spinning dry in there do you?
Sweet William The Scot

Smile With Your Tail said...

As long as no one puts you IN the washing machine thats fine! Although that fancy washing machine sure does look fun!

Thanks for making us smile!



Only Momma's can git all x cited about washin moochines!


Only Momma's can git all x cited about washin moochines!

BordoggyTerrier said...

Mummy2Legs loved your machine, she had a good one for 10 years, bought a new one last year and it has had 3 breakdowns (1 caused by Daddy2Legs screw driver coming through the plastic drum - "it wouldn't have happened with the old metal drum" he said - "or if you had taken the screwdriver out of your pocket" Mummy2Legs said, Daddy said Mummy should have emptied the pockets, there was a scene, Daddy apologised and joined me in the Dog House again.... and another was caused by a sock stuck in the machine, the engineer said 2Leg Familys are not to put a sock in it, they have to put them in bags, the funny thing was Mummy2Legs told him the opposite, "to put a sock in it" - confused me no end!

pibble said...

But it was a washing machine post narrated by none other than Puddles! Maybe TV commercials are next on your list. Think big, missy!

Anonymous said...

Hardy Har Har ;) Your Mom could teach my Mom a few things about doin the laundry thing. First lesson I would suggest is tellin her she needs to SEPARATE whites from colors. Yap, she just throws them all together. Lots of pink clothes in this house BOL ;)

Waggin at ya,